Weekend Captionfest

By NB Staff (Bio | Archive)
Fri, 07/03/2009 - 15:00 ET

President Obama before the taping of a weekly Radio Address in the Roosevelt Room of the White House.

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SMUG AS A BUG ON A DRUG

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 15:47 ET by Crash

SMUG AS A BUG ON A DRUG

I Won

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 15:48 ET by acumen

therefore I am.

Obama The One

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 00:48 ET by jacketskier

Let me channel my inner Stalin...

What a ...

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 10:46 ET by Joe Blogs

Scrote.

Yes I can hear you

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 15:58 ET by kangaroo

Yes I can hear you Roosevelt. Whats that? I am not spending enough money? Not to worry, relax, 2nd porkulas is comming up, bigger and no better than before,

Ohhmmm....Ohhmmm....

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 15:53 ET by PrairieSky

"I am the Obamessiah...I am omnipotent..."

"The problem is not that people are taxed too little...the problem is that government spends too much." ~President Ronald Reagan

I knew I wouldn't have to read many to find my first thoughts;-)

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 21:39 ET by Cape Conservative

This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise known as a RWRE!! It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams

Weekly Affirmation

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 15:54 ET by Mike Bratton

"I deserve good things, I am entitled to my share of happiness. I refuse to beat myself up. I am an attractive person. I am fun to be with. I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people worship me..."

--Mike

www.thebrattonreport.com

ROFLMAO!

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 17:02 ET by GrannyGrump42

ROFLMAO!

exactly!

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 03:22 ET by kono

That scene has Stuart Smalley written all over it.

Asleep like Newsbusters during biggest story of year!

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 15:55 ET by Daniel Baker

Was this scheduled to autopost while everyone was on vacation.

Hah, evil eye contained.

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 15:55 ET by kangaroo

Hah, evil eye contained.

Don't you dare gaze upon

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 15:56 ET by P. Aaron

Don't you dare gaze upon me!

Praise be to Allah.....

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 15:59 ET by R D Helm

LOL-Hell, what else did you think I was going to post? :-)

-Dave

"Obama's health care 'reform' plan is to blow up the building in order to fix a leak in the roof." - Herman Cain

Caption

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 16:01 ET by slickwillie2001

Hold that pose sir, the halo effect is just not working yet.

Michelle Obama

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 16:03 ET by shawn228

Michelle Obama.....Stop pushing my head Barry, I told you the day we were married I was not going to do that anymore.

He had my vote

Shawn

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 19:52 ET by HeavyChevy

I have never commented on any of your post but for today buddy I have a new found respect for you. :-)

The King of the Czars, Workin that 2 face look.

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 16:06 ET by upcountrywater

Heres the other one, Hawaiian style stink eye

'Asleep at the

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 16:14 ET by bigtimer

'Asleep at the Switch'

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

Perfect, Bigtimer

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 18:24 ET by Barker

Just perfect.

Picture Caption

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 16:16 ET by slickwillie2001

President Obama relaxes while Chris Matthews washes his feet.

Warming up

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 16:18 ET by 10ksnooker

For this weeks shuck and jive act, that no one pays any attention to.

Damn

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 16:19 ET by LetFreedomRing

Deep breath, er, ah, Deep breath... breath, breath, count to 10 (1,2,3 er, ah,4,5,6,7,8 er, ah ,9,10). Ok, Ok, I won't kill the idiot who knocked over and broke my TelePrompter...

Bask in the glow of the new

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 16:19 ET by nadadhimmi

Bask in the glow of the new god.

Listening intently to.....

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 16:20 ET by pantryman

....word from his father....the father of all liars.

Propaganda feed

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 16:20 ET by Sefton

{whispering} "Quiet on the set . . . he's in Marx channeling mode."

Obama channeling the

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 22:36 ET by StealthG6On18s

Obama channeling the Darkside of the force.

Roosevelt Room?

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 16:20 ET by Blonde

Don't be fooled...he's redecorated the executive bathroom and is preparing to deliver. He's thinking "I wonder how the press will praise my latest offering"?

I hope he fails, too.

Communing

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 16:28 ET by DoktorFranken

''Oh, Great and Powerful Teleprompter of the Universe! What is thy bidding?? Command me!!!''

