We are sooooooooo bad! and it's sooooooo much fun ;-)
This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise designated by Homeland Security as a Domestic Right Wing Terrorist! It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams
___________________________________________ "The tax imposed under this section shall not be treated as tax" - HR 3200 (Health Care Bill) Pg. 203. Ln 14 & 15
I thought it was a policy statement "This is how we poop on Bush, poop on Bush, poop on Bush. This is how we poop on Bush all the live long day! Yay!!!"
After a state dinner with a main course of Kenya's famous nine-bean chili, local Kenyans share their technique of holding in flatulence with Mrs. Clinton.
Hillary (blonde in center of chorus line): Isn't it funny how extremists project themselves onto those who do not conform to their twisted thinking and call them extremists?
Chorus Line: Why are we all squatting?
________________ Hebrews 11:8
Jeremiah 33:3
It looks like she's holding a TV antenna and the ladies are cheering that the TV picture is coming in good. They're telling Hillary, "Hold perfectly still and don't move the antenna."
"Fight the good fight every moment
It's your only way" Triumph
now everyone squat like this.....yes this what we're doing to the american public with cap & trade, health care, mortgages, saving & investments, and taxes......and when we're done we wipe because as the ruling elite we're the only people left with toilet paper.
Oprah builds a multi million dollar girl's school in South Africa, and the children in Monrovia are going to school in a burned out church.
Liberia founded by freed American Slaves...remember Amistad. So why South Africa and not Liberia which is an overwhelmingly Pro American Country and also predominantly christian?
Shrillary giving a beginner's Liberal Limbo Dance class.
"Now, everyone, when it comes to political attacks on your opponents, the #1 rule is -- How low can you go?"
"Everybody got that?"
"Good."
"Now, when they reply, the proper technique is 'duck and cover.'"
"Good, class, good. Fun isn't it?"
"Ye canne change the laws of physics....." but some politicians believe that with the right legislation you can pretend they don't really apply to your own pet projects...
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Okay, NOW I'm channeling my
August 14, 2009 - 15:30 ET by BKeyserOkay, NOW I'm channeling my husband!
Let's all sing together....
August 14, 2009 - 15:36 ET by jefflebowskiKILL THE WHITE MAN!
Angry White Dude
www.angrywhitedude.c...
Africa
August 14, 2009 - 15:36 ET by JDWTwo days later: Hillary does it again
JDW
DAILY WAVE
Jobs, jobs, jobs ... Spending, spending, spending
hidden talents...
August 14, 2009 - 15:37 ET by Mike SargentIn News Of The Weird, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton today showed she had as much "Swagga" as anybody.
Whatever that means.
"A delighted Mrs. Clinton is
August 14, 2009 - 15:41 ET by SickofLibs"A delighted Mrs. Clinton is instructed on how to defecate in the bush."
MOST EXCELLENT SOL!
August 14, 2009 - 16:00 ET by bre1227Wish I had thought of it
SoL - my post was going to reference the 'squat' johns, too ;-)
August 14, 2009 - 21:39 ET by Cape ConservativeWe are sooooooooo bad! and it's sooooooo much fun ;-)
This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise designated by Homeland Security as a Domestic Right Wing Terrorist! It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams
"Ah Don't Feel No Ways
August 14, 2009 - 15:44 ET by winston smith"Ah Don't Feeeel No Ways Tard!"
All she wants to do is dance.
August 14, 2009 - 15:44 ET by CrashA-frickin Nightmare by Mrs. Bill Clinton
how low can ya go? how looow can ya go...
August 14, 2009 - 15:45 ET by katainkenthow loooowwww can ya go?
___________________________________________
"The tax imposed under this section shall not be treated as tax" - HR 3200 (Health Care Bill) Pg. 203. Ln 14 & 15
Hillary demonstrating the
August 14, 2009 - 15:48 ET by RJWallHillary demonstrating the "Hover" technique she uses on any toilet previously used by Bill....
Heeeeeyyyyyyyy..
August 14, 2009 - 15:46 ET by choselife3xMacarena!
*shiver*
Dissent: It's not just for liberals anymore.-kudzupolitics, USA Today
Jump negro, jump
August 14, 2009 - 15:47 ET by Joe CamelAs she pulls the strings of those in attendance...see what I can make you do...pathetic piece of floatsum..pathetic.
