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"See this? This is what

"See this? This is what we're gonna confiscate from you!". 

The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.

And they Poked Fun at Palin

on this Newsweek cover.

Sarah Palin sure looks a

Sarah Palin sure looks a lot more confident on that Newsweek cover than stupid-looking Janet N.

___________________________________ 

The challenge is to follow a consistent plan despite inconsistent prices - Sarah Palin, State of the State of Alaska speech

I'm not sayin' it...

Dennis Miller says Napolitano has a "Frank Luntz Haircut". :) 

The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.

Hey Chris.... That was

Hey Chris....

That was soooo hilarious when he uttered those words!

So true too...I loved it...we laughed ourselves silly here!

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

bt, It's always funnier

bt,

It's always funnier when as soon as someone says it, you recognize immediately exactly what they're talking about, even though you had never given it any thought previously. That's why, for me, most liberal humor falls flat because there's not much ruth there to recognize. 

The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.

Dennis Miller is hillarious

The stuff he comes up with spontaneously is some of the best, especially his rants.

Obama: "Cap & Trade Will Cause Electricity Rates To Skyrocket"

http://i69.photobuck...

I'm going to tear myself a new asshole.

In high school nobody liked me. They said I had body odor.

"Be vawy, vawy quiet.....

.....I'm huntin' me a pro-life, ex-military, right wing extremist."

That was my very first

That was my very first thought!

Lee T / USN(ret) / Oregon City, OR

When responsible people make mistakes, responsible people bear the burden.  When irresponsible people make mistakes, responsible people bear the burden. -- UserFriendly.org, 2/12/2009

CAn I just

LOL -- and keep my cation to myself. It's not family friendly.

She's no Sarah Palin....

I have no special caption for the above pic.

Janet Reno Napolitano disgusts me.

LOL!

Janet NapoliReno 911

a different kind of OJ

In response to the Tea Parties the Obama Administration brings you the new and improved ....

MinuteMaid

It's NOT just for breakfast anymore ...

~Dayum

Elmer Fudd did not age well.......

 

Elmer!

Be vewy, vewy quiet.  I'm hunting wight wing wadical extwemists. 

 

"To send men to the firing squad, judicial proof is unnecessary."

--Ernesto "Che" Guevara

Huh huh huh huh huh!

Huh huh huh huh huh!

Pathetic

Janet Reno, v2.0

Yikes!

Domestic terrorism with a smile! 

Sic semper tyrannis.

Does anyone think terrorists fear this idiot?

Sic semper tyrannis.

Janet, you have to get back

Janet, you have to get back on the special bus. Now hand that back to the nice man there before someone gets hurt.

 

Janet, you know better to run off, now where is your helmet?

 

 

Ronald Reagan, 1962: I did not leave the Democratic party, the party left me.

Insert: your name, 2008, and the Republican party.

 

Hunting Tips From Janet Reno...Er...Napolitano

And <b>THAT</b> is how you properly shoot with a hunting partner, Mr. Cheney.....Mr. Cheney?.....Dick?.....uh-oh......

I'd like to introduce to you my other penis....

just dont tell my girlfriend she gets jealous!

Sorry if I offended anyone, I live in Arizona and I CANT STAND THIS WOMAN!

Obama & the Seven Dwarfs

 Just smile while you work

Get rid of every right-wing jerk.

(apologies to Walt Disney Productions) 

don't think

I don't think she'd like it but..."Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano holds the insturment removed from her arse by a doctor today and say "See? I didn't have a stick up my arse, it was the shotgun shoved up it the last time I tried to ban guns"

Ain't it purrrrdy??? Too

Ain't it purrrrdy???

Too bad!  You can't have one!

Alternately:

I can't heeeeeeeeeeear yooooooou!

They might say "Wow, that sucks!"  But at least they'll say "Wow!"  -Duff Goldman, the Ace of Cakes

"PULL!"

(= fling out another veteran!)

Impunitas semper ad deteriora invitat.

"PULL!"

Or another copy of the Constitution

. . .

Or the Bill of Rights

LOL

I'm going to smile so you don't see that I wet myself when it went off!

I can haz gun. Which end goz boom?

I love to help the helpless but I'm not gonna help the clueless   ~Dennis Miller

Miller was...

Spot on That is an instant conservative classic. The next best comment he made that night was when he said  "Somali want a cracker". Hilarious!

