We set aside a few dollars from the porkulous bill to rebuild that Babri mosque you tore down a few years ago. You truly are the original community organizer.
"Live for yourself...there's no one else more worth living for.
Begging hands and bleeding hearts will only cry out for more"- Rush--Anthem
"I am standing here beside myself with joy to shake hands with such a holy woman. Although she is clearly not a bull, she is so full of bull that she is truly Mama Brahma. Oh, Vishnu smiles down upon me today!"
New Dehli (AP): Indian opposition leader Lal Krishna Advani gives a nervous laugh as he realizes that he is most femininely-dressed diplomat in the room.
"The preservation of the sacred faith of liberty & the destiny of the republican model of gov't. are justly considered deeply...finally, staked on the experiment entrusted to the American people."G. Washington's 1st inaugural address
Hillary: "You meet the strangest people down at the 7-11. You don't know that Gandhi feller, do ya?"
Audience: <crickets>
Hillary: "Lotta Wisdom down at the 7-11... Lotta Wisdom... she works the night shift... Ms. Lotta does..."
Audience: <crickets>
Hillary: "Hello... is this mike on?"
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
CLINTON: "Oh dear me..... I am so terribly embarassed! YOU are Lal Krishna?... Lal Krishna Advani?...... Lal Krishna Advani the opposition leader of India? And here I was just about to order a large double orange slushie and a jumbo box of Ju Ju Bees."
ADVANI: Please, no worries Meesuss Kleentun. I get that so much of the times. ..... so.... what flavor did you say you wanted?"
I thought I had said I wasn't calling anybody out. But if it makes you feel better, I wasn't referring to you. I was referring to some others. The kind of comments liberals salivate over reading so they can say "Look how racist the Republicans are"
Hillary: Alright, Pajama Party!!! Let me get my pj's on and we can do each others nails, and then we can watch that dreamy Keith Olbermann, and then...
Advani: Yes, Yes!!! We could might also bake some cookies!!!
Hillary: (In stage whisper) I'm smiling for the picture, but, if you ev-ah dress more frilly than me again, I'll be on you like Bill on an ugly intern...
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July 24, 2009 - 15:14 ET by JDWForeigners are laughing at you
JDW
DAILY WAVE
Jobs, jobs, jobs ... Spending, spending, spending
hil
July 24, 2009 - 15:20 ET by kangarooBugger!! The only time I have worn black and white lately
Looking good Advani
July 24, 2009 - 15:21 ET by acumenWith my tree-trunk thankles I could never pull off that see-through pantsuit look Advani.
Thankles
July 25, 2009 - 09:13 ET by sherylsimsIt took a couple seconds to figure that out, and then, ROFL!!!
Hillary Clinton is excited
July 24, 2009 - 15:21 ET by ex buff e-dubHillary Clinton is excited to accept a guest invitation on Hee Haw by Grandpa Jones.
I see you got the BLACK/WHITE memo but I think ...
July 24, 2009 - 15:24 ET by Jayke... YOU GOT IT BASS ACKWARDS and UPSIDE DOWN!
Don't worry Lal.
July 24, 2009 - 15:34 ET by JTPWe set aside a few dollars from the porkulous bill to rebuild that Babri mosque you tore down a few years ago. You truly are the original community organizer.
"Live for yourself...there's no one else more worth living for.
Begging hands and bleeding hearts will only cry out for more"- Rush--Anthem
Hillary.. you know nothing about my glaciers..
July 24, 2009 - 15:38 ET by Gary HallHillary.. you know nothing about my glaciers.. you folks are nuts.
India rejected key scientific findings on global warming
Clinton: GMTA!! No, we
July 24, 2009 - 15:40 ET by motherbeltClinton: GMTA!!
No, we didn't purposely coordinate our outfits. But doesn't this just prove how much we have in common?
holy cow!
July 24, 2009 - 15:46 ET by kono"I am standing here beside myself with joy to shake hands with such a holy woman. Although she is clearly not a bull, she is so full of bull that she is truly Mama Brahma. Oh, Vishnu smiles down upon me today!"
Hilary: "So do you run a
July 24, 2009 - 15:50 ET by winston smithHilary: "So do you run a gas station down in St. Louis?"
