During his political-centric monologue on Thursday night, “America’s Conscience” and ABC’s late night host Jimmy Kimmel quipped that he’s “never wanted to see and not see anything more than I either do or do not want to see” a Donald Trump-Stormy Daniels sex tape and lobbied for donations to her legal defense fund so any sex tape(s) and/or explicit photo(s) can be made public.
“Meanwhile, there are new developments in the Hussia investigation, that of course, Stormy Daniels, the adult film star, who may or definitely did have sex with Donald Trump. It — she is trying to raise money to pay her legal fees, so she launched ad fundraising page on a website called crowdjustice.com,” Kimmel began to giggles from his far-left audience.
Kimmel jested that “you can give money to a porn star just like the President of the United States” and tacitly encouraged it. The former Man Show host added that “I never thought giving money to a porn star would be an act of patriotism” and that “every dollar you donate potentially brings us went step closer to see photos that will haunt our dreams forever.”
Following a disturbing clip from Wednesday’s Deadline: White House where MSNBC host Nicolle Wallace desperately wanted to know if there’s a Trump-Daniels sex tape, the audience chuckled while Kimmel admitted: “I was thinking about it and I never wanted to see and not see anything more than I either do or do not want to see Donald Trump butt naked and pumping away. I mean really. You would watch that, right? Of course.”
“[L]isten, it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity,” Kimmel concluded.
As a reminder, this is the man hailed by the likes of CNN’s Brian Stelter and fellow media cheerleaders as an indispensable moral arbiter in the U.S. of A.
Moments earlier, Kimmel commented on The New York Times report that the Mueller investigation has subpoenaed Trump Organization’s business records, including those related to Russia. The ABC host joked that he has a feeling that “this is ends with Melania in a trench coat handing Robert Mueller a package of files over in an underground parking lot somewhere.”
Kimmel couldn’t help himself in mentioning Stormy Daniels even though the porn star would be the next portion of the monologue:
You know, in an investigation like this, it is important to follow the money no matter how many porn stars it leads to and so Donald Trump — [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] surprisingly hasn't tweeted about the subpoena yet. Probably because he doesn't know how to spell the word subpoena.
To see the relevant transcript from ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel Live on March 15, click “expand.”
ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel Live
March 15, 2018
11:36 p.m. Eastern
JIMMY KIMMEL: Yet another day of March Madness for the President. According to the failing New York Times, special prosecutor Robert Mueller has subpoenaed the Trump Organization, the president's company, demanding that they hand over any documents related to business they may have done with Russia. You know, in an investigation like this, it is important to follow the money no matter how many porn stars it leads to and so Donald Trump — [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] surprisingly hasn't tweeted about the subpoena yet. Probably because he doesn't know how to spell the word subpoena, but there are rumors he may try to fire Robert Mueller. The guy who is investigating him, which that would have to be it, right? I mean, at that point, we just — we have to wait until he goes to Mar-a-Lago and lock him in it forever, right? [LAUGHTER] Trump said Mueller looking into his personal finances was a red line that he wouldn't allow to be crossed and now it is presumably being crossed. Why do I feel like this is ends with Melania in a trench coat handing Robert Mueller a package of files over in an underground parking lot somewhere? [LAUGHTER] Meanwhile, there are new developments in the Hussia investigation, that of course, Stormy Daniels, the adult film star, who may or definitely did have sex with Donald Trump. It — she is trying to raise money to pay her legal fees, so she launched ad fundraising page on a website called crowdjustice.com. So now you can give money to a porn star just like the President of the United States. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] That’s the site. She's raised, in 24 hours, she raised more than $135,000. I never thought giving money to a porn star would be an act of patriotism but, then again, I never thought a guy who would get in a Twitter war with Cher would become President. But and remember, every dollar you donate potentially brings us went step closer to see photos that will haunt our dreams forever. [LAUGHTER] Stormy Daniels's lawyer was on MSNBC last night where he gave a tantalizing preview of what we might have in store.
NICOLLE WALLACE [on MSNBC’s Deadline: White House, 03/14/18]: You said it’s not words. I mean, is there a sex tape? You said it's not just words. It’s not just here interview. What else is there?
MICHAEL AVENATTI [on MSNBC’s Deadline: White House, 03/14/18]: No when I'm talking about judging the credibility of an individual.
WALLACE [on MSNBC’s Deadline: White House, 03/14/18]: Of Stormy Daniels?
AVENATTI [on MSNBC’s Deadline: White House, 03/14/18]: Correct. I’m not going to answer questions about —
WALLACE [on MSNBC’s Deadline: White House, 03/14/18]: Is there a sex tape?
AVENATTI [on MSNBC’s Deadline: White House, 03/14/18]: I’m not going to answer that.
WALLACE [on MSNBC’s Deadline: White House, 03/14/18]: Could there be a sex tape?
AVENATTI [on MSNBC’s Deadline: White House, 03/14/18]: There could be, might be, would be, could be who knows?
[LAUGHTER]
KIMMEL: I don't know. I don’t know, but I have to say. I was thinking about it and I never wanted to see and not see anything more than I either do or do not want to see Donald Trump butt naked and pumping away. I mean really. You would watch that, right? Of course. [CHEERS AND APLLAUSE] It’s not — listen, it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity. [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]
