Hollywood is about to release a remake of the science fiction classic "The Day the Earth Stood Still."
This time, rather than coming to earth to warn us about our dangerous foray into the nuclear age, Klaatu and Gort have returned to caution us about -- wait for it -- global warming!
Honestly, you can't possibly make this stuff up!
As marvelously reported Friday by Vic Holtreman of Screen Rant (his delicious picture to the right, emphasis added):
Those looking for real comedy on a Saturday should read MTV.com's complete article on this subject...but, do so without fluids, sharp objects, or flammables nearby.I don't know how familiar you are with the original (and classic) version of The Day the Earth Stood Still, but it was borne out of fears of the Atomic Age and the initial stirrings of the Cold War. Today it may seem quaint and dated but at the time it was a very relevant theme to be tackled from a sci-fi angle.
Over at MTV.com they've quoted Keanu Reeves in an interview and while he admits that yes, there is a huge threat posed by the staggering number of international conflicts...
"The version [of 'The Day the Earth Stood Still'] I was just working on, instead of being man against man, it’s more about man against nature. My Klaatu says that if the Earth dies, you die. If you die, the earth survives. I’m a friend to the earth." [...][W]ith all the conflict and outright genocide going on in the world today, an alien is going to come from outer space and try to get us to buy carbon credits?
—Noel Sheppard is an economist, business owner, and Associate Editor of NewsBusters.
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Will Klaatu be taking Dennis
March 22, 2008 - 15:02 ET by Roger the ShrubberWill Klaatu be taking Dennis and Ron back home with him?
Sheesh!
March 22, 2008 - 15:04 ET by scamoramaWhat's next?
A remake of "Forbidden Planet" in which we learn that the Krell killed themselves off with Climate Change?
Or, maybe, a version of "Angry Red Planet" that shows Mars was ruined because they burned all their trees?
Chicken Little
March 22, 2008 - 15:06 ET by allanfI think we need to bring back "Chicken Little":
"The sky is falling. The sky is falling".
or am I quoting Al Gore?
Return of the Kanamits
March 22, 2008 - 17:32 ET by zhombreHow about a remake of the old Twilight Zone episode "To Serve Man"? Charismatic Kanamits arrive on Earth from a distant planet and beguile credulous earthlings with a promise of change and hope and a green planet.
Is that the one where they
March 22, 2008 - 18:16 ET by Roger the ShrubberIs that the one where they eat humans?
Rog
March 22, 2008 - 18:30 ET by Noel SheppardRog,
Yep. "To Serve Man" is a cookbook. Great stuff. ns
To Serve mankind
March 22, 2008 - 18:36 ET by botgas long as they start with the Tasty Canadiens
"Man created god(s) Anything believed was created by man"----Syrius
Tasty Canadians? Well, they better not eat Alex, Geddy or Neil.
March 23, 2008 - 21:29 ET by R D HelmI just popped for a pair of tickets for their July concert here in Atlanta.
I'd be sorely miffed if something were to screw that up. :-)
Theme for Election '08: I want my mommy!
The Canadian government has
March 24, 2008 - 10:52 ET by Roger the ShrubberThe Canadian government has already offered up Saga, Red Rider, Helix, and April Wine as substitutes for Rush and Triumph. The aliens were not assuaged until Bryan Adams was tossed in.
Rog, they can have Bryan Adams.
March 24, 2008 - 19:36 ET by R D HelmLol-I'll even send 'em my favorite marinade recipe.
Theme for Election '08: I want my mommy!
when I first saw the pic at
March 23, 2008 - 07:51 ET by motherbeltwhen I first saw the pic at the top of the post, that's what I thought it was about.
Wrong aliens. LOL
Klaatu barada carbon . . .
March 22, 2008 - 15:17 ET by GalvanicThe good news is that Klaatu is also retrieving Al Gore and returning him to their planet.
