{Text of Brian's note to Obama he passed in the handshake}
Your worshipfulness, I know if Michelle were not worthy to satisfy you, there would be no hesitation on your part to ask me to your bedside so that I may be of complete service to you in any way.
There is not enough room to prostrate myself before you, my Dear Leader, so I am begging your indulgence to simply bow the entire upper half of my body in complete deference and submission to your media-only-asserted greatness and grandeur.
In the spirit of Equal Oppotunity, we now let out bids for a new desk for the Oval Office. It must be 22 ft X 16 ft and be able to allow at least 14 members of the MSM under it at one time.
A few of the favored clientele who have begun the process of official name changes are mentioned here:
1. Old Name - Keith Olbermann - New Name - Monica II
2. Old Name - Chris Matthews - New Name - Monica III
3. Old Name - Brian Williams - New Name - Monica IV
4. Old Name - ????????? Well, you can finish it.............
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." -Winston Churchill
I recall a piece by Oliver North where he tells a story during the campaigns of when he was delayed near Reagan International by Obama's cavalcade with fans/supporters standing on the side of the 4-lane emitting cries of "here comes the savior!" "our messiah!".......eek...chilling...
Brian: "Have mercy on my soul, may I hug the right foot of power?"
Obama: "No, and no. But I'll tell you what, after my wizards finish editing the footage of your poorly prepared interruption of my Importance I might consider allowing you to have an Assistant to the Town Cryer position in my Kingdom when it is fully established, b$tch! Now go out there and fawn over me like Chris and Keith and I'll send you an autographed replica of my right shoe as long as you never describe to me anything you might do or fantasize doing with it. In fact, from this moment forward I'd rather you address my assistant and I'll get back to you when it suits me...k?"
Brian: Oh thank you my beautiful wonderful Messiah! I will honor your grea--
Obama: (Interrupts) "You're still addressing me, why would you still be addressing me? Are the cameras rolling or are you a Re-tard with a 4 second memory?"
Brian: "Yes, my Lord...I mean...I mean...I mean...uh...sorry...uh (looking desperately for 'assistant')
Obama: (Walking away) "Go home, Brian, and worship me from afar like everyone else. (Turning to Staff) To the Dungeon my Minions, we have to be on time for our Praise and Worship to the one true Destroyer and the glory that is his Son, little ol'me! BwaHAHahahahHaHAA!"
Chris Matthews watching, and thinking: Damn! Why didn't I think of doing that, first. After all, I'm the one with the tingle. A bow would have completed the package.
___________________________________
Liberals constantly demand that we accept a glaring falsehood as truth; Obama's elimination of the word "terror" will make terrorist acts less terrifying
You keep trying to pass this off as a simple nod.Maybe your eyes arent what they use to be.That link can help you.This is the USA.We dont bow it isnt our custom.It use to be the media was suppose to be objective.That is out the window to.
At what degree of decline does a nod become a bow? I loaned out my "Bowing and Scraping Rules for Dummies". By the way, it wasn't just his "chin". There's a lot of forward shoulder action also. Does the waist just have to be involved?
The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.
Aw, leave poor Bal alone; he can't figure out that we live in a republic (not a democracy), so how's he supposed to know the difference between a nod and a bow?
Unless, of course, a nod is as good as a wink to a blind bat, knowwhuttamean, saynomore, saynomore?
Your right bal most objective journalist bow to Presidents.Didnt the secret service have to hold Sam Donaldson because he did it so often it got annoying.Then again I could be wrong.
So, you're saying that an alleged journalist bowing to the president isn't showing deference and submission to the man?
Bovine feces. How many well-known members of the MSM do you remember bowing before Bush/Clinton/Bush/Reagan/Carter/Ford/Nixon/Johnson/Kennedy? Anyone? Anyone at all?
Are you really so brainwashed that you refuse to see what's in front of your own eyes?
Would you like another schnitzengruben?
Barack: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben. Brian: Well how about a little...
[whispers in his ear]
Barack: [shocked] Baby. I'm not from Havana.
Brian Williams asks President Obama a question of his pre-presidential life during the taping of NBC's two hour special on the Obama White House:
"What I really wanted to know was this,' Williams asks, 'Do you feel that you have more freedom now than you had in those days? Are you treated more like a human being?"
(Twenty points to anyone who can tell me where that quote originates)
The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities of Citizens in the several States.
The US Constitution
Ohhhhh your Godlyness, your devine being, please forgive my worthlessness in the company of one so grand and so holy, as I look for my knee pads prior to servicing you as have all my fellow journalistic brothers and sisters before me, for you are the love of my useless and meaningless life.
