Sunday Funnies: Hill Snubs Bill to Kiss Barack!

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This is way too funny, and deserves no intro. Just watch it (h/t NBer Blazer):

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I wonder,

Was Bill embarrassed, or just thankful he missed? :)

And how relieved was obama that he didn't get the "sloppy seconds" there? :>0

"This
liberal would be all about socialize -- uh, uh, would be about
basically taking over and the government running all of your companies."-Maxine Waters 2008

Another evidence of great party unity

Bill Clinton understands, sometimes families have to make sacrifices for the country. Bill is still a Democratic rock star and one of the greatest Presidents the United States has ever produced. His marriage with Hillary has never been stronger.

Good time to check the light

Good time to check the light bulbs in your home AAD. I think one of them is starting to leak poison.

"Bill Clinton understands,

"Bill Clinton understands, sometimes families have to make sacrifices
for the country. Bill is still a Democratic rock star and one of the
greatest Presidents the United States has ever produced. Bill Clinton understands, sometimes families have to make sacrifices
for the country. Bill is still a Democratic rock star and one of the
greatest Presidents the United States has ever produced. His marriage
with Hillary has never been stronger.

 

Huh ? Please tell us you didn't type that with a strait face, thats comedy right ? Your playing "devils advocate" here right ?

"Democratic rock star ? "

I think someones smoking rock.

Please the Democrat party hates the Clintons and pretty much have showed them the door, and it was the GOP dominated Congress during his term that held him in check for the most part and made him appear great.

With his policies against radical Islam during the nineties the fact he could have killed Bin-Laden and didn't culminating in thousands of Americans losing their lives, imho, Bill Clinton is the 21st hijacker.

 

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

Democrats adore the Clintons no matter what

"the Democrat party hates the Clintons and pretty much have showed them the door" You wish

Did you see the five minutes of applause that Bill received from Obama
supporters at the convention? He had to beg the crowd to stop
applausing before he could start his speech. The Clintons are beloved
in the Democratic Party despite what happened in the Primaries.

Bill Clinton left office with an approval rating even higher than
Reagan's despite the personal scandals. He was a great President and
compared to Bush he seems like a saint. I'll take a Clinton over a Bush
anyday.  I adore the Clintons and always will no matter what.

Hey Dude...

"....Here ya go there....now....here's your Dixie cup. 

That's it...sip, sip, sip.  Mama's made you some nice sweet Kool-Aid.  Don't drink it too fast son, you don't want to to choke and have it come out your nose like last time.

That's a goo'boy!  Goo'boy!!" 

AA-dud

His marriage with Hillary has never been stronger.

you got that right

"You can not support the Troops if you do not support their Mission" 

----

... i.e., when was it ever strong.

Bringing up the rear...

Excuse me, AAD. May I ask you a couple of questions? You have intuitive abilities. You're in touch with a lot of this cosmic kind of stuff with the greatest Presidents of the US and all that so I hope you don't find my questions assinine - Can you tell the uninformed amongst us why Bubba has this obsession for women with big...how to say this tastefully...rear ends?  Not to downplay the horndog's rock star status, but don't you find that sacrifice simply too large for the average voter to grasp?

Bill is an All American Guy, he likes women

of course. Just like McCain (have you asked Mac why he picked such a hot unquallified chic for VP?). I don't mind my Presidents having a taste for women but what I find absolutely objectionable is a President like Bush who would deceive the public in such a way into going into an unecessary war that have cost thousands of American lives. As far as I know, Bubba didn't cost anyone their life when he flirted with Lewinsky. He is just an average American guy. No wonder Americans love him so much. Only lunes on the extremist right wing fringe can't appreciate this great President.

"No wonder Americans love

"No wonder Americans love him so much. Only lunes on the extremist right wing fringe can't appreciate this great President."

 

Yep, and thats exactly why Bill and Hill will be moving back into "The Whitehouse" come November.

"As far as I know, Bubba didn't cost anyone their life when he flirted with Lewinsky."

That is if you dont' count the workers at an apirin factory in Sudan.

 

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

Hey AAD...or it that ADD (as in Attention Deficit Disorder)

"...Bubba didn't cost anyone their life when he flirted with Lewinsky," huh?

Well now, the way I look at it is that The Jackoff Clinton, while smoking those "slick", wet, creamy cigars had left his post at the helm and enabled those boys you and your swiney pals love so dearly--Al Qaeda, bin Laden, and Zawahiri--to plan events that did IN FACT kill thousands of innocent people.

"...go ahead....sip, sip, sip...."

 

It is IMPOSSIBLE to be a logical rational thinker AND a liberal Democrat.

