"Don't worry, Leon. We'll be deep in the bunkers when the nuclear strike hits America. Then we will emerge like a Phoenix to rule over a new and righteous world of slaves."
"Oh, Barry. Rub a little lower, like Barney does!"
"Ok, Leon...You just stand here in front of me and I'll just stick it in- right here- there you go...since you're willing to take one for the team, I won't go after the field agents."
"Leon buddy, there has to be more we can do to destroy national security, help me think of something. Castro and our other communist and muslim friends are counting on us."
"All propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself to the comprehension of the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach." Adolf Hitler
Don't ever get between me and my podium again! I have to have unfettered access to the press.
I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them. - J.B. Books (John Wayne)
BO: "We'll deal with the incontinency issue later on Leon. Meanwhile, you know that phrase 'Change we can believe in'? Perhaps it's time to grab another pair of Depends. Gore's in town and the whole global warming thing....well.....you know.....let's not be hypocritical or anything....ah.....er.....phew!"
ah um well of course michelle will be jealous, just don't tell her ok, she busted me last week with the castro brothers and I got a black eye! not that anyone noticed,
With all the fawning love-fest the press has given this man.... one might think he is some benevolent ALIEN who has descended from on high to show us THE WAY (which might explain the 'anal probe' photo with Leon).
...I (or anyone) would be completely justified in attaching a very obvious and very disgusting caption to this one. But I'm not going to sink to their level.
OK. On second thought, I am going to sink to their level.
"Mr. President. Could I trouble you for a reach-around, please?"
"Sinking to their level"isn't really a 'left' or 'right' thing. It seems to be part of the human condition. It is a weakness that is capitalized on by both sides of the political isle. It becomes clearer to me that out of the tens, even hundreds of photos taken at events like these, they still choose the photo that seems like it subconsciously promotes the left leaning gay life-style... as well as ignites the right's cynical and bawdy commentary. I make no bones about it. I am conservative for many reasons, but my bawdy language and attitude are my weakness.... and a pressure release valve of sorts.
So.... your "reach around" was cute... in my book ;~)
I'm sorry. I can no longer find anything funny about this arrogant a$$hole. If he was arrogant for a reason, that would be one thing. He's simply a teleprompter reader. If the media reported on him like they "reported" on "W" then he'd be toast. Dear Leader sure makes me wish that Hillary had won....and I never thought I'd ever say that.
we'd be heading into socialism at warp speed as we are now under 'the one' and his grand schemes!
Thankfully spring is finally arriving and some of the constant gloom and doom that has surrounded us since November will disappear with the open windows and spring flowers ;-)
It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue. ~ Sam Adams
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." -Winston Churchill
One of the 34% who thinks George W. Bush was a great President. One of the 61% who wants to bring back the stock and pillory (yep...approval for Congress now at 39%...do you believe that!?).
Editor at Large
Comments Policy
Gee thanks Barry....................
April 24, 2009 - 14:03 ET by BEGRUNTcan you pull the knife out of my back now?
"Blago got in touch with his inner dirt bag"
Dennis Miller
Just stand still for one sec Leon....
April 26, 2009 - 08:18 ET by superconI just need something from your wallet.Don't worry...I'm doing this to everybody.
Because with a name like Obama... you know it has to be good.
Dude
April 24, 2009 - 14:05 ET by JDWThe apology tour will cure the axis of evil... Don't mention N Korea's nukes
JDW
DAILY WAVE
The government works for me, not the other way around
Cap
April 24, 2009 - 14:06 ET by slickwillie2001Hey, there's a slew of old knife wounds back here, -Hillary or Bill?
Leon bowing lessons
April 24, 2009 - 14:07 ET by Sefton"Next time you come to the podium, I expect you to use the proper bowing technique...here let me show you."
O to Panetta....Watch
April 24, 2009 - 14:07 ET by bigtimerO to Panetta....
"Watch your step....We are watching every move you make, every breath you take."
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart
Where Is That Bus?
April 24, 2009 - 14:10 ET by JustAlHis "O"lliness preparing to toss another one under the bus. Note the difference in facial expression vs the schoolboy idolatrous grin he gave Chavez?
Mr. President, uh, what are
April 24, 2009 - 14:12 ET by R D HelmMr. President, uh, what are you doing? Remember, its the country that is supposed to be getting it, not me.
-Dave
This coup has gone on long enough. The time to put it down is NOW.
Yeah, R D.... I was
April 25, 2009 - 08:52 ET by BuxomAnnieMcGreggorYeah, R D.... I was thinking something along that same line........ but more like "Leon.... don't be tellin' me this is your first time, b!+ch "
"We retort..... you decide."
