the only time Clooney is remotely worth hearing is when he is reading a script while the only time that Biden is worth hearing is when he strays off the script.
Clooney definitely is eye-candy, but the minute he actually speaks, it's over...And I love the the "Two boobs..." reference! LOL!!!
Thanks for the laugh on an otherwise freezing (it's 3 below zero where I am right now) and humorless Friday!
"...peace is the highest aspiration of the American People. We will negotiate for it, sacrifice for it, we will never surrender for it, now or ever." President Ronald Reagan~ January 20, 1981
75 degrees...How lovely! I am so jealous! I have family in Melbourne and Ft.Walton Beach, and I hate you all! (just kidding!) We can only dream of temperatures like that up here right now!http://www.kmot.com/sky_watch.asp
And thanks for the weathercam link...It's just beautiful...I love the beach, and I often use a beachcam link near my hometown (Ft.Walton Beach) when I get really fed up with winter, and need to see the beach for a moment...
Thanks again and enjoy those warm breezes!
"...peace is the highest aspiration of the American People. We will negotiate for it, sacrifice for it, we will never surrender for it, now or ever." President Ronald Reagan~ January 20, 1981
"...peace is the highest aspiration of the American People. We will negotiate for it, sacrifice for it, we will never surrender for it, now or ever." President Ronald Reagan~ January 20, 1981
Biden: "Bruce Wayne, we're out of ideas. That's why I picked up the red phone and invited you over. I have to ask, what would Batman (wink wink) do to fix the economic crisis?"
Clooney: "But I'm not Bruce Wayne, I'm just an actor."
Awkward Silence
Biden: "Right, and hold on, let me guess Mr. Freeze is not the governor of California too, right?"
Maxwell Smart was one of the best things ever on TV. It could never be done today - way too many politically uncorrect quips and character stereotypes.
Georgie, I got to say in this new biop of The One, praise his name, you would be a shoe in to play me and I think Eddie Murphy would dod a great job for The One, praise his name. The One would play himself but he is the president now and must campaign for world Emperor. Praise be The One.
Clooney (to himself): <I...I wonder if I can sneak out without him noticing. I have to exfoliate....>
Biden (to, well, no one in particular): You know, Georgie...can I call you Georgie? You know Georgie? Sometimes I look at Barry's ears, THOSE BIG OLE DUMBO EARS and I can't help but laugh. I LAUGH GEORGIE!! Then I go back to my office, shut and lock the door and I cry, Georgie. I cry.
Clooney: Um....what?
"If you find yourself going through hell, keep going."
I wondered why Clooney had his hand bent like that on the armchair and sitting there with a smile? I then realized that he was probably filming one of those blooper episodes and the bent hand was his queue to the camera man... to wait... wait... here it comes and then pow... vintage Biden. George's smirk says it all... he is thinking... I told the cameraman and production I could convince Joe to do the macarena while sitting.
I am perfectly balanced on this chair, even as I am trying as all heck to hold my legs together tight like yours. How do Hollywood folks do it? If you weren't here I would have just fell off to the right... opps... It's against the Obie gang initiation to say that word. What I meant to say was Rush Limbaugh is a goon. There...I've vindicated myself with grand master flash Obie1.
Biden: You know George. Back in 1997, or so, I sat right there in the Senate, and witnessed my president, Bill Clinton in Africa promising, in response to his looking the other way in the Rwandan genocide, to the African people and to the world, "Never Again." Immediately after that, it happened again. It spilled over next door into the D. R. Congo, and by the end of his term, another 3 1/2 million had been slaughtered there - and the rape wars of the Congo had begun - and millions of refugees.
And that's not all; in the same time frame we had horrific human tragedy occurring in Sierra Leone, the Ivory Coast, and Angola, where another 100 - 200,000 were being slaughtered. Remember "Shirt sleeves or long sleeves." And George. No one ever asked us or Bill Clinton about any of it. We're so good at this.
Clooney: Indeed. In fact, you know, I recently did my award winning documentary, "Sand And Sorrow," about genocide and refugees, etc. in Africa, and I managed to get through the whole thing without rat finking on Bill Clinton about the millions who died and suffered while we and the media looked the other way to protect his legacy. In fact, not a single person in the press every asked me about the millions who have died in the Congo. On the other hand, we sure managed to create a lot of hated for George Bush, for the relative little conflict in Darfur, did we not?High Fives all around.
I've go to admit - I damn near teared up again as I put that up - I often do. The hope that there is an concerned investigative journalist somewhere in America still burns. It sent me back for my reality check:
In October, 2008, at the President's Conference on International Development, as is often the case, praise for President Bush and his administration was in the air - for doing what? Doing the walk - not just the talk.
