Weekend Captionfest

By NB Staff (Bio | Archive)
Fri, 03/13/2009 - 15:00 ET

Vice President Joe Biden poses for a photo with Jenine Spoliansky of the Miami Intermodal Center, a transportation project funded by the stimulus bill. March 5, 2009 (photo AP.)

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You lik'a the, ah, boobies, no?

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 15:46 ET by benjaminahudson

You lik'a the, ah, boobies, no?

LOLOLOL!

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 21:10 ET by GregE

LOLOLOL!

But GregE, it DOES make you wonder...

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 09:16 ET by goldenthroat

Who in this picture is the bigger boob?

"Who am us, anyway?" - Firesign Theatre

Stick 'em up ... Joe

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 07:14 ET by 10ksnooker

Stick 'em up ...

Joe is just too dimb to known how dumb he is.

Now if these aren't a stimulus I don't know what is?!

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 15:57 ET by benjaminahudson

Now if these aren't a stimulus I don't know what is?!

LOL!

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 18:24 ET by deerjerkydave

LOL!

Hands Out

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 15:58 ET by bradbenj5952

Even Joe, who was the poorest member of the U.S. Senate, has his hand out.

"Chuck you can get out of the chair for these"

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 15:59 ET by dark_ds

"Chuck you can get out of the chair for these"

"America is on the Short Bus to Socialism"

Plugs Biden's stimulated package

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 16:07 ET by political maven

Hey Jenine, can you back up just a little, er, uh, yeah for a better picture!

HEYNOW!

We are SOO VERY happy about the stimulus package..

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 16:07 ET by upcountrywater

Yes you hold it like this.. That's right just like this...AND ; yes it puts a smile on our faces.

P.R.I.N.T. Money 30 sec YT

~Plugs Poses

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 16:08 ET by choselife3x

With the woman who won First AND Third Prize in the wet T-shirt contest!

Hope and Change= Despair and Socialism

Hey...Stand up straight

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 16:10 ET by bigtimer

Hey...Stand up straight Jenine...and suck in that gut...you'll project much better for the guys here! ;-)

Good one BT!!!

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 22:33 ET by mvfreeman

We are easily distracted by those "projections".

WOW! That's what happens?

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 09:13 ET by goldenthroat

Hey, Obama - MORE STIMULUS MONEY - NOW!

"Who am us, anyway?" - Firesign Theater

Joe Biden offering his personal support.

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 16:12 ET by katainkent

He's happy to help in any way he can.

LOL!

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 19:04 ET by dborschjr68

Thanks for the levity!

---------------------------------------------------------

-About an hour later, it hit me: Those were the droids I was looking for!

Joe, I could have gotten a

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 16:12 ET by DaBird

Joe, I could have gotten a picture of you with a cuter girl than that for a hell of a lot less than $787 billion.

"Hon, this is the way

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 16:16 ET by Ruths husband Ben

"Hon, this is the way Democrat handouts work, on the way to your hand, it has to go through mine first."

Obama: "The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers." -Ed Mahmoud

"I'm thinking of a 3 leter

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 16:17 ET by dbo

"I'm thinking of a 3 leter word".

Jenine: Are those Certs in

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 16:20 ET by Dan Diego

Jenine: Are those Certs in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

clueless Joe

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 16:28 ET by Darwin Akbar

"Now here's a kind of stimulus we can all get behind!"

"Is that a stimulus bill in your pocket or are you glad to see me?"

I should be ashamed of myself...

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 16:47 ET by David N MO

But I have to agree that was my first reaction too. "These babes were bought and paid for by the stimulus package"!

He looks like a used car salesman who just kicked her tires, slammed her doors and polished the hood ornaments.

David

Save me from the Good People!

"What's that? Obama's not a

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 17:11 ET by DJEddle

"What's that? Obama's not a natural born citizen? Hey...Look over here! These look good, don't they?"

Thoughts on United States Citizenship

Rational Liberty: Where Reason and Government Collide - The best website ever!

