Tuesday Funnies: Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad

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I was wondering if NBs was

I was wondering if NBs was going to be putting on Ms. Cute by Half's response to McCain.

The left has got to love it.

I loved the response by McCain's team to this...I think it was Tucker Bounds, it was priceless as far as politics go.

I tell ya' he should of had a campaign shake up long ago,.

Better late than never.

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

i want my prez to look like

i want my prez to look like her

I want my wife...

I want my wife to look like her.

 

45 Communist Goals for America http://www.nationmakers.com/com_goals.htm

now i want what clear's

now i want what clear's having:(

TM

You want Clear's wife?

What's going on in this thread??

:p 

 

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it's a party grab a

it's a party

grab a drink, relax, its all good:)

BT

BT,

Do you think it belongs here given the context of the campaign and the media's biased involvement? Or, is this not fitting for NB? I'm asking because I'm not sure myself. ns

if it doesn't belong here -

if it doesn't belong here - who really cares?!?!?!

the world will survive

so i applaud your efforts here noel

it is the right thing to do

Noel... Oh heck ya it

Noel... Oh heck ya it belongs here...

I have seen the msm play this so many times already...they are reveling in it so far anyway as far as I have seen.

I would use caution though if I were them...did you see Tucker's response for the McCain campaign?

I will look for a link if you haven't...

I think it will be used down the road..it will be an ad that will backfire on them if they use this too much.

Just my thoughts.

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

Here you go....Paris Hilton

Here you go....Paris Hilton Ad

Bounds said

"It sounds like Paris Hilton supports John McCain's 'all of the above' approach to America’s energy crisis -- including both alternatives and drilling. Paris Hilton might not be as big a celebrity as Barack Obama, but she obviously has a better energy plan."

LOL!   

Noel

I was going to bring it up in Open Thread, but I was absolutely sure we'd see a new thread on it.

If we can't laugh along with a good comeback, there's something wrong with us.

You didn't disappoint.

It's a nice move by Paris,

It's a nice move by Paris, not that she came up with the idea, or wrote it, or anything like that. OK, it's a good move by Paris' people. :-)

and all the phallic

and all the phallic symbols were a nice touch 2

TM

TM,

Well, she certainly has a better energy policy than Obama, Pelosi, and Reid! I could get behind it...how 'bout you?  :-) ns

So...you're saying you could

So...you're saying you could get behind Paris Hilton?

...sicky. 

b

b,

I said I could get behind her energy policy. Get your mind out the gutter, will you? :-) ns

Oh! Her "energy policy"! Is

Oh! Her "energy policy"! Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

;-) 

she can lead me around on a

she can lead me around on a dog leash for all i care:)

b

b,

Hey, I'm a married man. Only Democrats get to lust in their hearts once hitched! Didn't you know that? ns

That's not what Newt said.

That's not what Newt said. :-D

Honestly, I don't think sleeping with Paris would be a good idea, health-wise. Plus, conversation would be at a premium because...I'm not sure she's all that...(what's the word)..."deep."

lust gets around all sides

lust gets around all sides of the aisle...

but this is more like admiring...

fine art...

a greek statue...

a...Rembrandt...

Paris proves there is a God all right:) 

Yeah, just don't ask the

Yeah, just don't ask the "greek statue" any questions.

for this we have einsteins

for this we have einsteins thank God

Bal,

Deleted due to an uncontrollable and quite surprising wave of decency overtaking me temporarily.

 

"This
liberal would be all about socialize -- uh, uh, would be about
basically taking over and the government running all of your companies."-Maxine Waters 2008

Noel,

Perhaps I missed something in the video, as the kids are sleeping and I had to keep the volume down some, (sound reverberates through this house like you wouldn't believe), but what was so great about the energy policy? Sounded like she said we should tax oil companies to pay for aternative research. Shouldn't that decision be left to the companies, as to where they want to invest their profits? I don't trust govt. to do any meaningful research, and my tax dollars shouldn't go to private companies for research. I am all for companies funding alternative energy research, but not being forced by govt. to do so. 

"This
liberal would be all about socialize -- uh, uh, would be about
basically taking over and the government running all of your companies."-Maxine Waters 2008

Restless

R,

We're having some fun here, man. You really want to debate this twit's energy policy that she presented in a $500 bathing suit? C'mon.

