ABC Falls for Hillary’s Crying Game in New Hampshire, Will Others?

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She got rocked in Iowa last week, and things aren't looking good in New Hampshire tomorrow.

I guess that means it's time for the smartest woman in the world to choke up on camera, and tug at the heartstrings of folks that are easy prey for such passion plays.

For those fortunate enough to have missed it, ABCNews.com has posted a video of Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY) getting a bit misty Monday about how things are going on the campaign trail lately.

Kate Snow, who apparently posted a blog concerning the event at ABC's website, appears to have fallen for Hillary's crying game hook, line and sinker (emphasis added throughout):

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The Senator from New York was sitting at a big table in Cafe Espresso in Portsmouth, New Hampshire with 16 undecided voters, mostly women, warmly and calmly taking questions.

Then she took an unexpected question from a woman standing in the back.

"My question is very personal, how do you do it?" asked Marianne Pernold Young, a freelance photographer from Portsmouth, New Hampshire. She mentioned Clinton's hair and appearance always looking perfectly coifed. "How do you, how do you keep upbeat and so wonderful?"

Here's Hillary's response:

You know, I think, well luckily, on special days I do have help. If you see me every day and if you look on some of the websites and listen to some of the commentators they always find me on the day I didn't have help. It's not easy. It's not easy, and I couldn't do it if I didn't passionately believe it was the right thing to do. You know, I have so many opportunities from this country just don't want to see us fall backwards.

(Eyes welling up a bit) You know, this is very personal for me. It's not just political it's not just public. I see what's happening, and we have to reverse it. Some people think elections are a game, lot's of who's up or who's down, [but] it's about our country , it's about our kids' futures, and it's really about all of us together.

You know, some of us put ourselves out there and do this against some pretty difficult odds, and we do it, each one of us because we care about our country but some of us are right and some of us are wrong, some of us are ready and some of us are not, some of us know what we will do on day one and some of us haven't thought that through enough.

And so when we look at the array of problems we have and the potential for it really spinning out of control, this is one of the most important elections American has ever faced.

Snow clearly liked what she saw:

After the event, Pernold Young told ABC News that she was glad Clinton showed emotion.

"She allowed herself to feel," Pernold Young said. " I was surprised and I said, 'wow there's someone there.'"

Another woman in the group, Alison Hamilton of Portsmouth, New Hampshire said she, like most of the people in the group, had been considering Obama.

But after seeing Clinton become emotional, she said she was going to vote for Clinton.

"Her whole thing today really convinced me but that really did clinch it for me," Hamilton said. "She's very impressive."

I guess Snow wasn't interested in the possibility that the smartest woman in the world - along with her handlers as well as her husband who loved to get misty whenever he discussed how he felt others' pain - might have choreographed this whole emotional display.

That would have been too much like journalism I guess.

Moving forward, with the New Hampshire primaries tomorrow, it will be very interesting to see whether the rest of the media fall for this nonsense as easily as ABC did.

Stay tuned. 

—Noel Sheppard is the Associate Editor of NewsBusters.


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"Her whole thing today

"Her whole thing today really convinced me but that really did clinch it for me," Hamilton said. "She's very impressive."

No offense but if you vote for a person based on that they can become emotional...well I wouldn't say revoke that vote but I would question their intelligence.

 

 

 

Do you realize how much it costs to run for office? More than any honest man could afford. -Montgomery Burns

She cares!

Well, I care, too. <sniff> Can I count on your vote? <tears>

I don't know whether she was genuine or not, and I don't care. There are plenty of people out there who think that they can accurately perceive someone's true soul by what they see on TV. They think that the camera can never lie to them. Then there are other people who make a good living at the expense of all those who think the camera never lies to them.

If you base your vote on what the camera shows you, you get what you deserve.

 

She cares . . . .

She cares that everyone in NH buys that act.

I would not exactly call that a Muskie moment. I did not see tears  but I did see somewhat of an act to get sympathy.

 

A woman's last resort:

A woman's last resort: tears.

Frankly, I'm surprised that women fell for it.

Today Rush opined that the only way she's leaving this campaign is in a strait jacket. LOL

I think he's right. She has too much pride invested to ever withdraw. I envision her going to the very end, even right up to the convention, even if she knew it was hopeless.

