Christian Bale: "I want this guy fired!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I refuse to be in the same room with this guy while I am listening to the President!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's ruining my concentration!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
After what has transpired in this country since Jan 20th, and particularly what has been going on for the last 48 hours, I cannot look at a picture of Obama and think of anything even remotely funny-no matter what.
-Dave
Our clueless political leaders are about to drive us all over a cliff. The time to HITM is now-before we go over.
Life is sooooo bad right now. You care sooooo much for the well being of this country that you just can't think of anything funny to say. Face it, the world isn't going to end. The economy will recover, everything is going to be fine. Stop being so melodramatic. It's giving me the sh*ts.
I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain.
And my head I'd be scratchin' while
my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le,
In trouble or in pain.
With the thoughts you'll be thinkin'
you could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain.
Oh, I could tell you why The ocean's near the shore.
I could think of things I never thunk before.
And then I'd sit, and think some more.
I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry,
If I only had a brain.
APP: "Although the doctors cautioned that the surgery was not without significant risk, the consensus was that the enormous growth would have a serious negative impact on the longevity and quality of life of the patient.
The medical team further stated that the patient, after excision of the growth, could be expected to be able to lead a 'relatively normal life' following the surgery, but the ability to sink 3-pointers on camera would be substantially diminished.
After removal and preservation, the growth is likely to become a part of the permanent Johns Hopkins Unusual Gross Specimens research collection."
Caught lip-synching on a recent SNL appearance, Biden unexplainedly launches into a Jimmy Crack Corn/Hoedown jig, as his minstrel sidekick tries to deflect attention.
instructs his staff on the Marxist version of musical chairs. When it quickly became apparent some staffers were unfamiliar with the Capitalist version, Obama promised to seek funding for an education program.
Mr Bidenjangles, Mr. Joe Jangles, Mr. Bidenjangles, dance.
I knew a Senator Joe Biden and he'd dance for you, the old soft shoe
With silver hair plugs and botox shots, he looked like new
but for his worn out government views
He jumped so high, jumped so high
Then he lightly touched down
I met him on the campaign trail, he was
down and out
He looked to me to be without press coverage
as his gaffes spewed out
He talked of tests, talked of crises, then he laughed
clicked his heels and stepped
He said his name "Bidenjangles" and he spoke a lick
about crazy things
He grabbed his pants and spread his stance, like Larry Craig,
Oh he told tales so high and then he clicked his facelift
He let go a laugh, let go a laugh
and shook back his hair plugs all around
Mr. Bidenjangles, Mr. Joejangles
Mr. Bidenjangles, dance
He opined for those at liberal media shows and county fairs
throughout the south
he spoke of fears of future Obama years and how his wife and him
had traveled about
Before he though his candidacy had up and died, had up and died
Things were looking down and he was full of grief
Then Obama said I dance around the truth every chance for honkys and libs
and they eat me up
But most the time I spend in racist churches and with leftwing pals
'cause I lies a bit
He shook his head, and as he shook his head
I heard him ask me please
Mr. Bidenjangles, Mr. Joejangles
Mr. Bidenjangles, be my VP..
Obama, points at Hellen Tomas and asks, "Is she dead or just look like it?" Mean while Biden releives himself where he stands because they don't dare let him leave the White House to go for a walk like the others, he may say somthing stupid. To bad they can't do the same for Pelosi.
Gibbs?- Hey Robert? Look here, this is how you do it, just look at Joe back here... That River Dance thing you've been doing is just way too fast and, well, it's kind of distracting, really.
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends dont dance
And if they dont dance
Well they're, no friends of mine...................we can...
Say, we can act if we want to
If we dont, nobody will
And you can act real rude
And totally removed
And i can act like an imbusil.........Yes We Can!....Dance!
Barack does his excellent Sammy Davis Jr. impersonation while singing Mr. Bojangles while his fellow Rat Bastard Pack chum Plugs gets knocked over by the ghost of Sammy comes to knock him over as well...