Why is it that EVERYTIME a liberal opens their mouth, I feel a sudden urge to hand them a roll of toilet paper?
I only saw the picture of this yesterday but the you tube video does not lie. I'm really surprised Williams didn't curtsy and kiss his ______you fill in the blank. The State Run Media must be proud of you Brian. A hard hitting journalist who just happens to have a thing for the POTUS.
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BW: "Be my
June 4, 2009 - 09:48 ET by mattmBW: "Be my friend.....Godfather."
BO: "Good! Some day, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me..."
BW: "Grazie! Godfather!"
That's right cracker.. you
June 4, 2009 - 09:49 ET by rimskyThat's right cracker.. you bow when I'm 'round.. nomesayin?
Nice shoes
June 4, 2009 - 09:49 ET by upcountrywaterSoon and very soon you are going to Kiss those shoes.
Let me lick them...
Reagan VS Carter and 0bama
Sorry Your Holiness. I would
June 4, 2009 - 09:49 ET by dboSorry Your Holiness. I would get on my knees but I forgot my knee pads.
Williams and BO
June 4, 2009 - 09:59 ET by east tennessee johnThat's right, act like I'm a Saudi king; remember who's giving GE all those contracts to pay you,boy.
Preferable
June 4, 2009 - 10:01 ET by cvgbuckeyeIts preferable to what the rest of the MSM is doing to Chairman OBama.
Is this
June 4, 2009 - 10:00 ET by UpNorthhow you did it with your king, I mean, the Saudi King?
big O can I kiss your
June 4, 2009 - 10:03 ET by kangaroobig O can I kiss your ring?
Yea but not the one on my hand
Head like a hole:
June 4, 2009 - 10:12 ET by Crash"Bow down before the one you serve.
You're going to get what you deserve."
Jawohl, mein Fuhrer! Ve vill
June 4, 2009 - 10:13 ET by KJ_sezJawohl, mein Fuhrer! Ve vill gladly assist mit der assimilation of ze hospital und health industries next!
Found by Obama aide
June 4, 2009 - 10:16 ET by Sefton{Text of Brian's note to Obama he passed in the handshake}
Your worshipfulness, I know if Michelle were not worthy to satisfy you, there would be no hesitation on your part to ask me to your bedside so that I may be of complete service to you in any way.
My Dear Leader
June 4, 2009 - 10:19 ET by BondPlainBondThere is not enough room to prostrate myself before you, my Dear Leader, so I am begging your indulgence to simply bow the entire upper half of my body in complete deference and submission to your media-only-asserted greatness and grandeur.
[Insert the Brian Williams bow here]
"I bow before you, your
June 4, 2009 - 10:18 ET by kg"I bow before you, your Holiness, and am forever your humble servant, Praise be your name".
- Brian Williams -
"DumbAssity of Dope"
Renaming
June 4, 2009 - 10:31 ET by cvgbuckeyeIn the spirit of Equal Oppotunity, we now let out bids for a new desk for the Oval Office. It must be 22 ft X 16 ft and be able to allow at least 14 members of the MSM under it at one time.
A few of the favored clientele who have begun the process of official name changes are mentioned here:
1. Old Name - Keith Olbermann - New Name - Monica II
2. Old Name - Chris Matthews - New Name - Monica III
3. Old Name - Brian Williams - New Name - Monica IV
4. Old Name - ????????? Well, you can finish it.............
Is that a calculator in your pocket or are you just happy to see
June 4, 2009 - 10:25 ET by political mavenor: oh, thats where Axlerod hides the strings to this puppet
Thank you
June 4, 2009 - 10:34 ET by boomerconThank you, thank you, Massah, for your blessings and for saving my flagging career with this puff piece interview. Thank you....
While bowing
June 4, 2009 - 10:40 ET by well99Brian breaks into a song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPyq4iqt6Go
Wow. Enzyte®?
June 4, 2009 - 10:51 ET by SickofLibsWow. Enzyte®?
Grovelling is
June 4, 2009 - 10:58 ET by fitzfongGrovelling is Universal.
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." -Winston Churchill
He's making up for the
June 4, 2009 - 11:00 ET by Clear thinkerHe's making up for the treatment the Saudi's gave Barry...
Obama Shunned In Mid-East
http://iamnotaracist.wordpress.com/
Brian: My
June 4, 2009 - 11:18 ET by RukusBrian: My liege.
Barry: Thank y... uh, you smell like my teleprompter!