Really?
August 14, 2009 - 15:48 ET by balboaReally?
She don't know squat!
August 14, 2009 - 15:48 ET by Crash"This is how we poop in the bush, poop in the bush, poop in the bush. This is how we poop in the bush all day long!"
I thought it was a policy
August 14, 2009 - 18:19 ET by Dan DiegoI thought it was a policy statement "This is how we poop on Bush, poop on Bush, poop on Bush. This is how we poop on Bush all the live long day! Yay!!!"
Sorry for this in advance...
August 14, 2009 - 15:50 ET by BKeyser"Mrs. Clinton, it appears terrorists have snuck a snuke up your snizz."
You dance too, If you found a birth certificate
August 14, 2009 - 15:52 ET by upcountrywaterOh wait, that big black pot says white meat...
Reagan VS Liberalism
Wait for it.
August 14, 2009 - 15:53 ET by QueenMumChicken Dance diplomacy
"The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out
of other people's money."
—Margaret Thatcher
In a fine display of American diplomacy,
August 14, 2009 - 15:53 ET by ex buff e-dubSecretary of State Hillary Clinton introduces the "Chicken Dance" to Kenya
Ha! Two great minds. Beat
August 14, 2009 - 15:56 ET by QueenMumHa! Two great minds. Beat ya to it, ex buff.
"The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out
of other people's money."
—Margaret Thatcher
the post times are the
August 14, 2009 - 17:57 ET by ex buff e-dubthe post times are the same ;-)
Ha! That's funny.
August 14, 2009 - 17:59 ET by QueenMumHa! That's funny. :)
"The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money."
—Margaret Thatcher
This should scare the beJezzus......
August 14, 2009 - 16:02 ET by earth56Hillary; This should scare the bejeezus out of the Russians and Iranians next time I negotiate
True Diplomacy...
August 14, 2009 - 16:06 ET by rightwingidiotas Hillary decides to participate in a group pee.
She's simply perfect for the job.
Chubby Checker LIVES!
August 14, 2009 - 16:10 ET by bobdogNobody in the embarrassed crowd had the courage to tell Hillary that The Twist hadn't been seen in the Western World since 1964.
Picture Cap
August 14, 2009 - 16:19 ET by slickwillie2001After a state dinner with a main course of Kenya's famous nine-bean chili, local Kenyans share their technique of holding in flatulence with Mrs. Clinton.
Do The Hokey Hillary
August 14, 2009 - 16:20 ET by SickofLibsYou put your right cankle in
You put your left cankle out
You put your right cankle in
And you fall on your ass and break the other elbow
Kenya Huh?
August 14, 2009 - 16:24 ET by slickwillie2001After she told the Bamster that she was going to Kenya, do you think he gave it a second thought?
shake it baby!
August 14, 2009 - 16:26 ET by BO STINKSShake, shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake. Shake your big booty, shake your big booty!
"...it must be known that we are at all times ready for war." G. Washington
→ Caption
August 14, 2009 - 16:31 ET by Cool ArrowHillary Clinton celebrates at Color Of Change Kenya Headquarters.
LYDSEXICS UNTIE!
This is how we act like a
August 14, 2009 - 16:34 ET by ninerdogThis is how we act like a fool act like a fool… Oh our standing in the world has to go up. Where is that restart button??
"Ok everyone, just pretend
August 14, 2009 - 16:39 ET by Tyromac"Ok everyone, just pretend we're standing on the Constitution!"
→ Hillary and friends
August 14, 2009 - 16:40 ET by Cool ArrowHillary addresses the Loaf Pinchers Society.
LYDSEXICS UNTIE!
I just drowned a burrito
August 15, 2009 - 10:45 ET by pbanks7I just drowned a burrito.
"Where's your sh!tter? I got a turtle head pookin out!" - Fat Ba$tard
Ah-ha-ha-ha.....
August 14, 2009 - 16:48 ET by JamesonLewis3rdHillary (blonde in center of chorus line): Isn't it funny how extremists project themselves onto those who do not conform to their twisted thinking and call them extremists?
Chorus Line: Why are we all squatting?
________________
Hebrews 11:8
Jeremiah 33:3
"Get down, get down, get
August 14, 2009 - 17:20 ET by Kat Outta the Bag"Get down, get down, get down, get down, get down tonight baby!"
