
Vice President Joe Biden poses for a photo with Jenine Spoliansky of the Miami Intermodal Center, a transportation project funded by the stimulus bill. March 5, 2009 (photo AP.)
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You lik'a the, ah, boobies, no?
March 13, 2009 - 15:46 ET by benjaminahudsonYou lik'a the, ah, boobies, no?
LOLOLOL!
March 13, 2009 - 21:10 ET by GregELOLOLOL!
But GregE, it DOES make you wonder...
March 14, 2009 - 09:16 ET by goldenthroatWho in this picture is the bigger boob?
"Who am us, anyway?" - Firesign Theatre
Stick 'em up ... Joe
March 14, 2009 - 07:14 ET by 10ksnookerStick 'em up ...
Joe is just too dimb to known how dumb he is.
Now if these aren't a stimulus I don't know what is?!
March 13, 2009 - 15:57 ET by benjaminahudsonNow if these aren't a stimulus I don't know what is?!
LOL!
March 13, 2009 - 18:24 ET by deerjerkydaveLOL!
Hands Out
March 13, 2009 - 15:58 ET by bradbenj5952Even Joe, who was the poorest member of the U.S. Senate, has his hand out.
"Chuck you can get out of the chair for these"
March 13, 2009 - 15:59 ET by dark_ds"Chuck you can get out of the chair for these"
"America is on the Short Bus to Socialism"
Plugs Biden's stimulated package
March 13, 2009 - 16:07 ET by political mavenHey Jenine, can you back up just a little, er, uh, yeah for a better picture!
HEYNOW!
We are SOO VERY happy about the stimulus package..
March 13, 2009 - 16:07 ET by upcountrywaterYes you hold it like this.. That's right just like this...AND ; yes it puts a smile on our faces.
P.R.I.N.T. Money 30 sec YT
~Plugs Poses
March 13, 2009 - 16:08 ET by choselife3xWith the woman who won First AND Third Prize in the wet T-shirt contest!
Hope and Change= Despair and Socialism
Hey...Stand up straight
March 13, 2009 - 16:10 ET by bigtimerHey...Stand up straight Jenine...and suck in that gut...you'll project much better for the guys here! ;-)
Good one BT!!!
March 13, 2009 - 22:33 ET by mvfreemanWe are easily distracted by those "projections".
WOW! That's what happens?
March 14, 2009 - 09:13 ET by goldenthroatHey, Obama - MORE STIMULUS MONEY - NOW!
"Who am us, anyway?" - Firesign Theater
Joe Biden offering his personal support.
March 13, 2009 - 16:12 ET by katainkentHe's happy to help in any way he can.
LOL!
March 13, 2009 - 19:04 ET by dborschjr68Thanks for the levity!
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-About an hour later, it hit me: Those were the droids I was looking for!
Joe, I could have gotten a
March 13, 2009 - 16:12 ET by DaBirdJoe, I could have gotten a picture of you with a cuter girl than that for a hell of a lot less than $787 billion.
"Hon, this is the way
March 13, 2009 - 16:16 ET by Ruths husband Ben"Hon, this is the way Democrat handouts work, on the way to your hand, it has to go through mine first."
Obama: "The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers." -Ed Mahmoud
"I'm thinking of a 3 leter
March 13, 2009 - 16:17 ET by dbo"I'm thinking of a 3 leter word".
Jenine: Are those Certs in
March 13, 2009 - 16:20 ET by Dan DiegoJenine: Are those Certs in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
clueless Joe
March 13, 2009 - 16:28 ET by Darwin Akbar"Now here's a kind of stimulus we can all get behind!"
"Is that a stimulus bill in your pocket or are you glad to see me?"
I should be ashamed of myself...
March 13, 2009 - 16:47 ET by David N MOBut I have to agree that was my first reaction too. "These babes were bought and paid for by the stimulus package"!
He looks like a used car salesman who just kicked her tires, slammed her doors and polished the hood ornaments.
David
Save me from the Good People!
"What's that? Obama's not a
March 13, 2009 - 17:11 ET by DJEddle"What's that? Obama's not a natural born citizen? Hey...Look over here! These look good, don't they?"
Thoughts on United States Citizenship
Rational Liberty: Where Reason and Government Collide - The best website ever!
Jill Smith,
March 13, 2009 - 17:27 ET by Advocate123citizen of Miami, shows the cameras the amount of money she will recieve from the recent stimulus bill.
