Well, he could use Chris Tingleman's CO2 pellet pistol. But that would add to AGW gases, not to mention spraying tissue pathogens all around.

Name one, Jer.

If you ever really listened to Rush you would not have made that post.

If you've never heard him apologize it's because he doesn't misquote people, and he doesn't smear them - he simply exposes the truth about them. No apologies necessary.

His "I don't want to talk about myself" shtick is just that.  It's tongue-in-cheek...which you'd probably get, if you weren't viewing him with a jaundiced, bigoted and prejudiced eye.

Sanchez gave a non-apology apology.  He is a phony hack who deliberately engaged in a smear campaign based on lies and he should be fired for it.

I have to say that that would make good TV, although since he is a liberal and therefore unfamiliar with firearms and stuck with a teenie weenie brain, he would probably miss.

I find it funny that out of all the "multiple misstatements" Rush has made over the years, he had to have his character assassinated with made up ones, don't you?

Jer, no offense, but there are some times when even your heroes (i.e., our liberal indoctrinators) step over the line.  Don't try and excuse the inexcusable, it just makes you look silly.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho

(edited for clarity :)

Jen

Are you ever going to say anything that makes sense, or are you just wasting time while waiting for your next unemployement check to arrive?

From yesterday's Rush Limbaugh transcript:

RUSH:  Okay.  So Rick Sanchez repeats the slavery quote, notes that I deny it, and then says it doesn't matter.  Do you know who Rick Sanchez is?  Do you know he's got two middle names?  Rick "DUI" Sanchez, Rick "Leaving-the-Scene" Sanchez.  Rick Sanchez was a hit-and-run driver when he lived in Miami, and he is a hit-and-run reporter.  From the New York Observer, October 9th, 2007: "Mr. Sanchez had already survived what would ordinarily be a career-killer. While leaving a Miami Dolphins game with his father in 1990, Mr. Sanchez struck a drunken pedestrian, who later died of his injuries. According to police, Mr. Sanchez's own blood-alcohol level was above the legal limit, and he left the scene before returning. He ultimately pleaded no contest to a DUI charge, but avoided jail time, and even remained on the air. Asked about the incident, Mr. Sanchez's Ron Burgundy jocularity vanished in an instant.

"'I don't see where that has anything to do with anything,' he said, and called the inquiry 'a hatchet question.' He soon regained his cool though. 'Was it an unfortunate experience? Yes. Was it a learning experience? Absolutely. Do I wish it hadn't happened? Of course,' he allowed. 'I was wrong, because I had a couple of cocktails, because I was over the legal limit,' he went on. 'It could have happened to anybody. ... There were probably a lot of other people leaving the stadium that had had a couple of beers as well.'" From the Miami New Times, August 7th, 1991:  "Minutes after midnight on the morning of December 10, 1990, an intoxicated Smuzinick darted out in front of a Volvo on a residential street near Joe Robbie Stadium. The driver of the car, WSVN-TV Channel 7 anchorman Rick Sanchez, became the subject of a subsequent January 16 New Times story that described the odd circumstances of the accident.

"Sanchez, whom a Metro-Dade police officer said 'smelled strongly of alcohol,' first stopped his car but then later left the scene. A blood test to determine Sanchez's sobriety was not administered until an hour and fifteen minutes after the collision. Though Sanchez says he tried to aid Smuzinick at the scene of the accident and flag down motorists, eyewitnesses claim the anchorman ignored the injured man and loudly told police and bystanders that blood tests were pointless, and would hurt his public image. His attorney, Richard Essen, now says the anchorman returned home and had 'a couple of drinks to calm his nerves' before returning to the scene," before talking to the cops after striking somebody near the Dolphins Stadium  and killing him.  This is Rick Sanchez -- and, hey, Rick? I got sources.  I researched this.  I sourced it.  And I checked it before I decided to go on the air with it.  This is how it's done, Rick, and I'm not even a journalist.  

But this is what "sources" look like: The New York Observer and the Miami New Times, and there are other places where this story has appeared. (interruption) I don't know if the man killed was a minority.  His name is Smuzinick.  I don't know if he was a minority.  But Rick "DUI, Leaving the Scene" Sanchez, now on CNN every afternoon spreading filth and lies, knowingly.  Clearly if anybody is a "hatchet," it's Rick Sanchez -- and clearly, like many journalists, he can't take the kind of investigation or coverage he dishes out and the rest of his people dish out. They head to the tall grass, hide behind executives. (interruption) I know ordinary people go to jail for this.  But he was friends with the cops! As a TV reporter, he was friends with the cops. He got preferential treatment.  Yeah.  I mean, he went home -- he's already inebriated, went home -- had a couple drinks "to calm his nerves," then comes back to the scene of the crime.  

I hope he fails, too.

Ted Kennedy

All they have to do is put it on the teleprompter, thats how the lies got out there.

My Gov. thinks I am dangerous, so be careful

"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg

From what I understand about Sanchez "hit and run" is a perfect description.