}}---> Woman's Last Resort?

If this is true, we've gotta ask just how much feminine side Bishop Romney is in touch with.

I'm thinking politicians use tears for effect regardless of sex. 

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As the Girl Turns

"Today Rush opined that the only way she's leaving this campaign is in a strait jacket."

Will Nurse Ratchett become an inmate?

Stay tuned...........

Democratic Women

MB, these are Democratic women, who generally have the following traits:

  • They think all men are cruel and dumb, and totally unnecessary

  • They think they are so smart and elite

  • They think the world owes them so much for all sorts of current, past, and future slights and "unfairness"

  • The only thing that could cure all past ills is a woman "in charge" -- if only men would allow it

Given that, it's not surprising the reaction from these women to Hillary's stunt. I'm just surprised she didn't pull it off before now.

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Sympathy is exactly what

Sympathy is exactly what she is looking for, as well as more donations.

As for Snow,, she might as well just quit journalism and go back to running her 'Hillary Fan Club'.

}}---> Sympathy?

She can find "sympathy" in the dictionary somewhere between sh*t and syphilis. 

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I bet the Iranians and

I bet the Iranians and al-Kayda were very impressed by the Clinton Waterworks.

Check out my exclusive edit of BBC News America's interview with Mrs Clinton: It's news to me!

And, heaven forbid,....

...she becomes president, misinterpretation by our enemies of such behavior is just how countries get into real serious shooting wars.

Right.

Right.

Can't you see it now...HRC facing off with Ayatollah Ali Khameneh’i

with what little respect Muslims already have for women?

"It's all just so hard....I don't know if I can keep going......oh wait!! Tough! You want tough??? I can do tough!! Give me a chance!!

Learning from Bill

She's learned from the best. Remember Bill leaving Ron Brown's funeral service? Yucking it up, then spying the cameras, and turning on the tears. What better mentor for poor Hillary than derSchlickmeister?

What does any sport fan know, caringwhiteguy?

In spite of Warner's belief that we learn nothing from sports, any sports fan understands that the player who retaliates after being fouled is frequently the one who gets called for the offense, while the original fouler gets away.  

Bill got away with it, but Hillary gets the whistle.   :^)

good god man, that is a

good god man, that is a strange way to put.

good god, man,

...you don't like my tongue in cheek analogy?    Be ye another sports cretin?    :^)

Yes

Kinda like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnQ0g4BhHss

Sorry Hillary but I dont buy it.The tears were probably because someone is doing better than you.

Oh come on

the tears were FAKE! All you have to do is look at any other speech she's ever given to know that there is no "real person" inside that cold shell of an individual. MOST women would cry when their husband CHEATS ON THEM...... This is just another ploy since nothing else is working. Call it the the last act of a desperate woman.

The Clinton school of acting

in response to:

She's learned from the best. Remember Bill leaving Ron Brown's funeral service? Yucking it up, then spying the cameras, and turning on the tears.

You nailed it buddy!!! Bill should have received an Oscar instead of a Presidential Library ! I had a letter published in the local newspaper on that very subject.

 Any nomination coming to Hillary should be in Hollywood, not Washington DC. An interview with Joan Rivers maybe?

I think Scott over at Power

I think Scott over at Power Line Blog has one of the best lines today:

 

"Evita cries for Argentina"

The Anchoress predicted

The Anchoress predicted this almost a week ago (emphasis added):


What I dread most in this political season is the “genuine” moment -
and it is coming, soon, sometime between today and tomorrow, or
tomorrow and New Hampshire - when Mrs. Clinton, in her ongoing effort
to turn herself into whatever the polls says she must be, cries in
public
. It’s going to be genuinely ghastly.