Sir Bob Geldof (Humanitarian activist - and Live 8 organizer):
".. a great adventure.. what America was born to do.. the sense that this is America at it's best..
"President Ellen Sirleaf Johnson, of Liberia (the first freely elected woman in Africa's history):
"Under the leadership of President Bush [..] .. What a legacy, Mr. President..." "..America's commitment to democracy and development and to supporting low-income countries around the world has been a signature of foreign policy achievement for President Bush, Secretary Rice, the bipartisan support of the U.S. Congress, and the American people. .."
Followers of the one, can dream. I sense they won't experience reality.
be spoken about 'the one' from abroad - and neither should his followers!!!! There is intelligent life beyond the oceans!! The kool-ade drinkers here in the msm may think they are the end-all, be-all, but............THEY'RE NOT!
It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue. ~ Sam Adams
A mere 0.0013 seconds before the shutter snapped, a barrage of smelly, soiled shoes of unknown origin was deflected by the guy on the right who used the standard combination of lightning-fast chopping motions.
The guy on the left is rendered apoplectic by the hysterical shoe-phobic behavior.
Aw come on George really don't laugh, my johnson is really this big. I almost think I could have played jump rope with it. Ha ha. Anyway did I ever tell you of the time I dated 3 playmates in one weekend. No really George, yea in my day I was a certain 3 letter word, S-T-U-D.
George Clooney plugs his next project at the White House.
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." -Winston Churchill
"I'd do things differently...I can't believe I gave up my senate seat to play second banana to this yutz...No, really George, I could have been president...should have been president..."
"...peace is the highest aspiration of the American People. We will negotiate for it, sacrifice for it, we will never surrender for it, now or ever." President Ronald Reagan~ January 20, 1981
Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dummer...Or is it Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber? Either way it works... :)
"...peace is the highest aspiration of the American People. We will negotiate for it, sacrifice for it, we will never surrender for it, now or ever." President Ronald Reagan~ January 20, 1981
“Were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers or newspapers without government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter” - Thomas Jefferson
explains to actor George Clooney why the administration has decided the establishment of a Department of Metrosexual Identities will not be a first term objective. Biden lauded Clooneys personal efforts advancing the cause and encouraged him to expand his mission to midwestern states where voter awareness is apparently quite low.
When was George Clooney elected to an office?? Whom does he represent? If not, since when does an actor with a cause garner an audience with the Vice President of the United States? I fail to see how pretending to be someone else for a living qualifies one for an audience with senior government officials...
Well, sure, I guess technically my use of Lord Kinnock's words could be called plagiarism...but what about Ocean's Eleven?
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." -Winston Churchill
What a gathering of the minds. George ( I'm so infatuated with my own damn existence) Cloony Tunes talks to VP Ted ( the walking gaffe machine) Baxter. So tell me Ted how long did it take before those plugs took hold ? Well George, it was almost as if it was overnight. They don't call me the Washington Chia Pet for nothing,my follicles are now this long.
Biden to Clooney: I believe you are the best person to play me in the story of my life. Picture this, "America 1929, a young handsome rising senator..."
Clooney thinking to himself: oh crap, i really am serious about Darfur...
...I wasn't letting this chance slip by. "That one's" ass was right here, and I puckered up like I've never puckered before, and gave his ass one big wet one. And now, I'm veep. Here, stand up, and I'll show you how I did it."
"This
liberal would be all about socialize -- uh, uh, would be about
basically taking over and the government running all of your companies."-Maxine Waters 2008
Clooney thinking: I can't believe I am missing the Oscars to be here with this baffoon. I could have been in my tuxedo and having all my adoring fans admire me on the red carpet.
Georgie after the dumb comment I made about job loses in Louisianna I had to eat a crow this big! Boy I gotta tell ya. If you look up DUMB in the dictionary it has a picture of me and you!
Biden: ....so I says" Sure you'll be a nice President." and he says " No Joe, vice president." And I says" I thought you wanted to be the president?" So he esplains to me that he wants me to be vice president. I thought maybe one of my plugs was in too deep, so I askes him again.....
Clooney: No offence but if anything happens to the Obamassiah, I'm movin' to France!
We're going to have the most open government in history, but we have a strategy. We're only gonna make the opening about this big. Then we're going to station Helen Thomas just inside the opening, rendering anyone brave enough to peep in incapable of prying any further.
"We have Samson the Sudducee Stangler, several sedititious scribes from Caesaria....."-- Biggus Dickus
George, isn't it great how you can make movies killing people with guns, but still hate them...all the while, laughing all the way to the bank? Those clingers never fail to amaze me George..