Brian: Sorry sir, he was just standing there with your image burned into the screen and I, and I, I couldn't help it!
Barry: Let go of my hand!!
...meanwhile, in the next room...
Teleprompter tech: What the hell IS this on the 'prompter??
Stickyprompter: WTF!! Who was that?? I didn't sign up for this!! Yuk!
Gary
Gettin' along is so much easier than buttin' heads. - My Dad
And funner too! - Me
Can I smell your feet?
June 4, 2009 - 11:21 ET by T-Bone MassCan I smell your feet?
Sorry Brian, but the
June 4, 2009 - 11:27 ET by thgrantSorry Brian,
but the secret service insists that you put on gloves before you pay homage to the royal balls and scepter.
Considering what you're willing to do for me, they have legitimate concerns about where your hands and mouth have been.
Brian's thought bubble
June 4, 2009 - 11:46 ET by V the KIt's twoo! It's twoo!
The son of Satan
June 4, 2009 - 12:18 ET by bulletproofI recall a piece by Oliver North where he tells a story during the campaigns of when he was delayed near Reagan International by Obama's cavalcade with fans/supporters standing on the side of the 4-lane emitting cries of "here comes the savior!" "our messiah!".......eek...chilling...
Brian: "Have mercy on my soul, may I hug the right foot of power?"
Obama: "No, and no. But I'll tell you what, after my wizards finish editing the footage of your poorly prepared interruption of my Importance I might consider allowing you to have an Assistant to the Town Cryer position in my Kingdom when it is fully established, b$tch! Now go out there and fawn over me like Chris and Keith and I'll send you an autographed replica of my right shoe as long as you never describe to me anything you might do or fantasize doing with it. In fact, from this moment forward I'd rather you address my assistant and I'll get back to you when it suits me...k?"
Brian: Oh thank you my beautiful wonderful Messiah! I will honor your grea--
Obama: (Interrupts) "You're still addressing me, why would you still be addressing me? Are the cameras rolling or are you a Re-tard with a 4 second memory?"
Brian: "Yes, my Lord...I mean...I mean...I mean...uh...sorry...uh (looking desperately for 'assistant')
Obama: (Walking away) "Go home, Brian, and worship me from afar like everyone else. (Turning to Staff) To the Dungeon my Minions, we have to be on time for our Praise and Worship to the one true Destroyer and the glory that is his Son, little ol'me! BwaHAHahahahHaHAA!"
(you never know)
Wow!
June 4, 2009 - 12:33 ET by Red JeepIts that long!
Chris Matthews watching,
June 4, 2009 - 12:51 ET by ThisnThatChris Matthews watching, and thinking: Damn! Why didn't I think of doing that, first. After all, I'm the one with the tingle. A bow would have completed the package.
___________________________________
Liberals constantly demand that we accept a glaring falsehood as truth; Obama's elimination of the word "terror" will make terrorist acts less terrifying
Brian Williams
June 4, 2009 - 12:52 ET by NorthCoasterBrian Williams bows to the ring on the finger of the "Don", to assure him of his fealty.
Watching that video reminded
June 4, 2009 - 12:58 ET by d4manWatching that video reminded me of the end of an episode of Cribs...
And, with a 33-degree
June 4, 2009 - 12:59 ET by balboaAnd, with a 33-degree decline in his chin, Brian Williams destroys 200+ years of democracy.
→ Bal's insight
June 4, 2009 - 13:06 ET by Cool ArrowI know 33rd is the highest degree for Masons, but is it the same for the Illuminati?
"The Rule of Law is the only thing that separates us from Democrats" - a Firefighter
Here you go balboa
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You keep trying to pass this off as a simple nod.Maybe your eyes arent what they use to be.That link can help you.This is the USA.We dont bow it isnt our custom.It use to be the media was suppose to be objective.That is out the window to.
At what degree of decline
June 4, 2009 - 16:46 ET by Chris NormanAt what degree of decline does a nod become a bow? I loaned out my "Bowing and Scraping Rules for Dummies". By the way, it wasn't just his "chin". There's a lot of forward shoulder action also. Does the waist just have to be involved?
The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.
Aw, leave poor Bal alone;
June 4, 2009 - 18:49 ET by KJ_sezAw, leave poor Bal alone; he can't figure out that we live in a republic (not a democracy), so how's he supposed to know the difference between a nod and a bow?
Unless, of course, a nod is as good as a wink to a blind bat, knowwhuttamean, saynomore, saynomore?
Fine, call it a bow. It
June 4, 2009 - 22:19 ET by balboaFine, call it a bow. It still means NOTHING out of the ordinary.