Cap
April 24, 2009 - 14:15 ET by slickwillie2001Don't worry about these tire marks from my bus Leo, the White House dry cleaning staff has had plenty of practice at removing them.
Um uh...Leon your blocking
April 24, 2009 - 14:18 ET by ghblogUm uh...Leon your blocking my view of the teleprompter.
Leon, that's the wrong memo. That one makes harsh interrogation look beneficial.
Wow. What gym have you been going to. Have you seen my picture on the cover of Washingtonian Magazine?
www.framingthedialogue.com
Marxist small talk----
April 24, 2009 - 14:20 ET by Roscoe MendagoHmmm, where's that "Astro-Glide".
Airplane
April 24, 2009 - 15:01 ET by aakaakaakSo Leon, do you like gladiator movies?
Have you ever......seen a grown man naked?
http://www.americanw...
Have you ever been in a
April 25, 2009 - 11:16 ET by Hero SquadHave you ever been in a Turkish prison?
(well done, aakaakaak.)
*
Hero's "retro" blog. / "People only insist that a debate stop when they are afraid of what might be learned if it continues." - George Will
Hey Leon,
April 24, 2009 - 14:22 ET by SemperrightYou might want to get that thing on your a$$ looked at, it looks malignant.
Semper Fi
Freedom is not free, but the U.S. Marine Corps will pay most of your share.
Ned Dolan
bunker mentality
April 24, 2009 - 14:24 ET by j17ghs"Don't worry, Leon. We'll be deep in the bunkers when the nuclear strike hits America. Then we will emerge like a Phoenix to rule over a new and righteous world of slaves."
"Oh, Barry. Rub a little lower, like Barney does!"
"Oh, wait. The mic isn't open, is it?"
Ok- here goes
April 24, 2009 - 14:27 ET by BKeyser(I know I'm gonna pay for this, but...)
"Ok, Leon...You just stand here in front of me and I'll just stick it in- right here- there you go...since you're willing to take one for the team, I won't go after the field agents."
~This captionfest
April 24, 2009 - 14:46 ET by choselife3xWill disappear if y'all keep it up. So to speak. ;-)
That high-pitched scream you hear is the troll under my heel.
With a photo like this one,
April 25, 2009 - 13:26 ET by MrSnugglesWith a photo like this one, they are asking for it!
"I've got your back
April 24, 2009 - 15:27 ET by bigtimer"I've got your back Leon...I'm behind you all the way...TRUST ME."
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart
Ummmmm, girl ya' look good
April 24, 2009 - 21:58 ET by BlazerUmmmmm, girl ya' look good why don't ya' back that azz up, youz a damn fine CIA director, why don't a' back that ass up....
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
**Can't do it
April 24, 2009 - 22:04 ET by pelicanmarshThe only comments that come to mind would be hailed as extremely funny and/or sexy by the followers of Perez Hilton and her friends.
I just can't bring myself to say them.
Freedom of Speech is a Constitutional privilege; it is not a license to parade yourself as a wanna-be intellectual jackass.
"Who's your Daddy?"
April 25, 2009 - 00:00 ET by PopularTechObama: "Cap & Trade Will Cause Electricity Rates To Skyrocket"
Okay Panetta, move aside!
April 25, 2009 - 00:07 ET by OxyConI can't see the teleprompters through your fat head!
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When I'm done ridin' dirty on you Panetta, I'm goin' to give the entire CIA the same treatment!
An Illuminative Moment For Eugene Levy
April 25, 2009 - 00:33 ET by stratmanManhandled from behind, Leon Panetta finally realizes why the Secret Service has code named Obama "Black Adder".
Is it because he is an:
Have You Been Working Out?
April 25, 2009 - 00:40 ET by stratmanI paid a pack of smokes for you, Panini, and now you're mine, ma'bizzle.
Caption
April 25, 2009 - 11:19 ET by RukusBarry demonstrates his most perfected skill to date:
With one hand - distract
With the other hand - goodbye Mr. Wallet!
Ta da!
Gary
All the oil is in Texas and the dipsticks are in D.C.!
OK CIA workers, Let me demonstrate what the nations enemies
April 25, 2009 - 02:20 ET by upcountrywaterWill do to us! Relax Leon...This was your idea.
Reagan VS 0bama
Leon buddy
April 25, 2009 - 04:45 ET by bknownst"Leon buddy, there has to be more we can do to destroy national security, help me think of something. Castro and our other communist and muslim friends are counting on us."
Irv's Suits for the Short and Squat
April 25, 2009 - 05:20 ET by Kingfish17"Let me guess........a 34 short?"