Hey Dok... Speaking of

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 16:35 ET by bigtimer

Hey Dok...

Speaking of bidding when it comes to O, has anybody heard what the latest bid was on O's birth certificate on Ebay...last I heard it was $21,000?

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

Re Birth Cert

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 17:13 ET by slickwillie2001

The last posting I am aware of was pulled again by eBay, I believe it was the third one and seemed vague enough to get by eBay, but apparently not. Don't know 'reason'. It got to well over $100K before eBay cancelled it.

Hey...thanks

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 17:35 ET by bigtimer

Hey...thanks slick.

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

bigtimer

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 05:10 ET by DoktorFranken

I did not hear of what you speak. Plus, I'm not an Ebayer.

I would really like to know what nationality the Kenyan Turd actually is. It's certainly not American (Indonesian most probably - plus, how did he get into Pakistan and how did he get that scholarship that only goes to foreigners??????).

Yeah, let me know how this BC thingy turns out.

My name is Barack Smalley

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 16:36 ET by eaglewingz08

My name is Barack Smalley Obama and Gosh People Like Me.

Almighty God, be with me now

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 16:36 ET by blueridger

Almighty God, be with me now as I ....

Nah

Cue Twilight Zone Theme.....

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 16:43 ET by JamesonLewis3rd

"I'm uh ready for my uh close-up, Mr. uh DeMille."

________________
Hebrews 11:8
Jeremiah 33:3

Dude

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 16:53 ET by LetFreedomRing

That some good s__t man!

"Under my plan of a cap and trade system, electricity rates would necessarily skyrocket" Erkle Obama '08

→ What is that???

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 17:04 ET by Cool Arrow

Anybody else notice two beady red eyes peering out from under his interlaced hands?

Is is just my screen, or do you guys see it?

CA.... All I know is...I

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 17:09 ET by bigtimer

CA....

All I know is...I am sick of looking at him, beady eyes and all...let alone listening to him.

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

Hey Cool Arrow, how about

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 19:02 ET by kangaroo

Hey Cool Arrow, how about the body wraped in something brown on the couch behind him. Is Baz thinking who can fix this best.

PR$ESIDENT Obama prays for . . .

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 17:14 ET by wjneill

Dear God in Heaven, please, with your divine and merciful might, let Sarah Palin be the GOP presidential candidate in 2012. Thank you, Lord.

Calmly, calmly

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 17:18 ET by sic721

"Ohm mani padme hum, ohm mani padme hum, ohm mani padme hum, O Allah!! Guide me in the right path, ohm mani padme hum, ohm mani padme hum"

Liberalism is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.--- Mark Twain(paraphrased)

You've got that right!

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 17:35 ET by 1611LilacLady

Praying to a false god . .

Isaiah 5:20a Woe unto them who call evil good, and good evil. . . KJV

→ How many paid me, hum?

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 17:56 ET by Cool Arrow

Sounds right to me.

TV Lights to record a radio adress

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 17:20 ET by kch50428

WTF is up with that???

What Miracle Should I perform next?

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 17:22 ET by Retired Geek

I have already taught ACORN how to register the dead.

I have already shown how to reduce debt by borrowing and spending.

I have already taught my followers how to turn words into 'Whine'.

My prescence has already caused involuntary orgasms.

I wish this dufus would

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 17:31 ET by LetFreedomRing

I wish this dufus would just go away. It's non stop - Obama this, Obama that, blah blah blah. Enough!

God help us all.

"Under my plan of a cap and trade system, electricity rates would necessarily skyrocket" Erkle Obama '08

X2

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 17:50 ET by Dingbat

Anyone notice?

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 17:37 ET by 1611LilacLady

There's no American Flag anywhere.

Isaiah 5:20a Woe unto them who call evil good, and good evil. . . KJV

LL... Excellent

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 17:47 ET by bigtimer

LL...

Excellent point...now that you mention it...seems like he hasn't had tons of them out there when he is making his major daily breaking news mandates he orders on us all....like he used to.

...funny how lying hypocrites work that way...eh?

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

The flags there...

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 10:46 ET by MightyMouth

it's just that his Eminence is in front covering it up!

