...I have no idea what I'm talking about!!!

Two hot dogs with ketchup and relish. Hold the Grey Poupon.

this many fingers.

PAC

That whenever any form of government becomes destructive to these ends,
it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to
institute new government...

Of the contest to find the one person in America who is too dumb to know how dumb he is.

You're number one Slo Joe.

Can you imagine if Palin said the crap Slo Joe says?

"Seat for one."

"Fighters are fun but bombers make policy"

"I got a million of em' !"

In his best Jimmy Durante voice.

"What a revoltin' development this is!"

Chester Riley

 
"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,Im a womans man: no time to talk"

Gary

Hey, Jimmah Che Obama!  I want my country back!

In answer to your question sir, this is where your taxes are going. And this also answers the other gentlemen's question about where unemployment is going. Aaaand, it answers that gentlemen's question about where the federal debt is going.

 
It went like that way!

Gary

Hey, Jimmah Che Obama!  I want my country back!

"CHECK PLEASE!"

Hey sonny, pull my finger. 

"If everyone is thinking alike, someone isn't thinking." - General George Patton Jr

Hurry look..

Reagan VS Liberalism

Really I can, I snuck in the Harry Potter screening at the White House!

"I'm just a big fat hairy American Winning Machine!" - Ricky Bobby

I need to scratch my butt soooo bad but I don't want anybody to see...wait all I need is a distraction. Look behind you everyone its lord Obama flying down from the rafters on his one trick pony and he's giving out candy!

Works every time.

Vice-President Joe Biden, Giving Economy "Thumbs Up", July 16, 2009.

Uh...uh...um...LINE!

Up up and awaaaaay in our stim-u-lus balloon!

(sssssssssssss...)

Ruh ro! 

Gary

Hey, Jimmah Che Obama!  I want my country back!

So I says 'stand up Chuck....stand up and let 'em see ya....oh for the love of God'

Obama couldn't get over that last election hurdle until I gave him a goose. Oops, did I say that? I meant a boost, a boost.

See my finger? This is where your taxes are going. See my other (you can't) it says that the American people are #1!

"Under my plan of a cap and trade system, electricity rates would necessarily skyrocket" Erkle Obama '08

Two entries:

Joe Biden announces the results of his recent I.Q. test.

At a rally for Obama supporters, Joe Biden shows off the new hand gesture for the Obama motto, "Up Yours, America!" 

When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.

Biden: Speaking of health care, my doc does this to me all the time and then says "Just try to relax, you probably won't feel a thing..."

I'm too close for lights, switching to horn - Maverick, Ford Maverick

Over here, over here. I'm the one who made that stupid remark.

Do you want to hear another one?

"And this is how many dollars you'll have left in your 401K when we finish destroying the US economy. Say it with me: Viva Che Guevara!"

No citizen's right to life, liberty, pursuit of happiness, or property is safe as long as Obama is President of the United States.

During the Doctor Visit: The Rectal Examination

My IQ is 1, ah, ah, 1.

Before we have a government that can supply us with everything we will have a government that can provide us with nothing.

"Why am I the first Biden in a thousand generations to be universally laughed at"

...reminds Americans everywhere that any Junior Auctioneer has better economic sense.

Unfortunately this salient fact has gone unoticed by many and our socioeconomic well being has just been sold to the low bidder from The Peoples Republic of California.

How in the world did we end up with this dolt as second in command? Very disturbing.

Brain, please! I need a brain, please.

"Upon seeing fellow "Joe", Joe Namath, VP Joe Biden signals him with Broadway Joe's famous salute. The finger the former NY Jets QB shot him back can't be shown on a family web site."

Are there any queers in the theater tonight?
Get them up against the wall!
There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me,
Get him up against the wall!
That one looks Jewish!
And that one's a coon!
Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?
There's one smoking a joint,
And another with spots!
If I had my way,
I'd have all of you shot!

Joe, can you show us where you and Barack are taking taxes?

Don't be so sure. The voters are dumb, dumb, dumb!

The Dem congress had a 15% approval rating before the last election. And what happened? They increased their majority!

I wouldn't count on anything.

Picture caption: Vice-President Joe Biden at the New York Organ Exchange this week, bidding on the brain of a Mr. A.B. Normal.

OOOO! OOOO! Mistah Cahta, pick me, pick me!.

"The sky is falling! And there's only one way to stop it from falling and that is to let Barack Obama run your lives for you. He's better than you anyway. So listen to Joe Biden and let Obama take over your lives."

I'll take Presidential Birth Certificate Conspiracy theories for $100 please.

 If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you can read it in English, You're welcome - Deskpilot, AM(H)1 (AW), USN (Ret)

"
So after I took the light bulb out I decided to check if the socket actually had power to it. So I stuck my finger in it and zzzz zzzzz zzzzz zzzzz!

When I woke up I decided to become a senator.

Next question. "

Gary

Hey, Jimmah Che Obama!  I want my country back!

"Oh oh oh... please miss, I wanna be President when I grow up...."

Obama Lied... Jobs Died.

I AM THE GREATEST!!! Nobody's ever been as purty as me. I float like a butterfly and sting like a bee.!!!!!!!

"De plane!  De plane!" . . .  Welcome to Fantasy HealthCareLand.

When asked if he went to war with Iraq  to derail the impeachment vote:  “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

In yet another gaffe Biden attempts to give a heckler the bird.