Jill Smith,

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 17:27 ET by Advocate123

citizen of Miami, shows the cameras the amount of money she will recieve from the recent stimulus bill.

In return, Joe Biden shows the cameras the amount of competence he has to be in charge of the stimulus bill.

http://www.youtube.com/howtheworldworks

Nice

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 17:33 ET by R D Helm

Nice rack.

:-^)

-Dave

This coup has gone on long enough. The time to put it down is NOW.

You can't go in a 7-Eleven

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 17:35 ET by the struggler

You can't go in a 7-Eleven around here without a slight...pair of these.

"The little lady will have a

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 17:38 ET by the struggler

"The little lady will have a Forty Ounce."

????

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 17:43 ET by BO STINKS

JB: "Guess what I'm gonna stimulate next?"

The great Socio/Economic Experiments of the 20th cent. (communism, socialism, fascism) only killed a few hundred million. Let's give 'em another try! - me

Caption

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 17:43 ET by slickwillie2001

"My other hand is in an undisclosed location."

I'm smiling!

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 17:44 ET by Mike Bratton

And I shouldn't be too disappointed--but man, I thought I was going to visit the Miami Intermodel Center!

--Mike

www.thebrattonreport.com

Hand out

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 17:51 ET by AnotherBrian

"Vice President Joe Biden demonstrates to Jenine Spoliansky how to stick her hand out for hand outs from the federal government."

Hey Joe!

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 17:52 ET by BKeyser

Want in one hand and *%&t in the other- see which fills up first....

Jugs & Plugs.

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 17:56 ET by Crash

Jugs & Plugs.

Crash! LMAO... Perfect!

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 18:02 ET by bigtimer

Crash!

LMAO...

Perfect!

Crash - you win!!! hands down! or up or something ;~)

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 18:30 ET by Cape Conservative

It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue. ~ Sam Adams

Beautiful, but

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 20:22 ET by UpNorth

how about a spew alert next time. My poor keyboard. The winner, hands down. Not you Joe, it's just a saying.

omg....

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 01:48 ET by i was just thinking

I'm still laughing every time I repeat that line to myself. Thank you, thank you, thank you! That was one of the funniest things I've read in a long time! Had to wipe the tears from my eyes before typing.

Too damn funny.

hours later...

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 09:55 ET by i was just thinking

... and I still laugh my ass off when I think about ol' Jugs and Plugs!

iwjt.... ...Me

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 17:29 ET by bigtimer

iwjt....

...Me too!

Crash wins the Prize!

Biden Puts the "Vice" in Vice President

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 17:57 ET by Anonymous Finch

Biden Puts the "Vice" in Vice President

Something is poking me...

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 17:59 ET by supercon

Is it my stimulus package....?

Because with a name like Obama... you know it has to be good.

supercon, I think you are referring to the Porkulus package

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 01:02 ET by upcountrywater

P.R.I.N.T. Money 30 sec YT

Three Boobs

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 17:59 ET by Anonymous Finch

Three Boobs

Best one yet

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 18:24 ET by Retired Geek

Three Boobs - LOL

That WAS pretty good.

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 11:10 ET by supercon

n/t

Because with a name like Obama... you know it has to be good.

Crash, this one is right up there with your Blue Ribbon caption!

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 18:34 ET by Cape Conservative

Darn...how can I choose????

It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue. ~ Sam Adams

priceless

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 01:50 ET by i was just thinking

Stop! Between you and Crash I may not make it through the day! This is just too damn good! I just spent a week teaching middle school students - I needed these laughs!

"Mr. Vice President, is

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 18:14 ET by Jer

"Mr. Vice President, is that some crazy way of demonstrating the hard times we're in, or are you just happy to see me?"

Jer

Jer,

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 19:29 ET by R D Helm

LOL.

-Dave

This coup has gone on long enough. The time to put it down is NOW.

"Niiiiice, yes? She make good wife, I sell her to you, yes?"

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 18:20 ET by Jim Treacher

Thank you, this has been my caption.