Okay, let's do it. She says she wants a hybrid of McCain and Obama's proposals:

We can do limited offshore drilling, with strict environmental oversight, while creating tax incentives to get Detroit to make hybrid and electric cars. That way, the offshore drilling carries us until the new technologies kick in which will then create new jobs and energy independence.

As I said, I think this is a MUCH better plan than what Obama, Reid, and Pelosi are proposing. You disagree? ns

I'm on board

Sounds like a plan to me.

I heard Bill Richardson mention "responsible drilling" this morning, and I thought; "as opposed to what?  irresponsible drilling?"

Think maybe those roughnecks don't know how to do that "responsible drilling" stuff?

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Cool,

"Responsible drilling" is just code words for "highly restricted drilling". Should this ever come to a vote in Congress, we must diligently study the wording, lest nance use HER imagination with it.

Oh, and I know a lot of former roughnecks. I work in the oil and gas industry. Believe me, they are responsible workers who just want to end their shifts with same number of appendages they started with.  

"This
liberal would be all about socialize -- uh, uh, would be about
basically taking over and the government running all of your companies."-Maxine Waters 2008

Easy there Noel,

I said I didn't hear the video very well. Tax incentives are entirely different than what I thought I heard, although I don't necessarily care for them either.

That said, I get the humor part of all of this, so I'll let it go. :)

"This
liberal would be all about socialize -- uh, uh, would be about
basically taking over and the government running all of your companies."-Maxine Waters 2008

Hey, don't forget the twits

$1000 shoes. Remember, one needs the perfect shoes to complement the $500 bathing suit one wears while out thinking Barry, Harry and Nancy between travel magazine articles. 

 

If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love youBut if you really make them think, they'll hate you.

Don Marquis 1878-1937

That is part of Obama's energy plan!!!

"limited" offshore drilling, what is "limited" and under the eye of who? Greenpeace or the Sierra Club? Then subsidize the suck ass automakers in Detroit who cannot figure out why the Japanese are kicking their ass? I'll pass.

That is Obama's plan! Didn't anyone here his speech yesterday? 

The Anti 'Man-Made' Global Warming Resource

I didn't realize that was

I didn't realize that was the type of offshore drilling she was referencing.

Until I saw she said "limited."

*****

"People only insist that a debate stop when they are afraid of what might be learned if it continues." - George Will 

It's circuitous, Restless

Tax the oil companies for alternative research, and they just shut down their in-house alternative studies.

That way, we never come up with an alternative energy source.

As the saying goes "If the government ran it, crime wouldn't pay"

Maybe Paris is smarter than she lets on.

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Nope Cool,

Paris is dumb as a stump, but I am biased. I prefer brunettes. :)

"This
liberal would be all about socialize -- uh, uh, would be about
basically taking over and the government running all of your companies."-Maxine Waters 2008

Restless - Paris's energy policy sounded just like McCain's

actually. She didn't say to tax the oil companies she said give tax incentives for car companies to provide hybrid cars. Her policy was comprehensive (like McCain's) saying drill and give tax incentives for new technologies.

Obama is the only one who is leaving things off the table. Even Paris Hilton can see that you need to work on everything.

 

Dee,

I get it. See my response to Noel above. Perhaps in the future, I will get into why I find it offensive for the govt. to offer money back to it's citezens that it shouldn't have taken in the first place, to "encourage" people to do as the govt. wishes.

Okay, okay, I'm done for now. Back to the funnies. :) 

"This
liberal would be all about socialize -- uh, uh, would be about
basically taking over and the government running all of your companies."-Maxine Waters 2008

Evening R1... I agree

Evening R1...

I agree with all of your posts here... you aren't alone.

I'd say more, not worth it anyway... it's been much more amusing reading the posts.

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

Hi BT,

And thanks for the post. I guess I'm getting curmudgeonely in my old age. :)

"This
liberal would be all about socialize -- uh, uh, would be about
basically taking over and the government running all of your companies."-Maxine Waters 2008

Restless - I don't mind being serious - I think this is serious

Really - even an air-head bimbo can see that we need a comprehensive solution and that is what Republicans and McCain want. Paris unfortunately has media mush brain when it comes to understanding what Republicans are proposing because she doesn't even realize that McCain is advocating a comprehensive plan. It's not her fault really because the media doesn't like that word to get out.