"Heckuva job, Leon...heckuva
April 25, 2009 - 06:37 ET by DaBird"Heckuva job, Leon...heckuva job. Now get out of my way, I'm the star here."
Both hands on your shoulders?
April 25, 2009 - 06:57 ET by Retired GeekThis is the way your Proctologist gives the Exam?
Both hands on your shoulders?
First, I had Dr. Fatfingers
April 25, 2009 - 07:18 ET by BKeyserFirst, I had Dr. Fatfingers McGee, and now this! Damn this government health care!
"I've got your back ... as
April 25, 2009 - 07:16 ET by Crash"I've got your back ... as long as you do as I say."
"Never waste a crisis!" And get as many flags in the shot. That way the people will remember which country he's ruining from the inside out.
Gestochen im zurück?
April 25, 2009 - 07:18 ET by Crash"All propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself to the comprehension of the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach." Adolf Hitler
Now that your finished
April 25, 2009 - 07:19 ET by billburzNow that your finished Mr President, how about that wrap around you promised.
“Hey, is that your
April 25, 2009 - 08:15 ET by jgarcia“Hey, is that your BlackBerry in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
Drop Them Shorts
April 25, 2009 - 08:39 ET by ConScott"Drop them shorts."
Oooooh. My
April 25, 2009 - 08:59 ET by Jinx McHueOooooh.
My loooooove.
My darlin'.
I hunger for your touch
A long, lonely time.
Keeping with the theme...
April 25, 2009 - 08:59 ET by Jinx McHue"Why can't I quit you?"
I Must Warn You........
April 25, 2009 - 09:00 ET by ConScott"Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law."
~But only
April 25, 2009 - 09:04 ET by choselife3xIf you are a dedicated patriot trying to protect your country from terrorists. Then we'll fry your @ss.
That high-pitched scream you hear is the troll under my heel.
Amended.......
April 25, 2009 - 09:11 ET by ConScott"Anything you say or do to protect our nation will be used against you in a court of law."
And, of course......
"I've got your assault weapon!"
Cap
April 25, 2009 - 09:06 ET by slickwillie2001BFO: Are you familiar with my stimulus package Leon?
LP: If I wasn't Mr. President, would you hold it against me?
Backdoor Politics
April 25, 2009 - 09:20 ET by ConScottA slippery slope, indeed........
LOL
April 25, 2009 - 10:51 ET by StarAZYes--that one made me laff out loud.
I dub thee the
April 25, 2009 - 11:36 ET by Hero SquadI dub thee the winner!
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Hero's "retro" blog. / "People only insist that a debate stop when they are afraid of what might be learned if it continues." - George Will
Leon!
April 25, 2009 - 09:36 ET by SouthernRootsDon't ever get between me and my podium again! I have to have unfettered access to the press.
I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them. - J.B. Books (John Wayne)
Barack: The last time I was
April 25, 2009 - 09:49 ET by tazzBarack: The last time I was able to do this was in a Limo with this guy Larry. (sings somberly)Memories light the corner of my mind....
Insecurity
April 25, 2009 - 10:00 ET by ammo johnThe Unholy One: "Leon, this is gonna hurt you and the country more than it's gonna hurt me. Now bend over, buddy. "
what sell outs
April 25, 2009 - 10:13 ET by foolnomorerepeat after me,ar,mm arr,Mmmm,I'll take the "5th".
scratch that itch.
April 25, 2009 - 10:33 ET by mizflame98Michelle won't let me do this to her.
“It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds”
Samuel Adams
Jessie R. Hamby
April 25, 2009 - 10:38 ET by jessieHJessie R. Hamby Noy now, baby, I'm working. Ahh, that feels good!
Hang in there Leon
April 25, 2009 - 11:13 ET by gregfaheyBO: "We'll deal with the incontinency issue later on Leon. Meanwhile, you know that phrase 'Change we can believe in'? Perhaps it's time to grab another pair of Depends. Gore's in town and the whole global warming thing....well.....you know.....let's not be hypocritical or anything....ah.....er.....phew!"
Oh, excuse me, a**hole. I
April 25, 2009 - 11:28 ET by danebramageOh, excuse me, a**hole. I thought you were Hugo.
LOL-We are all going to get banned for this thread
April 25, 2009 - 11:28 ET by R D Helm-Dave
This coup has gone on long enough. The time to put it down is NOW.
ah um well of course
April 25, 2009 - 11:35 ET by kangarooah um well of course michelle will be jealous, just don't tell her ok, she busted me last week with the castro brothers and I got a black eye! not that anyone noticed,
Leon...