AAD - Better check

AAD -

Better check Obama's quals. Short of being annointed by the media, he has "0" executive skills or experience running anything. A local organizer, a state senator, and then a US Senator.

Has Obama ever had to make a payroll?

Has Obama ever had to be responsible to balance a corporate or state budget ?

Palin's quals - and I remind you she is the No.2 on the Republican ticket - not the No. 1 slot - wax those of Obamas.

As far as the Dem's No.2 - Biden does have foreign policy experience from the Senate. He also has a great deal of experience as a plagarist and inflating his resume (claiming he had degrees he did not have) and making racist remarks (needing an Indian accent...). Yep - he is well qualified to balance what Obama doesn't have.

Don't play the qualification card - its a bad hand for the Dems.

Stickfarm
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke

Thanks for the reply AAD

But you still didn't answer my questions?  All I got was McCain likes hot women and Bill likes any woman.  And somehow that equates to Bill being an average American guy? Talk about lowering the bar for average guys....

As far as the war goes - you're ingratitude shown the Bush administration for taking the fight to the terrorists while preventing terrorists from killing thousands of civilian Americans on the home front again for the last 7 years is bewildering.  Still trying to figure out what that has to do with the horndog's proclivity for posteriorly endowed women.  Are these women some kind of secret agents trained to eliminate America's enemies by sitting on them?

Oh - and last question....what's a lune?

I am

ROFLMAO !

His marriage with Hillary has never been stronger. 

You have got to be kidding me. With Palin in line as VP, and in 8 years nicely positioned to take the mantle she thought was hers by some twisted edict or birth right - HRC has ZERO need to suffer Bill anymore.

Carter's commentary Friday blaming Bill for Hill's sad turn of events is about the only thing I can think of that I ever agreed with our nations worse president on.

I'm betting Bill's term as husband is over.

Stickfarm
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke

alla-dude

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA THANKS FOR THE LAUGH. I NEEDED IT...........THATS A HAPPY MARRAGE?? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA YOUR FUNNY

MOMMY

aad, uhh, Bill and Hillary don't even sleep in the same state...

...much less in the same house.

In fact, the only evidence we have that suggests they ever actually "did it" is Chelsea. 

Problem is, artificial-insemination as a routine procedure predates Chelsea Clinton by quite some time.

-Dave.

Wow

Talk about in denial!
As usual, evidence refutes liberal claims!
This was the Mother of all disses!!

Oh snap!

Hillary's pissed.  As Rush said, she's been passed over again. 

I guess

We now know who is really pissed off at whom.

Dennis Miller

said it years ago w/r/t the clintons...

"if that marriage was any more about convenience, they'd have to install a slim jim rack and slurpee machine"

I posted this same thing on

I posted this same thing on another thread and I'll do it here also, Hills opening up her speech at the DNC convention:

"I am honored to be here tonight. A proud mother. A proud Democrat. A proud American. And a proud supporter of Barack Obama."

Proud wife? No accident there, when you consider a lot of prep goes into those speeches especially when their broadcast by every major network worldwide, that was no accident.

I'm sure Bills still out bimbo-ing with his good pal renknowned womanizer Steve Bing and her nomination was supposed to be the "big payoff" of all those yrs. playing faithful wife to a boorish skirt chaser.

Right now all of the political benefits of being married to an ex-president and riding his coat-tails have pretty much went down the toilet, there actual marriage long before that.

I believe she hates her man with a passion.

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

Bill should probably

Bill should probably explore the possibility of sleeping in separate beds, in separate houses, in separate states. Might prolong his life past January. :)

"This
liberal would be all about socialize -- uh, uh, would be about
basically taking over and the government running all of your companies."-Maxine Waters 2008

Restless, I thought he

Restless, I thought he allready did that anyway.

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

Possibly

We never said that the man is dumb. Arrogant, jerk, horntoad, without morals, narcisstic, ugly, self centered, selfish... yes we have said those things, but not dumb.

"This
liberal would be all about socialize -- uh, uh, would be about
basically taking over and the government running all of your companies."-Maxine Waters 2008

Hillary probably caught Bill

Hillary probably caught Bill alone in his room with pictures of Sarah Palin last night.

Thats funny stuff.  Click

Thats funny stuff.  Click pause/play/pause/play/pause as he is about to pucker up.  She actually turns away before he does it.  But, at regular speed, that's not easy to see.  Funny as heck though.

Tuff one! Nothing but

Tuff one! Nothing but air.

Wonder if Bill had stayed out late the night before.

"Wonder if Bill had stayed

"Wonder if Bill had stayed out late the night before."

Well his face did seem like it was a deeper shade of purple than the usual beet red.

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

Bender

Wonder if Bill had stayed out late the night before.