In return, Joe Biden shows the cameras the amount of competence he has to be in charge of the stimulus bill.
http://www.youtube.c...
Nice
March 13, 2009 - 17:33 ET by R D HelmNice rack.
:-^)
-Dave
This coup has gone on long enough. The time to put it down is NOW.
You can't go in a 7-Eleven
March 13, 2009 - 17:35 ET by the strugglerYou can't go in a 7-Eleven around here without a slight...pair of these.
"The little lady will have a
March 13, 2009 - 17:38 ET by the struggler"The little lady will have a Forty Ounce."
????
March 13, 2009 - 17:43 ET by BO STINKSJB: "Guess what I'm gonna stimulate next?"
The great Socio/Economic Experiments of the 20th cent. (communism, socialism, fascism) only killed a few hundred million. Let's give 'em another try! - me
Caption
March 13, 2009 - 17:43 ET by slickwillie2001"My other hand is in an undisclosed location."
I'm smiling!
March 13, 2009 - 17:44 ET by Mike BrattonAnd I shouldn't be too disappointed--but man, I thought I was going to visit the Miami Intermodel Center!
--Mike
www.thebrattonreport...
Hand out
March 13, 2009 - 17:51 ET by AnotherBrian"Vice President Joe Biden demonstrates to Jenine Spoliansky how to stick her hand out for hand outs from the federal government."
Hey Joe!
March 13, 2009 - 17:52 ET by BKeyserWant in one hand and *%&t in the other- see which fills up first....
Jugs & Plugs.
March 13, 2009 - 17:56 ET by CrashJugs & Plugs.
Crash! LMAO... Perfect!
March 13, 2009 - 18:02 ET by bigtimerCrash!
LMAO...
Perfect!
Crash - you win!!! hands down! or up or something ;~)
March 13, 2009 - 18:30 ET by Cape ConservativeIt is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue. ~ Sam Adams
Beautiful, but
March 13, 2009 - 20:22 ET by UpNorthhow about a spew alert next time. My poor keyboard. The winner, hands down. Not you Joe, it's just a saying.
omg....
March 14, 2009 - 01:48 ET by i was just thinkingI'm still laughing every time I repeat that line to myself. Thank you, thank you, thank you! That was one of the funniest things I've read in a long time! Had to wipe the tears from my eyes before typing.
Too damn funny.
hours later...
March 14, 2009 - 09:55 ET by i was just thinking... and I still laugh my ass off when I think about ol' Jugs and Plugs!
iwjt.... ...Me
March 14, 2009 - 17:29 ET by bigtimeriwjt....
...Me too!
Crash wins the Prize!
Biden Puts the "Vice" in Vice President
March 13, 2009 - 17:57 ET by Anonymous FinchBiden Puts the "Vice" in Vice President
Something is poking me...
March 13, 2009 - 17:59 ET by superconIs it my stimulus package....?
Because with a name like Obama... you know it has to be good.
supercon, I think you are referring to the Porkulus package
March 14, 2009 - 01:02 ET by upcountrywaterP.R.I.N.T. Money 30 sec YT
Three Boobs
March 13, 2009 - 17:59 ET by Anonymous FinchThree Boobs
Best one yet
March 13, 2009 - 18:24 ET by Retired GeekThree Boobs - LOL
That WAS pretty good.
March 14, 2009 - 11:10 ET by superconn/t
Because with a name like Obama... you know it has to be good.
Crash, this one is right up there with your Blue Ribbon caption!
March 13, 2009 - 18:34 ET by Cape ConservativeDarn...how can I choose????
It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue. ~ Sam Adams
priceless
March 14, 2009 - 01:50 ET by i was just thinkingStop! Between you and Crash I may not make it through the day! This is just too damn good! I just spent a week teaching middle school students - I needed these laughs!
"Mr. Vice President, is
March 13, 2009 - 18:14 ET by Jer"Mr. Vice President, is that some crazy way of demonstrating the hard times we're in, or are you just happy to see me?"
Jer
Jer,
March 13, 2009 - 19:29 ET by R D HelmLOL.
-Dave
This coup has gone on long enough. The time to put it down is NOW.
"Niiiiice, yes? She make good wife, I sell her to you, yes?"
March 13, 2009 - 18:20 ET by Jim TreacherThank you, this has been my caption.
May I...
March 13, 2009 - 18:22 ET by ConservativeFLhave a baseball cap, this heat is melting my hair plugs.
"Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15." Ronald Reagan
Happy to Tax me?