April 25, 2009 - 11:39 ET by nolotrippenDid I ever tell you that my favorite movie is Brokeback Mountain?
With all the fawning
April 25, 2009 - 11:42 ET by BuxomAnnieMcGreggorWith all the fawning love-fest the press has given this man.... one might think he is some benevolent ALIEN who has descended from on high to show us THE WAY (which might explain the 'anal probe' photo with Leon).
"We retort..... you decide."
haha
April 25, 2009 - 11:49 ET by RowaneBOHICA, Panetta
"Remember, Leon, always run
April 25, 2009 - 11:57 ET by Chris Norman"Remember, Leon, always make CIA policy with an eye towards this wing..."
The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.
Ok
April 25, 2009 - 12:02 ET by misterbee241Ok, Leon - cough.
"I dont need to read a newspaper to know the world's been shaved by a drunken barber."
Walter Brennan, The Colonel, Meet John Doe, 1941
Never Let This Moment...........
April 25, 2009 - 12:03 ET by ConScott"Never Let This Moment Go to Waste."
Let me demonstrate...
April 25, 2009 - 12:03 ET by Joe4Coulter...our new reparations policy...
Good Orderly Direction
The intelligence game ...
April 25, 2009 - 12:07 ET by metaphorsbwithu"I got that 'connect-the-dots' book you were asking about.
metaphorsbwithu
Apologizing Upfront
April 25, 2009 - 12:17 ET by Anneke9Maybe we should try teabagging next?
______________
Camouflage conservative in Baghdad-by-the-Bay
Leon Panetta
April 25, 2009 - 12:43 ET by ConScottLeon Panetta: American Taxpayer
A little to my left good.
April 25, 2009 - 13:15 ET by Army BratNow...pick up that dime....
islam is a lie and Truth is killing it.
Excellent.
April 25, 2009 - 13:28 ET by MrSnugglesExcellent.
I'm sorry, Mr President...
April 25, 2009 - 14:32 ET by Tailgunner...you can't pull my hair. It'll come right off.
NOLO PUGNARE ME OCCIDERE
After all the crude tea bagging remarks by the libs...
April 25, 2009 - 16:01 ET by krendler...I (or anyone) would be completely justified in attaching a very obvious and very disgusting caption to this one. But I'm not going to sink to their level.
OK. On second thought, I am going to sink to their level.
"Mr. President. Could I trouble you for a reach-around, please?"
"Sinking to their
April 25, 2009 - 16:30 ET by BuxomAnnieMcGreggor"Sinking to their level"isn't really a 'left' or 'right' thing. It seems to be part of the human condition. It is a weakness that is capitalized on by both sides of the political isle. It becomes clearer to me that out of the tens, even hundreds of photos taken at events like these, they still choose the photo that seems like it subconsciously promotes the left leaning gay life-style... as well as ignites the right's cynical and bawdy commentary. I make no bones about it. I am conservative for many reasons, but my bawdy language and attitude are my weakness.... and a pressure release valve of sorts.
So.... your "reach around" was cute... in my book ;~)
"We retort..... you decide."
the blind leading the blind.
April 25, 2009 - 16:03 ET by katainkentI love to help the helpless but I'm not gonna help the clueless ~Dennis Miller
"Gee you got a pretty
April 25, 2009 - 16:32 ET by Franksam"Gee you got a pretty mouth. Let me hear you squeal."
Where's Jon Voight when we really need him?
Ruh Roh
April 25, 2009 - 16:45 ET by shuq4Mr P: "Leon, is that your ANALysis?"
Leon: "Yes Mr P!"
Blessings to Barry
April 25, 2009 - 18:18 ET by SkipperMLMSmell that one, Barry!
"That's Piñata to you big
April 25, 2009 - 20:35 ET by Crash"That's Piñata to you big daddy!"
I'm sorry
April 25, 2009 - 21:18 ET by DingbatI'm sorry. I can no longer find anything funny about this arrogant a$$hole. If he was arrogant for a reason, that would be one thing. He's simply a teleprompter reader. If the media reported on him like they "reported" on "W" then he'd be toast. Dear Leader sure makes me wish that Hillary had won....and I never thought I'd ever say that.
Ditto your last sentence, DB! I don't think
April 26, 2009 - 18:53 ET by Cape Conservativewe'd be heading into socialism at warp speed as we are now under 'the one' and his grand schemes!
Thankfully spring is finally arriving and some of the constant gloom and doom that has surrounded us since November will disappear with the open windows and spring flowers ;-)
It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue. ~ Sam Adams
Leon, I'm going to need a
April 25, 2009 - 22:28 ET by fitzfongLeon, I'm going to need a cigarette in a moment.
