Global Warming Will Force Us All To Eat Bugs

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By Noel Sheppard | February 14, 2008 - 11:14 ET

Shortly after New Years, NewsBusters informed readers about a new horror movie wherein nature attacks oil workers in Alaska to prevent global warming.

To further scare people into sacrificing their financial well-being in order to stave off the liberal bogeyman, HuffPoster Kerry Trueman on Tuesday suggested that food shortages will be so rampant if we don't stop climate change that we'll all end up eating bugs.

I kid you not.

For those looking for a cut to the chase, this was the money shot (emphasis added throughout, h/t NBer lunaticcringeradio):

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If the thought of eating bugs and roadkill freaks you out, consider this: competition for the world's dwindling resources is heating up right along with the planet, and global warming is worsening food shortages all over the world. In this land o' plenty o' processed foods, most Americans can't imagine an era when we'd be forced to subsist on weeds, bugs, and -- till we run out of gas -- roadkill.

And you thought I was pulling your leg, didn't you? Fortunately, Kerry had some great culinary ideas for us:

Is it time to start chowing down on some of those crawly critters we instinctively prefer to stomp on? The Feral Forager, a self-published 'zine excerpted in Sandor Katz's The Revolution Will Not Be Microwaved, rebrands pill bugs as "land shrimp"; grasshoppers are "surprisingly tasty and filling" and taste "something like popcorn"; crickets, "incredibly high in calcium and potassium." Roasted grubs make a fat-filled protein snack that, again, tastes "a lot like popcorn."

Earthworms make "a very nutritious flour," and ant eggs are edible, too; raw ant eggs reportedly taste "like couscous", but the author of the article confesses that "the only time I tried this it tasted like a hundred ants biting my tongue..."

Honestly, if this won't scare you into turning off your lights and selling your SUV, nothing will!

—Noel Sheppard is an economist, business owner, and Associate Editor of NewsBusters.

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Well....

 it's time to ask the bank for a loan. I need to start a grasshopper farm and a worm farm. This way I have a leg up on the competition. NavyBuckeye's Buggy Bugs....they're tasty....and nutritious. I can get them put on the shelf right next to the tofu. Anyone else want in while the market is good.

 Then the lefties will criticize me for making a profit and invent a bug tax so that the poor down the street can be government assisted and afford bugs too.

 So ridiculous. 

“Were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers or newspapers without government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter”  - Thomas Jefferson

You do that in Ohio

Here, in Texas, I'll create ArcherB's Bees! (Of course, they'll be killer bees, but that's beside the point.)

 

If you hamper the war effort of one side, you automatically help out that of the other. --George Orwell

I bet those bees are good

I bet those bees are good dipped in batter and deep-fried.  Worms too.  Heck, any bug that's battered and deep-fried'll taste good.  Only question is, do you serve it with red or white?

I(n Texas there red or

I(n Texas there red or white means tea or milk right?  And tea is noramlly sweet there aint no other.

Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark.

If there's a food shortage,

If there's a food shortage, and people are forced to eat bugs. It won't be because of an imaginary problem like AGW.

It'll be because of the real problem of idiots who force the world to stop using so called fossil fuels. And then use the food needed by the world to fuel their cars and private jets.

All so they can wash away their guilt, and keep a feeling of smug elitist arrogance.

It's easy to tell people how to live when your mouth is full.

These people are the danger.

"There is a clear attempt to establish truth not by scientific methods but by perpetual repetition."
- Richard S. Lindzen, Ph.D. Professor of Meteorology, MIT

ROFLMAO! Planet in

ROFLMAO!

Planet in Peril...Planetary Emergency....(I notice Obama is using the planet in peril line too now)

Do these critters never quit...earth to all you enviro nutcases...get a life!

Btw...Glad I haven't eaten breakfast yet with that caption above...

Unfortunately, in places

Unfortunately, in places like poor developing countries this may be closer to the truth. Their food will go into making ethanol for the idots in Hollywood.

"There is a clear attempt to establish truth not by scientific methods but by perpetual repetition."
- Richard S. Lindzen, Ph.D. Professor of Meteorology, MIT

One word: ethanol. Hmmm,

One word: ethanol.

Hmmm, that doesn't cause any kind of shortage in grain for food as opposed to grain for fuel now does it? <sarc off>

"Controlling carbon is a bureaucrat's dream. If you control carbon, you control life," Richard Lindzen - March 2007.

Yeah, ethanol.

Saw your comment after I posted mine. :-)

Tim
http://agw-heretic.blogspot.com

 

I thought I was

doing my part by controlling global warming with my diet. Ever since I heard that cow farts help cause it I've been eating steaks every day! Vegetarians eat the plants which breathe in CO2, I eat the cows which advance global warming. Who's the real enemy here? Kerry, you eat your bugs. I'm sticking with meat.