It takes a village
August 14, 2009 - 17:38 ET by amilkIt takes a village. Wait 'til I tell Bill!
Hillary: Hey! Look what I
August 14, 2009 - 17:45 ET by celatorHillary: Hey! Look what I can do!
(with apologies to Stuart from Mad TV)
No citizen's right to life, liberty, pursuit of happiness, or property is safe as long as Obama is President of the United States.
Hillary sez
August 14, 2009 - 17:51 ET by tired170I will never eat beans in Kenya again. Oopppss ...sorry about that. Light a match, it will help
Hey, Bill...
August 14, 2009 - 17:51 ET by waincroftYou lookin', Bill? That black man behind me thinks my big white booty is jus' fine!
ooooh cheeks stay
August 14, 2009 - 18:01 ET by tazzooooh cheeks stay together.....I hope that was a fart.... (Credit to Cheech and Chong)
Hillary Clinton being taught
August 14, 2009 - 18:03 ET by ex buff e-dubHillary Clinton being taught Kenyan birthing technique
Hillary Clinton being taught
August 14, 2009 - 18:03 ET by ex buff e-dubHillary Clinton being taught Kenyan birthing technique
They all look
August 14, 2009 - 18:37 ET by JebsterThey all look like they are trying to crap their pants...
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Prepare for the coming revolution
Hold perfectly still
August 14, 2009 - 18:47 ET by suburbaniteIt looks like she's holding a TV antenna and the ladies are cheering that the TV picture is coming in good. They're telling Hillary, "Hold perfectly still and don't move the antenna."
"Fight the good fight every moment
It's your only way" Triumph
→ Suburbanite
August 14, 2009 - 18:53 ET by Cool ArrowMaybe they're admiring the pearl necklace, given her by a Congolese student.
LYDSEXICS UNTIE!
Hillery dance
August 14, 2009 - 19:27 ET by pogojonesWhoa, when you gets this much ass moving, it takes a while to slow it down.
Captionfest
August 14, 2009 - 20:00 ET by Free StinkerHillary Clinton does "The Chicken Dance" . . .
Being a child of the 60's
August 15, 2009 - 09:19 ET by ricklailBeing a child of the 60's it reminds more more of the Peppermint Twist.
Semper suprene nitens
OBAMACARE: If it ain't good enough for my Congressman then it ain't good enough for me.
Hillar says....
August 14, 2009 - 20:36 ET by bobwhiteHey, I've got an idea. Lets see who can fart the longest.
rythm
August 14, 2009 - 20:36 ET by charlietexasAt least Hill has more rythm them barry......
http://www.youtube.c...
August 14, 2009 - 21:16 ET by GregEhttp://www.youtube.c...
Hillary Clinton reenacting
August 14, 2009 - 23:04 ET by fitzfongHillary Clinton reenacting that famous "corkscrew landing" she allegedly endured.
"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." -George Best
→ fitz
August 14, 2009 - 23:12 ET by Cool ArrowIs that Sheryl Crow and Sinbad in the background?
LYDSEXICS UNTIE!
Yeah, I guess Hillary's
August 14, 2009 - 23:25 ET by fitzfongYeah, I guess Hillary's going to need Sheryl to get her that one square of toilet paper before she stands back up.
"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." -George Best
Corkscrew landing ...
August 15, 2009 - 01:02 ET by metaphorsbwithuAhahaha! You beat me to the punch fitzfong. I was going to say:
Former First Lady Hillary Clinton describes how she ducked sniper fire in Bosnia to a skeptical but amused audience.
metaphorsbwithu
"AAHHH,
August 15, 2009 - 08:40 ET by SvenDelete
Hillary Clinton and friends
August 14, 2009 - 23:33 ET by SvenHillary Clinton and friends celebrate Mrs. Clinton's winning bid on President Obama's Birth Certificate.
White House not available for comment.
Okay, I'm not proud of this... Just couldn't stop myself...
August 15, 2009 - 04:41 ET by Michael30Kenya gives America a president,
"Dreams of my father."
America gives Kenya Montezuma's Revenge...
"Screams of my colon."
Mike
This is either the "crap and tax" bill...
August 15, 2009 - 06:05 ET by JTPOr how we will all peddle our bikes after it is signed...
"Live for yourself...there's no one else more worth living for.
Begging hands and bleeding hearts will only cry out for more"- Rush--Anthem
Hmmm........