Also this summer, a new TV sitcom tentatively titled "You Did WHAT?!", starring comedians McGreevey and Spitzer as two, divorced ex-governors leading secret lives while sharing a trailer in Newark. The plots revolve around McGreevy's return to what he describes as "public service" by hanging out at men's rooms along the Jersey Turnpike, while Spitzer's challenge each episode is to earn enough cash on his pizza deliveries to pay for $4300 hookers and sex-addiction therapy. The series will co-star Jerry Van Dyke and Doris Roberts.
so that is what it means
March 22, 2008 - 15:17 ET by Wineguy13'Barada Nikto' means 'Carbon Offset'...Of Course!!
Is Sen. Obama going to write the screenplay?
March 22, 2008 - 15:18 ET by JWFAnd Klaatu spoke of the earth dying and "it was like a fist to my stomach, and I wobbled to regain my composure" and Klaatu reeled out some "guy with no arms and legs" jokes and it was like a kick to the nads. Then someone told Klaatu a dead baby joke and I fell to my knees as the earth spun beneath me.
Next feature film: Man Against Stupidity
March 22, 2008 - 15:23 ET by SeptemberOooh. The Day the Earth Stood Still is one of my fav old simple scifis but mostly bec I liked the star's English accent (hum...how did he learn English? TV?).
And the robot's cool, too. For the time, it was cheesy but not too cheesy. Didn't realize how preachy the film was until I grew up.
This remake will bear no resemblance to the original and will be laden with special effects, a pace so fast you don't even care what the actors are saying, and more preachy propaganda.
And Keanu Reeves acting style is perfect to fit the role of the robot.
That's totally uncalled for,
March 22, 2008 - 23:18 ET by CJK51That's totally uncalled for, September. What have good robots everywhere done to deserve a comparison to the acting ability of Keanu Reeves? That's just mean! ;-)
Galvanic
March 22, 2008 - 15:25 ET by SeptemberThe good news is that Klaatu is also retrieving Al Gore and returning him to their planet.
Excellent!
Klaatu IS Al Gore
March 22, 2008 - 15:54 ET by MikeHuWell, it only makes sense that Klaatu would fly 10+ light years, or whatever, in an interstellar spaceship, from another solar system, to warn US on the third planet from our star to stop our own "global warming." He must really be Al Gore, who thinks nothing of jetting around here churning out greenhouse gases. I mean this all makes perfect sense to me - Interstellar passionate liberal do-gooder aliens who feel the need to travel quadtrillions of miles to other worlds to helpfully meddle in their business. "You must curb your own greenhouse gases, provide mandatory government-sponsored health care, and free Mumia if you wish to join our Progressive Federation of Planets."
I have serious questions...
March 22, 2008 - 16:18 ET by Wilbur747I have questions:
How was their spaceship powered and what effect on climate change was there when they landed?
Was their spacecraft compliant with the Kyoto Treaty and other environmental laws (particularly California Proposition 65) and is it 'green'?
How many carbon offset credits does Klaatu need to buy?
If nuclear powered, where are the spent uranium/plutonium rods disposed ? Are they using Earth as a dumping ground? (possible conspiracy here, lets call Oliver Stone)
How many trees or plants were destroyed upon their landing?
What about the hole in the ozone layer they made when they entered the atmosphere?
Did they have a valid passport or visa perhaps to enter the country?
Are they on a diplomatic visa, and has anyone gained unathorized access to their visa/passport?
What will happen when the robot drops a 'baby robot'? Does it now become an American and do we have to spend more tax dollars on it's care and feeding...I mean lubrication?
Were the Clintons involved?
Why, it's Al Gort, of course
March 22, 2008 - 17:14 ET by IgnatzJFahrquarhttp://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b197/TonyRockyhorror/AlGort.jpg
"All generalizations are false, including this one.” Mark Twain
Hilarious Photoshop! It
March 22, 2008 - 20:34 ET by stratmanHilarious Photoshop!
It is a Photoshop pic, isn't it?
;-)
RRAM Tough!
Great pic! How many
March 23, 2008 - 00:59 ET by JerryGreat pic! How many carbon offsets is that disintegrator ray gonna cost him?