I do agree that lowering the tax rate overall is preferable. Corporate tax rates in the U.S. are too high and it just causes non compliance through loopholes or cheating or just moving businesses out of the U.S. I'd still prefer tax incentives vs not lowering or raising corporate taxes though.

Dee,

Tax incentives vs. Tax increases. Yeah I agree with you there, but I still find it offensive when the common thief known as our govt. offers me some of my money back if I toe their line.

(I am trying to get my sense of humor back, it is just hard when I hear the word "tax". It makes me crazy. :))

"This
liberal would be all about socialize -- uh, uh, would be about
basically taking over and the government running all of your companies."-Maxine Waters 2008

Wow - Someone who actually watched the video!

I think I am going crazy as I feel like I am the only one who actually watches what is being said in this video. I agree 100% restless! 

The Anti 'Man-Made' Global Warming Resource

Thanks PT

After being taken to task for not getting with the program and having some fun on this thread, I thought maybe I was caught in the vaccuum between Paris' ears.

"This
liberal would be all about socialize -- uh, uh, would be about
basically taking over and the government running all of your companies."-Maxine Waters 2008

Restless,

you have to be careful around that vaccuum. It's created by a black hole located near by, one that has a tendency to suck in all kinds of things. :-] 

 

If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love youBut if you really make them think, they'll hate you.

Don Marquis 1878-1937

it would be my humble

it would be my humble honor

Damn!!!! She's even dumber

Damn!!!! She's even dumber than I thought.

"This
liberal would be all about socialize -- uh, uh, would be about
basically taking over and the government running all of your companies."-Maxine Waters 2008

Hilarious

A friend at work showed me this.  Pretty funny stuff.

I'm not trying to be racist here, but isn't Paris sort of "skinny"?

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Sorry, but I was focused on the high-heeled shoes

I thought it was clever except the "I'll see you at the debate, bitches" line. not cool.

I will be impressed if Paris can convince Nancy Pelosi to expand offshore drilling.

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
- George Bernard Shaw, 1944

mom

mom,

Yes, but you raise a good point: "I will be impressed if Paris can convince Nancy Pelosi to expand offshore drilling."

Is it possible she speaks for her generation concerning this? The recent Zogby numbers showed a huge decline in Obama's support from 18-29 year olds. Maybe drilling is an issue for these folks. Maybe 18-29 year olds, out on their own and supporting themselves, are the most impacted by high energy prices. Maybe these folks want drilling for this reason, and Paris hit on this.

Just saying. ns

California dreaming or California drilling

I wasn't aware of the Zogby numbers. Very interesting. Are there any polls on offshore/ANWR drilling separated by age groups?

Hard to say the basis for Paris' comments - her parents (who are/were supporting McCain - perhaps, pragmatists?) or reality (the impact of high CA gasoline- though it doesn't affect her personally, but she might see the impact on others).

Noel, you raise an interesting theory. Her generation was not around during the Santa Barbara spill, and they were 10 years old or younger during the Exxon Valdez spill. By the same token, her generation was not around during the Three-Mile island release and may have a favorable view of nuclear energy.

Like I said, I think it was a clever "I'm not a ditz ALL of the time" reply. Plus, I'll be doubly impressed if she can solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
- George Bernard Shaw, 1944

NS

Interesting.  

But I'd no more ask Paris Hilton for an opinion on what her age group is thinking than ask my cat about Global Warming.

Paris Hilton is so atypical...how could she possibly know anything about her "peer group"? 

One must give her some credit though...she plays the idiot perfectly, while parlaying her name into a bona fide fortune which she DIDN'T inherit.  She's crazy like a fox, I think. 

David Gregory, do you know which damn network you lie for? ~ Uncle Jimbo, @Blackfive

 

Blonde

I slightly disagree. As you alluded to in your post, she's not as stupid as she lets on and her parents are involved enough to be McCain supporters. She might not have to worry about gas money, but even she can see how fretful everyone is over energy.

I can pretty guarantee that after this video has been out for a while, more and more teens/young adults will be echoing this - and if it paves the way for domestic drilling who am I to complain.

I'm with Noel - I don't think she just spouted a script without at least a basic understanding of what it meant. She obviously had someone write it down for her, but she did manage to appear like she really believed and understood, which is more than we got from Nancy Pelosi on Sunday.

I say give the girl the benefit of the doubt. At least she isn't using her fame to peddle some dumb idea like "use it or lose it."

Btw, Candance....

Speaking of "use it or lose it"....

