The Global Warming Tutorial Media Should be Required to Take

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Do you ever get the feeling the reason most people in the media have bought into Nobel Laureate Al Gore's global warming myth is that they are largely uneducated in matters of science, and regardless of the volume of information available at their fingertips via the Internet, such pompous folks are too lazy to take the time to do any research that might challenge their dogma?

After all, the depth of most press members' studies regarding climate matters is having watched the schlockumentary "An Inconvenient Truth" which is full of more holes than Paul McCartney's roof (kudos if you get the pun without clicking on the link!).

As such, assuming the answer to the introductory question is a resounding "Yes," might I suggest media be required to take the following tutorial offered by Professor Bob Carter of James Cook University in Australia (part one embedded right).

In it, Carter addresses five tests of the hypothesis espoused by the climate alarmists that there is "dangerous human-caused global warming":

  1. Has global temperature warmed over the last few years?
  2. Is today's global temperature unnaturally high?
  3. Does CO2 output correlate with temperature change?
  4. Does CO2 lead or lag temperature change?
  5. Does the pattern of temperature change match theoretical predictions of greenhouse warming?

To get the results of these five tests, media MUST watch both parts of this tutorial (part two below):

After watching both parts, press members should be required to take a test proving they understand the tutorial's contents. If they fail, they shouldn't be allowed to report on global warming.

All those in favor say "Aye."

—Noel Sheppard is the Associate Editor of NewsBusters. Follow him at Facebook and Twitter.


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(Spoken in a robot-like

(Spoken in a robot-like monotone) Carter - is - not - part - of - the - consensus - he - is - a - denier - his - views - are - unworthy - of - consideration - our - shields - are - up

You forgot

Big oil paid this guy off.

"They need to have a course in college called common sense and everyone should take it. Problem is there isn't too many people that could pass or teach it." -my grandfather

Resistance is futile. 

Resistance is futile. 

Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark.

Dave...

Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL do you read me, HAL?
HAL:  Affirmative, Dave, I read you.
Dave Bowman: Kill the Kyoto Treaty legislation, HAL.
HAL:  I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Dave Bowman: What's the problem?
HAL:  I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Dave Bowman: What are you talking about, HAL?
HAL:  This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.

...just what do you think

...just what do you think you're doing TM?! TM....?!?!?!?

d-a-i-s-y, d-a-i-s-y, g--i--v--e  m--e  y---o---u---r  a---n---s---w---e---r   d------o------o------o

i can't believe we're even

i can't believe we're even questioning global warming skeptics here - the debate is completely over - GW is a hoax:)...

(chris matthew's head explodes here - my favorte part:)

Noel I've come to believe

Noel I've come to believe most journalists don't really know all that much when it comes to anything they report. (see economy, politics, etc.)

"They need to have a course in college called common sense and everyone should take it. Problem is there isn't too many people that could pass or teach it." -my grandfather

»→ tater

It's like Stephen King said "If you can read, you can walk into a job"

Must've been what he meant.

♣ a seal

Ah Wesh

Ah wesh ah kuld reed. I kuld git jahb teww.

Noli habere bovis, vir!

As to MSM journalists---

As to MSM journalists(??)---My dad always used to say that one of life's mysteries was that there were more horse's butts than horses.

LOL that's awesome. You're

LOL that's awesome. You're dad is a hoot!

 

I'm thoroughly convinced

that the media, especially "news" anchors, are the most misinformed, ignorant, yet condescendingly arrogant, democrats on the planet.  Clueless about anything dealing with reality.  Useless for any and all practical purposes.

 

To know and not do, is to not yet know

Greenland or Bust!

I don't have too many more years, but bygum, I intend to make my last fortune in the upcoming land boom coming to Greenland as a result of this global warming thing.

And I'm buying up as much good potential farmland in the Arctic Circle to grow more corn for the ethanol thingababob.

Hahoo! and Landho! Boy do I love these end-of-time hoaxes.

Lex Luthor would be

Lex Luthor would be proud....

(Superman the Movie)

Where are the liberal

Where are the liberal catcalls against a rush into action (a la Iraq) and faulty pre-global-warming-fighting intelligence?