 

President Obama is nothing more than a empty suit; a Hollywood
style special effects smoke and mirrors show that has shown itself to
be a total fraud.
 

WAKE UP AMERICA! SAVE OUR CONSTITUTION! 

kat can haz....

cheezeburger.

:)

I hope he fails, too.

 

 

Caption

"This .50 caliber anti-aircraft weapon was used in a crime in Mexico and subsequently traced by my Homeland Security department to a gun shop in Dallas."

Comment

"Hello, I am from the government and I am here to help you."

Sez Janet Napolireno as her Gestapo kicks in my door, confiscates my weapons and seizes my children.

She is the sort of person who kicks puppies and drowns kittens.

To go any farther requires liberal amounts of duct tape.

"You can have Peace or you can have Freedom; just don't count on having both at the same time." - R.A.H

 "I'll take the harsh reality of liberty over the illusion of security...everytime!" -me<

PULL!!....

And that's what I think of the Constitution!!

 

President Obama is nothing more than a empty suit; a Hollywood
style special effects smoke and mirrors show that has shown itself to
be a total liar and fraud.
 

WAKE UP AMERICA! SAVE OUR CONSTITUTION! 

POSER

Now I understand why liberals don't like guns ... they don't look cool with them.

Standing at the border smiling

Watching the terrorists cross.

-------------------------------------------

Google and Apple officially donated to fight traditional marriage.  Good men want freedom, Evil men want license 

Not just watching, holding

Not just watching, holding off the Minutemen so the terrorists can cross safely.

Lee T / USN(ret) / Oregon City, OR

When responsible people make mistakes, responsible people bear the burden.  When irresponsible people make mistakes, responsible people bear the burden. -- UserFriendly.org, 2/12/2009

Where's Darth Vader when you

Where's Darth Vader when you need him?!

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

She

looks like she is playing Air Guitar.....badly

 

Great minds think alike.....and fools seldom differ

Napolitano; really?

Geez, I thought it was Al Franken!

 

President Obama is nothing more than a empty suit; a Hollywood
style special effects smoke and mirrors show that has shown itself to
be a total fraud.
 

WAKE UP AMERICA! SAVE OUR CONSTITUTION! 

What a geek!

I don't have a caption to post here, just a comment...

WHAT A GEEK!! 

(where do photos like these come from??)

"...peace is the highest aspiration of the American People. We will negotiate for it, sacrifice for it, we will never surrender for it, now or ever." President Ronald Reagan~ January 20, 1981

and here we have...

...secretary of homeland security, janet napolitano, who judges placed as thirtieth in the annual nra-sponsored "babes in the woods" pageant.  the contest's winner, alaska governor sarah palin led the field of ten entrants, and conservative beauty ann coulter was named first runner up.

 

 "i believe he will not stop until we are all jobless, homeless, hungry, and cold!"

The duck she was shooting at was not killed, only injured...

...in the right wing.

--Mike 

www.thebrattonreport...

Hey everybody, look at me I

Hey everybody, look at me I got a perfect score I shot 10 out of 10 veterans in the back.

 

Who’s up next??

Those pro life scum bags..

 

 

Ronald Reagan, 1962: I did not leave the Democratic party, the party left me.

Insert: your name, 2008, and the Republican party.

 

Change hats

All she needs is the Elmer Fudd cap.

Ohhhhhhhh, those waskly, wright wing, wextremests make me so mad.

Department of Homely

Department of Homely Secretaries.

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." -Winston Churchill

Janet's "safe self defense" class.

"And after you've removed your single round, .22 rifle from your locked safe, removed the trigger lock, loaded a single bullet, and put on your ear protection, you display it for the burgler, which will scare them away. See. No need for a small, accessible, loaded, semi-automatic weapon at all."

It makes me want to sell my

It makes me want to sell my Beretta..

 

Does this scream out those famous lines by Kerry: I’m here to get me.. ahh.. hunt-en.. license.

 

 

Ronald Reagan, 1962: I did not leave the Democratic party, the party left me.

Insert: your name, 2008, and the Republican party.

 

Don't

"Don't even think about trying to stop my amigos from crossing the boarder into our mean country! Big 0 put me here to make sure they get in safely."

Is that a shell carrier you

Is that a shell carrier you have or are you just glad to see me??

 

 

Ronald Reagan, 1962: I did not leave the Democratic party, the party left me.

Insert: your name, 2008, and the Republican party.