"Now, George, imagine that your bank account is just like the Library of Congress, just chocked full of books. When we're done with 'fixing' the economy, your library is only going to have about _this many_ books left in it."
Biden: "...you know, speaking of things to die for - since you're here to run down your list of 'What I'd Die For" - I could go for one of those big pretzels right about now, you know about this size - "
Clooney: "Darfur, sir."
Biden: "Excuse me?"
Clooney: "I'm not here to talk about things I'd die for, I'm here to talk about the administration's policy on Darfur."
Biden: Let me tell you my original story for a movie that's a shoe-in for the Oscar. The guy you'll play, you see, gets released from prison and teams up with eleven of his old friends and they pull a big heist at a Las Vegas casino ran by Andy Garcia.
Clooney: (And to think I gave all that money to elect this moron from Mars)
For the MSM: In your pomp and all your glory, you're a poorer man than me. As you lick the boots of death born out of fear.
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You should have seen the one that got away!
February 27, 2009 - 15:47 ET by CobraManThe Sunfish was at least this long!
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"I swear George, it was this big. And I caught it all by myself"
February 27, 2009 - 15:48 ET by jazboThose who believe in nothing will believe anything.
Clooney and Loony
February 27, 2009 - 15:49 ET by Paul AtreidesIt's the first thing that came to mind.
Little Bunny Foo Foo
February 27, 2009 - 15:54 ET by CobraManAnd if you don't behave, I'm going to turn you into a Goon!
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Dumb and Dumber
February 27, 2009 - 15:54 ET by BlondeOh...and yellow roses indicate "you've been dumped".
I hope he fails, too.
I cannot help but think that
February 27, 2009 - 15:58 ET by Paul Atreidesthe only time Clooney is remotely worth hearing is when he is reading a script while the only time that Biden is worth hearing is when he strays off the script.
Well, Paul
February 27, 2009 - 16:02 ET by BlondeClooney's easy on the eyes until he opens his mouth...then the illusion is destroyed. As for Biden...every time he opens his mouth it's an adventure.
Two boobs in front of a fireplace.
I hope he fails, too.
Blonde...I completely concur...
February 27, 2009 - 16:14 ET by PrairieSkyClooney definitely is eye-candy, but the minute he actually speaks, it's over...And I love the the "Two boobs..." reference! LOL!!!
Thanks for the laugh on an otherwise freezing (it's 3 below zero where I am right now) and humorless Friday!
"...peace is the highest aspiration of the American People. We will negotiate for it, sacrifice for it, we will never surrender for it, now or ever." President Ronald Reagan~ January 20, 1981
Prairie
February 27, 2009 - 16:36 ET by BlondeGlad to be of help....I'm sending you warm wishes and a little bit of my 75 degree Fort Lauderdale afternoon.
I hope he fails, too.
Blonde...Thanks!
February 27, 2009 - 18:27 ET by PrairieSky75 degrees...How lovely! I am so jealous! I have family in Melbourne and Ft.Walton Beach, and I hate you all! (just kidding!) We can only dream of temperatures like that up here right now! http://www.kmot.com/sky_watch.asp
And thanks for the weathercam link...It's just beautiful...I love the beach, and I often use a beachcam link near my hometown (Ft.Walton Beach) when I get really fed up with winter, and need to see the beach for a moment...
Thanks again and enjoy those warm breezes!
"...peace is the highest aspiration of the American People. We will negotiate for it, sacrifice for it, we will never surrender for it, now or ever." President Ronald Reagan~ January 20, 1981
Blonde.. OK. warm wishes.. but cooler..
February 27, 2009 - 18:18 ET by Gary Hallon a .. 62 degree CA afternoon. no global warming here. (;~> gar
I have a different take on it...
February 27, 2009 - 16:47 ET by OBIE1DAKOMYI believe that Joe is pointing out the obvious...If he gets to pal around with Obie's friend Oprah the weight gain may make his head that wide...
Clooney about Biden...
February 27, 2009 - 15:54 ET by PrairieSky"I'm a loyal liberal, but Biden is a doofus!!"
"...peace is the highest aspiration of the American People. We will negotiate for it, sacrifice for it, we will never surrender for it, now or ever." President Ronald Reagan~ January 20, 1981
Clooney: "Are those shoes
February 27, 2009 - 15:56 ET by winston smithClooney: "Are those shoes water-proof, Joe?"
Biden: "Bruce Wayne, we're
February 27, 2009 - 16:41 ET by deerjerkydaveBiden: "Bruce Wayne, we're out of ideas. That's why I picked up the red phone and invited you over. I have to ask, what would Batman (wink wink) do to fix the economic crisis?"
Clooney: "But I'm not Bruce Wayne, I'm just an actor."
