On Wednesday night, leftist talk radio host Mike Malloy was in his usualy ugly rut, insisting Mitt Romney must be on drugs. "I think he's doing black acid, Malloy insisted. "I don't give a rat's ass about Romney. The voters in South Carolina are going to carve him a new body orifice. They don't like Mitt Romney in South Carolina." (Romney currently has the lead in the polls.)
Then he insisted Romney's "four boys" are also on drugs. (Actually, he has five sons, but Ben, a medical resident, stays off the campaign trail.) Malloy said, "You've seen those pictures of Romney and his four boys - and, you know, you can -- you can dress them up very quickly and scare the hell out of yourself -- but you don't have to -- just look at them -- they all grin the same way. If that family's not on hardcore LSD..."
He added: "I don't know, I don't have -- I don't have a balance to that statement. They just all look like they're doing acid, they really do. Even when
Romney is eviscerating his opponents, he's got that dung-eating grin. 'Hi, I'm just tripping my brains out here, but this is such fun! But I don't know, man -- wow, look at the rainbows!'
Meanwhile, speaking of hallucinations, Malloy blogged on his website last week was that he clearly already tired of the Republican primary campaign:
The pundits repeat the pointless drivel until the wee hours of the morning as if there were actually something important these jokers had to say, or some hidden ultimate meaning in the tedious process which will ultimately culminate in the nomination of Mitt Romney – the Dullest White Man in America.
It’s like being tied to a ladder-back chair and forced to watch paint dry while imps with tiny hammers slowly peck off our toenails. Or something.