 

no caption, just a comment

She might prevent a few illegals from crossing if she were to pose like that on the border.

                  ~~save your tea, dump congress~~

What is that on her face? 

What is that on her face?  A death grin?  She sure doesn't look too comfortable holding that horrible instrument.

I have one word for this woman and it isn't very nice.

Why I'm

Why I'm just like Elmer Fud.

I'm gonna get that wascully wabitt. I think he's a one issue wadical!

Confiscated gun? 

Confiscated gun?  Check!

Hearing protection?  Check!

Industrial shredder?  Check!

One Party Rule?  Check!

Deleted DP

Deleted DP

I am guessing Dick Cheney drinks Coors

“Hey Dick, toss me an icy cold one, would ya’?  I want to learn to hunt just like yoooo!”

"Hey Icy, pass me a dick,

"Hey Icy, pass me a dick, would ya?"

Um, Miz Secretary?

Don't look around, don't tell anyone, just put the shotgun down.  Under your own definition, that might be considered an assault weapon.  You know, pistol grip, semi-automatic?  But then, hell, the libs will still have the guns when they are banned, right?  I mean, look at the libs now who tell us we can't have guns and who hire armed bodyguards.  No hypocrisy on their part....

  Napolitano :   Not

 
Napolitano :

 

Not as big as my favorite toy, but it'll do.

 

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

Veterans - the new varmints

"See my tiny teleprompter down there? It just told me to blow my own head off."

Uncle John's Band

God damn, well I declare. Have you seen the like? Their walls are built of cannonballs; their motto is don't tread on me. 

http://www.youtube.c...

  I was wondering when SNL

I was wondering when SNL was coming out with Pat Go's Skeet Shooting.

Been a long wait.

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

Ding-Ding-Ding...We have a winner!

Blaze....

ROFLMAO!

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

Homeland Insecurity

See those Gringos, amigos?  Fire!

Alternates:

See those Veterans, amigos?  Fire!

See those Constitutionalists, amigos?  Fire!

See those Pro-Lifers, amigos?  Fire!

See those Right-wingers, amigos?  Fire!

 _________

Camouflage conservative in Baghdad-by-the-Bay

Napolitano's Sound of Music

Rightwing extremists and radical whities, being recruited for terror and violence. Racists,  pro-lifers, and gun clutching vets, these are a few of my favorite threats! 

 

Did I sing it good BO Daddy?

got a couple of republicans,

got a couple of republicans, "grin"

  Judging by her figure,

 
Judging by her figure, I'd say she's a Buffalo-Wing extremist

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

Blazer, As someone who

Blazer,

As someone who grew up in Buffalo, I resemble that remark.

thanks for that, I laughed

thanks for that, I laughed my butt off

I think I got him in the right wing

I think I got him in the right wing.

Don't . . .

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!  Or else."

"They say this is how Dick Cheney got started."

"I've got barrel envy and I don't care who knows it."

Groovin' to Cat Scratch Fever on the headphones.

Damn mine eyes!

Great, Janet, just great.

I used to think that women with weaponry were hot as hell, but now, after this photo...the fantasy is dead.  Thanks so much.

 

You can destroy the Constitution when I'm dead and gone, and unable to defend it. 

Until then, back off, you liberal jackasses.

Shooting off at the mouth ... again.

I didn't realize that Lindsey Graham wore glasses?

"Hey fellas!..."

"What do think of my impression of those 'clinging to their guns and religion' crazy, right-wing extremists???" 

"...peace is the highest aspiration of the American People. We will negotiate for it, sacrifice for it, we will never surrender for it, now or ever." President Ronald Reagan~ January 20, 1981

Take a good look

Pretty soon they will be illegal, but I'll still have mine - suckers.

Jesus Loves You so much He died for you

Nana nana boo boo!

I can keep mine, but you can't have yours. 

"Not to be a republican at twenty is proof of want of heart; to be one at thirty is proof of want of head." - Francois Guisot

Is it just me

Or does she kind of have a Mike Myers look about her in that picture?  My apologies to Mr. Myers, by the way...

Line forms at the right - Marines first, Navy second, Army

third, and you flyboys might try to escape in the air, but I'll 'getcha!'

Second line will include in this order, anti-Obama bumper sticker owners, pro-lifers, clingers to their guns & religion.

Due to space limitations, all anti-illegal aliens will have their own line - over there behind the scrub - I want you to pop up one at a time so I can have some extra target practice!