Awkward Silence
Biden: "Right, and hold on, let me guess Mr. Freeze is not the governor of California too, right?"
That window Bambi tried to get through....
February 27, 2009 - 15:59 ET by JTPwas only this wide.
"I need more cowbell!" SNL
Clooneys thinking.....
February 27, 2009 - 16:01 ET by Dont_Like_TheBluesHoly SH!* maybee I could run for office. This guy's an idiot and he's the VP......
And I tell ya.....
February 27, 2009 - 16:03 ET by pvoceMy nose was getting THIS big...and that was BEFORE I mentioned pork!
Well George, I would not have believed it if I
February 27, 2009 - 16:09 ET by Delsahad not seen it myself.
There he was, stepping out of the gym shower, glistening pecks and all.
And it is true.
The ONE is WELL HUNG!
Just like this.......
Thanks for ruining my
February 27, 2009 - 17:55 ET by DingbatThanks for ruining my screen...I blew beer all over it!!!Good one!
Hey, George, how do you like...
February 27, 2009 - 16:07 ET by goldenthroat...my Maxwell Smart impersonation: "Missed it by THAT much!"
"Who am us, anyway?" - Firesign Theater
That was really
February 28, 2009 - 00:03 ET by stratmanThat was really good!
Maxwell Smart was one of the best things ever on TV. It could never be done today - way too many politically uncorrect quips and character stereotypes.
um
February 28, 2009 - 15:02 ET by guefyYou do know they made a Get Smart movie last year, right? Hard to tell in type whether you are kidding or not.
Biden: Seriously, George, I
February 27, 2009 - 16:12 ET by celatorBiden: Seriously, George, I could be a great actor in Hollywood. I've been acting like I'm a genius all of my life. Nobody's caught on yet."
Mickey Mouse is one
of "Satan's soldiers" and must die, says Saudi Arabian cleric Sheikh
Muhammad Munajid. - Daily Telegraph (UK), 9/15/08
Biden: I, me. Joe Biden.
February 27, 2009 - 16:14 ET by DaBirdBiden: I, me. Joe Biden. Me, myself, I. Me, me, me. Regular Joe this, regular Joe that...
Clooney: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz
Clooney and Biden discuss
February 27, 2009 - 16:17 ET by BKeyserClooney and Biden discuss New Line Cinema's upcoming "Wag the Dog- The Sequal"
So...
February 27, 2009 - 16:17 ET by katainkentI had the package of Charmin in my hands....
Biden Says
February 27, 2009 - 16:21 ET by guefy"I swear to you, his brain is this big!"
Biden continues...
February 27, 2009 - 16:27 ET by guefy"I can blow a bubble thiiiiiiiis biiiig!"
Georgie, I got to say in
February 27, 2009 - 16:22 ET by Dan The Man 2Georgie, I got to say in this new biop of The One, praise his name, you would be a shoe in to play me and I think Eddie Murphy would dod a great job for The One, praise his name. The One would play himself but he is the president now and must campaign for world Emperor. Praise be The One.
Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark.
Dan - CC awards you the blue ribbon (so far ;-)
February 27, 2009 - 18:20 ET by Cape ConservativeIt is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue. ~ Sam Adams
You know George.......
February 27, 2009 - 16:22 ET by BEGRUNTObama's ego has swollen his head this much.
"Blago got in touch with his inner dirt bag"
Dennis Miller
His Darfur experience
February 27, 2009 - 16:24 ET by SeftonBiden: "...and when I was there, I swear the tsetse flies are this big - I've seen 'em carry off those Darfur kids..."
Clooney stares incredulously.
Biden: "...yeah, whisk 'em right off...mothers never see 'em again."
Uncomfortable pause.
Biden: "You didn't see that when you were there?"
Uh.....
February 27, 2009 - 16:25 ET by blueknight99Clooney (to himself): <I...I wonder if I can sneak out without him noticing. I have to exfoliate....>
Biden (to, well, no one in particular): You know, Georgie...can I call you Georgie? You know Georgie? Sometimes I look at Barry's ears, THOSE BIG OLE DUMBO EARS and I can't help but laugh. I LAUGH GEORGIE!! Then I go back to my office, shut and lock the door and I cry, Georgie. I cry.
Clooney: Um....what?
"If you find yourself going through hell, keep going."
Sir Winston Churchill
Planning the cult's new methods of worshiping Obama
February 27, 2009 - 16:32 ET by Mike BrattonJOE: "O.K., George, I'm thinking that we go with more of a bowing thing with two hands, like this... Thoughts?"
GEORGE: "I'm just stunned that you went with the light blue tie, Joe.... What were you saying? Oh, yes... Bowing... Wonderful..."
--Mike
www.thebrattonreport...