Hey GF! I actually didn't think it was too funny, so I am glad you got a laugh out of it. I have been busy with work, I occasionally have to do that stuff. I also did something weird and pulled a muscle in my lower back so I have been working/sleeping. I am so disgusted by seeing old Barry, it is hard to think of anything funny about him or Biden.
Bringing the government in to run Wall Street is like saying, "Dad burned the dinner, let's get the dog to cook." PJ O'Rourke
That 'gird your loins, folks' line cracked me up when Joey first blurted it out. I thought about making it my tagline. If you want to make me laugh just intone 'gird your loins' and I fall down laughing.
Can you IMAGINE if Bush had ever said anything like that?!
In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.
See this is the behavior we are looking for. Notice how he is totally submissive and focused on me, yet I am not acknowledging him. If he loses focus I just poke him with my finger and say SSSST!!
"I'm Shuck and he's Jive, we're here to keep hope-n-change ... alive!"
"Now before I drank the stimulus elixir I too had the grave posture of that poor man looming behind me. Look at me now! For a number I can't even repeat aloud, 'cause it's just to big to say without bursting into flames, this miracle cure can be yours. And for a limited time it comes with this convenient sow lined man-bag ... filled with condoms!"
Gets very right wing support at Politco! Roughed up may too strong a word, but the idea inquiries are being stopped is getting to be all too famililar.
Time to take a stand is now b4 all that "stimulus" package goes towards the national army.
Mr. President, if you get out of the way, I can then just barely see the number of people that are for your porkulus er. . . stimulus bill. No, still can't see the number . . .
"...but frankly, the thought of this poser Obama in charge when the Russians, North Koreans, Iranians and Pakastanis are all up to no good has made me crap my pants".
The remarkable tean of Obama and Biden demonstrate thier dancing skill. Biden(background) does some classic Soft-shoe while Obama puts on virtuoso performance tapdancing around reporters questions. Full review in Art of Politics section.
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See, I win, White man can't jump..
February 6, 2009 - 15:49 ET by upcountrywaterFREEDOM
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Monkey see, monkey do
February 6, 2009 - 15:50 ET by DontFeedTheTrollsJoe Biden, in whiteface, does the soft shoe while Obama performs a rap version of 'Show Me The Money'.
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waitin' on the Levee
February 7, 2009 - 01:07 ET by LoosMooseJoe Biden singing and dancing "Waitin' on the Levee, Waitin' on the Levee, Waitin' on the Robert E. Lee......
I had a nightmare that Keith Olberman was run over by a bus,....... and lived.
Brrrrrrap!
February 6, 2009 - 15:51 ET by w3President Obama asks a reporter to pull his finger while Vice-President Biden indicates that he already knows this joke.
WMDs
February 6, 2009 - 15:52 ET by slickwillie2001Joe, get over here and pull my finger, quick!!
Put me in, Coach!
February 6, 2009 - 15:52 ET by KC MulvilleIt looks like Biden is begging Coach Obama to put him in. Maybe it's a kickoff, and they need someone to break the wedge.
Stand Up Joe!
February 6, 2009 - 15:53 ET by bigtimerStand Up Joe!
"IGOR"
February 6, 2009 - 15:54 ET by Benny"ALLOW ME MASSSSTER."
Christian Bale...
February 6, 2009 - 15:54 ET by Paul AtreidesChristian Bale: "I want this guy fired!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I refuse to be in the same room with this guy while I am listening to the President!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's ruining my concentration!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Bojangles and Shirley Temple
February 6, 2009 - 15:55 ET by MaideneerBojangles and Shirley Temple sure can dance at this old age.
Puppet strings
February 6, 2009 - 15:56 ET by thetruthdetectorYes, As you can see, I am late again, to this news conference, because someone broke my VP's puppet strings ....BTW, does any one have duct tape?
Boy Boss! That hurt!
February 6, 2009 - 15:57 ET by JTPNow I know how the rest of the country is gonna feel once this bill is passed.
"I need more cowbell!" SNL
Fun Times At The White House
February 6, 2009 - 15:57 ET by TeamcheeserYou put your left foot in, you put your left foot out,
You put your left foot firmly in the corner of your mouth,
You do the Hokey-Pokey and you garnish every wage,
That's what we're all about!
