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First Lady Hillary Clinton, in 1994, displays a pamphlet about her health care plan bearing an image of the "health security card" every American would supposedly receive. Photo AP.

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million man internal security army

I stumbled across this and am TRYING to get anyone with a voice to hear me!  Please help!

 I believe this is VERY important.  

Thank heavens I saved the newspaper PDF file.  

I have reposted it to one of my domains. 

www.yantis.us/sq.pdf

PLEASE download it ASAP before they crash my yantis.us site to keep you from reading it.  I will Fed-Ex it to you if I have to. This is Van Jones speaking to prisoners at San Quentin saying they will soon be needed as part of a "civilian security army".  Read the article and read the OPINION interview.  And READ BETWEEN THE LINES!

We have three million people in prison.  Maybe one million are hardened criminals. There is your "Civilian security army" right there!!  Please millions more criminals on the streets of our cities ready to be serve president Obama and Van Jones.    

But this San Quentin article is real. And very frightening.

Gary Yantis

Shawnee, KS

913-441-6593

gyantis@gmail.com

 

Ground Hog Day

Ground Hog Day... repeating the same actions, expecting a different result.

 

Camouflage conservative in Baghdad-by-the-Bay

the least

The least of our problems. They'll be invited into our homes but from many they will not return.

Spreading the word

I'm trying my best to make this go viral.  I posted it to G. Beck and I'm about to post it on Hot Air.

“It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds”

Samuel Adams

Civilian Security Army?

I just downloaded that PDF.  I don't see that phrase in there.  Was it there and they scrubbed it?

Hillary addresses an audience of three!

Notice that her eyes register the passion of a zombie? Now that's what I call a mind-numbed robot!

*lol*.......

even back then when she was younger, she was still uglier than a sack of touchholes......

 

massive lips.....

 

...probably got them from sucking the chrome off of trailer hitches.....

Which is probably the only

Which is probably the only reason Bill married her in the first place.

LOL!

 
You so bad Kat! 

What's her name again...?  : )

Yeah, I'm a stinker.  

Gary

A liberal's generosity is limited only by your income.

I hear Ben Stien's boring

I hear Ben Stien's boring drall voice when i look at that picture

 

"this is my plan for health care....it comes with a card you can use to show the doctor.   Under this plan when you are sick you can go to the doctor for free"

 

 

lib-think:

Male/female gender roles, especially the desire of women to be mothers, are purely social constructs.  But homosexuality - and every other sexual proclivity - are immutable, ingraned biological desires that cannot be questioned

I'll BE BACK!

If you don't pass this now, I'll be back...  Like Freddy Kruger, the living dead in your dreams...

M-B

Pimping cards to, channeling bill in Kenya

My career is on the fast track DOWNHILL

I think im need a nap.

State controlled health care is Tort Reform.

1994?  Gosh that's more

1994?  Gosh that's more than a year ago..well at least it's not about Kennedy, so that's something ;)Time to move on to something fun like global warming

Wow...lather, rinse and

Wow...lather, rinse and repeat.

Obama's a Community Agitator, a walking, talking destroyer. ~ Rush Limbaugh

Hillary Sez

"Let me begin by telling you how very, very excited I am about my health plan..."

 

"I support the President but not his policies" - Blonde

It's obvious.!

"I've worked all night with Corel Draw to come up with this pamphlet, now.. musssttt sleeeeeeeepp.."

 

Plastic Surgery is a Wonderful Thing

Poor Hillary....Fifteen years and countless millions haven't helped her sense of style, though.

I hope he fails, too.

 

 

Fifteen years from now

someone will still be trying to sell you one of these.

___________________________________________
"Maybe you're better off not having the surgery, but taking the painkiller" Barack Obama (Dr. In Chief)

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I hold here, in my formally galantine stained fingers....,

racists!

White people hate government healthcare because they are all racist!!!!

 

Racist?

 To say white people hate public healthcare because they are racist is in itself a racist comment.

 

What is true is that hard working Americans of all colors don't want to pay for the people who have a family tradition of living off of our tax dollars.

America is the most charitable Country in the world. If people need help there are plenty of places to go for it. People who are 2nd,3rd and 4th generation welfare recipients and become grandmothers at 25 should get no charity from anyone.

Every ethnic group that came to this Country sufferd discrimination. Immigrants stressed education and hard work to their childer- NOT gangsta lifestyle,free money,parents not involved in homework and education.