Political crying never used to work - ask Ed Muskie and Pat Schroeder. But in an Oprah age, it may have it’s charms for some.

crocodile tears

More sugar!   About a month ago a fiend of mine who is a political whiz of sorts said that very soon The Ice Queen would play the emotion card.  He said she would play on voter sympathy by playing the roll of the victim (a typical liberal strategy which works on many fronts) who is being beaten up or the victim of lies and distortions (see Vast right wing conspiracy).  He said she would probably cry or break down emotionally on some big stage and make a tough comeback by playing the underdog making the comeback.  I remember when my friend said this because he did it in a very offhand way at a time when he had no point to make.  He knew then what we should all know now:  Hillary is going to play all the cards and we she be ready for all the cards if we want to retain a chance in hell of keeping her out of the White House.  Hillary is far from out folks....this is just the beginning and she's playing the voters and the media as an angler would play a well-hooked fish.

The Democrat men must be

The Democrat men must be about to blow a gasket. How can they compete with that???

 

I'm still blown away that

I'm still blown away that there are Democrat men.Wimps

}}---> obxray

Democrat men are the bearded philosophy teachers trying to bed our sons in college. 

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What?! What kind of

What?! What kind of ridiculous garbage is that?

}}---> Ridiculous garbage

Ok, I'll admit some of them are going after our daughters. 

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Whatever. Just a stupid

Whatever. Just a stupid comment.

Sticks and stones

Balboa, are YOU a college professor?

No. But my dad was, my best

No. But my dad was, my best friend's dad, my next door neighbor's dad, my baseball coach, and so on.

Not that that matters. It was a moronic comment based on nothing.

That explains a lot.

That explains a lot.

It was based on a

It was based on a (exceedingly moronic indeed) fetishized conception of what American masculinity is and should be, and the further extrapolation that liberalism, academia, and homosexuality emphatically do not fit the bill.

"He was, and is yet, most likely, the wearisomest, self-righteous
pharisee that ever ransacked a Bible to rake the promises to himself
and fling the curses on his neighbors."
-Emily Bronte

Academia

Run into a lot of Republican professors, do you, Jason? 

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I wouldn't know, good

I wouldn't know, good professors don't divulge their political leanings.

"He was, and is yet, most likely, the wearisomest, self-righteous
pharisee that ever ransacked a Bible to rake the promises to himself
and fling the curses on his neighbors."
-Emily Bronte

}}---> Wrong, bal

Any guy who went to college saw the professors chasing the very skirts they were teaching.

Very damn few of the male professors bothered to stay married for long.

Perhaps your dad was an exception.  I never said he was a Democrat.

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Ohhh, "any guy"! Why didn't

Ohhh, "any guy"! Why didn't you say you were basing your opinion on the valid source of "any guy" and the solid foundation of "very damn few of the male professors"! 

Bravo! I take it all back! 

}}---> Too easy

Sorry for hitting such a raw nerve. 

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Sorry, but in a sea of

Sorry, but in a sea of stupid comments that get made on this site, occasionally I have to take issue with the really, really dumb ones.

}}---> I'm surprised

I'm just surprised that, as the son of a professor, you didn't see other professors chasing students, and none of your friends had "hot stepmoms"

I'm here in a small college town (less than 100,000) and it happens a lot. 

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Nope. Never did. And,

Nope. Never did. And, unfortunately, no "hot step moms," at least that were former students. Most of the profs were married forever.

Sure, there was divorce, and I'm sure there have been affairs, but they were the exception by far, not the rule.

 

Bal, I had a personal experience to illustrate what can happen.

I went to the same university my older sister did.  On her advice, I signed up for a psych class taught by a professor she'd had and loved (not in a biblical sense).  She said he was a buttoned-down type but really knew his stuff.  My first day in the class, in a very large dimly-lit lecture hall with a spot on the stage, we waited for about five minutes into the class period, when, from the back of the hall, this guy ran down the steps and jumped up on the stage.  He was wearing a long-sleeved, skin-tight, pullover sweater and he proceeded to lecture the entire period, gripping the edge of a table he sat on to keep his biceps flexed.  It was really kind of funny to see someone in his late fifties trying to come off as so youthful, especially in a pysch class.  What had caused the change?  In the three years between my sister and I taking the class, the guy had divorced his college sweetheart and married a student 35-years his junior, a former graduate assistant.

"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last."  - Sir Winston Churchill

}}---> A story oft repeated

And for a moment I thought I had just imagined the phenomenon. NOT 

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I know it _can_ and _has_

I know it _can_ and _has_ happened. But that's a far cry from "Democrat men are the bearded philosophy teachers trying to bed our sons in college," or "some of them are going after our daughters." And as I said, it's the exception, not the rule. 