Now, on the count of 3 everyone just line up, SMILE LIKE THIS and SHUT UP, you right-wing radical extremists!!  This is the United Socialist States of America and don't you forget it!

It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue. ~ Sam Adams

caption

The American government attempts to document the existence of firearms before they go extinct.

Isn't Janet a womens' name?

Isn't Janet a womens' name?

Look!!!!!

"I can hold a firearm and you can't!"

 

Isaiah 5:20a Woe unto them who call evil good, and good evil. . .  KJV

you rascally conservatives

I am gonna drop a cap in yo' ass, bible thumping, gun loving, non baby killing skunks..meet Mr. 12 gauge, as only those in government should have guns.

Hi. my name is Janet, no,

Hi. my name is Janet, no, not THAT Janet, a different one, but I'm a dyke too. Death to imperialist pigs, comrades.

I just got invited to go on

I just got invited to go on a snipe hunt with Dick Cheney!

E55... ...ROFLMAO! Doubl

E55...

...ROFLMAO!

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

Sec. Napolitano.

Right-wing extremists, I'm gunnin' for ya!

Dan Nepolitano

"Hey, I just shot another redneck teabagger Send out the big fat right winger Mabel. I'll send this one all the way to Jenine the lickalotapuss."

I only have this to say about Jamit Napolitano 'n it isn't nice

FIRE THE BITCH!

-Dave

This coup has gone on long enough. The time to put it down is NOW.

Drudge

Forget all of that and look at the Drudge Report!! Obama and Chaves!!

Damn!!

Look at the picture on my blog 1/2 from drudge and 1/2 Chaves and Iran pres

 

Oh YEA And FIRE THE BITCH!

"Nearly Nobody's News"

Where is Hell

is Dick Cheney when you need him? Note to self; arrange a bird hunt with Dick for new Sec of Homeland Security.

"Ahm a gonna hunt me some CHRISTIANS!"

"Ahm a gonna hunt me some CHRISTIANS!"

Was reminded of a little ditty by Garrett Morris...

JANET: I'm... gonna... git me a shotgun and kill all the Christians I seeee!

Git me a shotgun and kill all the Christians I seeee!

When I kill all the Christians I see,

Then Christians, they won't bother meeee...

Gonna... git me a shotgun and kill all the Christians I seeee!" 

... 

Which would be funny if it weren't a stone's throw away from being true.

--Mike 

www.thebrattonreport...

One of my favorite old skits

One of my favorite old skits from SNL, back when they were actually funny!

See that?  Guns don't kill

See that?  Guns don't kill people.  Government officials do. 

For the MSM: In your pomp and all your glory, you're a poorer man than me.  As you lick the boots of death born out of fear.

Ian Anderson "Wind up"

 

 

"Beware of Left-wing

"Beware of Left-wing radical extremist Lesbos with firepower"

http://en.wikipedia....

See!!   I am just as good

See!!   I am just as good a shot as Dick Cheney is!

She has the Look of a Real Moron

Raise the Limit on those 'Bitter Clingers'.

Now that Cuba is a swell

Now that Cuba is a swell place to live/visit/invest/hug, Janet Reno arms herself to hunt down that bastard Elian Gonzalez.

What?

That's NOT Janet Reno?

Oh. My bad.

Nevermind.

YeeeHawww!   Toss me up

YeeeHawww!   Toss me up another one of them "born alive" abortion babies Barracky!

When asked if he went to war with Iraq  to derail the impeachment vote:  “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Hey RUBE

I wanna git me a hontin lisssense jist like John.

Jesus Loves You so much He died for you

DUDE....

Looks like a LAAADY........Or vice versa?

ConcernedOne

~So I asked my husband

If he wanted to see a picture of the Sec of Homeland Security and angled the moniter in his direction. 


He glanced at the screen and asked "Is that him?"

 

HA!!!

that is priceless!

ConcernedOne

LOL, chose!!

yeah, napolitano's a real "guy's guy", isn't (s)he?! 

 

"i believe he will not stop until we are all jobless, homeless, hungry, and cold!"

~Seriously

It was a good thing I was done drinking my coffee.

 

hey girl,

you started it, lol!!

i find when reading the comments on nb, it never pays to have beverages too close to the computer, much less in one's mouth, lol!

 

"i believe he will not stop until we are all jobless, homeless, hungry, and cold!"