He was probably out drinking with Joke Biden.

http://www.youtube.c...

the look on her face

She. Looks. Pissed.

 

Check out the look on her face when she sits down and adjusts her hair. No body language expert needed here lol.

Someone told Hillary about

Someone told Hillary about Sarah Palin.

Of course she's taking it out on Bill. 

Sarah Palin - This is what a Conservative looks like !

As they say

So she turns away from Bill to kiss Barack?

As they say, once you go Barack, you never go back!

Touchee

Mica I like that in a political sense though I know the message you intend to convey is quite vulgar. 

aad

What message is that ?

That Hillary doesn't like Bill ?  That she wishes luck to Obama ?

Is that Two-chee, or

Is that Two-chee, or Touch-ee, or... 

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Maybe that was shorthand

Maybe that was shorthand for Two-Cheetoes.

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

I wonder if he knows...

It's...... 

Touché

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Puleeze, everyone knows

Puleeze, everyone knows Hillary would rather be trading spit with Huma Abedin or Donna Shalala.

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

Billary

I think you all have taken this the wrong way. As Hillary clearly has only the 'kiss of death' left on her lips after years spent with Bill, she wanted to plant it on her worst enemy, not her hubbie.

D

Keep the ILLEGALS out, join NumbersUSA to send free faxes to your reps.

  LOL.....Good one DFtT..I

  LOL.....Good one DFtT..I knew there HAD to be an "alternative" explanation here. I could not help but notice, but watch closely and you will see that Bill shakes his head right before he stands up, kinda looks to me that he really doesn't wish to be there.

 

"...white folk's greed runs a world in need."  Barack Obama

The Clintons Rock

Conservatives are jealous of them because they remain extremely popular with the American public despite everything. They are Democratic Superstars. The Clintons are here to stay so live with it.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

That's a good one!

 

Sarah Palin - This is what a Conservative looks like !

The Clintons Crock!

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The Dude's right. The

The Dude's right. The Clintons will always be with us along with poverty, disease, war, and many other things we could do without.

"I adore the Clintons and

"I adore the Clintons and always will no matter what."

 

awww, how sweet. I'm sure there were folks around a long time ago that were totally enamored with King Herod and Herodias also.

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

blaz

Ahab and Jezzabel too!!

"You can not support the Troops if you do not support their Mission" 

Smear merchant dude part II

They are Democratic Superstars.

Apparently the democrats disagree, they like Obama waaaaaaayyyy more.

D

Keep the ILLEGALS out, join NumbersUSA to send free faxes to your reps.

Hey,

I think I've figured out who unamericandumbass is.

"This
liberal would be all about socialize -- uh, uh, would be about
basically taking over and the government running all of your companies."-Maxine Waters 2008

and I've got

you all figured out too Restless idiot.

R1, LOL, next time a spew-alert would be in order.

I mean, that pic could crack a monitor screen.  :-)

-Dave.

Clintons are finito

as of March of 2008. 

The anarchists dems have moved on and left the Clintonians with nothing but memories.

The Clinton lovers of the party don't count anymore so have been dissed.

I can see Hill & Bill parting ways shortly.  What's the point in playing the game any longer ?  All pain and NO gain.

Getting kissed by Hillary

And not getting kissed by Hillary is bad how?

www.benbarrack.com

"Once you've gone black ..."

"Once you've gone black ..."

With the Clintons its always been Symbolism over Substance

The Clintons do not have an honest bone in their bodies. How could they be honest with the American public when they can't be honest with themselves or each other?

It is clear the Clinton marraige is a sham; a deal made long ago to get each other to the White House.

If Barack America gets elected in November, there goes Hillary's shot at running again until 2016, if at all.   By then her sturdy ankles will have gotten thicker, the cracks in her face deeper, hips wider, cackle louder, acerbic personality the toxicity of a Super Fund site.

This public rejection is exactly as it appears, the beginning of the end to the Clinton political partnership--cough cough--marraige. 

The Clintons are a force to reckon with

Keep on dreaming, it's the same thing you morons were saying after the Lewinsky scandal that the Clintons were done for and that America had have enough of them but instead the Democratic Super Couple overcame that trial with their marriage in tact and have since risen to higher heights. Hillary became the first First Lady elected to the Senate and Bill Clinton continues to enjoy enormous popularity both at home and abroad especially when his record is compared to the present disaster in the White House.

If the Clinton marriage is a sham then so is the one between McCain and the young beer heiress he married after divorcing his first wife. The Clinton marriage has withstood everything. They are certainly one of the greatest couple ever to grace public life. Republicans are just so jealous of this super couple but average Americans love them. 

Watch the name calling, there, Dude

"You morons" is not a nice way to introduce yourself here.