Failed premise

The assumption is that a liberal is teachable and welcomes the truth and logic. They are liberals because they reject the truth and rely on emotion rather than logic. (re: Girly Men)

If conservatives are RIGHT, then liberals must be WRONG.

Noel, John McCain and his

Noel, John McCain and his campaign team should also be required to take this test.

Noel,

It probably wouldn't be a bad idea to force elected officials to view this as well, as they have the power to seperate us from vast amounts of our incomes in order to "fight" a problem that doesn't exist.


Bingo, RD. The

Bingo, RD. The environmentalists can whine, but only government can legally steal our money because of it.

...and here is more fuel

...and here is more fuel for their fire too..

Disgusting...but it ought to make McCain grin from ear to ear...let alone algore and crew. 

I am disgusted and furious.

All the enviro's are going to be thrilled...so much for drilling in Ak. with this false BS..thanks Dick Kempthorne.

"Never murder your opponent when he is committing suicide." ~ W. Churchill

It's like the ban on DDT.

It's like the ban on DDT. Screw facts and reality. It's about politics

"There is a clear attempt to establish truth not by scientific methods but by perpetual repetition."
- Richard S. Lindzen, Ph.D. Professor of Meteorology, MIT

This list could also be

This list could also be called "Five Questions Al Gore Won't Answer" (but they'd have to be a bit more specifically worded so he couldn't use his weasel words.)

Consensus

There is no more debate. I have the proof that Global Warming is real. We have reached consensus.

http://www.penzweb.de/blog/wp-photos/20070510-205222-1.jpg

I dont have the time at

I dont have the time at present, to watch these, but I will as soon as I get the chance. Then I will be able to make an informed, derogatory comit to AlGore...

Save a SeAL, club a liberal!!

but is it Monty Python?

The socialists and fascists have found their Holy Grail - Climate Change. With it they can rule the world, literally. From my perspective it looks more like Monty Python, though.

Where's Hell's Grannies when you need them? I'd turn 'em loose in every newsroom in America.

To hell with teaching the

To hell with teaching the media the truth.

What should happen is John McCain should be locked in a room with nothing but two chairs, this video, James Inhofe, and a brick. If after watching this video three times, and having Inhofe explain it to him, McCain still doesn't get it, Inhofe will know what to do with the brick!

Aye.

 Motion carries.

"It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face."

Awesome tutorial, Noel

One of the best I've seen, thanks for posting it. And for the link to that great Beatles tune, mate ;)

Globull Worming?

Why has the video on Youtube been taken down?   Is it offensive to Muslims?

Good question. It says it's

Good question. It says it's been removed by the user. Whatever that means.

There are people with such confidence in the AGW argument they try to prevent anything contray to warmer mantra from being spoken. Case in point Wiki. This has been discussed at icecap. 

"There is a clear attempt to establish truth not by scientific methods but by perpetual repetition."
- Richard S. Lindzen, Ph.D. Professor of Meteorology, MIT

"Globull Worming"

Great pun, caambers, I love it!

Another Test and a couple of other resources

From Begbroke Science Park; The Basics of Climate Prediction 

Basics from

 

 

 

Inconvenient facts.

Inconvenient facts are that correlations do not prove a cause effect relationship.

But? What is the correlation between global world tempertures world fossil fuel consumption?

1861-1875  Correlation coeffecient +.92 a very strong coorelation.

1875-1910  Correlation coefficient -.71. In short as fossil fuel use increased. Tempertures headed south.

1910-1940 Correlation coefficient +.28. Although world fossil fuel use  affected by a global recession. Tempertures rose by more than .4.

1940-1975 Correlation coefficient -.88. In short as fossil fuel usage increased during and after WWII tempertures decreased.

1975-2000 Correlation coefficient +.94.. Again there was a strong coorelation.

2000-  ???? Though fossil fuel use increased there has been a leveling off in global tempertures.

Facts temperture increased and decreased independent of the increase or decrease in fossil fuel use.

