Monday Funnies: 'If We Had Some Global Warming'

Photo of Noel Sheppard.

C'mon, everybody...for the sake of the planet, sing along with Daryl and Elmer:

 


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Awesome!

If you guys ever read Newsbusters, that was great!

All Gore Sings - If We had some Global Warming - I'd be rich

Al Gore Sings - If We had some Global Warming - I'd be rich!

That's the way the Barenaked Ladies song ends.

Al Gore Sings

Instead, he sings his lies to us. And he is rich. That was a great video! Loved it. I plan to share with others. Oh by the way, it's going to be 7 degrees F tonight here in toasty southern Maine, ayuh!

Balmy weather

in Main.  Here in the northwest burbs of Chicago we got up this morning to -4.

let us not for get the 6

let us not for get the 6 MORE inches of snnow

 

"Get off the phone you big dope!!!!!!!!!!" Mark Levin

As a Minnasotan, I agree

As a Minnesotan, I agree 100%. Bring on the Global Warming. We had a high of about 5 degrees today.

Oh yeah! My long lost

Oh yeah! My long lost kissin' cousins...on their way to stardom!

You gotta' love it!

Who knows...maybe in line for a Grammy...give Algore a run for his $$$! 

Hey now that I think about

Hey now that I think about it....here is my real cousin...for those who may be interested.

Hope it is okay to put this here...hope some enjoy. 

Wow, bt.

Is that really your cousin? Good stuff. 

Power to the people!

Hey Queen... Great to see

Hey Queen...

Great to see ya!

Yep that is my little cousin, I like some songs beter than others, still haven't listened to all myself quite yet, he is also a cop in Ca. high desert...lol!

speaking of high Desert

just cruised through Little Rock twice today! Escondido to San Bernadino to Lancaster to San Bernadino to Sylmar.  I may post some pics of the Joshua Trees

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.

botg... I still doodle

botg...

I still doodle Joshua trees on my pads when talking on the phone...makes me homesick...especially this time of year!

First job I had was Pearblossom at the Cottonwood Cafe...(which I am sure is long gone...heheee...)

bigtimer

like this but with snow on the mountains

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.

botg... You just had to

botg...

You just had to go and do it didn't ya!

Boo-hoo-hoo...but where's the yucca poles...aren't they supposed to be about in bloom...or not?

ROFL!

too early

and it's been cold until recently

is this the pole?

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.

botg...I was just

botg...

I was just kidding and adding a little sarcasm, guess I should of said so....(I know it's too early)...LMAO!

Btw...yes that's the pole, but the main poles I am talking about are completely separate from the Joshua tree.

the things us kids used to use those for, let alone the adults.... you could just yank those right out of the ground after they were dead...

as an add on botg...not to say the yucca is not very much the off-spring outcome of the Joshua...the base the yucca's come out of are the Joshua, just can't draw a picture here of what I mean. 

BT - your "real cousin"

is one good performer!!  Thanks for the link.

CC... Thank you so

CC...

Thank you so much.

Send on to others who may be interested that you may know...just a thought...lol.

Coming from Minnesota, I AGREE!!!

When we had 40-60 degrees in December, I was all for that Global Warming! Any time I don't have to shovel is just fine by me.

I particularly liked the gators and how we couldn't have them because the Muskies would eat them. Either the muskies or the mosquitos.

Great job guys! That is way funny!

Noel

"Now that was funny, I don't care who you are"...heh

Thanks for the smile, Noel

Love it. I shared with my Minnesota relatives and also my daughter and her lib friends in chilly Chi-Town. Thinking of starting a Northern Ohio chapter.  :0 LOL

Power to the people!

6 degrees

I watched a show called Six Degrees for a while the other night. It was insulting and I had to turn it off. These people are arrogant in their ignorance. They want to pass this garbage off as science. Even if any of it were true, it will happen hundreds of years from now. At least they admitted that much. Some geeky-looking guy (a global warming "detective") was there telling people what their houses should look like. He suggested there should be fines and arrests for those who waste energy. I just sat there and laughed. Then I shook my head in disgust. Global Warming---what a hoax!