May I...

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 18:22 ET by ConservativeFL

have a baseball cap, this heat is melting my hair plugs.

"Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15." Ronald Reagan

Happy to Tax me?

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 18:23 ET by Retired Geek

Mr Joe, have you received your stimulus or are you just happy to tax me?

Back to the 60's

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 18:27 ET by nkviking75

With long, straight hair and little or no makeup, Jenine Spoliansky gives Joe Biden a 60's flashback.

When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.

Now, nkv - this is how today's progressive liberal women

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 18:45 ET by Cape Conservative

dress - not very professional in my book. I keep wondering what they have against looking your best...a little makeup...a little style beyond college days. (and my guess is she was probably one of Sarah Palin's loudest critics!!!)

I have yet to see Governor Palin not look like a professional, even in her casual attire.

It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue. ~ Sam Adams

Get 'em up

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 18:32 ET by 10ksnooker

Way up so every body can see them.

Joe's going to ride the train back.

Hey, Jenine - that's quite a professional outfit you're wearing

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 18:39 ET by Cape Conservative

to meet the vice president of our country!!!! If you're trying to out-Michelle her sleeveless look, better start lifting those weights ;~)

No, Joe, you can't touch!!

It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue. ~ Sam Adams

At last, a stimulus package I can put my...

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 18:48 ET by jawebster1

hands and mouth around...My wife's not here is she? Jim Webster

Spoliansky unzips herself to

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 18:51 ET by deerjerkydave

Spoliansky unzips herself to reveal her true identity...Lewinsky!

Ah! Ya beat me to the reference, so here's mine.

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 11:24 ET by pbanks7

I'm not gonna tell you what Ms. Lewinski here had to do to get her "project" funded, but her favorite Pink Floyd song is, "Have a cigar, Eugene." Uhhh.... did I say Lewinski? Sorry, uhhhh Ms...? Spolioly? Spolianky! Spolanky? Spoliansky!

Is that concrete all around, or is it in my head? -- Ian Hunter, or David Bowey, or Mott the Hoople, take your pick.

Biden: "Fine from far but

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 18:53 ET by deerjerkydave

Biden: "Fine from far but far from fine!"

Cheesy Smile !!!!

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 22:47 ET by scc

VP Joe Biden says " Gird My Loins "

When Obama saw this he said:

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 20:58 ET by guefy

"Gimme a f*&$#ing break!"

New Bailout

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 21:07 ET by Airforce_5_O

Joe Biden introduces the newest rescue bailout for California. More specifically Silicon Valley.

Joe spins a tale...

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 21:07 ET by Roger the Shrubber

...and he said "Rectum? Damn near killed him!"

I'm serious, you can't go to

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 21:13 ET by GregE

"I'm serious, you can't go to anyplace in Miami, without an enhanced set of these. Am I right?"

You put your left hand

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 22:21 ET by TheBigB

You put your left hand in

You put your left hand out.......

".....And as we look at the News at 10 time-lapse SkyCam, we see as the sun goes down it gets dark."

Avoid the middleman

Fri, 03/13/2009 - 23:52 ET by Smorgasbord

Avoid the middleman: Just put your paycheck in our hands. It's going to wind up there anyway.

Joe: Careful Jen, you may

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 00:34 ET by Dan Diego

Joe: Careful Jen, you may feel a slight prick.

bless the photographer... i'd like to thank him!

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 01:53 ET by i was just thinking

Joe: "I don't know about all of you, but I'm certainly stimulated!"

JB..."Yes Jenine I know for

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 04:49 ET by urbuggenme

JB..."Yes Jenine I know for a fact your check is in the mail"

Caption fun!

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 05:51 ET by Hipnosis

Hey look, three boobs in one picture!

I stick my neck out for nobody.

vice-president joe biden...

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 06:52 ET by clinging to my guns and my religion

...reaches for yet another hand-out, but is crestfallen moments later when he realizes that, though the usual position for a "gimme" is palm up, for this grab his hand is improperly positioned.