Noel, not to worry, it's

Noel, not to worry, it's going to be just fine. We are very adaptable by design. We used to eat dinosaurs until AGC wiped them out. We are now in the "farm animal" stage of culinary habits. We will enjoy life and prosper during the worm and bug era.

global warming is worsening

global warming is worsening food shortages all over the world

Actually, it's the alarmist response to "global warming" that is responsible for the bulk of whatever food shortages have appeared recently. Witness the shift of cropland from food production to ethanol production.

 

Tim
http://agw-heretic.blogspot.com

 

I ask for forgiveness in advance----

 I am so fed up, at this late date, with the kooks who tout AGW stories that I hardly ever read anything about it. My perverse sense of humor, at times, takes over my being and I cannot resist being corny.

I ask for forgiveness in advance----

This was all experienced in 1521 when the Holy Roman Emperor Charles the Fifth held the Diet of Worms. It didn't resolve the problem then, it won't now!!!!!!!!

 

Aaaah, Global Worming!!!!!

Would it be fair to

Would it be fair to reclassify malaria as an "environmentalist disease"?  Or rename it Rachel Carson Disease?

"There is a clear attempt to establish truth not by scientific methods but by perpetual repetition."
- Richard S. Lindzen, Ph.D. Professor of Meteorology, MIT

Bugs

Actually, eating bugs is a means of survival. Very healthful. You'd think the McDonalds Police would see this as a positive. "Liberals" are such fools.

NEVER,NEVER trust a "liberal"

LOL Please feel free to

LOL Please feel free to help yourself to my share. (Except for mud bugs and shrimp etc )

To your health. LOL 

"There is a clear attempt to establish truth not by scientific methods but by perpetual repetition."
- Richard S. Lindzen, Ph.D. Professor of Meteorology, MIT

isia... Gives a new

isia...

Gives a new meaning to the phrase..."I think I'll go eat some worms"....lol.

I just watched a show called

I just watched a show called "Solar Force" on the Nat Geo Channel. All the scientists featured basically (in a scientifically guarded manner) stated that climate change was basically a function of solar radiation. With only one scientist leaning but not stating towards the AGW shtick. Out of the blue comes a pronouncement from the narrator "While man-made global warming is an indisuputable fact", could the sun also have some influence on climate change (second part of the sentence I paraphrased). Apparently the featured scientists weren't following the agenda so the propagandists had to interject the agenda. Very sad. Now the Nat Geo channel has anew show called 6 degrees or something, a purely alarmist documentary (propaganda?) about what happens when the temperature rises with each degree of rise alarmingly portrayed. The media types who believe this drivel are trying to continually ram home their point (unceaseingly I might add). Until the repetition makes many believers. Too many believe this drivel for us not to be affected economically and politically. This is going to be a very expensive lesson for all.

Here's a question for

Here's a question for anyone who believes humans are killing the planet and that said humans are also products of non-divine forces: Even without arguing the validity of the IAGWC (Impending Anthropogenic Global Warming Catastrophe), why do you have a problem with such an event in the first place?

www.rhjunior.com Great comics with a hefty dose of Christian and anti-nutjob goodness.

"With your mind as high as Mt. Fuji you can see all things clearly. And you can see all the forces that shape events; not just the things near to you." -Miyamoto Musashi

I'm not sure that humans

I'm not sure that humans are killing the planet, but...why would they have a problem with the planet dying? Um, because they live on it?

Shoot, not the answer I

Shoot, not the answer I needed. Too much sense showing, mate

Still, you might do for the point I'd like to get to. Do you have problems with humans causing change to the environment (ie deforestation, overhunting/overfishing, etc)? If so, why?

www.rhjunior.com Great comics with a hefty dose of Christian and anti-nutjob goodness.

"With your mind as high as Mt. Fuji you can see all things clearly. And you can see all the forces that shape events; not just the things near to you." -

Say what you will, but I

Say what you will, but I know just as soon as I am done eating these delicious polar bears, and finish off my spotted owl, I'm going to start on those dadgummed bugs. Partner, we're fixin' to have a FEAST!

Actually worms are not that

Actually worms are not that bad.  And if you look hard enough you can find crickets, grasshoppers ants and the like for your gormet consumption.

Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark.

"and -- till we run out of

"and -- till we run out of gas -- roadkill."

Why roadkill?  Apparently he assumes that we will have given up all of our firearms by this time too... And can you imagine the car wrecks caused by hungry drivers swerving to make sure they hit dinner?? 

If there's no gas????? No

If there's no gas?????

No road kill..... 

"There is a clear attempt to establish truth not by scientific methods but by perpetual repetition."
- Richard S. Lindzen, Ph.D. Professor of Meteorology, MIT

There'll be raod kill...

it'll be harder to get cuz we'll have to pedal faster.

W747... ROFL!

W747...

ROFL!

Careful BT...

you should have been fully indoctrinated by now, but laughing releases more than your alloted amount of CO2. I may have to turn you in to the Carbon Cops. You're only allowed to laugh once a month.

W747... Uh-Oh...that

W747...

Uh-Oh...that would mean I would have to stop coming here...no can do!