Why not tax the rappers that are idolized 99% of their income and pay for your "free" healthcare.

We don't want to go to DMV when we visit our Dr

um...

I'm on your side. That was sarcasm...

How much longer do I have to be a member here before people recognize me???

 

candance

Ten years is the minimum.J/K I think most of us knew it was sarcasm.

I know how you feel

I was wondering the same thing.  I got the joke though, if it helps. 

oops

double post

"Bueller ... Bueller ... Anyone?"

The estimated cost of Hillary care was around a trillion (depending on who's doing the counting), 98% of which would be spent handing out Nazi cards.

"And I guarantee there will

"And I guarantee there will be no rationing of health care services if my name isn't Sir Edmund Hillary."

Commander Clinton, of the

Commander Clinton, of the starship Enterprise, holding a copy of starfleets health security handbook.

DaBird

The Enterprise would not have her. They have Jolene Blalock. Case closed. Hillary does look like she is in deep space. Must of been that glaucoma medicine.

Bill Clinton releases a file

Bill Clinton releases a file photo to remind everyone why he has been unfaithful to Hillary all these years.

Crap then; crapier now...

Sigh!

Birthers of Another Era

A young Chris Matthews shows his Certificate of Live Birth

Young man? Young man? Young man!? SHUT UP!!!!! Thank you.

"Now class, I have a surprise for you! I`m going to read you some poems out of this lovely book of poetry. The sun kisses the morning skies. The birds kiss the butterflies. The dew kisses the morning grass. Class? Class!? Cla-- WAKE UP!!!!!"

A generation which ignores history has no past -- and no future.-Robert A. Heinlein

Caption

 Hilldabeast: Then Barry takes a hit and hands it to me. Next thing I know I'm up here handin' out these damned pamphlets.  Anybody got a twinkie?

Gary

A liberal's generosity is limited only by your income.

See?  "Health Security". 

See?  "Health Security".  It's exactly like Social Security, except this one will actually work. 

"Beauty is only skin deep, but liberal's to the bone." - me

Nice one.

Nice one.

This - is - the - health -

This - is - the - health - care - bill - that - I -wrote - you - need - it - be - cause - I - know - what - is - best - for - you - just - look - at - me - I - am - in - per - fect - health.

O-Kay! . . . .O-Kay! . . . .O-Kay! . . . .

How about this???

(Deep Booming Voice)
All Your Bases Are Belong To Us!

And ever and ever and........

If you don't pass this, I will haunt you forever....

Barker...and she gave us

Barker...and she gave us 'O'!

Obama's a Community Agitator, a walking, talking destroyer. ~ Rush Limbaugh

Star Trek

Mrs. Clinton spoke at the Sci-Fi and Trekker Convention in Dayton, Ohio this weekend, touting her new fan-novel, "Health Security" based on the popular Star Trek series.

No caption to make, just a

No caption to make, just a statement...

Jesus H. Christ, she looks horrible.

Brevity (caption)

Hillary:  "Hey, when I tried it, it'd didn't take a thousand freakin' pages!"

Sssss...

Snake oil anyone?

HillaryCare came with tubes of KY Jelly.

Hillary said, "This pamphlet is rectangular.  But the actual Health Care bill is cylindrical.  That way, it will be much easier to shove up into tight, round spaces." 

You want to know what my

You want to know what my husband thinks of the health security card?  My husband is not the President of the United States.  I am. Well-eh, er, em.  Ya.

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."  -George Best

"this is our healthcare

"this is our healthcare bill, as you can see it is only 5 pages.   oh dammit i'll try again in 15 years, this time i'll be back more smarter and sexier!!"

 

JAJT

I'm going to say this

I'm going to say this again: I did not have sexual relations with that woman ...

No shit?

 

Well,

I believe him!!

He was just taken out of context. : ]

 

My Gov. thinks I am dangerous, so be careful

"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg

please, rog

I'm not trying to be a prude, but that kind of language is annoying on a public blog. Could you please?

 

Sign of the times

An unidentified homeless woman holds up a "Will work for Healthcare" sign.  The woman, un-insured, and in obvious need of immediate attention was mumbling incoherrently about vast right wing conspiracies and stained blue dresses.