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

MM - to be more specific, 'the one's' EAR is covering it up ;-)

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 21:35 ET by Cape Conservative

This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise known as a RWRE!! It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams

"Nothing better than a nice buzz after a good line of coke"

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 17:41 ET by Lord Erond

This guy is a stupid corrupt ass

"Let him who would move the world, first move himself." -Socrates

"We sit together, the mountain and I, until only the mountain remains." -Li Po

Captionfest

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 17:54 ET by Free Stinker

Barrack Obama closes his eyes, hoping that by doing so Sarah Palin, Bobby Jindal, and Mitt Romney will go away.

"Gov. Palin has been subjected to one of the most massive and dishonest pile-on smear attacks in the history of liberal media." -- Lowell Ponte

OMG...

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 18:28 ET by Dena Ina

Palin is gone!

Physic you are!

Dena

"I survived Roe v. Wade"

I think the whole DNC just wet their collective pants.

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 18:30 ET by Free Stinker

Actually, I think the whole DNC just wet their collective pants.

This comes just in time to allow Governor Palin to campaign in NJ & VA with the GOP and draw bigs crowds, just like she did in Georgia last year.

→ And said unto him

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 17:57 ET by Cool Arrow

"What thou doest, do quickly"
And Obama went out into the night.

→ Allister Crowley

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 18:00 ET by Cool Arrow

Allister Crowley (background right), looks on as his dreams come to fruition.

Allah be praised

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 18:00 ET by Joe Camel

Allah be praised, the infidels will never learn till it is too late.

→ Wallaby braised

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 18:07 ET by Cool Arrow

Served on a bed of rice. With an arugula garnish.

Where are the jobs?

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 18:09 ET by seven

Remember the stimulus? Channeling won't get you anywhere. Channel Dr Martin Luther King and he was anti abortion and a republican.

Alah Akbar.. Alah Akbar..

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 11:35 ET by Sergeant ROCK

.. Alah Akbar.. Alah Akbar..

"I ask, Sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people. To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them."
George Mason

"That's goooood. Ummmm."

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 18:26 ET by Dena Ina

"That's a good girl, Hillary...ummmm..."

Dena

"I survived Roe v. Wade"

obama at disneyland

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 18:43 ET by sarainitaly

Introducing the new Obamabotronic, ready to take it's place in Disney Land's Hall of Presidents exhibit. Once the teleprompter is installed, it speaks, too!

The wife and I got a good

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 19:42 ET by ammo john

The wife and I got a good laugh at this one

hehe

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 04:38 ET by sarainitaly

:O)

Mork calling Orson, Mork

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 18:49 ET by monsterman

Mork calling Orson, Mork calling Orson (Marx will do!)

pondering....

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 19:10 ET by newuglyamerican

"which lie to tell now?"

"which campaign promise to revoke?"

"how can I extend the hype and chains tour?"

I'm sorry but, whilst I am

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 19:23 ET by Dingbat

I'm sorry but, whilst I am a person that enjoys humor, this a$$hole has ceased to be funny and I cannot get into the spirit of caption contest any longer. I was about to say do more of Harry and Speaker Botox, but the same disgust applies there.

BO

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 19:25 ET by Forbus

"Fourth of July....golf or ice cream?"

That photo says it all....

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 19:28 ET by bobwhite

what a schmuck.

Hollywood remake

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 19:40 ET by ammo john

The Messiah on the set for the remake of the 1950 film "The Next Voice you Hear..."

Obama's economy has gotten

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 19:46 ET by fitzfong

Obama's economy has gotten so bad that we can no longer afford to splurge for That One's halo...just an end table lamp with a 60 Watt Bulb.

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." -George Best

Please correct.

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 19:56 ET by seven

a 15 watt, / 60 watt equivalent lamp. The one is highly superior to the old world incandescent lamps used by people that cling to guns and bibles.

Ah, but it automatically

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 19:59 ET by fitzfong

Ah, but it automatically lights to 60 watts on his superiority.

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." -George Best

Ohhmmmm, uh, er, ohhmmmm,

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 20:10 ET by Dan Diego

Ohhmmmm, uh, er, ohhmmmm, uh, uh... Get TOTUS in here now!

