Wednesday Funnies: 'Halp Us Stevin Kenk'

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Wednesday Funnies: 'Halp Us Stevin Kenk'

By Noel Sheppard | May 7, 2008 - 19:35 ET

For Stephen King's benefit, our friends at Are We Lumberjacks have updated an hysterical picture from November 2006 which humorously mocked John Kerry's offensive anti-military remark:

Hehehehehe.

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HA!

May 7, 2008 - 19:47 ET by SarahAnnie

Just what I needed, a good laugh before bed. :)

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Hay Stevin Kenk

May 7, 2008 - 19:47 ET by Barker

I sport the troops and their mishin!

Our guys and gals are so great!

May 7, 2008 - 20:12 ET by DEVILDOCMOM

THANKS, I LOVE IT!

Stink

May 7, 2008 - 20:14 ET by Scrapiron

It should read 'halp us stupid stink'.

Old, Retired and glad of it.

I'd be honored to shake

May 7, 2008 - 20:45 ET by Chris Norman

I'd be honored to shake hands with anyone in the military, while I wouldn't exert myself turning my head to see Stephen King.

CN, just yesterday,

May 7, 2008 - 21:28 ET by FastEd

while doing my customer service at the Big Orange Box, I was fortunate to help a BDU wearing Eagles (colonel), he also had a CIB, which he remarked, was easier to get then the product we were looking for - for the CIB, all he had to do was duck! -

There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V

Stepking in it!

May 7, 2008 - 20:49 ET by misterbill

Silly talk from a man with no CUJO nes!

THANKS...

May 7, 2008 - 20:56 ET by danybhoy

I love the fact that these guys are from the Minnesota National Guard, my homestate making me proud.

"Some of us are wise, some of us are otherwise" Mark Levin

"these guys"

May 7, 2008 - 20:58 ET by MightyMouth

Hey danyboy! There is a gal in there! And a brave one too! :-)

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

THESE GUYS...

May 9, 2008 - 05:32 ET by danybhoy

You know how I meant it, but your point is taken...

"Some of us are wise, some of us are otherwise" Mark Levin

LMAO, I knew it was just a matter of time.

May 7, 2008 - 20:57 ET by R D Helm

Made my evening, this did. :-)

What the American people are looking for is somebody who can solve their problems. - Barack Obama, April 27, 2008

God bless our troops

May 7, 2008 - 21:19 ET by Cape Conservative

and to think they are risking their lives to protect the right for Stephen King to utter such nonsense makes them GIANTS in my eyes! We should hold a Stephen King book-burning bonfire in every state in the country!!! Just one more example of liberalism gone wild. Shame on you, Mr. K!

Noel, shades of john kerry, re deux

May 7, 2008 - 21:22 ET by FastEd

add me to everyone else here, that this made my day, the laugh was needed. Good to know too, that the troops have a better sense of humor, then steven pawn has a sense of honor or respect.

"It is not the writer, but the soldier, that guarentees freedom of speech"

There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V

Anybody want to start a pool as to when Stephen King issues a

May 7, 2008 - 21:30 ET by R D Helm

Anybody want to start a pool as to when Stephen King issues a public apology for his neurological misfire?

-Bet it happens before the weekend.

What the American people are looking for is somebody who can solve their problems. - Barack Obama, April 27, 2008

He will never apologize

May 7, 2008 - 21:57 ET by celator

Stephen King will never apologize for his dumb statement. He is simply not capable of apology. He has been a left wing radical since his student days at the University of Maine at Orono. He used to write for the student paper then, and has not changed his political views one iota. He is yet another '60's radical who never grew up, politically.

In his book "On Writing" (a pretty good read actually) he admits to heavy drinking and use of, shall we say, mind enhancing drugs for much of his life, though he seems to be clean these days. He wrote in that book that he was so high most of the time when he was writing "Cujo", that he actually does not remember writing that book, in the sense of how he developed the plotline and characters.