Did you "Rock the Vote" back in the '90's? I know I did. I rocked it for Clinton, TWICE!

(Hmm, will that admission get me banned from here? :p) 

 

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um Shy dear

Please don't use the phrase "rocked it for Clinton" ever again. Some of us still have to sleep tonight and don't appreciate nightmares.

sorry candance

I voted for him, I meant.

Will that also give some NB'ers nightmares? I can understand... might have one myself.

 

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Awe heck MrS... We've alredy

Awe heck MrS...

We've alredy been through that nightmare...

A few more on the horizon though....

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

18-29 year olds

"The recent Zogby numbers showed a huge decline in Obama's
support from 18-29 year olds. Maybe drilling is an issue for these folks. Maybe
18-29 year olds, out on their own and supporting themselves, are the most
impacted by high energy prices."

Or maybe…could it possibly be?...they are growing up?

There is even a thin – I did not say “skinny” – glimmer of maturity coming from Paris (Hilton, that is).

Impunitas semper ad deteriora invitat.

isn't Paris sort of "skinny"?

Thank You!  I do not understand what guys see in her.  Maybe it is her total lack of morals and she would do it anyway, anytime, anyhow with anyone.  However, her nose is the size of Rhode Island and her boobs are the size of a marble, her pussy is probably as loose as a $5 whore and her brain jiggles areound loosly in her head.  She has no respect for anyone who is hard working and has principles.  Her family and hotel chain disrespects the military at every turn.  Meanwhile, you are married to someone who has said she will be faithful to you, puts up with your disgusting behaviors, raises your children with love, cleans your home and clothes and I don't blame her if after all of her hard work and devotion she has zero respect for you because you drool over a disrespectul, ugly, whore.  Good job men!  (cool, that was not directed at you, you men above know who I am referring to, "good " Christian ones too!  shame on you!)

Amber, yes she is skinny

Amber, yes she is skinny and all the rest. I think most of the attraction is in her money. Just think of that brand new Ranger Z in the 5 car garage! :-)

Im not easy or cheap!

Save a SeAL, club a liberal!!

I understand drooling over

I understand drooling over her money and her cars.

Not money and cars, money

Not money and cars, money and bass boats:-)

Save a SeAL, club a liberal!!

Every winter I have a bout

Every winter I have a bout 10 of them, Lunds mostly, in my quonset.  Funny, but 2 of them have not left the property in 5 years.  I don't understand why people spend that much money and never use it. (we rent space to them)

Well thank goodness that

Well thank goodness that wasn't crass...

never said it wasn't

never said it wasn't and I was not trying to be funny.

I personally think Paris is

I personally think Paris is ugly to teh bone in looks and morals.  I do like meat on my women.

Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark.

Truth, I want my President to look like

Mitt Romney.

Jeff Lebowski

www.angrywhitedude.c...

if paris opts out, i'll

if paris opts out, i'll join you

I'm with ya Truth

OOGA-CHAKKA

But she is "skinny"

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is that code?!?!?

is that code?!?!?

OOGA-CHAKKA

Yes, Truthie, please don't tell Bob Herbert

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Scared, very scared....

Democrats have a poor reputation already so they should be scared, very scared when Paris and the sluts start campaigning for them. She might 'upgrade' their slimey reputation and cost them millions of votes.

 

Old, Retired and glad of it.

Did you interpret this as an

Did you interpret this as an endorsement of Obama?

bal

I just took it as a "back at ya" from Paris and found it plenty funny.

But it's a good question.  Would Paris endorse a candidate (Obama) who has already made her the butt of one of his jokes?

Maybe.

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boa... Well the msm has

boa...

Well the msm has so far from what I have seen this afternoon and early evening...and they usually walk lock-step with the leftist party. 

You may want to ask them.

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

Scrap... Which would be

Scrap...

Which would be priceless.

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

Paris Hilton

Hmm, Paris read that the best place for a tan is Maui.

Hmmm....

Maui.

Paris.

Off shore drilling.

 

(sorry.... but you can't blame me for that one, can you? :p)

 

 

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Nope, can't say that I blame ya.

Given that I'm tryin to figure out if Rick Solomon is gonna be the head of her Department of the Interior. You know she has quite the list of men with experience in that position to choose from. :-}  

 

If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love youBut if you really make them think, they'll hate you.