We have a winner ! :-)

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 20:10 ET by Free Stinker

We have a winner ! :-)

This guy even exudes

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 20:12 ET by RD King

something that stinks right thru the monitor. Everything he does is staged and fake this I am the messiah imapieceashitah photo can be no different. I wonder if he has it set up to face east so he can do his muslim sun worship before he speaks to the lowly obamaites = IDIOT.

RDK - I wondered the same thing re: facing Mecca...what an

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 21:48 ET by Cape Conservative

IMPOSTER!!!!

This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise known as a RWRE!! It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams

My ears are getting smaller

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 20:18 ET by Caringwhiteguy

my ears are getting smaller, my ears are getting smaller, my ears are getting smaller, my ears are getting smaller . . . . . . . smaller, smaller, smaller, smaller, smaller.

Doesn't he wish ;-) You are in big trouble now CWG - NO ONE

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 21:50 ET by Cape Conservative

is allowed to mention his *whisper* ears ;-)

This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise known as a RWRE!! It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams

one day

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 20:26 ET by ron

all americans will come to realize just how blessed they are to have someone as wise as i am to be their leader. God bless me. question is how do i bless myself

Ommmmm

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 20:54 ET by Delsa

I usually use my prayer rug but this will have to do

Delsa... I usually use my

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 21:02 ET by bigtimer

Delsa...

I usually use my prayer rug but this will have to do

Maybe he also has his shoes off and knows anybody that's looking will remain mum about such private matters...after-all,he knows he is their messiah.

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

Re prayer

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 21:59 ET by slickwillie2001

Is it true that the Bamster has had qiblahs placed in the White House? (Just for visitors of course.)

What's that on the sofa behind him?

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 21:00 ET by mizflame98

Is that Michelle laying on the sofa behind him from the waist down or is that some piles of brown cottage cheese?

“It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds”

Samuel Adams

Re Sofa

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 21:29 ET by slickwillie2001

Good catch poster; either M'chell or a walrus.

Eagle?

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 21:01 ET by jaywl

I suppose that is an eagle on the post back there. Sitting on top of the orb it looks faintly Germanic. As in the militaristic, foot stomping, crazy fascist wackos who thought they needed, and should, control everything in the nation (or world) including the media, business, and ..... Like, well, Obama!

Re Germanic

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 21:35 ET by slickwillie2001

Yep, looks Germanic/Fascist. FDR was very impressed with Fascism in the 30's as were most of the democratics, and it would not surprise me to see some artifacts of the FDR/Progressives that look fascist.

Nice catch

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 21:46 ET by reasonsjester

Glad you caught that. Who took this picture, Leni Reifenstahl?

Obams lets one rip..... ::

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 21:02 ET by Bruce_in_KC

Obams lets one rip..... :: sniffs air :: my $hit still doesn't stink

Franklin! Eleanor!

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 21:32 ET by metaphorsbwithu

or ...

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

Duh One knows.

Heh, heh, heh, heh ...

metaphorsbwithu

Basking in His Own Glow

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 21:45 ET by reasonsjester

Nice halo effect, St. Obama.

You saved the BEST for last RJ! (at the time I'm posting anyhow)

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 21:53 ET by Cape Conservative

This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise known as a RWRE!! It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams

Singing to himself...

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 21:55 ET by Roger the Shrubber

I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see,
I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see.
When I kill all the whities I see, then whitey he won't bother me,
I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see.

caption

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 21:56 ET by jessieH

jessieH That guy, that guy behind me. It's hitchcock! No, wait, it's Rod Serling! No! it's Dick Cheney!!!!!!!!

Thank you jesus(sorry i mean

Fri, 07/03/2009 - 23:26 ET by kville69

Thank you jesus(sorry i mean mohammad & allah) just let me fool them a little bit longer so i can enslave them all...lol!!!!!!

LET THERE BE ME AND ONLY ME!!!!

"Please let the

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 00:59 ET by m4ster chief

"Please let the teleprompter work tonight! Inshallah, Inshallah..."

"Allies to Land at Normandy Tomorrow!" New York Times headline; June 5, 1944 (h/t M. Malkin)

He's Thinking...

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 02:18 ET by BondPlainBond

"What will the official URL of this incredible photograph of me be?