I do feel some sympathy for him as a person because he truly had a very tough growing up period, working at all sorts of menial jobs to help support his mom and himself. He was dirt poor as a kid, and through sheer determination to "make it", he became extremely well known and wealthy. And he is very generous with his money, giving lots of it away to good causes in Maine (library donations etc. So I give him that.

"...he became extremely

May 7, 2008 - 22:17 ET by MightyMouth

"...he became extremely well known and wealthy. And he is very generous with his money"

All you said is probably true. But he can't seem to understand that he couldn't have had any of his success without the Soldier's who died giving him the freedom to advance in a free society. Sorry, I can't forgive him for such a slight so easily.

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

I agree

May 7, 2008 - 23:15 ET by celator

I agree completely. And I don't give him any slack whatsoever for his insulting comments.

RDH

May 7, 2008 - 22:13 ET by Barker

Stephen King has got to be living a nightmare right now.;) An apology will surely help, but it would probably be too little, too late. It's looks like he's dug in on this one.

But, maybe King will say it was all just a joke....you know, "ha ha".

That's a "botched joke."

May 7, 2008 - 22:20 ET by motherbelt

That's a "botched joke." LOL

I don't think he will apologize. His ego is invested in it now.

And IF he does, he won't say "I insulted our soldiers and I'm sorry"....he'll "regret [his] poor choice of words" or somesuch nonsense.

I honestly don't think he cares.

That's what he's doing

May 7, 2008 - 23:24 ET by celator

That's pretty much what we are reading up here. He's in high dungeon for our "misunderstanding" what he meant, how dare we question his patriotism, yadda yadda yadda. Not even close to an apology. You're right, his ego is heavily invested in this, and he won't back down.

Steffin ciNG, wll attack with an october book surprise

May 8, 2008 - 14:56 ET by upcountrywater

Rabid conservatives spread a new germ, that warms the planet and eats up all the oil. Only a liberal shot from national health care, will savve the liberals, by turning the conservatives into needy drug addicted liberals. or some such banter.

The POPE says, GOD BLESS AMERICA!!

IranianUranium<sleep>New/Infrastructure/repair?/ROFLMAO

If anything

May 7, 2008 - 22:22 ET by FastEd

I think he'll issue a non-apology apology. Sorta - I was misunderstood, and I can put on paper what I mean better then I speak. (and it was Bush's fault!)

There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V

Fast, I agree. But he eventually is going to say something.

May 8, 2008 - 00:11 ET by R D Helm

Else the hard drive in the server his site is on is going to be blowing blue sparks for weeks from the overload. :-)

What the American people are looking for is somebody who can solve their problems. - Barack Obama, April 27, 2008

funny

May 7, 2008 - 22:14 ET by Biff McCain

funny

Fantastic!

May 7, 2008 - 22:19 ET by MaximusBraveheart

Love it! Great PR idea! Gets the idea out of how silly he is & maybe this could be used on the MSM reporting.

The last gunslinger shakes the dust off..

May 7, 2008 - 22:46 ET by JoggerNot

And wonders why his creator has championed him to yet another bad ending?

book # 47, or is it #48?!

HEH!

Egoistical king

May 8, 2008 - 07:14 ET by chiefdave

I would love to see the Portland Press Herald (Maine) print that picture, but that would never happen!!!! The local radio/Tv station on Fox has really been after king, With out them and Newsbusters we would never know about that jerk. Some of the blogs on the above local paper show how some view the miltary as their heads are stuck in the sand. If the high school grads are so dumb how did they get out of high school??? Being a grad from these schools I went on to receive a B.S. while serving for 26 great years in the Army. Where I worked with some of the best America has to offer!! So I get a little upset when some jerk criticizes our men and women that serve . A old W-4

Listening to them also

May 8, 2008 - 07:50 ET by celator

I've been listening to Ray and Ted on WLOB, also. As you say, they're raking King over the coals as are the callers. Except for Portland (ugh!) and the Lewiston, Augusta, Waterville corridor, most of Maine is pretty conservative. Including Bangor! You'd think that "celebrities" like King would have figured out by now that, thanks to blogs and sites like NB, the days when they can make stupid comments without being almost immediately exposed are over.