And please, don't act like Republican men haven't done the same thing, like they're on some vaunted higher ground morally. 

Give it up Bal. Only

Give it up Bal. Only liberal professors have affairs. It's widely known.

"He was, and is yet, most likely, the wearisomest, self-righteous
pharisee that ever ransacked a Bible to rake the promises to himself
and fling the curses on his neighbors."
-Emily Bronte

Silly me. I forgot it was

Silly me. I forgot it was "Stereotype Monday."

Which reminds me, did you hear about the CEOs of those major corporations running over puppies in their new Hummers while duct-taping the mouths of seals to the tail pipes? Happens alllll the time. 

 allright bal, that was a

 allright bal, that was a good one.

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

                               " The Cake is a lie."   

}}---> Stereotypes

And if I were stereotyping Conservatives, I would've used CEO's, just like you just did.  Thanks for the validation of my use of Professors. 

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Ah, so you endorse the use

Ah, so you endorse the use of stereotypes to prove points?

Very well. I will stop debating this question, because there's no point in debating a soulless Vulcan who's late for the last shuttle back to the Death Star.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have some pot to smoke before the granola finishes baking in my solar-powered oven. 

}}---> Stereotypes

Sure, bal.  And after reading your post, it's obvious you do too. 

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Boy, that just went right

Boy, that just went right over your head, didn't it.

I was sure my sarcasm indicator was in the "On" position. 

}}---> sarcasm indicator

And my sarcasm indicator was fully on in the original post, but it evidently hit too close to home for you.

Sorry about that. 

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}}---> Right, Jason

Except statistically, academia is 80% Liberal.  Good try, though.

I chose Professors because they are statistically more prone to be Liberals.  I know nothing about Bal's dad, but I'd bet money he, like his son, is a liberal. 

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Exception is being taken not

Exception is being taken not to the stereotype of professors as liberals, but the stereotype of professors, and therefore liberals, as homosexual cradle-robbers. If you have some statistics on that one, slap 'em down.

}}---> Piggy

Are you insinuating there's something wrong with Homosexuality between two consenting adults?

I wouldn't expect such from such a bleeding heart liberal as you.

You must be a homophobe.  But it doesn't surprise me you would show your true colors when the topic is less explicit.

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That's not what you implied

That's not what you implied and you know it.

}}---> You're missing it

I was answering Cleverpig, not you bal.

Piggy thinks there's something disgusting about homosexuality.  I'm just calling him on it.

If there's a problem with the bedfellows you're attracting, it's not my fault. 

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Oh you know I'm not

Oh you know I'm not homophobic, you're just having fun baiting all of us this evening. Stereotypes are harmful regardless of whether the attribute falsely assigned is negative or positive...

And I'm a her, incidentally, not a him.  Any stereotypes you'd like to assign based on my gender?  ;)

I never knew his party

I never knew his party line, but he was pretty liberal.   Most of the professors I've known have been decent, caring individuals who are there for the benefit of the students, so I can agree that it is the exception. 

"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last."  - Sir Winston Churchill

Leftist Priorities

Ice queen when her husband cheats on her but tears up because she might not get to be Prez?

Now I get the needing change part.

Do you ever wonder how many

Do you ever wonder how many actual honest moments you ever get from politicians? Ever?

Bal -

Hi, there, my new-style American liberal friend! Hope your Holidays were good!

 

As to your reply:

Not too many, because those kind of politicians get eaten alive ...

And especially with the Clintons, "actual honest moments"?  

Heh! 

Yo, drill. Holidays

Yo, drill. Holidays (Christmas) was good, New Year's uneventful.

I just have such a hard time believing politicians on anything. You have to have a serious filter when watching this stuff. 

No

No

Good question

Let me see hmm add both parties and I think I remember 1 nope not even that many.To be truthful there are more politicians that deserve the oscars than actors.

Crocohillary

Mr. Sheppard, liberals in the MSM can bite on the hook of the crying Clinton game but I will be the Kos and HuffPo ranters are only stoked up more as much as Mo Dowd will drip venom over it.