When asked if he went to war with Iraq  to derail the impeachment vote:  “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

..and something about Vince

..and something about Vince and Ron...

Obama's a Community Agitator, a walking, talking destroyer. ~ Rush Limbaugh

Deep 6 = VinceCare

I wonder if Obama will take of Clinton habits of having people deep-6ed who pose a risk.  Like anyone knowing the whole truth of Obama's background and can witness to it.  They all start dying. That is the VinceCare System in action.  Circa July 20, 1993.

M-B

Foster:  http://whatreallyhap...  

List of sites: http://scribblguy.50...

MaxBrave... Thank

MaxBrave...

Thank you.

I have links saved, but those look like some of the best.

Links inside links to-boot.

Obama's a Community Agitator, a walking, talking destroyer. ~ Rush Limbaugh

Wonder why don't trust govt?

It is amazing w/BS like the Foster suicide why people don't trust govt.  The sheer fact that it was looked into "so much" yet their results still say suicide shows how corrupt our government is and how many arms they can twist with threats.  Clearly it was not suicide but murder. READ the part how his office was ransacked!  A great description of events in there!  M-B

At least Hot Air routinely

At least Hot Air routinely posts pictures of Sarah Palin.  Can't you guys do that as well?   I don't think that's asking for much.

Shrillery

Yikes, that photo. What a strange pic. She could really be the next Bond villain, with that outfit, and that "Pat" face that looks all drugged-up.

 

James Bond: "Do you expect

James Bond: "Do you expect me to talk Hillary?"

Hillary: "No Mr. Bond.  I expect you to die . . . for lack of healthcare coverage!  Bwu ha ha ha ha!"

Free

Haha.... take a stab at what I just purchased last night... a DVD.... hmmm????

:)

All part of my ongoing "research" for my much-anticipated follow-up video to "Crossed the Atltantic", Be Good To Me.

COMING THIS FALL!

 

Is this the "to be

Is this the "to be continued" part ????

Just say NO to drugs!

I couldn't... but like.. you should! 

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

"I'm very proud to announce

"I'm very proud to announce that Dr. Jack Kevorkian as endorced my new HealthCare Plan!" 

One word I never want to hear again: Bipartisan!

-Sven

Kevorkian, lol

That's a good one!  M-B

Yes, that's a good one! And

Yes, that's a good one! And you know what? Canada has had universal health care since well before 1994 and guess what..I'm still alive. I have a few borg implants, but I'm still here..can't explain it!

Yeah, you're alive in spite

Yeah, you're alive in spite of Canada's "health" "care" system.  If you want to believe you're alive because of Canada's system, that's your business.  After all, the customer is always right.

And guess what?  Since you like it, you get to keep it.  Congratulations.  Just keep what passes for health care in Canada the hell up there.

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."  -George Best

That Right, Folks

Do you pop out at parties?  Are you unpoopular?

Then use VitaMeataVegaMin!!!!

http://www.collider....

Gawd she's ugly. One of

Gawd she's ugly.

One of the 34% who thinks George W. Bush was a great President. One of the 86% who wants to bring back the stock and pillory.

Post of the year.

Post of the year.

Pretty much explains why

Pretty much explains why the Republicans had to impeach Bubba! 

It was inevitable!

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

Are you serious Bal?

Have you read all of my post? I mean I am as simple as they come. What I mean is.......?

 

My Gov. thinks I am dangerous, so be careful

"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg

Hillary Clinton is not

Hillary Clinton is not worthy of any deep intellectual discourse.

On the other hand, this penchant that Libtards have for immediately attacking any female who is actually attractive and feminine speaks volumes.  Domineering mothers or other females during childhood, a wimpy or nonexistent father, a strange attraction for rough-looking masculine (technically) females...

No wonder the Gay Movement is embraced by the Left.  Those who haven't yet turned the corner can easily empathize.

What an odd world they live in.  And to think that the vast majority of psychologists and counselors are of like minds.  No wonder this country is in trouble.

One of the 34% who thinks George W. Bush was a great President. One of the 86% who wants to bring back the stock and pillory.

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Inside this book are the names and addresses of every woman who has slept with my husband. Their healthcare will be taken care of...yeah they'll be taken care of real good...

(ht hubby)

 

That book?

 
It's only a few pages! Oooooh! I see... it's microfiche! OK, carry on.  : )

Gary

A liberal's generosity is limited only by your income.