Advani: "No, but my brother has a new deli near Boston"
Hilary: "Oh....I didn't know New Delhi was near Boston."
Ha Winston
July 24, 2009 - 15:55 ET by acumenya' beat me to it.
I wish NB had a reset button....
winston
July 24, 2009 - 16:24 ET by kangaroothanks, LOL roflmao giggle
Apology
July 24, 2009 - 15:50 ET by nkviking75The people of America apologize to the world to our current government.
When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.
Pump you up...
July 24, 2009 - 15:52 ET by acumenHillary - Didn't you use to run a gas station in St. Louis?
New Dehli (AP): Indian
July 24, 2009 - 15:54 ET by Roger the ShrubberNew Dehli (AP): Indian opposition leader Lal Krishna Advani gives a nervous laugh as he realizes that he is most femininely-dressed diplomat in the room.
Inverted
July 24, 2009 - 17:08 ET by bradbenj5952Polar opposites!
Yeah with our proposed
July 24, 2009 - 16:33 ET by Dan The Man 2Yeah with our proposed health plan we would leave you for dead in the waiting line grandpa.
pants
July 24, 2009 - 16:47 ET by sarainitalyWell, we know who wears the pants in that relationship.
Hillary: "V.P. Biden really loves your donuts and coffee"
July 24, 2009 - 16:51 ET by OxyCon"Slurpees, too".
Hillary Clinton accepts a
July 24, 2009 - 16:59 ET by SickofLibsHillary Clinton accepts a bouquet of heroin poppies from Mr. Advani.
"Oh, thank you, Bill is really going to appreciate these, sir" she stated.
How much $$$$$ can we give you, Lal?
July 24, 2009 - 17:17 ET by BO STINKS"The preservation of the sacred faith of liberty & the destiny of the republican model of gov't. are justly considered deeply...finally, staked on the experiment entrusted to the American people."G. Washington's 1st inaugural address
Flowers?
July 24, 2009 - 17:19 ET by ParagrouperHillary: "What, I don't rate an autographed copy of the Kama-Sutra?"
Lal: "Sorry, your husband grabbed my last one."
"Beware the fury of the patient man." - John Dryden
At least one of them dressed
July 24, 2009 - 17:24 ET by CrashAt least one of them dressed like a man.
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July 24, 2009 - 17:51 ET by jessieHAdvani: " Somebody get me some hand wipes! It's like shaking hands with a snail!"
The Mushroom of Foggy Bottom meets Indian Opposition leader
July 24, 2009 - 17:52 ET by R D HelmObviously to get some tips on how to go after Obama once she resigns from the invisible position Obama put her in to keep her out of sight.
-Dave
Just exactly who is this Barack Hussein Obama?
Separated at birth
July 24, 2009 - 18:04 ET by Galvanic"We often swap outfits."
Then Advani said to Hillary...
July 24, 2009 - 18:12 ET by goldenthroat"Nice outfit! Did you have that tailor made or did you buy it off the rack?"
"Who am us, anyway?" - Firesign Theatre
Caption
July 24, 2009 - 18:12 ET by slickwillie2001Thank you for loaning me a pair of your white pantyhose Madame Secretary. They are a little large but perhaps they will shrink in the wash.
Caption
July 24, 2009 - 18:22 ET by slickwillie2001Advani: (old man voice) "I'm not wearing any pants."
Hillary: "You meet the
July 24, 2009 - 18:23 ET by JerryHillary: "You meet the strangest people down at the 7-11. You don't know that Gandhi feller, do ya?"
Audience: <crickets>
Hillary: "Lotta Wisdom down at the 7-11... Lotta Wisdom... she works the night shift... Ms. Lotta does..."
Audience: <crickets>
Hillary: "Hello... is this mike on?"
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Advani: "Hey, Hilary.
July 24, 2009 - 18:36 ET by dumbanguishAdvani: "Hey, Hilary. Obama is a socialist!"
LOL!!