 

"There is a clear attempt to establish truth not by scientific methods but by perpetual repetition."
- Richard S. Lindzen, Ph.D. Professor of Meteorology, MIT

The AGW Skeptics Guide

Giles you forgot the AGW Skeptics Guide:

20/20: Give Me a Break: Global Warming (Video) (8min)

Climate of Fear (Richard S. Lindzen, Ph.D. Professor of Meteorology, MIT)
The Case for Skepticism on Global Warming (Michael Crichton, A.B. Anthropology, M.D. Harvard)
Climate chaos? Don't believe it (Christopher Monckton, The Daily Telegraph, UK)

Guides:
A Global Warming Primer (PDF) (National Center for Policy Analysis)
A Skeptic’s Guide to Debunking Global Warming Alarmism (PDF) (US Senate Environment & Public Works Committee)
A Skeptical Layman's Guide to Anthropogenic Global Warming (PDF) (Climate Skeptic)
Global Warming FAQ (PDF) (Competitive Enterprise Institute)
Global Warming: Science vs. Nonsense (PDF) (EIR Economics)

Myths:
Fallacies about Global Warming (Science & Public Policy Institute)
Five Biggest Myths about Global Warming (The Washington Examiner)
Global Warming: Fact and Myth (S. Fred Singer, Ph.D. Professor Emeritus of Environmental Sciences)
Global Warming Myths (Friends of Science)
Green Myths On Global Warming - Debunked (The Association of British Drivers, UK)
Heartland President Debunks Global Warming Myths (The Heartland Institute)
Myths and Facts About the Environment (National Center for Public Policy Research)
Myths of Global Warming (National Center for Policy Analysis)
The Global Warming Myth? (John Stossel, ABC News)
Top 10 Climate Myth-Busters for 2007 (Steve Milloy, B.A. Natural Sciences, M.S. Health Sciences)
Top 10 Environmental Myths (PDF) (U.S. Chamber of Commerce)
Top 10 'Global-Warming' Myths (Human Events)

Papers:
A Climate of Belief (PDF) (Patrick Frank, Ph.D. Chemistry)
Apocalypse Cancelled (PDF) (Christopher Monckton, Former Policy Advisor for British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher)
Carbon Dioxide is not the primary cause of global warming (PDF) (Allan M.R. MacRae, B.Sc., M.Eng.)
Carbon Emissions Don’t Cause Global Warming (PDF) (David Evans, B.Sc. Physics, M.S. Statistics, Ph.D. Engineering)
Climate Change Re-examined (PDF) (Joel M. Kauffman, Ph.D. Organic Chemistry, MIT)
Climate Science: Climate Change and Its Impacts (PDF) (David R. Legates, Ph.D. Climatology)
CO2: The Greatest Scientific Scandal of Our Time (PDF) (Zbigniew Jaworowski, M.D. Ph.D. D.Sc.)
Environmental Effects of Increased Atmospheric Carbon Dioxide (PDF) (Arthur Robinson, Ph.D. Chemistry)
Global Warming and Nature's Thermostat (Roy Spencer, Ph.D. Meteorology)
Is the Sky Really Falling? A Review of Recent Global Warming Scare Stories (PDF) (Patrick J. Michaels, Ph.D. Ecological Climatology)
Is There a Basis for Global Warming Alarm? (Richard S. Lindzen, Ph.D. Professor of Meteorology, MIT)
Nature, Not Human Activity, Rules the Climate (PDF) (S. Fred Singer, Ph.D. Professor Emeritus of Environmental Sciences)
The Acquittal of Carbon Dioxide (Jeffrey A. Glassman, Ph.D. Applied Physicist and Engineer)
The Increase in Global Temperature: What it Does and Does Not Tell Us (PDF) (Robert C. Balling Jr., Ph.D. Professor of Climatology)
The Myth of Dangerous Human Caused Climate Change (PDF) (Robert (Bob) M. Carter, B.Sc. Geology, Ph.D. Paleontology)
The Science Isn't Settled - The Limitations of Global Climate Models (PDF) (Timothy (Tim) F. Ball, Ph.D. Historical Climatologist)

Reports:
Independent Summary for Policymakers: IPCC Fourth Assessment Report (PDF) (The Fraser Institute)

Videos:
The Great Global Warming Swindle (Video) (1hr 14min)
CNN: Exposed: Climate of Fear (Video) (42min)
Bullshit! - Environmental Hysteria (Video) (29min)
CBC: Documentary: Doomsday Called Off (Video) (44min)
George Carlin - The Planet is Fine (Adults Only) (Video) (8min)

The Anti 'Man-Made' Global Warming Resource

Found videos again!