NEVER,NEVER trust a "liberal"

Thanks for the laugh. After

Thanks for the laugh.

After the primaries I could use a little chuckle.

 

 

 

Ronald Reagan, 1962: I did not leave the Democratic party,the party left me.

Insert: your name, 2008, and the Republican party.

I saw a commercial for that

I saw a commercial for that and I thought, "how stupid do they think we are???". It was saying that a 2 degree change would result in the loss of all artic ice.

Let's see... it goes from minus 50 to minus 48 and all the ice will be gone??? I may not be the brightest bulb in the socket, but if I'm not mistaken, there's this 32 F, 0 C water freezing sorta thing going on, I think they made it into a law or something... big fines for violations.

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Thinking of starting a Virginia chapter

As an Minnesotan living in Virginia, I am tired of the schools closing upon the first snowflake. With a little global warming the teachers would not get the day off.

That was hilarious!!

That was hilarious!! Come on everybody, set those flamingos free!!

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Excellent.

 

Set the flamingos

Set the flamingos free!

The Rocky Mountain Collegian: Illustrating Idiocy

Great song.  Here's an

Great song.

 Here's an interesting little tidbit:

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/weather/02/11/minnesota.cold.ap/index.html?imw=Y&iref=mpstoryemail

Poor flamingos.

 

You betcha!

There's only one thing to say, and it'll probably be lost on most of you:

UFF DA! 

When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.

OK, so I guess that was your

OK, so I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper.

Oh da heck! Ja! 

Oh da heck! Ja! 

Love the Polar bear part

Freedom is a vital component of human effectiveness and fulfillment.

Proof that libs have no sense of humor

At least when it comes to providing some balance to the globaloney discussion. Following is the response from one of my daughter's lib friends - a college-educated young woman with a Master's degree who will soon be teaching young children in the public schools of Chicago. (Also a firm Obama supporter from way back.):

"I couldn't say this to your mom, but OH MY GOD. it'll just be
hilarious when millions of people start dying of starvation, or are
flooded out of their homes.

if you read the comments to this video, it's not a tongue in cheek
thing. these people actually think global warming is a hoax."

Do you notice the automatic assumption that I would be "upset" that she disagrees with me? Or the classic lib tactic of trying to make the globaloney skeptics seem heartless about the suffering of others? Or that to question globaloney is just plain ignorant?

Note: I still love her. Bless her heart.  :)

Power to the people!

If we had some global

If we had some global warming here in beautiful Minnesota, I would not have to plug in heat lamps for my brand new baby lambies and I would not have to stand out in the barn wilst my eyeballs freeze waiting for the ewe to lamb and I would not have to run out to the quonset so often to get corn for my stove and I would not have to run the furnace at all and burn all of that fuel oil because the corn stove would sweat us out and.... (if the kids were gone) hubby and I would not have to wear clothes in the house...yeee-haw! (13 below Sunday mornin' but she's warming up!)  Oh, but then we might get killer bees in Minnesota, bummer.

Well doncha know amber,

Well doncha know amber, that the farm animals aren't nearly as important to us human beings as polar bears are. Hey, here's a thought. If we could domesticate polar bears, we could save them from certain extinction by raising them on farms in Minnesota. You wouldn't have to worry about keeping the babies warm in the winter and a polar bear could certainly provide a good deal of meat. Problem solved. (sarcasm off)

Power to the people!

I want me a pet guard bear,

I want me a pet guard bear, yep all teh rage here in Texas with the temps saturday close to 80 degrees.  Right now ist a really cold 40 or so.  Can you imagine the deterrent of a 1 ton Polar Bear when they force the door open or climb over my fence?  But, thats more poop to clean when they do.