Oh
February 6, 2009 - 16:01 ET by RukusBiden: "Oh, Susanna, Oh don't you cry for me..."
Barry: "Oh for crissakes Joe!"
Biden: "Ooops! I meant... Gettin' jiggy wid it!"
Gary
Sorry Al, I've used up my allotment of "give a crap!"
Or: Biden: You put your
February 6, 2009 - 16:28 ET by motherbeltOr:
Biden: You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out....
Obama (thinking) Jeez, Joe, you're Catholic, and you still haven't got any rythm!!
I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows. -Bart Simpson
caption
February 6, 2009 - 15:59 ET by sarainitalyI'm hopin' this guy dropped some change!
You see, this is why I want
February 6, 2009 - 16:07 ET by bradbenj5952You see, this is why I want my own photographers. Joe, sit back down.
OOH!
February 6, 2009 - 16:10 ET by mizflame98Obama: Blah, blah, blah...
Biden (thinking to himself): I should have used Preparation H.
"Not to be a republican at twenty is proof of want of heart; to be one at thirty is proof of want of head." - Francois Guisot
Biden: "here's what I think
February 6, 2009 - 16:12 ET by kgBiden: "here's what I think of your stimulus plan"
"Forget change, I want improvement!"
Caption:
February 6, 2009 - 16:13 ET by MotherBarack's rhetoric was mu-mu-mumbled, Biden's two left feet just stumbled...the U.S. watched and winced and grumbled.
Their favorite movie is "Young Frankenstein," apparently.
February 6, 2009 - 16:14 ET by Mike BrattonObama: "If you're blue and you don't know where to go to, why don't you where fashion sits..."
Biden: "Puttin' on the Ritz!"
--Mike
www.thebrattonreport.com
LMAO. But, to get the
February 6, 2009 - 19:02 ET by HockeyKidLMAO. But, to get the reference truly correct, Joe would have to be saying, "Buhdn ah da Wiiiiitz!" ;)
Thanks for the giggle.
"Beauty is only skin deep, but liberal's to the bone." - me
You're welcome.
February 6, 2009 - 19:25 ET by Mike BrattonBut I just couldn't bring myself to give Vice President Biden (urp!) Peter Boyle's famous line reading. I appreciate your courage and moxie.
For everyone's enjoyment, and to make the reference complete:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5Hr6NTsbtg
--Mike
www.thebrattonreport...
Yes He Can!
February 6, 2009 - 16:16 ET by sockit2meSee, I told you, with my coaching, Joe Biden, a white man, CAN dance, Yes He Can!
Hey Brain whaddya wanna do tonight?
February 6, 2009 - 16:16 ET by katainkent*zot* *narf*
All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. -Edmund Burke
Hey BO my main man!
February 6, 2009 - 16:18 ET by yobobbybHe's a dance,dance,dance, dance, dancin machine
Watch him get down,watch him get down.
"Vice-President Obama"?
February 6, 2009 - 16:18 ET by bradbenj5952"Vice-President Obama"?
New movie poster for "Dumb and Dumber TWO"
February 6, 2009 - 16:18 ET by attorneygirlThis is the follow-up to the original "Dumb and Dumber" movie. It's now "Dumb and Dumber TWO."
Coming to a movie theatre near you . . .
Get me in that picture!
February 6, 2009 - 16:21 ET by sockit2meIf I crouch down, yeah, just like that, I can get in the picture! Hope my head doesn't reflect too much! Damn, I am the VP!
following the Constitution!
Look! I'm Curious George
February 6, 2009 - 16:23 ET by gedwards111Look! I'm Curious George
Biden: "If He Says Anthing That Sounds Like Pull My Finger.."
February 6, 2009 - 16:25 ET by Beresford...I'm gonna get a head start.
Biden: "If He Says Anthing That Sounds Like Pull My Finger.."
February 6, 2009 - 16:26 ET by Beresford...I'm getting out from behind here....