~I quite literally choked a couple of weeks ago

My husband came in the room to make sure I was alright. I'll PM you what I was looking at, put your coffee down!

 

"This is my rifle, this is

"This is my rifle, this is my gun.... "

(Yeah, sick and cruel with absolutely no justification. So I learned something from the last election, okay?)

 

"Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other."-John Adams

Boxers?

...or briefs?

Memo to Janet Reno

..there's a new man in town. 

last gun taken??

this was taken from the hands "Hesston"himself.

neopalitan

This is how to play a real Air Gitar.

I live in AZ also and she was the worst Gov we ever had she was worse the Mecham

Guns and Violence are not the answer but they are one solution to the problem== SARG

My thought

My thought exactly.

"Stairway to Heaven," anyone, anyone??

Caption

"That's one wetback won't be bothering us no more!"

You Might Be A Redneck if....

You Might Be A Redneck if...

You photograph yourself with a big smile and your gun rested on your hip like Oswald.

"DumbAssity of Dope"

Looks like

Dykes with guns

Is that you Pat?

It's Pat.

Homeland Security Secretary

Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano displays a firearm she pried from a citizens' cold, dead, fingers.

Good one, Free - that explains her big grin, I guess ;-)

It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue. ~ Sam Adams

Does anyone know?

Does anyone know how to shoot this thing?

Do I have to point it, or will the Undersecretary do that for me?

What does he mean, "sit on it"?

 

Annie Oakley singing

Annie Oakley singing Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better,

to Dick Cheney.

Or

I thought you said she was dead?

That was her sister, the Witch of the East, this is the Witch of the West and she's worse than the other one.

That's one dorky looking dude.

nuff said

MOM JEANS ~ ala SNL

Or she's just a heavy eater.

It's Pat!  - SNL

It's Pat!  - SNL

Janet in Wonderland

Yep! I’m getting ready for when those right-wing, terrorist  soldiers start coming home.

I do not have a caption for

I do not have a caption for this wacked out liberal poser. Any sitting president who is worth his/her salt would not let this idiot of a poser out on a photo op in the middle of a war on terror. Folks... do you feel any safer knowing THIS is what stands between us and "Faheem"? SHEEZUZ KRYMINI!!!! I can hear Mofhed now, looking at this photo on the web........

إبنة من مومس (son of a b!+ch) FAHEEM, Faheem come here quick.... look at this!  Allah has sent us a gift! This is what stands between us and our goal to bring down the Great Satan. My brother.... this is going to be a piece of BAKLAVA!

 

"We retort..... you decide."

Hey BAM... I've missed you

Hey BAM...

I've missed you and your great witty posts gal!

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

Hey BT...I've missed you

Hey BT...I've missed you guys too.... I've been out of work since September and haven't had a lot of time to be chattin it up on the net.

Employment is just around the corner... so no worries!

 

"We retort..... you decide."

good for you BAM

 

"Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend,------------inside a dog it's too dark to read"   ---Groucho

BAM... Wow...I hope you

BAM...

Wow...I hope you are serious about a job...just around that corner.

My best wishes for you are sent.

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

Thanx Bigtimer....

Thanx Bigtimer.... happiness is always here, but satisfaction seems to always be just up ahead, around that next corner. Blessings to you.... hope to catch up with you again soon!

 

"We retort..... you decide."

At a loss~

Well, I can't even wrap my mind around a snappy caption for this one because I can't get over the fact that this may very well be the worst picture I've ever seen of anybody in my entire life. It's seriously jolting. If I was her, I would do everything I could to round up the negatives.  

Ya know.....

She should get together with that trans-sexual mayor....imagine what their kids would look like ????

We're talkin' butt-ugly here....

"You can kiss this one goodbye, too".

My caption: "HEE, HEE, HEE! You can kiss this one goodbye, too".

ok I have to say it

this woman has got to be the end all of the incompetents.

Is there no shame...makes me gag and then some.

And Janet, thanks for the great job you did in Arizona.

Speechless now thanks.

 

-

After further reflection, deleted by author as inappropriate (even for a humor thread).

Jer

Reflection my patooie!

Out with it Jer! PM if ya have to buddy! I'm way too curious now. It can't possibly be worse than MSDNC comments about tea parties. Come on Jer, give it up! Pretty please!  ; )

 

Gary

All the oil is in Texas and the dipsticks are in D.C.!