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." -Winston Churchill
Didn't know that was the
April 25, 2009 - 23:27 ET by Teddyinhalator you were Really talking about on the campaign trail, "Mr. President".
Hussein Obama Litany
April 26, 2009 - 02:58 ET by Independent ConservativeHussein Obama softly to Panetta:
"Now is the time, now is the moment."
"There we go."
"One, two, three."
"Allahu Akbar!!"
"Alllaahhuu Aakkbbaarr!!"
"Allllaaahhhuuu Aaakkkbbbaaarrr!!"
To which, Panetta screamed:
"YES!!"
"YYEESS!!"
"YYYEEESSS!!"
"Give me your stimulus package, O Bambi !!!"
"But, but I'm not done yet,
April 26, 2009 - 03:49 ET by RR GOP"But, but I'm not done yet, Mr. President..."
"C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, I'm the star here..."
One of the 34% who thinks George W. Bush was a great President. One of the 61% who wants to bring back the stock and pillory (yep...approval for Congress now at 39%...do you believe that!?).
Leon Pannetta suddenly
April 26, 2009 - 06:51 ET by eaglewingz08Leon Pannetta suddenly realizes that the Black Adder has breached his unsecured rear port.
He touched me
April 26, 2009 - 06:52 ET by The Smokin FrogHe touched me, oh, he touched me. What a joy fills my soul.
The Smokin Frog
Care to teabag, Leon?
April 26, 2009 - 07:29 ET by Red JeepCare to teabag, Leon?
Calm down, Leon!
April 26, 2009 - 07:36 ET by hgabrahamsonThose right wing CIA Flag waving bastards don't vote for us, anyway. Let 'em rot!
From the good, if occasionally over the top, Doctor Savage, "liberals are vermin"!
Nice work
April 26, 2009 - 07:48 ET by mytwocentsLeon - that's a damn fine tatoo of me on your backside. Next time could you get them to make a little bit bigger?
Bend over a little more,
April 26, 2009 - 08:27 ET by nadadhimmiBend over a little more, it's almost in there.
That does it, Leon...
April 26, 2009 - 09:15 ET by dervishI told you what would happen if you called me "Clinton" again.
(Is it just me, or does this picture look like the scene in "The Godfather" where Tessio is taken away?)
Thats The Way I Like It...ah huh...ah huh
April 26, 2009 - 09:29 ET by ShanghaiRayLeon: Ladies and gentlemen, the President will now demonstrate the definition of real torture.
Prez whispering: A bit too far to the right...a little more to the left, more left, a little bit more to the left..perfect!
(Prez fantasizing about Chris Matthew)
Prez whispering: Leon, smile when you fill a tingle running down your pants.
caption
April 26, 2009 - 09:48 ET by RiiightBO to self: "Can they see my lips moving?"
screwing with the media
April 26, 2009 - 10:45 ET by mizflame98Obama: Come on Leon, lets make Chris Matthews jealous.
Leon: Mmm. should we get pictures of this and send him a copy sir?
“It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds”
Samuel Adams
LOL! This picture writes
April 26, 2009 - 11:10 ET by wiwfLOL! This picture writes its own caption!
The Rocky Mountain Collegian: Illustrating Idiocy
In an effort to promote
April 26, 2009 - 12:15 ET by Free StinkerIn an effort to promote more tollerance of homosexulity, President Barrack Obama demonstrates how to properly ogle another man's backside.
Clarence Carter
April 26, 2009 - 12:17 ET by shuq4"I be strokin'" "I stroke it to the east, and I stroke it to the west, and I stroke it to the one that I love the best!" "I be strokin'"
D(emocrats)
U(nited) for
M(ichelle) and
B(arak's)
A(merican)
S(ocialist)
S(ociety)
POTUS, Could you
April 26, 2009 - 12:46 ET by Delsatake the knife out of my back?
I should read the posts, before I post!
Now, where does the hand go
April 26, 2009 - 16:50 ET by Mad-jNow, where does the hand go again in these duummies? Do I really need to keep my lips from moving?
I vote for Mad-j as the winner this week!
April 26, 2009 - 18:56 ET by Cape ConservativeIt is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue. ~ Sam Adams
relax
April 26, 2009 - 17:41 ET by JetmoreRelax and this won't hurt a bit...
Okay folks, one more time...
April 26, 2009 - 18:36 ET by HumblepieThis is my stimulus package, and Leon is you, the American taxpayer. Any questions?
Quick! The gene pool needs more chlorine.