If it wasn't for this site, I would be angry politically speaking all the time.

Sorry about the Carbon Cops thing...

I work with many libs (union sheep) and their indoctrination power can be overwhelming, I try to hold them at bay, but I still have to be 'de-toxed' when I come home. I try though...it's so hard.

I heard that the NB staff has just purchased carbon offset credits from Algore's company so I guess we can laugh more. Whew!

Now, back to my cricket fondue...

Yea, but.... Bikes are

Yea, but....

Bikes are quieter. So we'll have the advantage of supprise. And with no cars, trucks etc. There'll be more prey on the roads.

"There is a clear attempt to establish truth not by scientific methods but by perpetual repetition."
- Richard S. Lindzen, Ph.D. Professor of Meteorology, MIT

True!

I didn't think about that! Darnit! My tires are flat on my bike. I guess I'll have to go dig some worms instead. And I'm also out of spaghetti sauce too! Rats

Be creative. Get the new

Be creative. Get the new cookbook from lib press. "Worms: Yummy for the tummy." Soon to be found in bookstores everywhere.

Next to that other classic best seller. "Zen and the Art of Dumpster Diving".

"There is a clear attempt to establish truth not by scientific methods but by perpetual repetition."
- Richard S. Lindzen, Ph.D. Professor of Meteorology, MIT

Yaba Dabba Doooo  Nuke

Yaba Dabba Doooo 

Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark.

Bugs ain't so bad...

I remember when I attended Air Force Survival School in summer.  We had to eat a couple grasshoppers, worms, (boiled and raw) and ants. They do have a suprising amount of life-sustaining proteins!

Here's the scoop...not for the quesy: Raw worms are crunchy (due to the soil inside them) but otherwise have little flavor.

Boiled worms look just like fat cooked spaghetti and have no flavor and no dirt. A good Lefty-Sauce like Newman's Own and some all-natural Tofu-Parmesian and your set. Don't forget a nice bottle of California wine made from child-labor free grapes.

Grasshoppers tended to taste a little bit like a fruit drink with no sugar.

Ants taste like lemon drops.  No kidding! Just stay away from fire ants!

Bottom line is that there's no need to panic just because all animals will be banned due to greenhouse gas farts, and all grains will be used for bio-fuels. When we sit down to a plate of spaghetti-worms, just remember to use the proper seasonings!

And don't forget to pull off a grasshopper's legs. You don't want it to get caught in your throat.

One word for that picture

Delicious, Noel ... just delicious.

Big frackin' deal.

Big frackin' deal.

This sounds like the average Japanese game show.

I think we should eat the Warm Earthers. I'm sure they taste like chicken.

Check out my exclusive edit of BBC News America's interview with Mrs Clinton: It's news to me!

Okay, so how do I keep the worms from falling through the grate?

And that picture is just gross!

Obama: Elect me and I'll lose the war AND raise your taxes! - Bryan/HotAir.com

GW hurricane update...from an unusual source

ESPN pokes a little fun at the failed hurricane predictions.

"...Gray declared, 'We are improving our skill in seasonal prediction with an improved level of understanding.' He predicted his predictions would get better -- and was wrong about that, too."

That quote is great.

If conservatives are RIGHT, then liberals must be WRONG.

new GW Horror Movie

"The Meal After Tomorrow -- simply delicious"

Seriously Dumb

The crap like this, leads to crappy policy. 

There is a fantastic post at Anthony Watts sight, about solar activity and the potential to be going into a new Dalton Minimum. 

http://wattsupwiththat.wordpress.com/2008/02/13/where-have-all-the-sunspots-gone/

The underlying story is how the politicization of science leads to dangerous policy.  The promotion of factoids leading to warming policy will mean we won't be prepared for a turn in the Pacific Decadal Oscillation combined with an extended period of sun activity and the potential damage to crops.  North America/Europe amongst others will adapt.  We have the wealth.  We'll pay through the nose mind you, especially in the short term.  Just look what happens to basic vegetable prices when cold snaps are experienced in Calif/Fla, etc.  Imagine that for extended periods of time.  The ones who will seriously suffer will be the poor nations/people, because, like in the DDT case, some people push their inane morality take on them. 

If the science is right and a doubling of CO2 leads to an increase of 1.1 deg C., thank goodness for that. (I'm not a believer in the unsubstantiated, historically refuted, uncontrolled positive feedback scenarios - hence I'm a skeptic).  Burn more coal baby.  We have lots of it and it's loaded with Carbon.  Get the full benefit of a doubling of CO2.  We will need the heat.

There are 2 types of politicians.  Those who know AGW is a sham and stupid ones.

Maybe

This could be the next mystery item for Iron Chef.Worms Almondine.Mmm yum yum.I take mine Tar Tar.The silliness of these GW folks amazes me.They always try to paint everything as doom and gloom.A house could fall on them and they would blame GW.

NONONONONONO!

  As usual, they got it bass ackward!

  We will be forced to eat people!

   SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!