Sorry, no caption here
February 6, 2009 - 16:26 ET by R D HelmAfter what has transpired in this country since Jan 20th, and particularly what has been going on for the last 48 hours, I cannot look at a picture of Obama and think of anything even remotely funny-no matter what.
-Dave
Our clueless political leaders are about to drive us all over a cliff. The time to HITM is now-before we go over.
Oh poor you
February 6, 2009 - 16:39 ET by guttermouthLife is sooooo bad right now. You care sooooo much for the well being of this country that you just can't think of anything funny to say. Face it, the world isn't going to end. The economy will recover, everything is going to be fine. Stop being so melodramatic. It's giving me the sh*ts.
If you
February 6, 2009 - 16:57 ET by Tom in NCsh*t too much you would disappear altogether
And the sh*ts resemble you!
February 7, 2009 - 07:05 ET by bretzysdudeAnd the sh*ts resemble you!
HOW ARE ALL YOUR KIDS
February 7, 2009 - 07:07 ET by bretzysdudeHOW ARE ALL YOUR KIDS DOING?
Biden: "Oh oh. He Told Helen Thomas To Pull My Finger, Again"
February 6, 2009 - 16:27 ET by Beresford...I'm getting out from behind here....
Joe and "O"
February 6, 2009 - 16:28 ET by bsmarjObama sez, "put your right foot in your mouth!"
"Nope, sorry Joe, I said right foot, your out."
Before the press conference,
February 6, 2009 - 16:30 ET by kefkaBefore the press conference, the President practices his
'question-taking' pose in the mirror while his VP Joey Biden cavorts in
the background.
the man in the Whitehouse "I won,
February 6, 2009 - 16:37 ET by vrwc13the man in the Whitehouse "I won, you dance."
Vice President Biden "Why?"
the man in the Whitehouse "Because I said so!"
v
Obama raises hand, lifts nation
or…
the man in the Whitehouse raises hand, sifts nation
"Does the President have any balls at all?"
February 6, 2009 - 16:42 ET by Rpeggio"Does the President have any balls at all? Hmmmmm, hard to see from here. I betcha Pelosi stole them."
Never knew
February 6, 2009 - 16:44 ET by Tom in NCHow hard it is to walk with a corn cob up my a$$
Caption:
February 6, 2009 - 16:44 ET by MotherBiden quickly puts out another one of Barack's doobies.
"While I throw a temper tantrum...........
February 6, 2009 - 16:45 ET by BEGRUNTwatch Joe do a soft shoe in the corner."
"Blago got in touch with his inner dirt bag"
Dennis Miller
Biff T Beauregard:
February 6, 2009 - 16:45 ET by Crash"Aw shucks missa' President ... I plum forgots yer Kool-Aid!"
IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN
February 6, 2009 - 16:45 ET by tkeefeI could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain.
And my head I'd be scratchin' while
my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le,
In trouble or in pain.
With the thoughts you'll be thinkin'
you could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain.
Oh, I could tell you why The ocean's near the shore.
I could think of things I never thunk before.
And then I'd sit, and think some more.
I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry,
If I only had a brain.
Meat on a shtick.
February 6, 2009 - 16:48 ET by CrashIs Joe-Bi President Obama's pegboy!?
Dirty Barry - "Go ahead.
February 6, 2009 - 16:49 ET by mattmDirty Barry - "Go ahead. Pull my finger!"
The Plagiarist - (thought bubble) "Man...this guy has hot air coming out of every orafice."
APP: "Although the doctors
February 6, 2009 - 16:52 ET by SickofLibsAPP: "Although the doctors cautioned that the surgery was not without significant risk, the consensus was that the enormous growth would have a serious negative impact on the longevity and quality of life of the patient.
The medical team further stated that the patient, after excision of the growth, could be expected to be able to lead a 'relatively normal life' following the surgery, but the ability to sink 3-pointers on camera would be substantially diminished.
After removal and preservation, the growth is likely to become a part of the permanent Johns Hopkins Unusual Gross Specimens research collection."
"Obama points out the
February 6, 2009 - 16:53 ET by DJEddle"Obama points out the hard-nosed journalist as 'the muscle' prepares to pounce."