"whitehouse.gov/assets/hero/hero_weeklyaddress_July4th.jpg"

It's ALWAYS "Hero"-something. I like that.

*dreamy, self-aggrandizing sigh*"

FACT: ALL whitehouse.gov webpage photos of Obama are filed in a directory named "hero". The above is the actual file name of the official White House photo. They've been labeled "hero" since the beginning.

Good grief. Inflate your ego much, Obama?

bond -- seriously? This is

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 08:38 ET by Jack Bauer

bond -- seriously? This is true?

“For God's sake, somebody tell Obama that a TRILLION is one MILLION MILLION!!!!”

Obama IS a 'Hero'

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 08:46 ET by Sergeant ROCK

At least that link, which leads you to that pic, would suggest that to be the case.

"I ask, Sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people. To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them."
George Mason

It's true

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 11:33 ET by Sergeant ROCK

What? No response?

"I ask, Sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people. To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them."
George Mason

HERO

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 11:49 ET by Sefton

It's an acronym.

Human Excrement Residing in Office.

Ahhh.. in that case..

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 11:57 ET by Sergeant ROCK

.. I assumed the worse without thinking it through.

"I ask, Sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people. To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them."
George Mason

Sefton

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 19:08 ET by BondPlainBond

To those participating in this little bit of the post...

Yes. It's true. It's been true since day one. The photos of Obama used on the main page of the WH website are ALL labeled, in some way, with the word "hero".

But, in checking this one, now they have created a directory named "hero", it's gotten to be "official".

Sefton... You have saved the day with your masterful deciphering of the acronym. Thank you!

*ROTFLMAO*

BPB is Correct, GAWD

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 14:50 ET by upcountrywater

Yea I checked, If you want to do the same here is a fun site..

Reagan VS Liberalism

July 4, 2009 Remember the American Soldier

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 06:03 ET by Retired Geek

History will record that the American Soldier and those American Soldiers who have fallen, rank in the greatest humans who have ever lived on this planet.

The American Soldier has set free millions in bondage and defended the freedom of America with willingness of the ultimate sacrifice.

The Fallen American Soldier is someone who walked the hero's path. Someone who walked into the heart of darkness for Duty, Honor and Country.

The American Soldier waits for the day that they have lived for and trained for their entire life - to defend until death, their families and America, its citizens and freedom.

The American soldier is the fiercest Warrior ever in history, because their mission is the defense of family, neighbors, America and freedom.

The families of the American Soldier, while their faces beamed with pride, their hearts were filled with anxiety and tears as they watched their American Soldier leave to defend them and this Great Country.

Families and neighbors look with horror as the military vehicle stops in front of the home of the American Soldier, to inform them of the ultimate sacrifice of their hero.

No honor can be too great; every tribute is too small for the Fallen American Soldier and their families.

God Bless the American Soldier and their families!

God have mercy on every American Soldier in our History who has made the ultimate Sacrifice in defense of this 'Great Nation' and setting Humans free all over the World.

RG

Sun, 07/05/2009 - 00:37 ET by DoktorFranken

Thanks for the reminder.

. . . Nam Myōhō Renge

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 06:51 ET by Gat New York

. . . Nam Myōhō Renge Kyō . . . . Nam Myōhō Renge Kyō . . . . Nam Myōhō Renge Kyō . . . . Nam Myōhō Renge Kyō . . .

Eyelid Practice Teleprompters

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 07:55 ET by simmonsisme

President Obama reviews his speech on his new Eyelid Practice Teleprompters moments before taping his weekly radio address.

Happy Dependence Day liberals

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 07:58 ET by Crash

Obama has taken our country into ... The Twilight Zone.

A teleprompter for every man, woman, and child!

"Praise be to Allah for

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 08:37 ET by Jack Bauer

"Praise be to Allah for not letting the mask slip just yet... oh, and death to America..."

“For God's sake, somebody tell Obama that a TRILLION is one MILLION MILLION!!!!”

LOL

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 08:39 ET by rick007

The teleprompter is down and it puts him the robot sleep.

Not 'robot'

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 08:43 ET by Sergeant ROCK

I was thinking more like the Borg collective.

Resistance is futile.