I found these again. Here are the links:

http://www.youtube.c...

http://www.youtube.c...

The youtube user is bushvision (which is, btw, not THAT Bush. Rather the Australian bush). Noel, maybe you can reconnect with the updated links.

PM

PM,

You're a good man, Charlie Brown! Thank you. ns

:)

You're welcome. Just pitching in to help combat the nonsense!

Another newsbuster without substance

I am not sure if you saw the science on how clouds impact solar radiation but the results suggest if you throw a bunch of dirt in the sky, it cools the land and water below.

Volcanoes do the same thing.

Imagine this, we fly a bunch of planes over to Iraq, drop tons of bombs, and look at what happens to the land, it gets real hot and explodes where the bombs hit.

As a by product, we get to take the oil in the surrounding region.

Why not stop picking on nurd climatologists who couldn't predict tomorrows weather.

You have been impacting your environment since the day you were born, to deny that is to deny plain science.

How is it you murder children for oil and have nothing to say about it?

Because your priorities are self-centered. I put you in the same crowd that laughed at Copernicus and Galileo.

Look at the good data in the rest of the comments on your blog. Most sound like they are imitating a third grader. No substance, just name calling.

well dang

As a by product, we get to take the oil in the surrounding region.

Gee, since the price of gas has tripled since 2002 and China's consumption has exploded, I can totally see how you'd think we're taking all the oil for our own gain.

PS What does the war in Iraq have to do with this article? I suspect you're just randomly complaining about things Republicans do.

More uselessness

Gee, since the price of gas has tripled since 2002 and China's consumption has exploded, I can totally see how you'd think we're taking all the oil for our own gain.

I didn't say anything about the price of oil, or could care less who you think gains by it. Fact: Mt. Pinitubo eruption cooled earth for 2 years. But I won't go nit-picking how much, or where, or whatever. Don't care. Common sense says clouds make things cooler. Ever been outside swimming on a partly cloudy day, ever feel colder when the sun goes behind another cloud?

 

Probably Al Gore standing behind a bush with an air conditioner, right?

No Kidding

Yes clouds cool the planet and so do volcanic aerosols but they are not remotely responsible for the current cooling trend. You don't even have the hardcore alarmists making this claim.

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ender3rd; any links to YOUR volcanic spewing?

Oil is 128.00 today.

Your opinion is your god.

Facts are just useless to you.

sad

The POPE says, GOD BLESS AMERICA!!


Liberals/need/help/IranianUranium/<sleep>

Fact

Oil is going to keep going higher and higher, and it will slow consumption, but that will only reduce the amount of oil we burn, but the total amount of oil being burned will continue to rise.

God has as little to do with dropping bombs in Iraq as republicans.

Republican is a word, and the definition of that word is not precise enough to establish whether a republican would bomb Iraq.

Republicans used to stand for small government, today republicans stand for nothing, they just ralley behind whatever idiot professes to be one.

The only God I know are the ones who actually do something that makes life survivable for others. It would take a God to stop the killing in Iraq. To date, there isn't a God on earth capable of doing that.

Just a bunch of murderers calling themselves President or republican continuing to unleash the fury of hell on anyone who wants to interupt the flow of oil ...

um...okay....

Again, what precisely does the war in Iraq have to do with global warming - you're the one who brought it up in the first place.

Wrong Posting Area

Iraq has nothing to do with Global Warming please move your irrelevant rants to the proper topic or an open thread since no one here cares about your opinion on Iraq.

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PT... You gotta admit,

PT...

You gotta admit, his postings sure are entertaining. 

"Abstain from McCain"

Entertaining indeed

"It would take a God to stop the killing in Iraq"

Someone has "issues"

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Erratic Posting

Your post doesn't make much sense and is all over the place, I am not sure what point you are trying to make as this post is to a video from Dr. Robert (Bob) M. Carter, B.Sc. Geology, Ph.D. Paleontology.

Interesting you brought up Clouds since this is something that all the global climate models do not model properly and are thus not accounted for correctly in their "predictions". Skeptical scientists are well aware of the impact of volcanic aerosols on global temperatures.

Copernicus and Galileo did not go along with the established consensus of their time.

The Iraq references are meaningless to this discussion.

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