Biden: "I believe the Dalai
February 27, 2009 - 16:37 ET by SickofLibsBiden: "I believe the Dalai Lama should be allowed to return to Darfur."
I can sum it up in two words: We Surrender!
February 27, 2009 - 16:48 ET by CobraManMr. Biden explains the Obama administration's Middle East policy.
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Hahaha
February 27, 2009 - 16:43 ET by OBIE1DAKOMYHysterical.
I wondered why Clooney had his hand bent like that on the armchair and sitting there with a smile? I then realized that he was probably filming one of those blooper episodes and the bent hand was his queue to the camera man... to wait... wait... here it comes and then pow... vintage Biden. George's smirk says it all... he is thinking... I told the cameraman and production I could convince Joe to do the macarena while sitting.
Cloony Swooning
February 27, 2009 - 16:46 ET by RiharGeorge thought bubble:
"You gorgeous hunk of VP you! I just want to jump in to a big pile of Joe Biden!"
When a liberal speaks, the truth is busy elsewhere.
Look George
February 27, 2009 - 16:55 ET by OBIE1DAKOMYI am perfectly balanced on this chair, even as I am trying as all heck to hold my legs together tight like yours. How do Hollywood folks do it? If you weren't here I would have just fell off to the right... opps... It's against the Obie gang initiation to say that word. What I meant to say was Rush Limbaugh is a goon. There...I've vindicated myself with grand master flash Obie1.
"I kid you not, George,
February 27, 2009 - 16:56 ET by RR GOP"I kid you not, George, this President has the whole world in his hands. You know the song, right? Never seen anything like it!"
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Clooney: "That tie just does not match..."
One of the 24% who thinks George W. Bush was a great President. One of the 89% who wants to bring back the stock and pillory.
George.. where did you go George?
February 27, 2009 - 17:01 ET by OBIE1DAKOMYGeorge never knew that Biden was nearsighted. Biden shows George how close things have to be in other for he to see.
You know George when I
February 27, 2009 - 17:03 ET by dark_dsYou know George when I got my hair plugs they promised I would have your hair... George would you mind if I touched your hair
"America is on the Short Bus to Socialism"
"George, I know you're big with the ladies...
February 27, 2009 - 17:06 ET by wnaegele...but Obama....
Biden said. Clooney said. Millions died. Shhh.
February 27, 2009 - 17:08 ET by Gary HallBiden: You know George. Back in 1997, or so, I sat right there in the Senate, and witnessed my president, Bill Clinton in Africa promising, in response to his looking the other way in the Rwandan genocide, to the African people and to the world, "Never Again." Immediately after that, it happened again. It spilled over next door into the D. R. Congo, and by the end of his term, another 3 1/2 million had been slaughtered there - and the rape wars of the Congo had begun - and millions of refugees.
And that's not all; in the same time frame we had horrific human tragedy occurring in Sierra Leone, the Ivory Coast, and Angola, where another 100 - 200,000 were being slaughtered. Remember "Shirt sleeves or long sleeves." And George. No one ever asked us or Bill Clinton about any of it. We're so good at this.
Clooney: Indeed. In fact, you know, I recently did my award winning documentary, "Sand And Sorrow," about genocide and refugees, etc. in Africa, and I managed to get through the whole thing without rat finking on Bill Clinton about the millions who died and suffered while we and the media looked the other way to protect his legacy. In fact, not a single person in the press every asked me about the millions who have died in the Congo. On the other hand, we sure managed to create a lot of hated for George Bush, for the relative little conflict in Darfur, did we not?High Fives all around.
Gary - A++ Great Summary of (ignored) Horrific Events!
February 27, 2009 - 18:25 ET by Cape ConservativeIt is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue. ~ Sam Adams
Hey Cape
February 27, 2009 - 18:43 ET by Gary HallI've go to admit - I damn near teared up again as I put that up - I often do. The hope that there is an concerned investigative journalist somewhere in America still burns. It sent me back for my reality check:
In October, 2008, at the President's Conference on International Development, as is often the case, praise for President Bush and his administration was in the air - for doing what? Doing the walk - not just the talk.
Sir Bob Geldof (Humanitarian activist - and Live 8 organizer):
"President Ellen Sirleaf Johnson, of Liberia (the first freely elected woman in Africa's history):
Followers of the one, can dream. I sense they won't experience reality.
Best. Gary
I won't hold my breath waiting for such accolades to
February 27, 2009 - 19:04 ET by Cape Conservativebe spoken about 'the one' from abroad - and neither should his followers!!!! There is intelligent life beyond the oceans!! The kool-ade drinkers here in the msm may think they are the end-all, be-all, but............THEY'RE NOT!