"i believe he will not stop until we are all jobless, homeless, hungry, and cold!"

"Hey Bill.... Young enough

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 08:18 ET by VinncyG

"Hey Bill.... Young enough for ya?..... I'm looking out for you buddy".

Hey guys I think this

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 09:02 ET by muh-oon

Hey guys I think this little lady could use a "cup" of joe, eh? Hey nobody ever accused me of being clean or articulate.

Ivan the engine driver....

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 09:12 ET by AgentAmerican

"here's Ivan the engine driver to make you feel much better..."

"....dirty old sod!"

2010: A GOP Hill

Perky and Porkie.

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 09:38 ET by Rukus

Gary

Sorry Al, I've used up my allotment of "give a crap!"

Hokey Pokey

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 10:04 ET by NorthCoaster

You put your left hand out then your right hand out and you do the hokey pokey and you turn it all about.........that's what it's all about...

Picture shows an anatomy anomaly

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 11:44 ET by TheHistorian

"Mommy, see the lady. She has 3 big boobs."

→ Bob Barker

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 11:46 ET by Cool Arrow

Bob Barker shows Bill Clinton what he won playing Plinko.

Obama is succeeding and it hurts

Better than Kerry

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 12:05 ET by CobraMan

"I date models too, Mr. Kerry!"

The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities of Citizens in the several States.
The US Constitution

Unless you're a fetus.
The US Supreme Court

Joe do you mind

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 12:24 ET by Joe Camel

Hey Joe, is that a Tootsie Roll in your pants, or are you just happy to feel me..inquiring minds want to know..

Well, yes, hers are big.

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 12:26 ET by Arminius

But they're not as big as the two boobs serving as president and vice president.

Inspirational

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 12:55 ET by guefy

Good one! After reading yours, I thought of this:

Jenine Spoliansky calls her shirt 'The White House' cause there's 2 big boobs in it too.

Then I thought, "Move that one boob out of the way", the cameraman said as he motioned for V.P. Biden to move.

well...

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 12:45 ET by theduck6

There's a coupla stimulus plans I could get behind.

Uuuh sweetie. Your gonna have to stand there for a sec. OK?

Hey wait a minute. Transportation project? "stimulus" bill? How do the heck does that make any sense? No earmarks? No pork? Looking at the young lady makes me wonder if the old lech in chief was behind this. No pun intended.

Bidens a Boob

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 12:56 ET by sam12663

Know what I see? 3 boobs!!!

President Obama is nothing more than a empty suit; a Hollywood
style special effects smoke and mirrors show that has shown itself to
be a total fraud.

WAKE UP AMERICA! SAVE OUR CONSTITUTION!

What Not To Wear!

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 13:10 ET by 1611LilacLady

Didn't this woman know she's was going to be photographed? Um . . she needs help from "What Not To Wear"!

And yep, Biden's living up to the same ol' VP duties . . What a dud! Wasn't there another campaign lie, err I mean promise, to give the VP new duties and not just the opportunity to stay in the background?

Gotta admit, I'm grateful for that lie!

Isaiah 5:20a Woe unto them who call evil good, and good evil. . . KJV

See?

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 13:43 ET by Mother

It takes two hands to deal with this much bullsh*t.

Look, everyone! I found ...

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 14:31 ET by EricTheRed

"Look, everyone! I found the only person whose job the stimulus package has created so far!" - Veep

http://VocalMinority.typepad.com
The Jewish Republican's Web Sanctuary

Where is his other hand?

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 15:07 ET by LetFreedomRing

Where is his other hand? Hmmmm

Two dim-twits...

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 15:28 ET by Mother

...one cup.

[you DON'T wanna know].

"Ah, it's good to be the

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 15:42 ET by RR GOP

"Ah, it's good to be the Vice President."

One of the 24% who thinks George W. Bush was a great President. One of the 89% who wants to bring back the stock and pillory.

