The red button 

JDW

DAILY WAVE

The government works for me, not the other way around

"I am about this far from dumping a can of whup *** on you"

So I am going to leave this one alone.

Oh hell with it...

"Remember back during the primaries you asked me about the depth of my foreign affairs experience"????

"I need more cowbell!" SNL

If you don't believe me ask Monica/

I was this close to the Presidency. Don't you wish that I was the winner?

Oh come on... this one's too easy!

Hillary tells her aides she needs just a whee bit more time, as she tries to get the right pronunciation of Barack Hussein Obama's middle name.

With all of the Special Czars and foreign affair specialists Obama has appointed that report directly to the White House, my responsibilities as Secretary of State are down to about this much!

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton demonstrates the projected effect the newly enacted Stimulus Bill will have on the faltering economy, specifically the claims that this bill will stimulate employment. "If the current unemployment figure is represented by Mount Everest," explains Mrs. Clinton, "The stimulus will remove about this much off the top."

The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities of Citizens in the several States.
The US Constitution

Unless you're a fetus.
The US Supreme Court

I actually am the wicked witch of the west.

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The challenge is to follow a consistent plan despite inconsistent prices - Sarah Palin, State of the State of Alaska speech

That's why Monica insisted on the cigar.

Mmmm...  Gaza is just this iddy biddy widdle place, isn't it. 

I care about you puny, insignificant American plebes this much!

'This is the length of the leash Obama has me on.'

www.ArmchairEnergist...

Answer: Witches and the penis.

Question: Name two things that shrink in water.

"I wish I could use botox for my hands"

"Well, thanks to our pet media, this administration still has about this much credability left."

www.daybydaycartoon.... Proving that conservative comedy is very real.

"With your mind as high as Mt. Fuji you can see all things clearly. And you can see all the forces that shape events; not just the things near to you." - Miyamoto Musashi

And this is how much Obama and I like Israel.

“You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.”  -Winston Churchill.

F**K Socialism. -Me.

This is how big Iran really is.

"Not to be a republican at twenty is proof of want of heart; to be one at thirty is proof of want of head." - Francois Guisot

Putin, I'm gonna squish your head; squish, squish, squish.

President Obama is nothing more than a empty suit; a Hollywood
style special effects smoke and mirrors show that has shown itself to
be a total fraud.  

WAKE UP AMERICA! SAVE OUR CONSTITUTION! 

"I love America thiiiiis much."

Before Oprah Winfrey begins airing polished profiles of Rush.

Beware of a crazy woman throwing a hash pipe.

This is what will be left of your paycheck when the Big O and the Demoncrats are done with ya...git over it.

Then tweak that vise ever so slowly. 

Obama - Change you can bereave in

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton responds to a reporter asking her how much foreign affairs experience she has, other than hosting tea parties at the White House.

This is how much I know about foreign policy.

We were this close to nuking you.... "wait, push the Peregruzka button"!

Preparation H shrunk it down a bit. 

Obama - Change you can bereave in

Sec. of State, Mrs. Bill Clinton describes for reporters the amount of influence she holds within the Obama Administration and throughout the world. Perhaps the former Sen.Rodham-Rodham sees this as her chance to ensure her husbands name is tarnished forever.

We're going to leave the taxpayers this much.

"Pour me another one, but make it small.  If I get too loaded I won't be able to dodge the sniper fire.  I might have a low center of gravity and massive thighs, but after one or two shots, I just can't zig-zag anymore."

"What's that you say?  There's no booze in muslim countries?  OK, to hell with middle east peace.  Get me back to Moscow ASAP.  At least I can get a stiff drink there!  I hate these Arab countries.  There's no booze and the men wear dresses."

"I refuse to participate in Obama's recession"

Hillary Clinton on the actual effect of Climate Change on the world.

Obama: <Looks at Teleprompter>  "Ummm ...No you're NOT!!  Ummm....Ahhh.... I'm Blocking YOU!!"

Hillary:  "Noooooo.....I SQUISH YOUR HEAD!!!!"

Obama:  <Looks at Teleprompter>   "Um...Noooo..."

Ster.

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

After Janet Reno shared her human growth hormone drugs with me, this is how big my cli* grew! Can you believe it? It scared the CRAP out of Bill!

......is how close the entire world is from a total economic collapse!"

......is how much the media cares about their Obama bias during the last election!"

......is how close the world is from understanding Global Warming is man made alright.  A man made load of crock!"

......is how much I care about human rights in China!"

..... is how much PBHO knows about economics and understands how to reverse the current economic catastrophe!"

They loved me dontya know!!

And to the left.

Hillary gestures to reporter's question, "How much knowledge does Obama have on the economy, military, and national security combined?"

My plastic surgeon put this much Botox in my forehead, and I still have these vertical lines between my eyes. What's up with that?

Since you asked, the sniper fire missed us by maybe this much.

Dumb gifts?  Well, it was only a teeny tiny translation error, about so big...on our gift to the Russians.  You'd have to see the picture of Joe and George Cloony to understand the size of the British gift gaffe, though (cackle).

I hope he fails, too.

"And I was "this close" to getting HillaryCare.  Now it is going to be named for that dolt Kennedy!!!

 The Pincer Effect.

Im a lobster, watch me squeeze ballz.

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

                               " The Cake is a lie."   

"About THIS much, you dolts!" 

The only explanation for the appointment of Hillary to SOS is a political bargain struck at the convention- Obama wasn't about to let qualifications or ethical considerations get in the way of such a win-win deal. Anyone who expected him to put the country's interests before his own political security hasn't really taken a serious look at how he got this far in the first place.

Hillary Clinton has not one iota of foreign policy experience. She lacks basic diplomatic skills and has serious character flaws, like a legendary temper, use of foul language when angry, and berating those unfortunate enough to be in the room when she "loses it". -

In a pitiful attempt to embellish her foreign policy resume, Clinton was caught lying with claims of coming under-fire at Sarajevo in 1996- what happened to honesty and integrity as selection criteria?

Other presidents lacking diplomantic experience have brought someone who has such a background to the State Department--- but Obama didn't feel the need, for some reason. Hmmm.

Any chance of Obama controlling this loose cannon Hillary? Of course not, the Clintons can't even control each-other. Yet, perhaps the most unsettling concern is that Hillary's judgement is warped by her blinding ambition to gain power and control- causing her to be manipulative and Machiavellian in her dealings with others. It would be amusing to see what Russian intelligence files hsay about how to best exploit her personality flaws at the negotiating table.

Is this the kind of person who should represent the United States with foreign governments in such momentous times?

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Thats how much longer this administration will stand by Israel.

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Bill's "Winkie" and Obama's brain(?).  Yeah, they're both about that size.  Oooooh...but, their cooties are much, much bigger.

We all know what this one's about.

Hillary demonstrates proper method of Choking a hogo.

Obama - Change you can bereave in