Janeane Garofalo: 'Bush is a War Criminal,' 'O'Reilly Can Kiss My Fat A**'

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Liberalism had an absolutely fabulous showing Friday evening as comedienne and former Air America Radio host Janeane Garofalo put on a performance on HBO's "Real Time" that likely left even her parents wondering what they had wrought.

Beginning with her tirade about America's support of Israel being "the detriment of the Palestinian people and the American people," to telling Fox News's Bill O'Reilly to "kiss my fat a**," and concluding with her statement that "George Bush is a war criminal," Garofalo demonstrated just how totally unhinged Hollywoodans have become.

What follows are some of Garofalo's most disgraceful utterances Friday evening in chronological order (video available here courtesy of our friend Ms Underestimated):

  • Our support of Israel to the detriment of the Palestinian people and the American people is not wise, and it's been responsible for a lot of problems. And the way the mainstream media portrays the Palestinians is totally unfair...Our Israeli policy is very dangerous for us, and for them. I don't think the Knesset, the rightwing of the Knesset, represents the Israeli people any more than the rightwing of this government represents the American people.
  • I don't think that the Bush administration has prevented anything. I would say that if they're using wiretapping - and they are - it's for all the wrong reasons. And I think that they utilize fear, and, um, probably letting attacks happen. Republicans always use it.
  • One person's terrorist organization is another person's national resistance movement. You know what I mean? There's plenty of people that refer to some of the military in this country, and others, and in Britain, and in Israel, and in other places as terrorist organizations. Just depends on how you phrase it. They're either a freedom fighter, or a terrorist, or whatever it is. It's however you label it.
  • Oh, Bill O'Reilly can kiss my fat ass...Bill O'Reilly can kiss my fat ass. I said it twice. And Sean Hannity, too. And Joe Scarborough.
  • The CBS thing, the, the, Dan Rather's lawsuit. I have no doubt that there were executives at CBS that, that folded under rightwing coercion, and did it very readily and, uh, fired him, or covered up the truth that the National Guard did provide preferential treatment to George Bush, Jr., and, it's amazing how the rightwing has done it in this country, and it doesn't seem like it's a democracy at all.
  • First of all, General Petraeus has been dishonest. That is sort of the role of a soldier like that. They, just like General Westmoreland and the five o'clock report to Vietnam. Of course they are dishonest. That's what they do. And the thing is that to pretend that it's MoveOn.org that has the problem, and that the mainstream media allows that nonsense to continue. Yet, he is betraying us.
  • Colin Powell knew he was lying in that "War of the Worlds" scenario in front of the United Nations...If Colin Powell had, had, found his integrity on that day that he addressed the United Nations, he could have changed the entire history of most of the world on that day. And, he probably would have been taken out by a sniper. I'm sure they had snipers waiting around to get a poison arrow right there in his carotid artery.
  • First of all, George Bush is a war criminal, and so is Saddam Hussein.

Welcome to the far leftwing in our nation. Honestly, how did they win last November?

—Noel Sheppard is the Associate Editor of NewsBusters. Follow him at Facebook and Twitter.


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Janeane Garofaloon

And the way the mainstream media portrays the Palestinians is totally unfair...

Uh, exactly which "mainstream media" is she referring to? It certainly isn't ours, as they nearly always are sympathetic toward the Palestinians.

And I think that they utilize fear, and, um, probably letting attacks happen.

If she is referring to 9/11 here, the last significant attack the Islamo-fascists have carried out in this country, then I guess ThoughtPolice has a new hero.

...and it doesn't seem like it's a democracy at all.

Finally, she actually got something right. This country is not now, nor has it ever been, nor was it ever intended to be, a democracy.

First of all, General Petraeus has been dishonest.

I bet she couldn't identify one dishonest thing uttered by the general if her life depended on it.

-And I am quite sure that the Islamic barbarians she seems so enamored with would just go ga-ga over all those tattoos, too.