August 15, 2009 - 08:08 ET by sshuffield70This squatting thing is weird....I know! My boss is from here! I'll ask him why it seems weird.
She's got RYHMHT -- shake
August 15, 2009 - 09:24 ET by Jack BauerShe's got RYHMHT -- shake that loony-maker Madam Secretary
Riiiiiiipppppp ....
August 15, 2009 - 09:27 ET by NL207Riiiiiiipppppp ....
Yep....
August 15, 2009 - 09:31 ET by BlondeHillary really needs to get back to the gym.
I hope he fails, too.
now everyone squat like this
August 15, 2009 - 09:34 ET by lunaticcringeradionow everyone squat like this.....yes this what we're doing to the american public with cap & trade, health care, mortgages, saving & investments, and taxes......and when we're done we wipe because as the ruling elite we're the only people left with toilet paper.
lunaticcringeradio
it's a raining men
August 15, 2009 - 09:37 ET by lunaticcringeradioit's rainin men, eh i don't need
it's rainin man, nah i don't want em
but hey how about you
you in that flowing long robe
wanna come over hear and i'll tickle your nose
lunaticcringeradio
it's the estrogen hop
August 15, 2009 - 09:38 ET by lunaticcringeradioi don't need to go any further with this joke
lunaticcringeradio
Ancient Arkansas Fertility Dance
August 15, 2009 - 09:47 ET by ParagrouperI'm tellin' you girls, a twelve pack of Miller and this little jig--yer sure to trap yerself a Billy in no time flat!
"Beware the fury of the patient man." - John Dryden
Shake that money maker!!!
August 15, 2009 - 09:47 ET by Roscoe MendagoOkay, repeat after me, "Ya do the hoochie coochie and ya shake it all-around".
Hitlery gets funky
August 15, 2009 - 09:54 ET by Exile75Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?
Hoochie Coochie
August 15, 2009 - 10:53 ET by pbanks7This is way more fun than when Barack told me to go to Phuket.
"It's the same old story, same old song and dance, my friend." - Aerosmith
Everyone laughs . .
August 15, 2009 - 11:57 ET by 1611LilacLadyWhen Bill's wife asks if anyone has seen Hussein's Birth Certificate . .
Isaiah 5:20a Woe unto them who call evil good, and good evil. . . KJV
Kool and the Gang
August 15, 2009 - 12:03 ET by RukusHillderbeast goes all 70's on us.
Gary
A liberal's generosity is limited only by your income.
This is follow up to her trip to Congo
August 15, 2009 - 14:19 ET by lareeLiberia It Could Be Paradise.
Oprah builds a multi million dollar girl's school in South Africa, and the children in Monrovia are going to school in a burned out church.
Liberia founded by freed American Slaves...remember Amistad. So why South Africa and not Liberia which is an overwhelmingly Pro American Country and also predominantly christian?
You put your left cankle in
August 15, 2009 - 14:42 ET by HanoverfistYou put your left cankle out,
You put your left cankle in,
and you shake it all about.......
winner!
August 15, 2009 - 14:45 ET by BKeyserwinner!
August 15, 2009 - 15:34 ET by jessieHSee? See? White people CAN'T dance!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cluck, cluck, cluck ... Cackle
August 15, 2009 - 15:36 ET by acaiguanacluck, cluck, cackle….
cackle, cackle, cackle…
cluck, cluck…
...
Quoted from: 'Acaiguana notes from the Underground' (Soon to be at theaters near you)
Party...
August 15, 2009 - 16:35 ET by acumenYes Comrades, Dear Leader has instructed me to improve America's image abroad. Now Let us all clinch fists and do the Dance of Universal Poverty.
All together now ...
August 15, 2009 - 18:28 ET by mytwocentsShort people got nobody - Short people got nobody ...
Lib Limbo
August 15, 2009 - 18:46 ET by Pilgrim1949Shrillary giving a beginner's Liberal Limbo Dance class.
"Now, everyone, when it comes to political attacks on your opponents, the #1 rule is -- How low can you go?"
"Everybody got that?"
"Good."
"Now, when they reply, the proper technique is 'duck and cover.'"
"Good, class, good. Fun isn't it?"
"Ye canne change the laws of physics....." but some politicians believe that with the right legislation you can pretend they don't really apply to your own pet projects...