Paging The Fashion Police
July 24, 2009 - 19:01 ET by stratmanCLINTON: "Oh dear
July 24, 2009 - 19:27 ET by BuxomAnnieMcGreggorCLINTON: "Oh dear me..... I am so terribly embarassed! YOU are Lal Krishna?... Lal Krishna Advani?...... Lal Krishna Advani the opposition leader of India? And here I was just about to order a large double orange slushie and a jumbo box of Ju Ju Bees."
ADVANI: Please, no worries Meesuss Kleentun. I get that so much of the times. ..... so.... what flavor did you say you wanted?"
"We retort..... you decide."
→ Elephant walk
July 24, 2009 - 20:17 ET by Cool ArrowI'll have one of those fabulous Slurpees. By the way, is that your cousin down the street running the Howard Johnson.
I'm not so sure I like all
July 24, 2009 - 20:33 ET by dumbanguishI'm not so sure I like all the ethnic jokes here. Wish we would clean it up just a tad. Not calling anybody out, just saying.
→ Dumbanguish
July 24, 2009 - 20:57 ET by Cool ArrowMine was not an ethnic joke, but a parody of Hillary Clinton, Jan 3, 2004 asking,
If my comment is one you are referring to, I humbly suggest Hillary Clinton has already displayed the racist behavior to which I refer.
I thought I had said I
July 24, 2009 - 21:10 ET by dumbanguishI thought I had said I wasn't calling anybody out. But if it makes you feel better, I wasn't referring to you. I was referring to some others. The kind of comments liberals salivate over reading so they can say "Look how racist the Republicans are"
→ Thanks anguish
July 24, 2009 - 21:17 ET by Cool ArrowI was afraid there were some unaware of Hillary'sethnic slurs.
Hope is an excuse for doing nothing - Rush Limbaugh
No, I got you.
July 24, 2009 - 21:19 ET by dumbanguishNo, I got you.
My comment was an obvious riff on Biden's prior ethnic comments
July 24, 2009 - 23:56 ET by OxyCon"You cannot go to a 7-11 or Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian Accent." - Joe Biden
OK. I'll keep that in
July 25, 2009 - 01:03 ET by dumbanguishOK. I'll keep that in mind in case somebody adds:
Hillary says "George Allen says hi there Macaca"
Hillary: Alright, Pajama
July 24, 2009 - 21:12 ET by Dan DiegoHillary: Alright, Pajama Party!!! Let me get my pj's on and we can do each others nails, and then we can watch that dreamy Keith Olbermann, and then...
Advani: Yes, Yes!!! We could might also bake some cookies!!!
Hillary: Whoa, I ain't baking no F'n cookies!!!
Multi-leveled gaffe
July 24, 2009 - 21:22 ET by BKeyserHilldog: "You're who? Holy Cow I thought you were the chef!"
Hillary:
July 24, 2009 - 21:53 ET by oldmanateeHillary: (In stage whisper) I'm smiling for the picture, but, if you ev-ah dress more frilly than me again, I'll be on you like Bill on an ugly intern...
Hillary comes through
July 24, 2009 - 23:00 ET by Jack ColemanShe remembered the Jindal autograph!
Wow. The last time I got
July 25, 2009 - 01:14 ET by fitzfongWow. The last time I got flowers, they came as a bonus gift with purchase of some cigars. Don't know where the cigars went.
"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." -George Best
Hey, Lal!
July 25, 2009 - 11:20 ET by pbanks7Hillary: How do you know when Obama is mad at you? I'll tell ya.
When he sends you to Phuket.
Lal: That's pronounced FOO-COT!
Hillary: Oh.
The world is black, the world is white" - Three Dog Night
Weeeellcome Mrs. Clinton
July 25, 2009 - 11:31 ET by a_survivorI have a nice table for you right next to the kitchen. Will there be more in your party tonight???
Lal Krishna Advani: Neal
July 25, 2009 - 15:21 ET by R D HelmLal Krishna Advani: Neal Boortz was correct-she is cold like fish.
-Dave
Hillary: You're the what?
July 25, 2009 - 15:26 ET by R D HelmHillary: You're the what? Joe Biden called and told me you were the 5,000th 7-11 franchisee.
-Dave
"Trick or Treat" Doubling
July 25, 2009 - 17:29 ET by bigtimer"Trick or Treat"
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart