By NB Staff (Bio | Archive) April 10, 2009 - 15:00 ET
President Barack Obama talks to France's President Nicolas Sarkozy after crossing the "Two Banks Bridge" on the Rhine river in Strasbourg April 4, 2009.
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." -Winston Churchill
Sarkozy: "Pelosi sent me an email- said pull 'em down like this, hold 'em there for one to two hours, and the bags magically disappear after only three short years."
Nicolas: "My heart, she breaks... you bow for the Saudi, but you refuse to grovel to me. We are French. We hate the Americans as much as you and the Saudi's."
Count Barrack-ula: "Don't cry Nick. I was only leaning... leaning, like your tower of Pizza."
Secret service agent: "Code blue, code blue... We need a teleprompter down here, STAT!"
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Look, look at me mon ami; I was laughing so hard that I cry big crocodil tears; you bow to the King of Saudi Arabia; what were you tinking mon ami? Carla, she laugh so hard she farted!
I didn't think 'negro' was suddenly a racist word? Sorry. I meant no offense. I make jokes about being 'white' too so what's good for the goose is good for the gander. I take no prisoners.
Well negro isn't all that offensive, however if you just change that to n$$$er than it most certainly is. I think that was the intent, so yea, it was offensive.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
There is an 'n' word that can only be spoken by blacks or in certain cases the furthest left of the lefties, otherwise it is taken as racist; that word is not negro.
Our society has moved through a couple of phases where blacks (today's PC label) choose what they will be called. At one time it was negro, then African American was in vogue, now 'black' seems to be the PC-label. ('People of color' was so goofy it didn't catch on.)
Thank you, Slick and I agree with your summation. It seems 'racist' traps are easy to fall into these days with the 'PC' rules which I can never seem to keep up with. Negro means black in many languages and I never thought the word "Negro' was ugly or racist.
Hey Big 0, remember those fake tears of Bill Clinton at the Ron Brown
funeral?? They looked like this..You remind of Clinton..cept you are
black man..
There, fixed it for ya.
"This
liberal would be all about socialize -- uh, uh, would be about
basically taking over and the government running all of your companies."-Maxine Waters 2008
Obama to Sarkozy: Yep, thanks to me, in two years, America will be even weaker than you guys. Could your sad country possibly spare about 310 million white flags?
-Dave
This coup has gone on long enough. The time to put it down is NOW.
France's President Nicolas Sarkozy shows the almost imperceptible scares left behind after undergoing new surgery that allows twin bluetooth enabled micro-teleprompters to be implanted in a user's eye sockets.
The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities of Citizens in the several States.
The US Constitution
Be honest bra,..... do I have coke on my nose ? Remember, my wife's an ex-model.....any coke residue left, to get her fix, she's liable to chew my face off like a rabid hyena.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
Sarkozy: Ronald Reagan had real tears, huge tears, when he visited the Omaha Beach Cemetary in 1984 . Please, honor the brave soldiers that died for our respective countries. Please. Your country has 9000 buried there. Never to return to their homeland. Please. Please, I beg you, honor them.
You and I are the only ones to bring this up on this Captionfest. There is a great "Military Motivator" photo in response to Obama's huge diss of those who gave their lives for our freedom. From Blackfive (sorry, rich text editor isn't working). http://www.blackfive...
complain about your excessive spending plans, look at them and say "aw boo hoo boo hoo; I won, you lost, get over it". That weell show zem who zis boss.
President Obama is nothing more than a empty suit; a Hollywood
style special effects smoke and mirrors show that has shown itself to
be a total fraud.
When I heard the stupid Americans elected you because they thought you would SAVE THEIR SECONOMY I laughed so hard I had tears running down both cheeks. Did they not hear of your buddy George Soros who bought you the White House to destroy the economy?
Z: Aaaah--ze magic messiah laughs----as his silent but deadly brings hot burning tears to my eyes. It must be the pulled pork and beans you had for lunch!
Hussein: I can't stop laughing--you wlaked right into it. I was waiting for it to get you. Holy Sheet ,man--you look baaaad! You should be glad my chick with the massive ass didn't cut loose. She clears rooms. When she pulls the sheet up over my head, I want to get up and run to the mosque for help!
Non, non mon cher petit ami---- when I asked you to bend over and spread your cheeks, I meant--oh well never mind, I have to floss after what I did to the Saudi king!
I am losing it. The Russian in Paris was like Putin on the Ritz.
Strange thought judt hit me--
In "Young Frankenstein: I see Emmanuel as Igor, Gibbs as Frankie the Monster, Michelle in Lanchester' role from the original. I just don;t see where lil ol ,Hussein fits in here. He's not as funny as Wilder but he is Wilder than funny! enuf! I gag myself!
"...peace is the highest aspiration of the American People. We will negotiate for it, sacrifice for it, we will never surrender for it, now or ever." President Ronald Reagan~ January 20, 1981
So, Barack...I've been meaning to ask you...why don't you get that disgusting wart thing by your nose removed? If you did, you might get a woman as beautiful as my Carla, instead of having to settle for that Amazon you're married to!
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Dude, are my eyes red?
April 10, 2009 - 15:49 ET by DaBirdDude, are my eyes red?
"Hey Hussein-O, we loved
April 10, 2009 - 15:59 ET by mattm"Hey Hussein-O, we loved your America-bashing, but can you do this one?"
Sarkozy: How you say his
April 10, 2009 - 16:01 ET by Dan DiegoSarkozy: How you say his name again, the Chinaman?
(R-L) Tears and a
April 10, 2009 - 16:07 ET by fitzfong(R-L) Tears and a Clown.
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." -Winston Churchill
I show you American GI's in Normandy
April 10, 2009 - 16:10 ET by BlondeYou disgrace of an American President!
Honor the sacrifice, you asshat.
http://www.blackfive...
I hope he fails, too.
On behalf of the United States...
April 10, 2009 - 16:15 ET by ConservativeFLI apologize President Sarkozy, please don't cry.
"Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15." Ronald Reagan
Obama: Dude, when you do
April 10, 2009 - 16:32 ET by motherbeltObama: Dude, when you do that, you look just like Helen Thomas!
Sarkozy: I can't believe you said Dude!
Obama: I'm getting in touch with my white surfer side!
They might say "Wow, that sucks!" But at least they'll say "Wow!" -Duff Goldman, the Ace of Cakes
A mime is a terrible thing to waste....
April 10, 2009 - 16:22 ET by Pilgrim1949Hey, uhh, nice glass box mime, umm, you got goin' there, uhh, Marcel....
...uhh, I mean Nick...
...uhh, I mean...
A teleprompter, a teleprompter, my kindom for one of those damned teleprompters!!
"Trrops...Afghanistan...!?
April 10, 2009 - 16:26 ET by WhoIsJohnGalt"Trrops...Afghanistan...!? Hey, ignorant American...look deep into my eyes...do you see anyone in there who cares WHAT you want???!!"
See, I ALWAYS lean over
April 10, 2009 - 16:29 ET by TheHistorianSee, just like with Saudi king, I ALWAYS lean over to talk to people shorter than I.
→ See here Obama!
April 10, 2009 - 16:38 ET by Cool ArrowI fart in your general
direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father
smelt of elderberries!
LYDSEXICS UNTIE!
Your can pick your friends,
April 10, 2009 - 16:48 ET by trarkYour can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick a Frenchman's nose.
Sarkozy:"That coke you gave
April 10, 2009 - 16:53 ET by the strugglerSarkozy:"That coke you gave me is melting my face,Dog."
Soon i will fulfill a school boys dream!
April 10, 2009 - 16:59 ET by upcountrywaterBOWING/leaning/dipping/KISSING the hand of a mooslem king..
Nick sez, "My tears are for the loss of capitialism".
All in a days work, Nick, it's really easy giving away a TRILLION bucks, a week to all the tin horns world wide.
P.R.I.N.T. Money 30 sec YT
Sarkozy and O
April 10, 2009 - 16:59 ET by PeterDSarkozy to Obama (sounding like Inspector Clouseau), "So you mean this stuff doesn't come off your face?"
Sarkozy: Your socialist
April 10, 2009 - 17:02 ET by bigtimerSarkozy: Your socialist plans for the USA bring tears to my eyes.
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart
Sarkozy: "Pelosi sent me an
April 10, 2009 - 17:11 ET by BKeyserSarkozy: "Pelosi sent me an email- said pull 'em down like this, hold 'em there for one to two hours, and the bags magically disappear after only three short years."
Obama: "Silly frenchman. I'm sorry."
Bkeyser, regarding Queen Nancy...
April 11, 2009 - 07:58 ET by goldenthroat"...and she also said don't forget to use plenty of botox!"
Who am us, anyway? - Firesign Theatre
Barry!
April 10, 2009 - 17:16 ET by RukusSarkozy: Barry! Hey! Loook heeer Barry! Zees iz mah face Barry! Yooor teleepromteeer can wait! Pay attenteeeon Barry!
Barry: I'm sorry Nick, uh, have you seen Tele?
Gary
"Things can only bother you if you let them bother you" -My Dad
Overheard
April 10, 2009 - 17:19 ET by DoktorFrankenNicky "Chili Palmer" Sarkozy: Look at my eyes, A-Hole.
Hussein: I AM looking at your eyes, Chili. Why do you want me to look at your eyes?
Doc
April 10, 2009 - 17:25 ET by BlondeIt's "look at me"..."look at me"....w/ fingers pointed toward ones own face.
Funniest damn thing I think I've ever read or seen....But....Elmore Leonard is sublime.
I hope he fails, too.
Nicolas: "My heart, she
April 10, 2009 - 17:35 ET by JerryNicolas: "My heart, she breaks... you bow for the Saudi, but you refuse to grovel to me. We are French. We hate the Americans as much as you and the Saudi's."
Count Barrack-ula: "Don't cry Nick. I was only leaning... leaning, like your tower of Pizza."
Secret service agent: "Code blue, code blue... We need a teleprompter down here, STAT!"
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Code Blue?
April 11, 2009 - 16:48 ET by DoktorFrankenIs that because he blew it? Or because he blows? Both?
Caption
April 10, 2009 - 17:53 ET by slickwillie2001Look, look at me mon ami; I was laughing so hard that I cry big crocodil tears; you bow to the King of Saudi Arabia; what were you tinking mon ami? Carla, she laugh so hard she farted!
President Nicolas
April 10, 2009 - 17:55 ET by allamericangirlPresident Nicolas Sarkozy shows President Chuckles Obama how to cry at will so people think you really give a $hit.
"Liberalism is a mental disorder" -Michael Savage
Caption:
April 10, 2009 - 17:58 ET by Delia"Do I have a negro stuck in my eye?"
→ Say what?
April 10, 2009 - 18:28 ET by Cool ArrowI don't think that's Delia at the keyboard.
Mods!!!
LYDSEXICS UNTIE!
Yikes...
April 10, 2009 - 19:15 ET by DeliaI didn't think 'negro' was suddenly a racist word? Sorry. I meant no offense. I make jokes about being 'white' too so what's good for the goose is good for the gander. I take no prisoners.
Wowie kazowie. *walks on thin ice*
Yeeesh...is this the "less
April 10, 2009 - 18:47 ET by balboaYeeesh...is this the "less racist than the left" conservatives I keep hearing about?
→ bal
April 11, 2009 - 17:48 ET by Cool ArrowI don't know what brought that on in this thread or in the other.
I'd just as soon her posts got deleted also.
LYDSEXICS UNTIE!
Well negro isn't all
April 11, 2009 - 17:56 ET by BlazerWell negro isn't all that offensive, however if you just change that to n$$$er than it most certainly is. I think that was the intent, so yea, it was offensive.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Uh,
April 10, 2009 - 18:23 ET by RD Kingsarkozy hand signaling maobama that I see you for the communist POS you are still aint as good as maobama meets iminjihad. See link below.
http://www.americanthinker.com/cartoons/?id=483
Delia
April 10, 2009 - 18:24 ET by RD Kingyes and a magic one at that.
RD King, LOL!
April 10, 2009 - 19:23 ET by DeliaDon't forget the pixie dust and unicorns!
Bluto:
April 10, 2009 - 19:17 ET by Crash"See if you can guess what I am now ... I'm a zit, get it!?"
&
"So take a good look at my face
You'll see my smile looks out of place
If you look closer, it's easy to trace
The tracks of my tears.. "
Too much PC
April 10, 2009 - 19:32 ET by slickwillie2001There is an 'n' word that can only be spoken by blacks or in certain cases the furthest left of the lefties, otherwise it is taken as racist; that word is not negro.
Our society has moved through a couple of phases where blacks (today's PC label) choose what they will be called. At one time it was negro, then African American was in vogue, now 'black' seems to be the PC-label. ('People of color' was so goofy it didn't catch on.)
RE: Too much PC
April 10, 2009 - 20:47 ET by DeliaThank you, Slick and I agree with your summation. It seems 'racist' traps are easy to fall into these days with the 'PC' rules which I can never seem to keep up with. Negro means black in many languages and I never thought the word "Negro' was ugly or racist.
*heavy sigh*
Live and learn.
Sarkozy to Obama:
April 10, 2009 - 19:36 ET by shannon20Sarkozy says nervously: Hey Barack, did I get all the crap off my nose and face?
Obama chuckling: Don't worry about it Nicky, everyone already knows your my Bitch!
Loved your special olympics
April 10, 2009 - 19:41 ET by pgrossjrLoved your special olympics joke, watch my Chinese impression
Sarkozy: In my country,
April 10, 2009 - 19:42 ET by dborschjr68Sarkozy: In my country, we have zee mimes, yes?, and zey have the tears running down to zeir cheeks with the white face paint, yes?
Obama: hehehehehe..silly little frenchman, I don't understand a thing you're saying...
Sarkozy:
April 10, 2009 - 19:47 ET by BarkerChirac looks like this, you dolt.
...
April 10, 2009 - 20:40 ET by dervishbingo!
Darn - I posted mine before reading all - glad we agree!
April 11, 2009 - 20:33 ET by Cape ConservativeIt is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue. ~ Sam Adams
Reflections
April 10, 2009 - 19:53 ET by BarkerObama looked into his eyes and saw a hole
Hey dude
April 10, 2009 - 19:56 ET by Joe CamelHey Big O, remember those fake tears of Bill Clinton at the Ron Brown funeral?? They looked like this..You remind of Clinton..cept you are black man..
Hey Big 0, remember those
April 10, 2009 - 19:58 ET by RESTLESS 1Hey Big 0, remember those fake tears of Bill Clinton at the Ron Brown
funeral?? They looked like this..You remind of Clinton..cept you are
black man..
There, fixed it for ya.
"This
liberal would be all about socialize -- uh, uh, would be about
basically taking over and the government running all of your companies."-Maxine Waters 2008
When asked to provide troops to Afghanistan
April 10, 2009 - 20:17 ET by doug1950"Look into these eyes, do you see any concerns for you or what you want?"
Obama to Sarkozy: Yep,
April 10, 2009 - 20:32 ET by R D HelmObama to Sarkozy: Yep, thanks to me, in two years, America will be even weaker than you guys. Could your sad country possibly spare about 310 million white flags?
-Dave
This coup has gone on long enough. The time to put it down is NOW.
Look right here
April 10, 2009 - 20:34 ET by botgI am the president of France, not Chirac like you thought
"Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend,------------inside a dog it's too dark to read" ---Groucho
Now remember, when you come to Paris,
April 10, 2009 - 20:45 ET by dervishkiss me here and here. Don't try that other French kissing!
Sarkozy: I spy with my
April 10, 2009 - 20:45 ET by JetmoreSarkozy: I spy with my little eye...
Obama: Is it a lying socialist bastard?
Sarkozy: You are too good at this game!
sarkozy: "i cry such big tears when i visit....
April 10, 2009 - 21:06 ET by clinging to my guns and my religion...the cemeteries of your brave american soldiers who died here while saving us from nazi oppression. what a terrible, senseless war!"
obama: "cemeteries? what cemeteries? war? what war?"
"i believe he will not stop until we are all jobless, homeless, hungry, and cold!"
Teleimplants
April 10, 2009 - 21:21 ET by CobraManFrance's President Nicolas Sarkozy shows the almost imperceptible scares left behind after undergoing new surgery that allows twin bluetooth enabled micro-teleprompters to be implanted in a user's eye sockets.
The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities of Citizens in the several States.
The US Constitution
Unless you're a fetus.
The US Supreme Court
No no no no, to get a
April 10, 2009 - 21:42 ET by ex buff e-dubNo no no no, to get a REALLY good snot-rocket, you have to close off only ONE nostril!
Boogey
April 10, 2009 - 22:18 ET by guefyBoogey, Boogey, Boogey!
I uh..., felt like, uh, uh,... uh like a little bit, a little bit, uh, a little bit uh, scared.
http://repdad.blogsp...
http://teleprompteri...
Watch me imitate Biden
April 10, 2009 - 22:21 ET by guefyWatch me imitate Biden imitating Rosie. Ching, chang, chong! Did you ever notice there are a lot of gooks in Chinese restuarants?
http://repdad.blogspot.com http://teleprompteri...
Kozy Man, You Are The Shiz!
April 10, 2009 - 22:47 ET by Tyler Durbin“It’s called the Venus Butterfly! How else do you think a short, homely Frenchman scores a supermodel?”
"Hey Lama! How about a little something (you know) for the effort?"
Sarkozy: Be
April 10, 2009 - 23:16 ET by BlazerSarkozy:
Be honest bra,..... do I have coke on my nose ? Remember, my wife's an ex-model.....any coke residue left, to get her fix, she's liable to chew my face off like a rabid hyena.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Sarkozy: Hey,
April 10, 2009 - 23:18 ET by BlazerSarkozy:
Hey, Bow-Rack,..... Why So Serious ?
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
[spoken in best Pepe La Pew accent]
April 10, 2009 - 23:19 ET by OxyCon"Messier Obama...you're smile...she is so bright that my eyes...they can not see!"
You must remember
April 11, 2009 - 00:15 ET by cocodrieYou must remember to surrender before you see the whites of their eyes.
Jesus Loves You so much He died for you
Why Squirrel Hate Me?
April 11, 2009 - 08:08 ET by krendlerWhy!
Mr. President, even I cry
April 11, 2009 - 08:28 ET by simmonsismeMr. President, even I cry like Glenn Beck when I see what you are doing to America.
Ronald Reagan had real tears, huge tears, when he visited...
April 11, 2009 - 08:35 ET by JWFSarkozy: Ronald Reagan had real tears, huge tears, when he visited the Omaha Beach Cemetary in 1984 . Please, honor the brave soldiers that died for our respective countries. Please. Your country has 9000 buried there. Never to return to their homeland. Please. Please, I beg you, honor them.
Obama: Nah, I got a guy flying in to make pizza.
JWF
April 11, 2009 - 08:48 ET by BlondeYou and I are the only ones to bring this up on this Captionfest. There is a great "Military Motivator" photo in response to Obama's huge diss of those who gave their lives for our freedom. From Blackfive (sorry, rich text editor isn't working). http://www.blackfive...
I hope he fails, too.
Next time the Republicans....
April 11, 2009 - 09:27 ET by sam12663complain about your excessive spending plans, look at them and say "aw boo hoo boo hoo; I won, you lost, get over it". That weell show zem who zis boss.
President Obama is nothing more than a empty suit; a Hollywood
style special effects smoke and mirrors show that has shown itself to
be a total fraud.
WAKE UP AMERICA! SAVE OUR CONSTITUTION!
Caption
April 11, 2009 - 09:41 ET by Rob De WittGood doggy.
laughed so hard
April 11, 2009 - 09:41 ET by bknownstWhen I heard the stupid Americans elected you because they thought you would SAVE THEIR SECONOMY I laughed so hard I had tears running down both cheeks. Did they not hear of your buddy George Soros who bought you the White House to destroy the economy?
Aaaah--ze magic messiah laughs----
April 11, 2009 - 10:06 ET by misterbillZ: Aaaah--ze magic messiah laughs----as his silent but deadly brings hot burning tears to my eyes. It must be the pulled pork and beans you had for lunch!
Hussein: I can't stop laughing--you wlaked right into it. I was waiting for it to get you. Holy Sheet ,man--you look baaaad! You should be glad my chick with the massive ass didn't cut loose. She clears rooms. When she pulls the sheet up over my head, I want to get up and run to the mosque for help!
Obama NOT Bowing to the
April 11, 2009 - 12:10 ET by eaglewingz08Obama NOT Bowing to the Much shorter President of France, as Pres. Obama clasps Sarkozy's shoulder in a one handed man hug.
Oh, Bamessiah,
April 11, 2009 - 12:39 ET by pbanks7Sarkozy: Obamessiah, I have been afflicted with a terrible sinus condition. It hurts real bad right here, and here.
Obamessiah: Son, your faith has healed you. Go in peace.
Sarkozy: But I don' feel no different.
Obamessiah: Hope for Change.
Consider the lily. -- Life of Brian.
Hey Nick!
April 11, 2009 - 12:46 ET by pbanks7Obama: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
Sarkozy (wiping): Say it, don't spray it.
Classic!!!
April 11, 2009 - 14:51 ET by sam12663That is funny as hell!!!
President Obama is nothing more than a empty suit; a Hollywood
style special effects smoke and mirrors show that has shown itself to
be a total fraud.
WAKE UP AMERICA! SAVE OUR CONSTITUTION!
I got your back
April 11, 2009 - 13:32 ET by WesenBorak "I got your back" Obama tells Sarkozi that he'd never let him be detained by Pirates for more than 444 days.
Puppy Dog Eyes
April 11, 2009 - 14:16 ET by brain trustLook at these puppy dog eyes. Won't you PLEEZE go with me to the American cemetery at Normandy?
Before we have a government that can supply us with everything we will have a government that can provide us with nothing.
Sarkozy to Hussein
April 11, 2009 - 14:41 ET by 1611LilacLadyhttp://www.metrolyrics.com/cry-me-a-river-lyrics-ella-fitzgerald.html
Isaiah 5:20a Woe unto them who call evil good, and good evil. . . KJV
CLOSE UP ON Sarkozy,
April 11, 2009 - 15:19 ET byCLOSE UP ON
Sarkozy, indicating both sides of his mouth.
Sarkozy: Maybe it'll fit if we just cut here...and here?
Pull my finger!
April 11, 2009 - 15:20 ET by Crash"When you bowed to the Saudi King and squeaked one out ... I had tears running down my face!"
Non, non mon cher petit ami----
April 11, 2009 - 16:33 ET by misterbillNon, non mon cher petit ami---- when I asked you to bend over and spread your cheeks, I meant--oh well never mind, I have to floss after what I did to the Saudi king!
misterbill
April 11, 2009 - 16:39 ET by RukusROTFLMAO!
Gary
"Things can only bother you if you let them bother you" -My Dad
Gary--
April 11, 2009 - 16:51 ET by misterbillI am losing it. The Russian in Paris was like Putin on the Ritz.
Strange thought judt hit me--
In "Young Frankenstein: I see Emmanuel as Igor, Gibbs as Frankie the Monster, Michelle in Lanchester' role from the original. I just don;t see where lil ol ,Hussein fits in here. He's not as funny as Wilder but he is Wilder than funny! enuf! I gag myself!
'Sinus up' for help~
April 11, 2009 - 18:27 ET by Georgia Girl"Obama, my sinuses are killing me. Will your healthcare plan cover all of my health problems as well?"
[reassuring pat from Obama that it indeed will.]
zarky baby--
April 11, 2009 - 22:14 ET by misterbillIt may not be sinus, it could be lakacertitude.
Z: Oh, I'm sure it's not!
That's okay, Big-O - If I do this, I can see how you could
April 11, 2009 - 20:14 ET by Cape Conservativemistake me for Jacque Chirac ;-)
It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue. ~ Sam Adams
Sarkozy: "Hey, Barack...I'm using a new eye wrinkle cream...
April 11, 2009 - 20:52 ET by PrairieSkyYou think it makes me look younger??"
Obama: "Sure it does, Nicky..."
"...peace is the highest aspiration of the American People. We will negotiate for it, sacrifice for it, we will never surrender for it, now or ever." President Ronald Reagan~ January 20, 1981
So, Barack...I've been
April 11, 2009 - 21:00 ET by April ClarkSo, Barack...I've been meaning to ask you...why don't you get that disgusting wart thing by your nose removed? If you did, you might get a woman as beautiful as my Carla, instead of having to settle for that Amazon you're married to!
eyes
April 12, 2009 - 10:37 ET by flyoverlandI can't explain it, ever since my honeymoon night, my eyes have been crossed.
My friend, I can't seem
April 12, 2009 - 11:30 ET by Delsato stop these tears.
Everytime I think of what the American people have coming under YOUR leadership, I weep.
As a matter of fact, I weep for us all!