This woman lacks only about three pecans to be a whole fruitcake.


When I'm president, privatization is off the table because it's not the answer to anything.
-Hillary Rodham, September 3, 2007 AARP Legislative Conference.

She HAS no shame

She slams more than Patraeus.. oh, she's a beaut ain't she? Someone shove her back in the barn and rack the door lock. What a loser. (I think she needs rehab more than Britney Spears.) It's not wonder Airhead America failed so poorly. No-talent, non-intellectual hacks like her would tend to bankrupt any entity.

Amanda,

...would tend to bankrupt any entity.

Not to mention ugly it up something awful. I'm talking butt-ugly here. She appears to have taken a bath in a tub of 10w-30 just before she went on, assuming she actually bathes.

LOL-And anybody that was to plant one on her behind might very well wind up catching something they can't get rid of, too.


When I'm president, privatization is off the table because it's not the answer to anything.
-Hillary Rodham, September 3, 2007 AARP Legislative Conference.

Hey guys and gals, she

Hey guys and gals, she wears glasses, come on! AND, sports the "I'm cutting edge and smart" style, no less. So she's incredibly intellectual.

:)

...and when did she go all NBA? and tattoo herself up? She really hates everything, doesn't she? Herself the most, evidently. I think we have the new poster child for the utterly deranged radical left. That soup of hers (the diatrabe) had every ingredient, from intense BDS to every possible, sickening conspiracy theory... and then just HER... yikes!

MrShy,

Yeah, she is one seriously scary-looking woman, as in natural birth control repulsive.

Bet she has trouble getting through metal-detectors, too, 'cause I'm pretty sure there is plenty of metal in her, aside from the tattoos.

When I'm president, privatization is off the table because it's not the answer to anything.-Hillary Rodham, September 3, 2007 AARP Legislative Conference.

Hey, Amanda and guys, don't

Hey, Amanda and guys, don't you get it? That is liberal comedy!!! Ain't she just a hoot?!

If you don't, you're just not sophisticated enough!

As for the General Petraeus has been dishonest? That's the liberal translation for "I don't agree with his assessment."

I'm sorry, I know I'm supposed to be above making fun of someone's appearance, and I know it has nothing to do with her opinions, but what the HELL has she done to herself? She actually used to be kind of cute.

Hey, Janeane...here's a motto for you: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

 

no kidding

I just threw up in my mouth

 that ol' carpet muncher is

 that ol' carpet muncher is still wasting oxygen?  Why can't these Hollywoodenheads ever show up where a shift worker can catch sight of them...to boot 'em in the ass! I'm about level full of these morons (I apologize to true morons,  for making them look bad comparing them to actors and failed radio hostesses)

Chuckle

Believer

Not that I think she is funny, sick is a better word. But the "three pecans" thing is a new one for me and it is good to laugh even as my laptop is just about to go on reserve. Got to catch some shut-eye, 400 miles to serve today for others, Lord willing, nite, nite.

Norto,

LOL-Yeah, pecans are a "southern thang."

I had a great aunt over in Alabama that wouldn't use any other nut in her fruitcakes. Funny thing was, of all my older relatives that made the things, hers were the only ones I could tolerate.


When I'm president, privatization is off the table because it's not the answer to anything.
-Hillary Rodham, September 3, 2007 AARP Legislative Conference.

Noel...

I'll admit, I haven't looked at the video yet... about to.... but each and every one of those paragraphs seem to, I dunno, just be a bit too overly-choreographed, and simply too delicious. It reads more like exhibit A of every single paranoid radical left talking point, from start to end.

Come on, come clean, you were just in a pranking mood tonight and wrote that all yourself, right?

:p

Okay, gonna go click the video link now... if this actually comes out of her mouth, in her grating voice, I might just wake up my neighbors.

MS

MS,

You caught me. It's a grand illusion. I'm pretty good, aren't I? Should win a bleeping Emmy for this one, dontcha think?