It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue. ~ Sam Adams
Biden: Sure, George. I
February 27, 2009 - 17:10 ET by MassConservBiden: Sure, George. I understand going after Justin Timberlake. It's just - you know, I just don't see how you can do Ocean's 14 without Bernie Mac.
George... I would played a good doctor on ER
February 27, 2009 - 17:13 ET by OBIE1DAKOMYAs matter of fact... this is how I would have scrubbed myself down before surgery...
George sits there just laughing his ars off.
If I was This....
February 27, 2009 - 17:12 ET by socal4patrickIf I was this big, I couldn't cross my legs like a woman. No really !
"If you want to save the world you must be willing to make others sacrifice" ....Dogbert the green consultant
I'm Practicing
February 27, 2009 - 17:16 ET by exLibHey George, you think I'd be good in one of those Subway commericals?
None of those guys can get the jingle right either, but at least I can put my hands apart to represent the foot-long part.
Clooney thinking....
February 27, 2009 - 17:17 ET by StarboardNow"I made how many message movies, for THIS guy, oy."
StarboardNow
Subway ad come to life...
February 27, 2009 - 17:20 ET by dborschjr685.....5 dollar....5 dollar footlong!
Long live the Republic! Conservatives unite!
Most obvious answer
February 28, 2009 - 08:55 ET by Sergeant ROCKDamn you!
"I swear to you.. that sub was this long! And only $5!!"
"I ask, Sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people. To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them."
George Mason
Poorly-timed photo.....
February 27, 2009 - 17:35 ET by JamesonLewis3rdA mere 0.0013 seconds before the shutter snapped, a barrage of smelly, soiled shoes of unknown origin was deflected by the guy on the right who used the standard combination of lightning-fast chopping motions.
The guy on the left is rendered apoplectic by the hysterical shoe-phobic behavior.
________________
Hebrews 11:8
Jeremiah 33:3
→ Yellow Rose
February 27, 2009 - 17:41 ET by Cool ArrowThe Yellow Rose of Texas (far right), listens in as Bob Barker explains door #3.
We won the cold war! Why are we surrendering?
Aw come on George really
February 27, 2009 - 18:00 ET by midnight cowboyAw come on George really don't laugh, my johnson is really this big. I almost think I could have played jump rope with it. Ha ha. Anyway did I ever tell you of the time I dated 3 playmates in one weekend. No really George, yea in my day I was a certain 3 letter word, S-T-U-D.
→ Oceans 11
February 27, 2009 - 18:13 ET by Cool Arrow"George, that movie's nothing compared to the heist we pulled off."
We won the cold war! Why did we surrender?
George Clooney plugs his
February 27, 2009 - 18:17 ET by fitzfongGeorge Clooney plugs his next project at the White House.
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." -Winston Churchill
"You know George, if I was president..."
February 27, 2009 - 18:17 ET by PrairieSky"I'd do things differently...I can't believe I gave up my senate seat to play second banana to this yutz...No, really George, I could have been president...should have been president..."
"...peace is the highest aspiration of the American People. We will negotiate for it, sacrifice for it, we will never surrender for it, now or ever." President Ronald Reagan~ January 20, 1981
Personally, I think Clooney is sitting like a 'pansy-boy'
February 27, 2009 - 18:29 ET by Cape ConservativeDang - there I go again, giving away my age ;-)
It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue. ~ Sam Adams
It's hard to know
February 27, 2009 - 18:31 ET by 10ksnookerWho is tweedle dee and who is tweedle dum.
It's more like...
February 27, 2009 - 18:34 ET by PrairieSkyTweedle Dum and Tweedle Dummer...Or is it Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber? Either way it works... :)
"...peace is the highest aspiration of the American People. We will negotiate for it, sacrifice for it, we will never surrender for it, now or ever." President Ronald Reagan~ January 20, 1981
George, are you
February 27, 2009 - 18:39 ET by cocodrieGeorge, are you positive I'm not smarter than a dead chicken?
Jesus Loves You
"What's your website number George?"
February 27, 2009 - 18:41 ET by Crash"You're the second person without talent who's occupied that chair!"
Crash - that was a good one! Let's see if SNL picks it up-NOT!
February 27, 2009 - 19:06 ET by Cape ConservativeIt is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue. ~ Sam Adams
Joe saying to George:
February 27, 2009 - 18:42 ET by RunningBeer"Ya know, we didn't even need the sheers, we just set the sheep right there on the voters faces..., I tell ya they never had a clue."
Talking in Ebonics
February 27, 2009 - 19:00 ET by guefyJoe Biden, talking in the familiar California Ebonics says, "I shoots baskets like these!"
That myth.....