This card...

"This card will provide the legal justification for people smarter than you to tell you how to live your life, and for the pork trough, I mean, the national treasury to take your money for servicing you, I mean, for providing you with that service.  Is this mike working?"

I've checked

I've checked and Bill agrees, my plan will cover Jaycee Lee Dugard and Phillip Garrido so get out and vote people!

"Yes, as a matter of fact Jacko and I do have the same tailor."

"Yes, as a matter of fact Jacko and I do have the same tailor."

§ Dude...I'm SOOO STONED!!!

And....and....they....

...and they wouldn't take....

....take this Chili's Gift Card!!!

Ster.

 "The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money." Margaret Thatcher 

Umm...

"And, um, on my new, um, health care, um, thing, uh, plan... you too can get all the, um, uh, what was i saying?  Oh yes... you can have all the free valium you need."

caption

                   Now I offer up this piece of crap to be sold at the California garage sale. Who will give me a bid? No one? Ok, let's have the governator sign it. That should bring a $3.00 bill.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       

          I don't

          I don't know why I'm holding this piece of paper. I'm wasted! ( giggle).                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                

That's a fake cover page

The real title of the book, as any helpful librul will tell you, is

"To Serve Man"

 

~Ding ding ding ding ding

Dissent: It's not just for liberals anymore.-kudzupolitics, USA Today

"In 15 years, thanks to

"In 15 years, thanks to Botox, I'll look younger than today... And just as stylishly dressed,"

Thanks Barack! You've done more to promote conservatism than any president since Ronald Reagan (PBUH).

My, what passion in that

My, what passion in that attractive face. And just marvel at her sense of fashion in that sophisticated and urbane powersuit. And those toned and strong arms,,,,,,oops, wrong one, that's not Michelle.  AAHHH what the heck, it's still a Dem 1st lady so she HAS to be the worlds fashion leader dontcha know. ..Sarc off............... In reality, the Europeans that the Obamas so much wish to impress actually laught at Michelles's "fashion" sense. Her shoulders are as big as my linebacker son's, her gait is as if she's walking across a plowed field and to quote my dad, "she has an a$$ as big as a forty dollar cow". To see real sophistication in a beautiful woman, notice her in a photo with the wife of Sarcozy of France. Hint, the beautiful women in the photo WONT be Michele. 

"A forty dollar cow"

Spew alert, please... I just wasted most of a healthy swallow of Canadian Mist, thank you. 

nada - I've posted the same comment re: the picture with

Carla Bruni...how ANYONE could say MO was a fashionista from that shot is beyond me!!!  Class or Style is not something one can buy...too bad the O's can't figure that one out!

This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise designated by Homeland Security as a Domestic Right Wing Terrorist!     It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams

The 'Before' Picture

Can anyone look at this picture and think that Hil has not had extensive plastic surgery in the period since?

Doesn't seem to have helped

Doesn't seem to have helped . . .

just sayin'

"And by hiding your

Hillary: "And by helping us to limit health costs - like by hiding your elderly parents 'Health Security' cards from them - or signing off on pulling the plug on yourself - you can earn valuable bonus points - points you can trade to take exotic vacations to places like Bosnia or for cash to donate to my Senate campaign ..." 

The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.

A voice from the past.

" My husband, Bill, said that my plan must cover STDs." 

 

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.   Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. ----- Groucho Marx

Groucho...

that's why you always carry a towel, AND a flashlight.

SO manipulative

These people are SO manipulative.

A) going for the Princess Diana look (apart from the face, there's nothing they could do about that).

B) the whole card=health security thing, obviously.

Just sickening, really.

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Graphical conservative commentary - animations & pictures for posting on forums

"You know what?  I kinda

"You know what?  I kinda look like this little guy."

http://www.youtube.c...

Look, it's HIllary's brother!

"...it must be known that we are at all times ready for war." G. Washington

Now that's one CONFIDENT woman promoting her work of art!

This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise designated by Homeland Security as a Domestic Right Wing Terrorist!     It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams

http://conservathink.ning.com

scandalous 1994

...Paula fu@#kn Jones...too? who next!?

Dayuummmm......

she looks like the focal-point for a 12 man cluster-fu*k....

 

Say it like it is...

Health Security Card pamphlet.....Hey Hillary, look at what some idiot wrote and put your name on it.