Errrr, maybe not. After all, soon-to-be-Dr. Al Gore had to commit far more serious a canard to win his awards.

I guess I've got to try much harder. ns

Sh*t!

Rats, can't play .wmv video files :(:(:( I'm on a Mac :(

Well, Noel.... guess I'll never know! :p

I don't think HBO posts Bill Mayonaise's shows until like a week or two later... oh well.

And yeah, even if you did win an award, the Hollyweirdos might have snipers up on the balconies take you down when you accept, just as the neocons would have done to Colin Powell :p

Get Flip4Mac. It will allow

Get Flip4Mac. It will allow you to play .wmv files within Quicktime. Oh, it's free too !!!

I endorse Flip4Mac as well.

I endorse Flip4Mac as well. Free download, man! Can't beat it.

Hygiene

Has she no shame? Girlfriend, even a brief stint with a hairdryer might have lessened the grease look in the hair. ???? EXTREME MAKEOVER, HO EDITION needed at Table 1! Wow... she looks ruff!

Agreed, Amanda...I hadn't

Agreed, Amanda...I hadn't seen your comment when I posted my "Lather, rinse, repeat" advice to her, above. LOL

Holy cow!  What is this, the 60's, when the hallmark of being a true lefty, anti-establishment type was that you shunned soap and shampoo? 

WOW! What a fantastic

WOW! What a fantastic patriot she is. You gotta love people that stick up for the truth. Funny how the G.O.P. glosses over Bush Co. family ties to the Saudi's and Bin Laden, isn't it? Thanks for the video :-) Reminded me why I am voting for Clinton.

"WOW! What a fantastic

"WOW! What a fantastic patriot she is. You gotta love people that stick
up for the truth. Funny how the G.O.P. glosses over Bush Co. family
ties to the Saudi's and Bin Laden, isn't it? Thanks for the video :-)
Reminded me why I am voting for Clinton."

Aww, man, the jig is up. You FINALLY caught us. Oh well, it was good while it lasted.

Moonbatia. It's the gift that keeps on giving.


"The ultimate Democrat constituent would be a public schoolteacher on welfare who needed an abortion and was suing her doctor."

Ann Coulter

CKC, Is that patriot or

CKC,

Is that patriot or parrot??

These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc.
Ronald Reagan- 40th Anniversary of D-Day

“reminding me why I’m

“reminding me why I’m voting for Clinton.”

Are you too stupid that you forgot already?

Well let me remind you.

a) Sexual
harassment of Paula Jones, b) lying to a Federal Judge, c) lying to a Grand
Jury, d) lying to Congress, e) lying to the American people, f) Sexual
harassment of Kathleen Wiley, g) RAPE of Juanita Broderick, h) Whitewater gate,
i) illegal possession of 1,000 FBI files, j) taking illegal campaign
contributions from COMMUNISTS, k) giving China the technology to enable nuclear
missile strikes upon our nation, l) giving plutonium to Kim Jong Ill, m) being
disbarred from the legal profession, n) impeachment, o) taking advantage of
teenage interns under your employment, p) incinerating children at Waco, q)
teaching kids that oral sex is not sex, r) twice vetoing the ban on partial
birth abortions, s) selling out the Whitehouse with your "sleepovers for
cash", t) destroying a Chinese embassy, u) teaching kids that the meaning
of the word "is" is not is, v) suicide-gate (Vince foster), w)
starting a war with Iraq to stall an impeachment vote, x) handing out pardons
for cash, y) ripping a boy away at gunpoint and shipping him to a commie
dictator, z) turning down the capture of Osama Bin Laden multiple times?????

You know what your right, I DO SEE WHY YOU ARE VOTING FOR
THESE PEOPLE. You’re an idiot.

These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc.
Ronald Reagan- 40th Anniversary of D-Day

minor details for a lib

Libs look at those points as just knit picking. Just like the laundry list of all the terrorist attacks against us during his administration, they "gloss" over it.