March 13, 2009 - 18:23 ET by Retired GeekMr Joe, have you received your stimulus or are you just happy to tax me?
Back to the 60's
March 13, 2009 - 18:27 ET by nkviking75With long, straight hair and little or no makeup, Jenine Spoliansky gives Joe Biden a 60's flashback.
When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.
Now, nkv - this is how today's progressive liberal women
March 13, 2009 - 18:45 ET by Cape Conservativedress - not very professional in my book. I keep wondering what they have against looking your best...a little makeup...a little style beyond college days. (and my guess is she was probably one of Sarah Palin's loudest critics!!!)
I have yet to see Governor Palin not look like a professional, even in her casual attire.
It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue. ~ Sam Adams
Get 'em up
March 13, 2009 - 18:32 ET by 10ksnookerWay up so every body can see them.
Joe's going to ride the train back.
Hey, Jenine - that's quite a professional outfit you're wearing
March 13, 2009 - 18:39 ET by Cape Conservativeto meet the vice president of our country!!!! If you're trying to out-Michelle her sleeveless look, better start lifting those weights ;~)
No, Joe, you can't touch!!
It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue. ~ Sam Adams
At last, a stimulus package I can put my...
March 13, 2009 - 18:48 ET by jawebster1hands and mouth around...My wife's not here is she? Jim Webster
Spoliansky unzips herself to
March 13, 2009 - 18:51 ET by deerjerkydaveSpoliansky unzips herself to reveal her true identity...Lewinsky!
Ah! Ya beat me to the reference, so here's mine.
March 14, 2009 - 11:24 ET by pbanks7I'm not gonna tell you what Ms. Lewinski here had to do to get her "project" funded, but her favorite Pink Floyd song is, "Have a cigar, Eugene." Uhhh.... did I say Lewinski? Sorry, uhhhh Ms...? Spolioly? Spolianky! Spolanky? Spoliansky!
Is that concrete all around, or is it in my head? -- Ian Hunter, or David Bowey, or Mott the Hoople, take your pick.
Biden: "Fine from far but
March 13, 2009 - 18:53 ET by deerjerkydaveBiden: "Fine from far but far from fine!"
Cheesy Smile !!!!
March 13, 2009 - 22:47 ET by sccVP Joe Biden says " Gird My Loins "
When Obama saw this he said:
March 13, 2009 - 20:58 ET by guefy"Gimme a f*&$#ing break!"
New Bailout
March 13, 2009 - 21:07 ET by Airforce_5_OJoe Biden introduces the newest rescue bailout for California. More specifically Silicon Valley.
Joe spins a tale...
March 13, 2009 - 21:07 ET by Roger the Shrubber...and he said "Rectum? Damn near killed him!"
I'm serious, you can't go to
March 13, 2009 - 21:13 ET by GregE"I'm serious, you can't go to anyplace in Miami, without an enhanced set of these. Am I right?"
You put your left hand
March 13, 2009 - 22:21 ET by TheBigBYou put your left hand in
You put your left hand out.......
".....And as we look at the News at 10 time-lapse SkyCam, we see as the sun goes down it gets dark."
Avoid the middleman
March 13, 2009 - 23:52 ET by SmorgasbordAvoid the middleman: Just put your paycheck in our hands. It's going to wind up there anyway.
Joe: Careful Jen, you may
March 14, 2009 - 00:34 ET by Dan DiegoJoe: Careful Jen, you may feel a slight prick.
bless the photographer... i'd like to thank him!
March 14, 2009 - 01:53 ET by i was just thinkingJoe: "I don't know about all of you, but I'm certainly stimulated!"
JB..."Yes Jenine I know for
March 14, 2009 - 04:49 ET by urbuggenmeJB..."Yes Jenine I know for a fact your check is in the mail"
Caption fun!
March 14, 2009 - 05:51 ET by HipnosisHey look, three boobs in one picture!
I stick my neck out for nobody.
vice-president joe biden...
March 14, 2009 - 06:52 ET by clinging to my guns and my religion...reaches for yet another hand-out, but is crestfallen moments later when he realizes that, though the usual position for a "gimme" is palm up, for this grab his hand is improperly positioned.
"i believe he will not stop until we are all jobless, homeless, hungry, and cold!"
"Hey Bill.... Young enough
March 14, 2009 - 08:18 ET by VinncyG"Hey Bill.... Young enough for ya?..... I'm looking out for you buddy".