Don Marquis 1878-1937

MSM - Real story - Britney and McCain

Last Friday, My place of work has a flat Screen in the Coffee Room.

(This is a real MSM story, not made up)

Corp..shall remain nameless, but they have their TV's in the break rooms set to Headline News...no other Options...and I gotta make a New Pot of coffee, and Headline news is covering the latest Britney Spears story, child custody, her father, the court process, ad nauseum for about 5 Solid minutes.  Just showing Pics and expounding on Britney Spears....So I'm thinking, Gee this is exactly what McCain was talking about with Obamarama, and wouldn't it be Great if this was followed by the MSM talking about McCain's new Ad...

WELL, I just about Dropped the POT of Coffee...becasue they DID IT...they followed this Britney thing with a story on McCain's ad that is comparing Obama to Britney, etc..etc......

I'm thinking GEE, you guys just justified/supported McCain's whole premise with the Britney story and your fawning over her problems and life and all kinds of who cares details....I just could NOT believe that the MSM just doesn't "Get IT"....they must not watch their own channels.

It was un-believable ignorance of the Bias'd coverage by MSM of POP tarts and the equivalent Obama like worship...ROFL...

The Republican Revolution will not be Televised

lmao Noel

That was great. It  might  almost  be enough to bring Sports Politics back 

Real life video games are cool

shawn

shawn,

Glad you liked it. This is a good spoof on her part. She's making fun of both candidates as well as herself while actually offering a better solution to the energy crisis than the entire Democrat party.

Whoever came up with this for her did a nice job. It's something people on both sides of the aisle should be able to laugh at if they have ANY sense of humor. ns

Noel... well excuse me

Noel... well excuse me ...

I know I am in the minority here...and I am a lot of times.

I didn't find it humorous one iota.

I have a great sense of humor. Just ask me.

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

BT

BT,

Wait a minute: didn't I ask for your opinion? Didn't you say this belonged here? I re-read your initial post, and I didn't get where you were angry about this. ns

Good golly Noel...You

Good golly Noel...

You asked me if I thought it belonged here...I said it did.

You didn't ask me if I thought it was funny.... I don't.

I also am not angry whatsoever.

I am sorry if I spoke how I felt about it being funny..I think whatever comes out of that woman's mouth is trash...with plenty of money behind her.

I think a lot of young women look up to the likes of this bimbo via the msm...

I think this was an intentional slam...her mother was furious about the McCain ad...I think she had great writers, the best money can buy.

I think she is a useless bimbo...guess she is entertaining to some. 

I find nothing funny about being self-dependent on our own oil in this country.

I know the Bush administration had put tons of money already in alternative energies...I am sick of hearing all that already.

I am sorry if I find nothing funny.

I just do not.

That's just me.

Btw..it is one of the few times we have disagreed about humor.

...guess we just do tonight   ;-) 

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

Noel (and BT)

This is outrageous, Noel. One of our own disagreeing?

Are you going to have BT's membership cancelled? or at least suspended?

(YES, THIS IS ALL A JOKE.... which BT might also find not very funny :p)

Btw, it was sort of funny, but I also sort of agree with BT regarding the whole culture of caring about this bimbo one iota. It's how low we've sunk in pop culture, I think.... i.e., her, the other bimbo's, reality TV, vacuous celeb adoration, etc.. 

 

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For REAL Change

Shy

It's an acquired taste.  The humor, that is.

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It's how low we've sunk in

It's how low we've sunk in pop culture, I think.... i.e., her, the other bimbo's, reality TV, vacuous celeb adoration, etc..

Which was McCain's whole point in using her in the ad about why the adoration for Obama...especially the msm too. 

If anybody goes and rereads my posts from the beginning, I never implied that I thought this was funny... I had seen this numerous times already on the msm...the left loved glorifying in it... I was speaking politically.

I'm not a guy, I don't think she's funny one bit, I don't think she is pretty one bit, and I sure as hell don't think she is a sexy woman in any way...camera angles may work for the horny fella's out there...but she is a dime a dozen...except she has money...she doesn't need it to pay to be a slut...she does it for free.

...but heck...she's funny.

Sorry...my funny-bone just isn't working tonight.

Btw MrS...Noel and I have had disagreements before...I'm still here...I think...lol. 

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

So I take it you are voting

So I take it you are voting "Die"?

I give it a "Funny." Probably the funniest thing she's ever done (intentionally). Not that the bar was very high on that one, but she obvious