I don't waste my time trying to convince these fools to see the light; they re-enforce the PT Barnum saying of a sucker born every minute. If they were to have a brief moment of clarity, then I would ask them is Hillary really the one that is going to prevent the throatcutters from executing their plans against us?

Remember, a terrorist does not ask you what your party affiliation is before he detonates himself inside of a restaurant.

 

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. ~ Unknown

It's hard to believe, but

It's hard to believe, but she gets uglier every time I see her!

"It's hard to believe, but

"It's hard to believe, but she gets uglier every time I see her!"

At one time, I actually thought she was kinda cute. She had a sorta homely, girl-next-door look. Now she looks like she is one step away from turning tricks for her next heroin fix, and sounds like the drug abuse has permanently fried her brain.

Heroin fix for Janeane

OMG, ckc1227, I can't believe you said that. I didn't want to say it out loud myslef, but there is NO DOUBT this woman is a heroin addict. Rubbing her nose, scratching her forehead, and many other symptoms indicative of heroin use. As the young kids say, this is "TOTALLY OBVI."

warner,

To libs, she's the perfect centerfold model. I bet she could get a photo spread in "Jihad Monthly" as throatcutter pet of the year with out a problem.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. ~ Unknown

Warner,

I think its safe to say that she definitely has a "face for radio."

-Too bad she can't seem to make it there, as it might keep her off the tube.


When I'm president, privatization is off the table because it's not the answer to anything.
-Hillary Rodham, September 3, 2007 AARP Legislative Conference.

Come on, all you guys, you

Come on, all you guys, you are being so mean to Janeane!!

<sarc off>

She's not so bad....look, she's got marks on her where she's been touched with a ten-foot pole!

 

motherbelt,

...she's got marks on her where she's been touched with a ten-foot pole!

Uh, my pole isn't going to go anywhere near that.


When I'm president, privatization is off the table because it's not the answer to anything.
-Hillary Rodham, September 3, 2007 AARP Legislative Conference.

10 feet not enough....

There may be members of the insect world that can jump that far. I'm not taking any chances....

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.  ~ Unknown

Earlier Liberal Poll

When you see something like this thing, its easy to spot the liberal. Good Lord! I wonder if the blue straps she's wearing are holding in her armpit hair? Lets all pray she never does a movie where a sex seen is called for.....

 "When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat"         R. Reagan

I would rather trust any US

I would rather trust any US President than someone that dresses so as to show-off their latest swap meet tattoo.

Janeane, look its one thing

Janeane, look its one thing to have such stupid ideas but
could you just wash your hair.. maybe.. more then once a year. I’m a guy and
you creep me out.

Nice tattoos, what NBA team do you play for?

Class act all the way.

Tattooed, dumb and dirty is no way to go through life.

These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc.
Ronald Reagan- 40th Anniversary of D-Day

She should be a reminder to

She should be a reminder to the teetotalers left of center just how radical the Democratic Party has become.

Janeane would look great in a burqa!

 

 

 

I'm a refugee from the Democratic Party.

 

    Nick, I’m

 

 

Nick,

I’m with you I want them to put adds every where.

I want move on.org adds in every town newspaper in the
nation.

Come on now: Say it loud, your left and proud!

These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc.
Ronald Reagan- 40th Anniversary of D-Day

Janeane says it all.

"I can't even remember my point now" - Janeane Garofloa

Ugly, evil and dirty. The

Ugly, evil and dirty. The popular style for liberals.

Oh, Bill O'Reilly can kiss

Oh, Bill O'Reilly can kiss my fat ass...

 

Janeane, you are a fat ass.

She really can suck the air

She really can suck the air out of a room eh?

Amazing how comfortable she is in her hate for republicans and how that particular episode seemed a anti-bush circle jerk.

Her "Bill O'Reilly can kiss my ass" statement say it all about anybody questioning or debating her.

I remember when she was on

I remember when she was on Jon Stewart. She said Bush was dangerous because, "this is a guy who actually thinks a god or supreme being created the universe".