"I ask, Sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people. To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them."
George Mason

I am the Man

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 08:44 ET by Chattychito

Obama before he goes on air on July 4th.

I am the man I am the man I am the man I am the man

Everyone loves me Everyone loves me Everyone loves me

Is my teleprompter working? is my teleprompter working? I hope my teleprompter is working? or Rahm wont be able to speak through me to the nation.

"A man who doesn't borrow from the brains of others proves he has no brains of his own." CH Spurgeon

Glowbama sure lights up a

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 08:58 ET by Missourimule

Glowbama sure lights up a room...

Not something I was wanting to see on this 4th of July

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 09:34 ET by Worried

What, does he mediate before telling us more lies?

Maybe that is something Allah directed him to do before speaking.

Maybe he is was telling himself he is the greatest POTUS and will go down as the greatest and the LAST???????????

Parish the thought!

Happy 4th to all true patriots!

HMMMMM

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 09:55 ET by rick007

Is he facing Meca????????????

It's the Itchy and Scratchy Shoooow----

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 10:02 ET by Roscoe Mendago

Ladies and gentlemen, live from the "Hubris Room" of the White House, his majesty, The Schmuck!!!!!

Please let the teleprompter

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 10:21 ET by VinncyG

Please let the teleprompter work, please let the telepromter work.

He has presented his speech

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 11:17 ET by seven

On Huffington, sarah Palin has 9,000 comments and his speech has 272. It tells us how relevant he is. His carnival barker personna is getting boring. So many speeches and so little content.

carnival barker

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 11:21 ET by Sergeant ROCK

Ha! Ha! Ha!.. Hillarious!

"I ask, Sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people. To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them."
George Mason

Hey, is that a photo of rush

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 11:35 ET by gopsteve

Hey, is that a photo of rush in the background?!

How can I face July 4th

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 12:01 ET by Retired Geek

July 4th must be the most difficult day of the year for Barack and Michelle Obama.

IF they believe in a Hell? This must be what they think it will be like.

People celebrating the Birth of the Nation they hate so much.

All
of the Flags and celebration of American Patriots, must make them
nauseous and their skin crawl and the worst part, they must 'Act' like
they agree.

No, Veterans and Memorial

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 13:37 ET by Dingbat

No, Veterans and Memorial Days hold that distinction...that's when they have to be around the Service Men and Women they detest.

Obama

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 12:56 ET by charlietexas

he's obviously praying to Allah.

The laws of motion state

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 12:56 ET by Hanoverfist

a turd at rest tends to stay at rest.........

detesting

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 13:56 ET by iveseenitall

That ugly...He detests all that I stand for and believe...RIGHT BACK AT 'CHA, BARRY!

NEVER,NEVER trust a "liberal"

It's the Lord himself!

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 14:15 ET by northone

"My name is Barack Obama, King of Kings. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"

Oops!

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 14:17 ET by northone

"Oh, crap! crap! crap! The friggin' teleprompter is down. Please don't let me forget what to say! Please don't let me forget what to say."

Re teleprompter

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 15:06 ET by slickwillie2001

Do we think he actually uses a teleprompter for a radio address? He probably does, since it helps keep him in practice using it. Also practice for the poor White House IT sops that have to run the thing. That has to be the world's worst job. To use some other medium would invite disaster.

Can you believe...

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 18:41 ET by sam12663

I actually have to work on a Saturday? Oh, it's also Independence Day today? Shit, bag this address and lets get outta here already. Yo, Joe; what is 'Independence' Day? What are we supposed to be celebrating anyway?

President Obama is nothing more than a lying empty suit; a Hollywood
style special effects smoke and mirrors show that has shown itself to
be a total fraud.

WAKE UP AMERICA! SAVE OUR CONSTITUTION!

when did blatant profanity become the norm on NB

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 20:50 ET by candance

I swear it's like I'm reading DKos with Obama's name supplanted over Bush's.

I agree

Sun, 07/05/2009 - 08:07 ET by Franksam

And those who know me personally also know that if you want to get crude, it's hard to keep up with me (or maybe down is a better term). I won't put a Buck Farack bumper sticker on my truck, however, even though I think he is trying to destroy most of what is good about America. That would only feed the belief that we're no different from the Leftists.