Jenine Spoliansky and Joe

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 17:23 ET by Antisocial-ism

Jenine Spoliansky and Joe Biden both show how big Obama's Bal_s must be to have a spokesman blame the American people for the recession.

After reading through the caption comments, it occurs to me...

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 17:29 ET by R D Helm

...the we NBers of the male persuasion are a bunch of pigs.

Know what I say?

OINK! :-^)

-Dave

This coup has gone on long enough. The time to put it down is NOW.

"She's VERY well qualified

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 17:33 ET by jeskibuff

"She's VERY well qualified for the intern position. I found her on Twitter. Or something similar to Twitter. I don't remember - I was drunk at the time."

Nothing says "Idiot Inside" better than an Obama/Biden bumper sticker.

Hey, I resent that! I

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 17:39 ET by RR GOP

Hey, I resent that!

I wrote absolutely nothing about her tantalizing, large, round, breasts.

Get a life, loser!

LOL

One of the 34% who thinks George W. Bush was a great President. One of the 61% who wants to bring back the stock and pillory (yep...approval for Congress now at 39%...do you believe that!?).

→ RR

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 17:50 ET by Cool Arrow

Now that you mention it, she does have a rather large pair of mammaries.

I don't notice such things, MUCH.

Obama is succeeding and it hurts

Stimulus?

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 18:29 ET by lkotur

"I don't know about you other guys, But I sure am stimulated"

Hehe - that was just about

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 18:58 ET by Anniee451

Hehe - that was just about what I was going to say. The look on his face (one he wears quite often, I might add) is hilarious :D

Old saying

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 19:18 ET by doug1950

"No fool like an OLD fool"

BTW, up on the Newsbusters clip with Jodie...when did Chavez join the Guardian Angels?

Cheap Shot!

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 20:26 ET by Bayshoreman

I think Biden is a HUGE embarrASSment to Dems. Repubs, and our country but the posting of this picture on this website as a weekly "Captionfest" is a cheap shot that emulates what the Left considers as their standard operating procedure. PLEASE NB, do NOT stoop to their gutter level exploitation.

"Daddy Like"

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 20:30 ET by PopularTech

BTW where is Joe's right hand?

Carbon Dioxide (CO2) is Not Pollution

Three boobs post for a

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 20:53 ET by GregE

Three boobs post for a picture, in this photo taken March 5 in Miami.

Obama-Biden

Sat, 03/14/2009 - 21:28 ET by TN Mom

Obama-Biden Administration:

All the Perks, NONE of the WORK!!!!!!!!

Ah, the old good-boob, bad-boob scenario...

Sun, 03/15/2009 - 00:56 ET by wnaegele

Sigh!

stimulus

Sun, 03/15/2009 - 07:26 ET by bknownst

Check out what I bought myself with the stimulus money we stole from you fool taxpayers!

Standing Erect

Sun, 03/15/2009 - 09:26 ET by LiveFreeOrDie1776

"While my equipment downstairs stopped working a long time ago, my plugs are standing erect."

That's not much of a

Sun, 03/15/2009 - 09:52 ET by mytwocents

That's not much of a "stimulus package" your pushing there, Joe. Perhaps you're a bit "under-fun-ded".

And then she squeezed 'em. HARD.

Sun, 03/15/2009 - 10:20 ET by locomotivebreath1901

Jenine's a very effective lobbyist.

You know this

Sun, 03/15/2009 - 11:11 ET by anonnymouse

You know this administration over inflates everything.

(BTW, the Miami Intermodal Center was not funded with stimulus money. The construction project has been going on for the past seven or eight years)

The beauty and the

Sun, 03/15/2009 - 13:09 ET by cocodrie

The beauty and the least

Jesus Loves You

White House Press Release

Sun, 03/15/2009 - 16:42 ET by therese

The White House said today, in a season filled with surprises, the latest contestants to join Dancing With The Stars - Politicians, are Vice-President Biden and Jenine Spoliansky. "The chemistry is unmistakeable," said White House spokesman Gibbs.