February 27, 2009 - 19:18 ET by NavyBuckeye"Ask Michelle....really..it's not a myth."
“Were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers or newspapers without government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter” - Thomas Jefferson
Caption:
February 27, 2009 - 19:40 ET by Mother"There's only 'this much' pork in the stimulus bill. Honest."
Bilbo Biden: No sh!t Georgie
February 27, 2009 - 20:03 ET by Dan DiegoBilbo Biden: No sh!t Georgie Boyo, I came this close to a medal in the last Special Olympics, THIS CLOSE!!!
I think SickofLibs deserves the honors
February 27, 2009 - 20:04 ET by snaggletoothie"Yes, my brain is this big. No human skull could hold it."
Vice President Joe Biden...
February 27, 2009 - 20:24 ET by JPR1explains to actor George Clooney why the administration has decided the establishment of a Department of Metrosexual Identities will not be a first term objective. Biden lauded Clooneys personal efforts advancing the cause and encouraged him to expand his mission to midwestern states where voter awareness is apparently quite low.
Did I miss something
February 27, 2009 - 20:28 ET by vtbse99When was George Clooney elected to an office?? Whom does he represent? If not, since when does an actor with a cause garner an audience with the Vice President of the United States? I fail to see how pretending to be someone else for a living qualifies one for an audience with senior government officials...
Does anyone else see the lunacy here?
Yes
February 28, 2009 - 12:06 ET by pbanks7He hasn't even played one on TV.
"You silly son of a food trough wiper." -- French Taunter
§ Biden: I'm a White Guy...and It's THIS LONG!!!
February 27, 2009 - 21:31 ET by TheSterLet your mind wonder...
"Ummm...What's the Number to my Website???"
Ster.
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Wrecked him? Damn near
February 27, 2009 - 22:09 ET by Roger the ShrubberWrecked him? Damn near killed him!
"...................and
February 27, 2009 - 22:24 ET by jnrichards"...................and then I said, Stand up, Chuck!"
George and Joe..
February 27, 2009 - 22:44 ET by dervish...enjoy a lively game of charades. (The word is: taxpayer.)
☺ Captionfest
February 27, 2009 - 22:47 ET by Free Stinker" . . . and I really thought it was Okay to use someone elses writtings and claim it as your own work."
Well, sure, I guess
February 27, 2009 - 22:57 ET by fitzfongWell, sure, I guess technically my use of Lord Kinnock's words could be called plagiarism...but what about Ocean's Eleven?
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." -Winston Churchill
"Look George, I don't want to hear..."
February 27, 2009 - 23:00 ET by caiobabe"Look George, I don't want to hear about how successful YOUR hair plug transplant was."
caiobabe
February 27, 2009 - 23:24 ET by slickwillie2001Oops, we may have a new front-runner.
Ouch!
February 27, 2009 - 23:09 ET by blueknight99Well, Georgie. When we're done sticking it to the average tax-payer, his *ss hole is gonna be, oh, THIS big. Yeah. Patriotic INDEED.
"If you find yourself going through hell, keep going."
Sir Winston Churchill
Clooney Tunes Meets Vice President 'Ted Baxter'
February 27, 2009 - 23:28 ET by Morgan StevensWhat a gathering of the minds. George ( I'm so infatuated with my own damn existence) Cloony Tunes talks to VP Ted ( the walking gaffe machine) Baxter. So tell me Ted how long did it take before those plugs took hold ? Well George, it was almost as if it was overnight. They don't call me the Washington Chia Pet for nothing,my follicles are now this long.
Biden to Clooney: I
February 27, 2009 - 23:32 ET by JAJTBiden to Clooney: I believe you are the best person to play me in the story of my life. Picture this, "America 1929, a young handsome rising senator..."
Clooney thinking to himself: oh crap, i really am serious about Darfur...
JAJT
My first thought...
February 28, 2009 - 00:12 ET by Tom1969ca... was, "Whoever thought we'd see the day when George Clooney was the smartest guy in the room?"
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Daily Sarah Palin fact:
Sarah Palin is the smartest person in every room. Simultaneously.
"And I'll tell ya george...
February 28, 2009 - 00:36 ET by RESTLESS 1...I wasn't letting this chance slip by. "That one's" ass was right here, and I puckered up like I've never puckered before, and gave his ass one big wet one. And now, I'm veep. Here, stand up, and I'll show you how I did it."
"This
liberal would be all about socialize -- uh, uh, would be about
basically taking over and the government running all of your companies."-Maxine Waters 2008
The Batman meets The
February 28, 2009 - 02:17 ET by TN MomThe Batman meets The 'Batty' Man
Tweedledum and Tweedledumber
February 28, 2009 - 07:03 ET by TheHistorianshare a moment basking in each other's intelligence.
or Catwoman's villainous
February 28, 2009 - 17:01 ET by Chris Normanor Catwoman's villainous husband, "Copy Cat"... :)
The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.