But truthfully, the photo is totally unrealistic... even Gort was not THAT stiff.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Worst Remake Ever...
March 22, 2008 - 17:09 ET by AgentAmericanThe original film is one of the greatest sci-fi films ever. The acting and screen play out shined Gort and his heat vision. Leave it to the Hollywood water walkers to update it with their pet issues.
The DIY'ers of the movie industry are going to be the future of entertainment, thanks to Premier Pro and After Effects.
Wow more science teachings from Keanu Reeves!
March 22, 2008 - 20:05 ET by PopularTechI am all excited about what I can learn from the highly educated Keanu Reeves (High School Dropout).
The Anti 'Man-Made' Global Warming Resource
Well, Popular Tech, Keanu
March 22, 2008 - 23:23 ET by CJK51Well, Popular Tech, Keanu did teach us about making water into energy (or whatever the hell that movie was about), that we are really all trapped in a giant computer, plugged in and sleeping in goo and that one can easily drive through Los Angeles in a bus at 55 miles per hour at any given time.
I'm surprised you'd be skeptical about what dazzling nuggets of wisdom will be gained from this remake.
That's deep
March 23, 2008 - 07:41 ET by WingletDriver"My Klaatu says that if the Earth dies, you die. If you die, the earth survives. I’m a friend to the earth." - Keanu Reeves
I can't believe you're mocking somebody with a lucid philosophy like this one.
If you just listened to Keanu (rather than focusing on him being a b-actor, high school drop out, you might learn such important things as:
If you make a successful movie, be sure to make so many sequels that the original is ruined. I'm a friend of sequels.
If you say something stupid, be sure to follow it with something even stupider. That way your original comment seems intelligent.
Hollywood is where the most creative people in the world take great old scripts and recycle them into some unentertaining pap. The only thing new they've come up since 1980 is movies based on video games. They should recreate the Oscars with these new categories:
1) Best anti-American Film
2) Best anti-Military Film
3) Best anti-Conservative Film
4) Best Remake
5) Best Sequel
6) Best Comic Book Adaptation
Ig
March 22, 2008 - 22:22 ET by SeptemberGood job on Al Gort.
Gort's kinda cute in the movie, actually. Very clean-cut, tall, and eyes to die for----everything a woman wants in an AI.
This remake is going to flop like Michael Moore on a beach.
March 22, 2008 - 22:44 ET by R D HelmBet it hits stores in DVD form within a week of its release.
Is there nothing classic left that the Hollywierdos won't trash?
Theme for Election '08: I want my mommy!
Typical space alien.
March 22, 2008 - 23:48 ET by ckc1227Typical space alien.
Someone call Reverend
March 23, 2008 - 00:53 ET by JerrySomeone call Reverend Wright... Klaatu is white... and obviously rich (to afford a flying saucer and robot). The universe is run by rich white folks. The Universe of KKK, eh...
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Jerry
March 26, 2008 - 22:18 ET by RESTLESS 1Seems the good "reverend" has some damning of Africa to do first.
One of the best ever apoco
March 23, 2008 - 08:31 ET by Jack BauerOne of the best ever apoco movies is a 1961 B&W Brit sci-fi...
THE DAY THE EARTH CAUGHT FIRE..
starring the late great Leo McKern. Recommended. Re-released on DVD a couple of years back from a new print.
Also features some of the snappiest "newspaper" dialogue put on celluloid this side of His Girl Friday.
Voyage to See What's on the Bottom
March 23, 2008 - 13:54 ET by scamorama"Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea" (the movie) had a plot ripped from today's headlines.
The Van Allen Radiation Belts had caught fire. Earth was doomed. A plucky band lead by Walter Pigeon set off on a mission to save Earth.
Who told them they were wrong? Who sent submarines to stop them?
The UN, of course!
Noel, thanks for reminding
March 23, 2008 - 11:55 ET by maggieqpublicNoel, thanks for reminding me of one of my favorite Bernard Herrmann soundtracks. Time to dust off the vinyl.