Hillary Clinton is likely going to have to create a separate wing in her Chappaqua, New York, home for all the awards she's going to receive in the coming years to assist her march to the White House.
On Wednesday, the Elton John Foundation announced that the recently opposed to same-sex marriage former Secretary of State is to receive the organization's first Founder's award for her - wait for it - support of gay rights.
The foundation in a statement obtained by The Hollywood Reporter "cited a 2011 speech in which Clinton asserted that gay rights were human rights for helping envision a world without AIDS."
I guess the foundation forgot that until her classic flipflop this past March, Clinton was opposed to same-sex marriage.
Why should that get in the way of honoring someone?
Readers should brace themselves, for in the next couple of years, Clinton is going to receive awards for everything under the sun.
Don't be surprised if despite the Middle East completely exploding under her watch as Secretary of State she receives the Nobel Peace Prize in 2016.
Heck, Barack Obama got one in his first year in office having done absolutely nothing to earn it.
Former Vice President Al Gore was so "honored" for spreading a scientific hoax.
As such, why shouldn't Clinton - who left the Middle East in a total shambles - complete this trifecta of stupidity?
Stay tuned.