→ OK, it's a bow
June 4, 2009 - 22:46 ET by Cool ArrowWow, two days in a row.
You're coming along.
"The Rule of Law is the only thing that separates us from Democrats" - a Firefighter
balboa
June 4, 2009 - 23:11 ET by well99Your right bal most objective journalist bow to Presidents.Didnt the secret service have to hold Sam Donaldson because he did it so often it got annoying.Then again I could be wrong.
→ Well99
June 4, 2009 - 23:14 ET by Cool ArrowThat thing with Donaldson had more to do with that cheap rug was always falling off Sam's head.
Remember they hollered Rat! Rat! and then fell on it?
"The Rule of Law is the only thing that separates us from Democrats" - a Firefighter
CA
June 5, 2009 - 01:14 ET by well99It was a Kmart Blue light special I believe.
So, you're saying that an
June 5, 2009 - 00:30 ET by KJ_sezSo, you're saying that an alleged journalist bowing to the president isn't showing deference and submission to the man?
Bovine feces. How many well-known members of the MSM do you remember bowing before Bush/Clinton/Bush/Reagan/Carter/Ford/Nixon/Johnson/Kennedy? Anyone? Anyone at all?
Are you really so brainwashed that you refuse to see what's in front of your own eyes?
kneel before zod!
June 4, 2009 - 13:36 ET by mnconv92kneel before zod!
Zod! lol I saw a robot chicken with an excercise video
June 4, 2009 - 18:18 ET by pahuberincluding Zod... it was pretty funny.
Clicking of Heels
June 4, 2009 - 13:53 ET by KalihiwaiBeachI'm surprised we didnt hear the clicking of Brian's heels together at the point of the nod
"Mein Herr"
Would you like another
June 4, 2009 - 14:31 ET by tazzWould you like another schnitzengruben?
Barack: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben. Brian: Well how about a little...
[whispers in his ear]
Barack: [shocked] Baby. I'm not from Havana.
Just a service I'm happy to render-----
June 4, 2009 - 15:27 ET by Roscoe MendagoIf you please, I can help you zip that up, oh Onederful One...
"What is thy bidding, my master?"
June 4, 2009 - 16:12 ET by DragonsbreathProof Obama is not Jesus. Jesus could actually build a cabinet
If you listen very, very closely.....
June 4, 2009 - 16:15 ET by JamesonLewis3rdYou can hear someone saying, “Get this vile vermin away from me!” between their teeth.
And then you can hear someone sobbing desperately, “Please. Please, don't hurt me!” as the screen goes black.
________________
Hebrews 11:8
Jeremiah 33:3
One last question, sir.
June 4, 2009 - 18:27 ET by CobraManBrian Williams asks President Obama a question of his pre-presidential life during the taping of NBC's two hour special on the Obama White House:
"What I really wanted to know was this,' Williams asks, 'Do you feel that you have more freedom now than you had in those days? Are you treated more like a human being?"
(Twenty points to anyone who can tell me where that quote originates)
The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities of Citizens in the several States.
The US Constitution
Unless you're a fetus.
The US Supreme Court
Does the name
June 4, 2009 - 18:51 ET by DragonsbreathGeorge O ring a bell?
Proof Obama is not Jesus. Jesus could actually build a cabinet
Ding, Ding, Ding!
June 4, 2009 - 19:21 ET by CobraManWe have a winner!
The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities of Citizens in the several States.
The US Constitution
Unless you're a fetus.
The US Supreme Court
Oh your.....l
June 4, 2009 - 19:22 ET by The FugitiveOhhhhh your Godlyness, your devine being, please forgive my worthlessness in the company of one so grand and so holy, as I look for my knee pads prior to servicing you as have all my fellow journalistic brothers and sisters before me, for you are the love of my useless and meaningless life.
Why is it that EVERYTIME a liberal opens their mouth, I feel a sudden urge to hand them a roll of toilet paper?
Uh sir, I still can't see
June 4, 2009 - 20:45 ET by Dan DiegoUh sir, I still can't see it...
Video is more Damning
June 4, 2009 - 21:01 ET by Redrowan2000I only saw the picture of this yesterday but the you tube video does not lie. I'm really surprised Williams didn't curtsy and kiss his ______you fill in the blank. The State Run Media must be proud of you Brian. A hard hitting journalist who just happens to have a thing for the POTUS.
"Don't let the bastads grind you down."
Red
I bestow on you, Brian
June 5, 2009 - 08:43 ET by rossboI bestow on you, Brian Williams, the title of News Czar.