Some believe that Obama picked Biden as an insurance policy, but at this point I think we'd have been better off with Joe because he wouldn't have the cult following. He's just another old white guy hack Democrat, so he'd be less effective. That would be a good thing, IMO.

The Dear Leader Revels in His Unchecked Power, Recalling...

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 20:42 ET by BondPlainBond

Send in the Clowns.

A MUST SEE!

WH production crew: Lights?

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 20:58 ET by Dan Diego

WH production crew: Lights? Check. Sound? Check. Cameras? Check. Alright, let's activate the dummy.

"Even my shit doesn't

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 22:40 ET by George S Patton

"Even my shit doesn't stink, smells like ambrosia doesn't it Rahm"?

how nice

Sat, 07/04/2009 - 22:54 ET by candance

Profanity on NB's front page.

I better not see any of yall commenting the next time Mr. Bozell writes an article about a TV show with profanity.

Candance

Sun, 07/05/2009 - 01:03 ET by RESTLESS 1

While I agree the above post is disgusting in the imagery it invokes, it hardly falls to the level of depravity to which Mr. Bozell usually argues against.

"This
liberal would be all about socialize -- uh, uh, would be about
basically taking over and the government running all of your companies."-Maxine Waters 2008

PLEASE......

Sun, 07/05/2009 - 00:35 ET by Brizzyfolk

will someone move that spotight a little to the left and down a bit....

I am going for the hallow effect again but I can't hold this pose for much longer or it's going to lose that look of spontaneity....

Boy do my farts smell good

Sun, 07/05/2009 - 01:17 ET by clubchamp6

Boy do my farts smell good

Aahhhhhhhhhhh.......

Sun, 07/05/2009 - 01:21 ET by pantryman

...smell that Wagyu beef cooking.....

I'll click my heels together three times

Sun, 07/05/2009 - 02:11 ET by Jack Herman

then Cap and Trade and the Health Care bills will pass Congress.

Is he praying? I wonder to

Sun, 07/05/2009 - 09:43 ET by davehm

Is he praying? I wonder to who? Maybe he's just getting in touch with his inner commie.

The Overlords Prayer...

Sun, 07/05/2009 - 10:03 ET by retrocon

Your father, who art in the Whitehouse, hallowed by My name.

Thy taxes come, my will be done,

In the US as it is in Europe.

Well done...

Sun, 07/05/2009 - 10:14 ET by sam12663

....nice play on the Lord's Prayer. Since Obama does have a bit of a Messianic complex, this is classic.

President Obama is nothing more than a lying empty suit; a Hollywood
style special effects smoke and mirrors show that has shown itself to
be a total fraud.

WAKE UP AMERICA! SAVE OUR CONSTITUTION!

Father, if you are willing,

Sun, 07/05/2009 - 10:10 ET by NL207

Father, if you are willing, take this cup from me; yet not my will, but yours be done

The Oblasphemer deserves such recognition. The Bible says there will be several false Antichrists before the real one comes. This clown is an excellent candidate to be one of them.

I just pooped in my pants

Sun, 07/05/2009 - 10:49 ET by Delsa

hope no one notices.

Reminds me of:

Sun, 07/05/2009 - 12:54 ET by Chris Norman

a snake basking on a sun-warmed rock.

The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.

I hope

Sun, 07/05/2009 - 13:32 ET by cjbreisch

I hope TOTUS has something short for me today. I really have to pee.

Chrissy...

Sun, 07/05/2009 - 14:06 ET by urbuggenme

If my words make little tingles up your leg... this should make you have full on WET DREAMS!

I just love my "main stream media"!

I Am Robot.

Sun, 07/05/2009 - 14:17 ET by Crash

I Am Robot.

NB Staff - Please, May We Have Anyone Other Than 'the one'

Sun, 07/05/2009 - 17:07 ET by Cape Conservative

next weekend???

This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise designated by Homeland Security Secretary as a RWRE (Right Wing Radical Extremist)!! It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams

Seconding this request, NB Staff

Sun, 07/05/2009 - 17:19 ET by BO STINKS

Just a humble suggestion - what about a photo of the gorgeous Sarah Palin? We can create strong and mighty captions for the photo? Pretty please? Thank you for your consideration.