*If you like the comments, check out the articles.
And now... The Vice
February 6, 2009 - 16:58 ET by sundevil5150And now... The Vice President's Gas plan...
Caught lip-synching on a
February 6, 2009 - 16:58 ET by SickofLibsCaught lip-synching on a recent SNL appearance, Biden unexplainedly launches into a Jimmy Crack Corn/Hoedown jig, as his minstrel sidekick tries to deflect attention.
President Obama...
February 6, 2009 - 17:02 ET by JPR1instructs his staff on the Marxist version of musical chairs. When it quickly became apparent some staffers were unfamiliar with the Capitalist version, Obama promised to seek funding for an education program.
Caption:
February 6, 2009 - 17:08 ET by MotherBiden stepped in another wad of nicorette...again.
OK Barry, you handle the
February 6, 2009 - 17:15 ET by kelleybOK Barry, you handle the shuck and jive, and I'll take care of the song and dance!!
Obamama distracts the
February 6, 2009 - 17:21 ET by Dan DiegoObamama distracts the press with a game of Get the red dot with Joe.
Caption:
February 6, 2009 - 17:29 ET by MotherBarry raps: "Big pimpin' and spendin' Pork"
Biden does the white man shuffle.
Meanwhile, Michelle puts a stripper pole in the Lincoln bedroom
Reporter: "Do you 'ave a
February 6, 2009 - 17:29 ET by JoeBobReporter: "Do you 'ave a lahzeence for zat minkee?"
Obama: "I am a musician and the monkey is a businessman. He doesn't tell me what to play, and I don't tell him what to do with his money."
Without recognizing the ordinances of Heaven, it is impossible to be a superior man. - Confucious
Joe Biden as ...
February 6, 2009 - 17:30 ET by CrashThe Jerk: "I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi."
"Wait a minute? These cans are defective!"
Watch This Joe
February 6, 2009 - 17:32 ET by Retired GeekWatch This Joe, I'm going to give a Michael Jackson salute to America.
Joe Biden - by
February 6, 2009 - 17:38 ET by midnight cowboyJoe Biden - by walking erect, is the missing link.
Another caption candidate:
February 6, 2009 - 17:41 ET by needleSlight off topic, but here is another photo – ironic, as PajamasMedia mildly puts it – begging for captions.
Impunitas semper ad deteriora invitat.
Hi I'm Barry and this is my
February 6, 2009 - 17:52 ET by srhoadesHi I'm Barry and this is my trained chimp, Joe Joe. Dance for the people, Joe Joe.
Joe Biden says
February 6, 2009 - 17:53 ET by BO STINKS"Just shuckin' and jivin', master. Just shuckin' and jivin' while you rap out yo bailout plan, master."
"If your cause is just, if your principles are pure & if your conduct is prudent you need not fear the multitude of opposing hosts." John Witherspoon
Obambi: Talking 'bout my
February 6, 2009 - 17:53 ET by Two DogsObambi: Talking 'bout my girl.
The Bidiac: My girl!
In the Barrel
February 6, 2009 - 17:56 ET by owr084You! It's your turn in the barrel tomorrow!
Young Frankenstein
February 6, 2009 - 18:03 ET by Missourimulewalk this way............THIS way..
Vice-President Joe Biden
February 6, 2009 - 18:06 ET by AnotherBrianVice-President Joe Biden goes to assist a reporter who fainted from President Barack Obama's "finger of death."
caption
February 6, 2009 - 18:10 ET by bknownstJoey!
There's a spot on my left shoe.
Get down there and clean it up!
Old Joe Tries To Get BO to Try Out for this Irish Dance Troup
February 6, 2009 - 18:14 ET by yobobbybhttp://www.youtube.c...
Democrat VP Joe Biden
February 6, 2009 - 18:21 ET by eaglewingz08Democrat VP Joe Biden showing how Nancy Peelousy and the dem horde in Congress made their crap sandwich porkapalooza.