Jer~

Well, that's admirable of you...but of course, now we are all wondering what on earth you posted! ;)

GG... Honestly, it's not

GG...

Honestly, it's not worth it.  If it had been really funny, although in questionable taste, I probably would have left it up.  But it wasn't.

Jer

Jer

C'mon Jer, give!

I post all kinds of things that aren't funny, even if I think they are.  So, not funny doesn't stop me, why should it stop you?

You are killing us, you realize that, right?

"You can have Peace or you can have Freedom; just don't count on having both at the same time." - R.A.H

 "I'll take the harsh reality of liberty over the illusion of security...everytime!" -me<

Jer/Rex~

Well, Rex, we should probably let Jer off the hook. Just a week ago, I went to edit myself on something, but the time had run out on being able to do it -- craaaap! *_* Sometimes that edit button is the only thing the separates us from the beasts. ;) Then again, Jer, you could always come up with something totally new and brilliant -- and we'd never know the difference! ;)

Well, have a good day, guys. And I just gotta say....I don't mean to be unkind, but every single time the picture on this blog pops up ("Janet with Gun"), it jolts me. ((^_^)) Maybe I'll feel badly for that comment later today and come back and edit myself...but for now, leaving it.  

 

GG...

Thanks, and see reply to rex below.  I'll try to do better next time.

Jer

Good morning Jer

Who, what, when, how? Inquiring minds want to know.

Jesus Loves You so much He died for you

Morning, cocodrie... If

Morning, cocodrie...

If you're referring to the deleted post, I ain't saying anything more than what I said in the reply to rex below.

If you're asking when I'll come up with something "better", it'll be a spur of the moment inspiration.  Hopefully, soon.

God bless, my friend...

Jer

rex... I know the

rex...

I know the feeling.  Some of my quips which I felt were my very best material have landed with a resounding thud, while others which I thought were only moderately clever have apparently been viewed as pretty funny.

This one which I deleted had to do with 'Napalitano's giddiness at having just bagged a couple of disgruntled vets'.  I believe reposting the caption in its entirety would merely provoke a "you were right, Jer, you shouldn't have bothered."

Jer

Gentleman Jer

It's all good, sir.  Just razzin' you a bit.  Somebody has to and I drew the short straw....

Take it easy and best wishes out there.

"You can have Peace or you can have Freedom; just don't count on having both at the same time." - R.A.H

 "I'll take the harsh reality of liberty over the illusion of security...everytime!" -me<

And this the person who is protecting us from...

terrorists?  Oh, I forgot.  They are now known as "man made disaster causers" or some such thing.  Where is Dick Cheney and his gun when you need him?  Jim Webster

First there was Janet Reno and now we have Janet Napolitano...

Attention, all of you about to become parents, let this be a lesson to you.  Do not name your newborn baby daughter Janet!  Jim Webster

Janet

 
Um, sorry Janet, but Halloween is in October.

Just like Barry...  stupid!  Sheesh.

 

Gary

All the oil is in Texas and the dipsticks are in D.C.!

"That's Mexico behind me . . .

Now, all of you redneck, right wing, Bible-thumpin', veterans-turned-terrorists leave my 'undocumented friends' alone as they cross the border"

 

- Remember just a few short months ago, when "Dissent" was "The Highest form of Patriotism"?  My, how times have changed!

Janet Napolitano hunting

Janet Napolitano hunting for  dykes....er..uh...ducks.

Caption

"I think I just shot myself in the foot."

Yep

I am just as dumb as I look!

"Well, that's one less conservative...

...to investigate!"

J.N.

Jessie R. Hamby       Am I holding this right? This is bigger than my dad"s.

Weekend Caption Fest

What....I'm here for a tea party too!

What a bitch

"I love people in the miltary, I do. PULL!"

(as a soldier gets catapulted into the air)

BOOM

"Got another terrorist."

"Shove this up your rearends, you right-wing extremists!"

"Then pull the trigger."

 

Picture posted three days

 
and hits on Newsbusters are down by 40% due to nauseated posters.

"What experience and history teach is
this - that people and governments never have learned anything from history,
or acted on principles deduced from it."


G. W. F. Hegel

Can we please

Can we please never have another sticky picture of this fugly ukker again, the smarmy, fake smile makes me sick.

Hanoi Janet. "Socialism

Hanoi Janet.

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." -Winston Churchill