Hillary found in a poll among simps if she bawls she disarms Obama and wins.

The problem is liberals have these psychological traits:

1. Mommy divorced daddy and bawled fake tears to get child support and put the screws to him.
2. Mommy bawls when the liberal kids were bad to try and manipulate them with guilt.
3. For Mo Dowd, the bawling wife keeps the husband liberal women are having affairs with.

Tears only stimulate fury in liberals when coming from the dragon lady of their past. This is not grinning Kate Snow plodding along a "feel your pain line" to "feel my pain line", this is those pierced, tramp stamped, doped up abandoned children who hate mommy for blowing the home apart. This is the void successful liberal women who have been conned by jerk aduterer males who promised them the moon and then blamed it on old Hillary for having to stay with the family.
Bill did this to dozens of women and there are thousands of these angry women out there.

For the 2 Democrats concerned with issues in New Hampshire seeing Hillary bawl will only drive them to Obama as they are thinking what a normal person would in, Hillary is going to bawl when Putin pushes her around? When bin Laden pushes her around?

New York gets nuked and Hillary will bawl and wait until Chicago gets bombed?

Hillary is throwing this race now as she has no position nor is trying any strategy. Bawling is a looser option.

 

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Good grief...I just have

Good grief...I just have such a hard time believing that you actually exist.

Why

Never been to Kos Kids or Huff?You see it all the time for the left.

EvilCon555 Somewhere

EvilCon555

Somewhere someone said "Lost cash breeds honest weeping". That's all I could think of when I saw "the tears".

 

 

Authentisity

typical Clinton playbook.. she never even broke a tear for 9/11 , the troops lost, or Katrina. Look at this ==victim card coming over the airwaves. What a sham. Notice she completed her scripted speel and never missed a cue. She was bound to play the emotion card when the slide went into the double digits. Timing is everything.   Dirty tricks again with the partial birth abortion charge against Obama and the dismissal of MLK this afternoon-- code for: 'Obama may have a racial issue and therfore not ready'.

What sleaze.

desperation time...

hill will go ot any lengths to "appeal" to the voters.

good god man!

suck it up. but don't fall for this drivel, or we will have 4 years of it, and her ice queen routine on any issue the reps come up with.

like i said, good god!!

Hillary fights back the

Hillary fights back the tears...

The rest of us fight back the throw-up in the back of the throat!

Check out my exclusive edit of BBC News America's interview with Mrs Clinton: It's news to me!

Unfair! Hillary just pulled back the Soccer Mom Vote

I knew she was dirty, she just started to pull back the soccer mom vote. Between this and Obama saying she is likeable "enough", Soccer Mom's everywhere will rally behind the act.

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Yep,

Yeah, one old girl that was at the event even told a reporter she had been planning to vote for Obama until she saw Hillary wimper and she is now going to vote for her. That sure is a litmus test for chosing a candidate for POTUS. Too many voters vote with their emotion and not their flipping heads. Their emotions are as likely to change with the next rainy day or a song on the radio. Stoooopid!!!!!

crying over a personal defeat that's leadership

if it is all playing to the cameras of course liberals are suckers for emotional knee jerk decisions, so this will definitely make a difference, hopefully not enough. but let's consider that the tears are real, who other than liberals thinks we need a "leader" who cries at a personal defeat? if she's crying because she's seeing her grand scheme of a socialist grasp on ultimate power slipping away, goooood i hope to see many more tears in the future.

lunaticcringeradio

the fact she cried anywhere a camera could see

everything she does is calculated and controled, so the simple fact that she cried anywhere that a camera or someone could see and report it tells me it's a planned ploy.

lunaticcringeradio

"Then she took an

"Then she took an unexpected question from a woman standing in the back."

There is nothing, I repeat nothing, that is not scripted, rehearsed, polled and anticipated with Hilary... except she is tanking and it all started with her campaign's attack on Tim Russert.  (OK.  She actually began to tank since day one at Wellesley College)  Like any good narcissist, Hillary can muster a misty eye when she feels personally slighted, but never shed a tear for another.  In fact, note she never actually shed a tear.