Mr Bidenjangles, Mr. Joe
February 6, 2009 - 18:35 ET by eaglewingz08Mr Bidenjangles, Mr. Joe Jangles, Mr. Bidenjangles, dance.
I knew a Senator Joe Biden and he'd dance for you, the old soft shoe
With silver hair plugs and botox shots, he looked like new
but for his worn out government views
He jumped so high, jumped so high
Then he lightly touched down
I met him on the campaign trail, he was
down and out
He looked to me to be without press coverage
as his gaffes spewed out
He talked of tests, talked of crises, then he laughed
clicked his heels and stepped
He said his name "Bidenjangles" and he spoke a lick
about crazy things
He grabbed his pants and spread his stance, like Larry Craig,
Oh he told tales so high and then he clicked his facelift
He let go a laugh, let go a laugh
and shook back his hair plugs all around
Mr. Bidenjangles, Mr. Joejangles
Mr. Bidenjangles, dance
He opined for those at liberal media shows and county fairs
throughout the south
he spoke of fears of future Obama years and how his wife and him
had traveled about
Before he though his candidacy had up and died, had up and died
Things were looking down and he was full of grief
Then Obama said I dance around the truth every chance for honkys and libs
and they eat me up
But most the time I spend in racist churches and with leftwing pals
'cause I lies a bit
He shook his head, and as he shook his head
I heard him ask me please
Mr. Bidenjangles, Mr. Joejangles
Mr. Bidenjangles, be my VP..
Old Joe Tries . .
February 6, 2009 - 18:57 ET by 1611LilacLadyGreat video - - thanks!
Isaiah 5:20a Woe unto them who call evil good, and good evil. . . KJV
"Uh, excuse me, Ms.
February 6, 2009 - 18:39 ET by BKeyser"Uh, excuse me, Ms. Thomas- uh- Helen? Helen Thomas? Yeah, uh, your, uh, fly is down, ma'am."
Again Joe ?
February 6, 2009 - 18:45 ET by socal4patrickYou fart again in this office Joe and you are banned ! I DON'T care if it sounds like a harmonica.
Got it !
"If you want to save the world you must be willing to make others sacrifice" ....Dogbert the green consultant
Chris Matthews Part Deux
February 6, 2009 - 18:55 ET by 1611LilacLadyBiden to Hussein: "Oh, I had such a tingle go down my leg."
Isaiah 5:20a Woe unto them who call evil good, and good evil. . . KJV
LMAO. But, to get the
February 6, 2009 - 19:02 ET by HockeyKidtextectomy.
Obama, points at Hellen
February 6, 2009 - 19:02 ET by ForeverOnTheRightObama, points at Hellen Tomas and asks, "Is she dead or just look like it?" Mean while Biden releives himself where he stands because they don't dare let him leave the White House to go for a walk like the others, he may say somthing stupid. To bad they can't do the same for Pelosi.
Gibbs?- Hey Robert? Look
February 6, 2009 - 19:03 ET by BKeyserGibbs?- Hey Robert? Look here, this is how you do it, just look at Joe back here... That River Dance thing you've been doing is just way too fast and, well, it's kind of distracting, really.
Joe Biden doing his macaca
February 6, 2009 - 19:05 ET by eaglewingz08Joe Biden doing his macaca imitation.
while attempting to bow to "the one",
February 6, 2009 - 19:10 ET by clinging to my guns and my religionbiden realizes a moment too late that he needs more practice.
"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle." Edmund Burke
Dr. Zaius, would you please
February 6, 2009 - 19:29 ET by Hal JordanDr. Zaius, would you please silence the human!
Oh MAN!!!!
February 6, 2009 - 19:43 ET by dlwoltmannThis is the 3rd pair of shoes this week. Everytime I walk into a room with him I step into his S***.
Oh MAN!!!!
February 6, 2009 - 19:44 ET by dlwoltmannPssst!
February 6, 2009 - 19:54 ET by RukusPssst! Barak, hurry up man, I gotta go! Like now! Nnnnngh!
Gary
Sorry Al, I've used up my allotment of "give a crap!"