Hey guys I think this
March 14, 2009 - 09:02 ET by muh-oonHey guys I think this little lady could use a "cup" of joe, eh? Hey nobody ever accused me of being clean or articulate.
Ivan the engine driver....
March 14, 2009 - 09:12 ET by AgentAmerican"here's Ivan the engine driver to make you feel much better..."
"....dirty old sod!"
2010: A GOP Hill
Perky and Porkie.
March 14, 2009 - 09:38 ET by RukusGary
Sorry Al, I've used up my allotment of "give a crap!"
Hokey Pokey
March 14, 2009 - 10:04 ET by NorthCoasterYou put your left hand out then your right hand out and you do the hokey pokey and you turn it all about.........that's what it's all about...
Picture shows an anatomy anomaly
March 14, 2009 - 11:44 ET by TheHistorian"Mommy, see the lady. She has 3 big boobs."
→ Bob Barker
March 14, 2009 - 11:46 ET by Cool ArrowBob Barker shows Bill Clinton what he won playing Plinko.
Obama is succeeding and it hurts
Better than Kerry
March 14, 2009 - 12:05 ET by CobraMan"I date models too, Mr. Kerry!"
The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities of Citizens in the several States.
The US Constitution
Unless you're a fetus.
The US Supreme Court
Joe do you mind
March 14, 2009 - 12:24 ET by Joe CamelHey Joe, is that a Tootsie Roll in your pants, or are you just happy to feel me..inquiring minds want to know..
Well, yes, hers are big.
March 14, 2009 - 12:26 ET by ArminiusBut they're not as big as the two boobs serving as president and vice president.
Inspirational
March 14, 2009 - 12:55 ET by guefyGood one! After reading yours, I thought of this:
Jenine Spoliansky calls her shirt 'The White House' cause there's 2 big boobs in it too.
Then I thought, "Move that one boob out of the way", the cameraman said as he motioned for V.P. Biden to move.
well...
March 14, 2009 - 12:45 ET by theduck6There's a coupla stimulus plans I could get behind.
Uuuh sweetie. Your gonna have to stand there for a sec. OK?
Hey wait a minute. Transportation project? "stimulus" bill? How do the heck does that make any sense? No earmarks? No pork? Looking at the young lady makes me wonder if the old lech in chief was behind this. No pun intended.
Bidens a Boob
March 14, 2009 - 12:56 ET by sam12663Know what I see? 3 boobs!!!
President Obama is nothing more than a empty suit; a Hollywood
style special effects smoke and mirrors show that has shown itself to
be a total fraud.
WAKE UP AMERICA! SAVE OUR CONSTITUTION!
What Not To Wear!
March 14, 2009 - 13:10 ET by 1611LilacLadyDidn't this woman know she's was going to be photographed? Um . . she needs help from "What Not To Wear"!
And yep, Biden's living up to the same ol' VP duties . . What a dud! Wasn't there another campaign lie, err I mean promise, to give the VP new duties and not just the opportunity to stay in the background?
Gotta admit, I'm grateful for that lie!
Isaiah 5:20a Woe unto them who call evil good, and good evil. . . KJV
See?
March 14, 2009 - 13:43 ET by MotherIt takes two hands to deal with this much bullsh*t.
Look, everyone! I found ...
March 14, 2009 - 14:31 ET by EricTheRed"Look, everyone! I found the only person whose job the stimulus package has created so far!" - Veep
http://VocalMinority...
The Jewish Republican's Web Sanctuary
Where is his other hand?
March 14, 2009 - 15:07 ET by LetFreedomRingWhere is his other hand? Hmmmm
Two dim-twits...
March 14, 2009 - 15:28 ET by Mother...one cup.
[you DON'T wanna know].
"Ah, it's good to be the
March 14, 2009 - 15:42 ET by RR GOP"Ah, it's good to be the Vice President."
One of the 24% who thinks George W. Bush was a great President. One of the 89% who wants to bring back the stock and pillory.
Jenine Spoliansky and Joe
March 14, 2009 - 17:23 ET by Antisocial-ismJenine Spoliansky and Joe Biden both show how big Obama's Bal_s must be to have a spokesman blame the American people for the recession.
After reading through the caption comments, it occurs to me...
March 14, 2009 - 17:29 ET by R D Helm...the we NBers of the male persuasion are a bunch of pigs.
Know what I say?
OINK! :-^)
-Dave
This coup has gone on long enough. The time to put it down is NOW.