"You know what ... those
February 28, 2009 - 07:25 ET by Jack Bauer"You know what ... those black folks in Darfur need to pay more taxes... time to jump in... work for the government"
Clooney thinking: I can't
February 28, 2009 - 08:49 ET by lehmanClooney thinking: I can't believe I am missing the Oscars to be here with this baffoon. I could have been in my tuxedo and having all my adoring fans admire me on the red carpet.
Body language 101:
February 28, 2009 - 09:10 ET by Crash"Better wrap it up Joe ... George has a short attention span."
there is a reason
February 28, 2009 - 09:48 ET by jackie3there is a reason why most actros should stay out of politics. they usually cannot sound intelligant without a script.
Never under estimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Trust me George, Obama has
February 28, 2009 - 10:22 ET by stancoyleTrust me George, Obama has the balls to move this country to socialism...trust me....this big!!!!
crow
February 28, 2009 - 11:48 ET by bknownstGeorgie after the dumb comment I made about job loses in Louisianna I had to eat a crow this big! Boy I gotta tell ya. If you look up DUMB in the dictionary it has a picture of me and you!
So...
February 28, 2009 - 11:43 ET by DMartyrClooney is an Islamophobe?
He isn't? He just wants to end the genocide in Darfur?
Hmm, lets just end child molestations by expanding the school lunch program.
That doesn't make sense? It makes about as much sense as trying to save Darfur without acknowledging Islamofascism.
Meeting of the minds!
February 28, 2009 - 12:20 ET by hoseBiden: ....so I says" Sure you'll be a nice President." and he says " No Joe, vice president." And I says" I thought you wanted to be the president?" So he esplains to me that he wants me to be vice president. I thought maybe one of my plugs was in too deep, so I askes him again.....
Clooney: No offence but if anything happens to the Obamassiah, I'm movin' to France!
About that openness in Government...
February 28, 2009 - 12:20 ET by pbanks7We're going to have the most open government in history, but we have a strategy. We're only gonna make the opening about this big. Then we're going to station Helen Thomas just inside the opening, rendering anyone brave enough to peep in incapable of prying any further.
"We have Samson the Sudducee Stangler, several sedititious scribes from Caesaria....." -- Biggus Dickus
George, isn't it great how
February 28, 2009 - 13:14 ET by Joe CamelGeorge, isn't it great how you can make movies killing people with guns, but still hate them...all the while, laughing all the way to the bank? Those clingers never fail to amaze me George..
Zzzzzzzz
February 28, 2009 - 14:02 ET by 1611LilacLadyTwo socialist actors in a photo-op.
tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock
I wonder which one wants to other's autograph?
Isaiah 5:20a Woe unto them who call evil good, and good evil. . . KJV
"I once plagiarized a quote
February 28, 2009 - 14:32 ET by Chris Norman"I once plagiarized a quote this long..."
The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.
"Now, George, imagine that
February 28, 2009 - 15:54 ET by KJ_sez"Now, George, imagine that your bank account is just like the Library of Congress, just chocked full of books. When we're done with 'fixing' the economy, your library is only going to have about _this many_ books left in it."
You know George,
February 28, 2009 - 16:01 ET by dsrtfox2001between us our IQs are at least 105.
No, no, really George
February 28, 2009 - 16:19 ET by c5thenThis is how much I care about Dafer, or Darfer, or whatever.
Hey, I got the wrong "CHANGE"!
Alan Keyes / Sarah Palin - 2012
A day with Biden
February 28, 2009 - 16:54 ET by SeftonBiden: "...you know, speaking of things to die for - since you're here to run down your list of 'What I'd Die For" - I could go for one of those big pretzels right about now, you know about this size - "
Clooney: "Darfur, sir."
Biden: "Excuse me?"
Clooney: "I'm not here to talk about things I'd die for, I'm here to talk about the administration's policy on Darfur."
Biden stares ignorantly.
Biden: "But what about those pretzels, huh?"
Biden pitches his new idea for a hit movie.
March 1, 2009 - 01:35 ET by Trix RabbitBiden: Let me tell you my original story for a movie that's a shoe-in for the Oscar. The guy you'll play, you see, gets released from prison and teams up with eleven of his old friends and they pull a big heist at a Las Vegas casino ran by Andy Garcia.
Clooney: (And to think I gave all that money to elect this moron from Mars)
For the MSM: In your pomp and all your glory, you're a poorer man than me. As you lick the boots of death born out of fear.
Ian Anderson "Wind up"