 

 

 

Brilliant

The country does not seem like a democracy anymore because the right wingers at CBS fired Dan Blather?  Brilliant.  I was also very upset to see she outed our “poison arrow sniper” squadron too.  With such salient points put forth in such an intelligent manner I am just amazed Air (head, Anti) America never made it.

Why are twitts given air time?

Why is it that flamming twitts are given air time to expose their complete and utter lack of a cerebrum?

I have decided a while ago that I will refuse to support any entity that perpetuates the twitification of America. I cancelled HBO long ago, I refuse to watch the Comedy Channel, I don't watch any network news...

If more people "put their remotes where their mouth is" some of this would stop and some of these companies would realize that allowing these mental infants to spout their theory du joure is bad for business.



The day that "politician" became a career choice is the day we started losing the Republic. Let's get it back! Fred08.com

TV

Believer

It's rabbit ears for Cbs and a laptop for the balance. One msm snoozecast per night is enough and then I usually cannot stomach the whole thing. Pbs is now usually bbc, so why go there?

You are right tho' if more conservatives would put the remote away the Rathers of the world would not even need to worry about a job. We would be telling what not to run. Like Joe Friday used to say,"Just the facts maam, just the facts."

why is it that air america can't keep a radio show host

i mean the message they share with everyone is so good right, and because anyone would be willing to spread this wonderful message of the grand scheme of socialism for free right, and the personalities are the best hollywood and politics can provide right.

why is it that i hear on xm sat radio all the time how air america is changing their lineup almost weekly it seems and it's starting to sound like they're pulling any bum off the street and sticking them in front of the mics that can read a script to do these shows.

i mean i thought the whole wonderful lets all hug and be happy thing about socialism was that everyone provides by their means to everyone who needs with a few elite special people to guide us all along the right path. but apparently these hipocrites, like the bitter litl dark haired girl, the unfunny snl writer, and others just don't want to live by that mantra and set the example and fight the good fight they preach to everyone else. i mean they should be out there, working pro bono and showing the world how wonderful it is to sacrafice their worth and effort for "the common good" who needs them, but apparently these greedy liars just can't live the message they send. nobody is more greeeedy than a liberal anyway, they are deep into what everyone else is making instead of making it for themself, and these hollywood wanna be but can't stay on air longer than a year talk show hosts on air america are the greediest cause they already have enough disposable income and big bank rolls that they can definately afford to share their wealth and work for free for longer than a year. ah but to be a hipocrite, must be fun.

lunaticcringeradio

Is that supposed to be...

...a bleeding heart??

 

"I used to be disgusted, but now, I try to be amused..."- E. Costello

I would love to take these

I would love to take these people who spew constantly about how we have a fascist government, and that they are "oppressed", "being spied on" and "can't speak out freely" etc, etc, and dump them into Iran, Syria, Russia, NoKo, Cuba, Venezuala or any other totalitarian or communist country so they can live their dreams and practice what they preach and see just what a dictatorship truly is. Better yet I wish I could throw them into Germany during WWII for a month so they can get first hand experience on what it's like to be in a fascist state.

They will either quickly learn what democracy is all about or they will like it and stay there, which would be fine with me, but something tells me they will miss Starbucks, ABC and American Idol too much.

This also reminds me of the moonbat that went over to Iraq before the war and wanted to be a voluntary "human shield" and then left because Saddam's thugs would not let him go protest where he wanted and instead put him on a prime military target. As soon as he realized he could well get killed he took the next plane out of there.  So much for standing by his principles.

 

"...and uh, uh, uh, you know what I'm talking about, right?"...