"She's VERY well qualified
March 14, 2009 - 17:33 ET by jeskibuff"She's VERY well qualified for the intern position. I found her on Twitter. Or something similar to Twitter. I don't remember - I was drunk at the time."
Nothing says "Idiot Inside" better than an Obama/Biden bumper sticker.
Hey, I resent that! I
March 14, 2009 - 17:39 ET by RR GOPHey, I resent that!
I wrote absolutely nothing about her tantalizing, large, round, breasts.
Get a life, loser!
LOL
One of the 34% who thinks George W. Bush was a great President. One of the 61% who wants to bring back the stock and pillory (yep...approval for Congress now at 39%...do you believe that!?).
→ RR
March 14, 2009 - 17:50 ET by Cool ArrowNow that you mention it, she does have a rather large pair of mammaries.
I don't notice such things, MUCH.
Obama is succeeding and it hurts
Stimulus?
March 14, 2009 - 18:29 ET by lkotur"I don't know about you other guys, But I sure am stimulated"
Hehe - that was just about
March 14, 2009 - 18:58 ET by Anniee451Hehe - that was just about what I was going to say. The look on his face (one he wears quite often, I might add) is hilarious :D
Old saying
March 14, 2009 - 19:18 ET by doug1950"No fool like an OLD fool"
BTW, up on the Newsbusters clip with Jodie...when did Chavez join the Guardian Angels?
Cheap Shot!
March 14, 2009 - 20:26 ET by BayshoremanI think Biden is a HUGE embarrASSment to Dems. Repubs, and our country but the posting of this picture on this website as a weekly "Captionfest" is a cheap shot that emulates what the Left considers as their standard operating procedure. PLEASE NB, do NOT stoop to their gutter level exploitation.
"Daddy Like"
March 14, 2009 - 20:30 ET by PopularTechBTW where is Joe's right hand?
Carbon Dioxide (CO2) is Not Pollution
Three boobs post for a
March 14, 2009 - 20:53 ET by GregEThree boobs post for a picture, in this photo taken March 5 in Miami.
Obama-Biden
March 14, 2009 - 21:28 ET by TN MomObama-Biden Administration:
All the Perks, NONE of the WORK!!!!!!!!
Ah, the old good-boob, bad-boob scenario...
March 15, 2009 - 00:56 ET by wnaegeleSigh!
stimulus
March 15, 2009 - 07:26 ET by bknownstCheck out what I bought myself with the stimulus money we stole from you fool taxpayers!
Standing Erect
March 15, 2009 - 09:26 ET by LiveFreeOrDie1776"While my equipment downstairs stopped working a long time ago, my plugs are standing erect."
That's not much of a
March 15, 2009 - 09:52 ET by mytwocentsThat's not much of a "stimulus package" your pushing there, Joe. Perhaps you're a bit "under-fun-ded".
And then she squeezed 'em. HARD.
March 15, 2009 - 10:20 ET by locomotivebreath1901Jenine's a very effective lobbyist.
You know this
March 15, 2009 - 11:11 ET by anonnymouseYou know this administration over inflates everything.
(BTW, the Miami Intermodal Center was not funded with stimulus money. The construction project has been going on for the past seven or eight years)
The beauty and the
March 15, 2009 - 13:09 ET by cocodrieThe beauty and the least
Jesus Loves You
White House Press Release
March 15, 2009 - 16:42 ET by thereseThe White House said today, in a season filled with surprises, the latest contestants to join Dancing With The Stars - Politicians, are Vice-President Biden and Jenine Spoliansky. "The chemistry is unmistakeable," said White House spokesman Gibbs.
Biden: "I screw
March 15, 2009 - 19:22 ET by TN MomBiden: "I screw taxpayers everyday"
Hey babe
March 15, 2009 - 19:47 ET by XBOLTSHey babe - did ya know I'm the vice president, I'm the fucking vice president, LMAO, I know, I can't believe it either, LOLOLOLOLOLOL
"I'm starting to rethink my
March 15, 2009 - 19:48 ET by Hero Squad"I'm starting to rethink my position on a rack."
*
Hero's "retro" blog. / "People only insist that a debate stop when they are afraid of what might be learned if it continues." - George Will
Jenine Spoliansky to VP
March 15, 2009 - 20:02 ET by TN MomJenine Spoliansky to VP Biden:
" Hey, BIG SPENDER"
→ Biden
March 15, 2009 - 21:31 ET by Cool ArrowHonest, I once had a summer job as a living bra, if your mammaries serve me well.
Obama is succeeding and it hurts