Keep singing the Clinton praises, though....nice comic relief. 

David Gregory, do you know which damn network you lie for? ~ Uncle Jimbo, @Blackfive

 

"Comic relief" or

"Comic relief" or the ramblings of someone totally detached from reality, the jury's still out on that one Blonde.

 "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

                               " The Cake is a lie."   

Evenin' Blonde.

aad here is areal winner, as it appears he suffers from chronic D.A.D. (Dumb-A** Dissorder).

I have run into him here before. Intellectually-challenged does not even begin to describe this guy.

Oh, and congrats on the big win over Hawaii!

-Dave.

Hey you Dawg!

Enjoy it while you can, D!

I see GA won handily as well....not to change the subject, but is there a new UGA yet?  I love that mutt! 

As for the "Dude"....I really believe it's Chris Matthews, or his wife.   He slavers all over the dems enough for me to believe it.  Or maybe it's Chrissy & Keif's love child....hmmmm. 

David Gregory, do you know which damn network you lie for? ~ Uncle Jimbo, @Blackfive

 

Enjoy it while you can, D!

Oh, I plan to, all the way through to the end when I will be watching my Dawgs win the National Championship.  :-)

UGA VII made his debut just before the game yesterday. Really big deal up our way.

Here are some pics.

The Tide rolled right over Clemson last night. I still don't think they know what hit them. Bama is going to be tough this year.

As for our troll, I wish he would change his SN to anti-americanrude.

What a jerk this guy is.

-Dave.

Cute, D.

Hope the new UGA lives up to his fine tradition.  He's got a great face. 

Well, maybe we could meet up in Jax...on my Gators road to the National Championship.  Would that be possible....A Dawg & A Gator tail-gaiting congenially in the parking lot?

Bama....well, I hope they have a good season, unless their coach has a death wish. 

We play Miami next week (of Florida, not Ohio)....can't wait to crush them, just on the general principle of the thing.

Oh, and I'm sending some rain your way...keep an eye out for Hannah.

As for the "Dude"....he'll be outta here momentarily.  Not a thing of substance to add, pure trolling DKos talking points....they never last. 

David Gregory, do you know which damn network you lie for? ~ Uncle Jimbo, @Blackfive

 

J, looking forward to a great season.

I think the SEC is definitely where its at!

-Dave.

Always, D.

SEC rules!

I'm out....catch you manana. 

David Gregory, do you know which damn network you lie for? ~ Uncle Jimbo, @Blackfive

 

'night, J.

-Dave.

allamericandrip, the Clinton era is over. Thank God!

If the Clinton's are, as you say, "a force to reckon with," why was it so easy for Barry-O (who is far less qualified than even the Hildebeast) to take the nomination from her?

And why did Broom Hilda go out with a barely audible wimper at the DNC last week?

Just where were all of her "supporters" we kept hearing about?

Sorry, pal, but this is the end of the road for this pair of frauds who have never been anything more than Arkansas white-trash.

-Dave.

aad... Yeah well we

aad...

Yeah well we didn't have the internet back then like we do now..the msm and all sources are a whole 'nother bottle of wax now...deal with it!

Incluiding Fox.

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

Face it AAD

Its the Democrats who have let you down.  Instead of choosing the pantsuit they chose the empty suit instead.

If its any condolence to you at least she will be able start running for president again in a couple of months.

kuso... Yep...that would

kuso...

Yep...that would be about the 5th of Nov. with the msm all in love with her again leading the way...

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

"By then her sturdy ankles

"By then her sturdy ankles will have gotten thicker, the cracks in her
face deeper, hips wider, cackle louder, acerbic personality the
toxicity of a Super Fund site"  Sounds like a bleached blond Helen Thomas.

If they're so loved, why'd the dems reject her first term and his third?

Eileen.....

Wow...the toxic fumes are rising off that picture you just painted. 

Excellent.

David Gregory, do you know which damn network you lie for? ~ Uncle Jimbo, @Blackfive

 

I think the "allamerican"

I think the "allamerican" has been eating the dust from his etch-a-sketch again.

LOL-Maybe Hillary missed the rehearsal.

Or maybe it was Bill's breath.

Too funny.

-Dave.

Obama Kissing Jill Biden?

Speaking of kisses, I'm surprised that I haven't heard anyone talking about this. Did you see how, at the convention, Obama gave Jill Biden a big fat sloppy kiss ... right on the mouth !? Did I really see that? This was not just impolite; it was unseemly.

ent

I posted about it the day after it happened.  They wuz swappin' some spit fer sure.

And with Biden lookin' real loopy in that youtube clip, well. . .

Rocky & Bullwinkle '08