"How do you, how do you keep upbeat and so wonderful?"

With Hillary sinking in the polls, her team will float the "woman" issue to gain sympathy/votes.  Of course, Mz. Clinton would never resort to sexism, but she'll let her underlings do it for her.  Kinda like that woman "Republican" Huckabee that says he won't release a negative ad then screens it for all the news corp in attendence.  Meeeoooow!

Back to HRC... I wonder if the secret service details and the military personnel that have been verbally abused by Hillary in the past would refer to her as "upbeat and so wonderful"?

"She allowed herself to feel," Pernold Young said. " I was surprised and I said, 'wow there's someone there.'"

Yes, a lying, thieving, subverting, insulting, catty, mean-spirited, petty, power-mad, manipulative, narcissistic, angry Socialist someone.  (Aren't those today's criteria for Time's Person of the Year or a Nobel Peace Prize recipient?)  She's only a hop, skip and a jump from Multiple Personality Disorder or Borderline Personality Disorder (the absolute most frustrating people to try and help)?

"But after seeing Clinton become emotional, she said she was going to vote for Clinton. "Her whole thing today really convinced me but that really did clinch it for me," Hamilton said. "She's very impressive.""

Wow!  Nice criteria.  Edmund Muskie cried in New Hamshipre in 1972 and was toast in the presidential election.  Hillary cries in New Hampshire today and people think she'll be a great leader.

People really do deserve the government they vote into power.

Morons.

Last Observation:  Is Hillary biting her lower lip like hubby Billiam does when he's groping for sympathy? 

Killing them with kindness isn't working.  Time to get scrappy with the Donkeys.

How could we miss that

How could we miss that video?  It's been shown every hour all day long.  I don't buy it. She tried hard, forceful talk, now she wants the sympathy vote.  "Poor little me."  She's sad because she is not winning the White House back.  She talks about her experience.  Rudy said it best when he said she had no experience running anything.  Lord help us if a Democrat gets elected. 

Ridiculous! Hillary has

Ridiculous! Hillary has proven that she is not fit for the Presidency. There's no crying in the Oval Office. The only time one should see the President teary-eyed is at funerals and natural disasters.

Power to the people!

CNN CRYING ALL DAY

My god cnn has been whinning all damn day about Hillarys fake cry.I think they are going to be having shows about it all week.I mean every time I flip over to cnn It's all about Hillary's emotional moment.

More crying

Taking a page from Bishop Romney, Hillary tries a new tactic.

Maybe she does crack under the pressure of being so despised once in a while.  I mean (channeling Will Smith now) I don't think Hillary wakes up every morning thinking "How evil can I be today". 

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Read some blogs concerning

Read some blogs concerning evolution versus creationism and you'll see how so many people can vote for someone like Hillary or any leftist for that matter. No one with policies or history like she has would get my vote, man, woman, or other. The actuality of people not liking her positions is lost on or ignored by the press and is so frustrating. What has happened to thought in America and the world?

Edit added:

If she gets this wiped out by a friendly debate or campaign, how would she handle a nuclear-armed terrorist?

Obama is causing the tears...

This would have worked if Obama was not in the race. He is kicking her ass up here in NH and will continue to do so. He is on a roll; if he trumps her up here and rolls into South Carolina and wins, Hill is in serious trouble. I'd hate to be Bill right about now or anyone who works for her! Can you imagine the rage coming out of her when the doors are shut???!!! They had better wear helmets and learn to dodge the flying objects (lamps, dishes, etc.)! I for one think the tears are for real...tears of anger directed at us unwashed masses. No wonder the dems want to get rid of the 1st in nation NH and Iowa. This is so wonderful I can't contain myself. I'd like to see a TOTAL breakdown on TV, a screaming and tearing off the clothes kind of thing...hey, wait a moment...I rather not see her with no clothes...I take that part back. The screaming and crying yes!

 Sung to the tune of "You

 Sung to the tune of "You can count on beer" -DAC

"you can count on tear's when the troubles gittin' near, you can drown all yo' troubles in them tiny salty bubbles, you can count on tear's when the world is insincere, so bring a round, bring a cheer, you can count on tears"

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

                               " The Cake is a lie."