Jeepers, what happened to the sweet little Janeane I knew from school? Did anybody catch the license plate number of the ugly bus that ran her over? Wow... She and Dennis Rodman would make a cute couple. Luckily, when she was on Air America people didn't have to look at her and couldn't see what a mess she has become. The funny thing is that here in San Diego, Air America is on a station whose call letters just happen to be KLSD...I kid you not! I tried to listen just to be fair and open-minded, but, I didn't last much more than 15 minutes. Also, did you notice when she burped, Maher said, "Don't worry...it's not TV... it's HBO" or something equivalent... At least he's smart enough to know there are many who don't take him too seriously.

And, on a personal note, I'd just like to say, mrsimile, you appear to me like a puppy who will look around and see that no one is watching and then drop a big, steamy load in the middle of the living room floor and disappear and go into hiding under the couch only to watch the inevitable unfold as some unwitting individual comes along and steps in it. Bad puppy. Bad puppy... Someone should rub your nose in it........

 

"I used to be disgusted, but now, I try to be amused..."- E. Costello

Poor Janeane has always used

Poor Janeane has always used logic that makes you wonder if she's a crackhead, now her appearance confirms it. Yuck.

a moron

That is all I have to say moron put her in front of somebody who knows what they are talking about I bet she will crumble then.

who is she kidding?

"I don't think the Knesset, the rightwing of the Knesset, represents the Israeli people any more than the rightwing of this government represents the American people. "

Once again this illustrates just how out of touch she and the rest of the hollywood libs are.

"And I think that they utilize fear, and, um, probably letting attacks happen. Republicans always use it."

 With this statement she reveals herself as a 9/11 conspiracy theorist. If the government was capable of orchestrating 9/11 then it certainly would have no problem eliminating any disentors such as "9/11 truthers". Therefore, the whole conspiracy argument is invalidated.

 And as to "utilizing fear", what is global warmingism but fear mongering?

"They're either a freedom fighter, or a terrorist, or whatever it is. It's however you label it. "

To this statement I will refer to a quote from Ayn Rand.

"Nothing can corrupt and disintigrate a culture or a man's character as thoroughly as does the precept of moral agnosticism, the idea that one must never pass moral judgment on others, that one must be moraly tolerant of anything, that the good consists of never distinguishing good from evil"

 "First of all, General Petraeus has been dishonest. That is sort of the role of a soldier like that."

Her basic assumption here is that all soldiers are liers, and I'm sure if probed she would adimt that they are also all babie killers , raipist and only in the military because they aren't smart enough to do anything else. As far as the General is concerned, what information does she have that he doesn't that would lead her to conclude that he is not telling the truth(none). What military education and experience does she have that would make her better able to determine the proper course of action than the General(none). Also ther seems to be an underlying theme to her rant that the MSM is biased toward the right, illusttrating again how out of touch she really is.

 

"In any compromise between good and evil, only evil can profit." Ayn Rand

sooo not worthy

She (and Maher) are not worthy of my time anymore. I tried to watch the video, and after 3 minutes I was ill. I used to like to watch just see what these morons were thinking, but now it makes me physically sick to listen.

On a side note, if the Air America gig didn't completely kill her career, I'd say the tatoo's will go a long way to furthering that.

What a tool. 

Man oh man does this woman

Man oh man does this woman need a shower or what?

Ewwwww!!

Yuck and all that...what a disgrace as a woman.

Headline

Well, Garofalo is right in one respect.  She has a really fat a**.

...and a big fat ZERO for

...and a big fat ZERO for pride.

garafalo is the cream of the

garafalo is the cream of the hollywood pond scum ... her mouth is as dirty as she looks ... if anything, it's a plus for conservatives when her quotes are accompanied by a picture of her - what a joke. i'm sure even maher had the table disinfected after she left.

 

 

 

With all due deference, I

With all due deference, I think it should be said that Garofalo demonstrates just how unhinged SOME Hollywoodans (Hollywoodites?) can be. Not all of them.

You know, I ought to get a

You know, I ought to get a tattoo that says "Conservative" in red, white, and blue.  And it would feature a picture of an eagle chomping on a cigar and holding a large semi-automatic weapon in its big ol' muscular wings.