"Yes We Can" dance if you wnat to
February 6, 2009 - 20:02 ET by SkipperMLMWe can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends dont dance
And if they dont dance
Well they're, no friends of mine...................we can...
Say, we can act if we want to
If we dont, nobody will
And you can act real rude
And totally removed
And i can act like an imbusil.........Yes We Can!....Dance!
Obama Follows in Reagan tradition
February 6, 2009 - 20:07 ET by SnappyObama follows in Ronald Reagans footsteps in the modern remake of a Reagan classic "Bedtime for Bonzo" starring..........
Biden says...
February 6, 2009 - 20:14 ET by Flying_Flynn"Oh look at me...I'm Mr. President. Mr. Important Guy. Mr. Second Coming!"
Flying Flynn
I swear it looks like Biden
February 6, 2009 - 20:18 ET by MightyMouthI swear it looks like Biden is trying to clear a "wedgie".
"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...
Simon says: Freeze!
February 6, 2009 - 20:22 ET by Hal JordanSimon says: Freeze!
OTAY SPANKY
February 6, 2009 - 20:28 ET by MissCleoOTAY SPANKY
Dance, monkey, dance
February 6, 2009 - 20:35 ET by CobraManTurn the crank and watch the moneky dance.
Obama: My job is above my pay grade
Pew! Pew! Or....
February 6, 2009 - 20:36 ET by shaollindaveBang!
Bang!
I got you!
Pew! Pew! Or....
February 6, 2009 - 20:37 ET by shaollindaveBang!
Bang!
I got you!
I'm drunk ...
February 6, 2009 - 20:48 ET by xcor057on stupid!
→ Caption
February 6, 2009 - 21:22 ET by Cool ArrowObama unveils his first Shovel Ready project - Joe Biden
→ Petticoat Junction
February 6, 2009 - 21:25 ET by Cool ArrowObama to Joe
February 6, 2009 - 21:25 ET by jaywlSic 'em, Joe!
Th Begger Man
February 6, 2009 - 21:47 ET by CobraManThe beggar man and his mighty king are only different in name.
Obama: My job is above my pay grade
Too Easy
February 6, 2009 - 22:05 ET by CobraManNay, answer me: stand, and unfold yourself.
(I'm having too much fun with this one, but the pic is great!)
Obama: My job is above my pay grade
Gird Your Loins, America
February 6, 2009 - 22:26 ET by TN MomObama: "Now, VP Binden will demonstrate my new National Anthem."
Biden: "This is the way we Gird Our Loins; Gird Our Loins, Gird Our Loins....."
"Do it again,
February 6, 2009 - 22:39 ET by bostongt"Do it again, Biden!"
http://www.youtube.c...
Oh *NO* that wasn't JUST
February 6, 2009 - 22:47 ET by ScadsobeesOh *NO* that wasn't JUST gas....
I gotta start wearing my brown suits!
Hit it Joey
February 6, 2009 - 23:03 ET by AgentAmericanBarack does his excellent Sammy Davis Jr. impersonation while singing Mr. Bojangles while his fellow Rat Bastard Pack chum Plugs gets knocked over by the ghost of Sammy comes to knock him over as well...
2010: A GOP Hill
Now...
February 6, 2009 - 23:08 ET by dervish...is ze part of ze presidency in fich ve danz...
The Fraudulent One...
February 6, 2009 - 23:33 ET by Jarhead68B. Hussein Obama points out to Plugs Biden that Helen Thomas isn't wearing any underwear. Naturally, Plugs must get a better look.
Joe, I know the VP doesn't do much...
February 7, 2009 - 00:44 ET by bigblu_82...but thats no reason to stand around with your thumb up your...
As President Barack Obama warns of the coming
February 7, 2009 - 01:33 ET by thebutlerdiditeconomic catastropy, Vice President Joe Biden demonstrates loin-girding.
Bringing the government in to run Wall Street is like saying, "Dad burned the dinner, let's get the dog to cook." PJ O'Rourke
TBDI
February 7, 2009 - 10:31 ET by choselife3xLMAO!!!!!!
"Let us gird our loins."
In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.
cl3x
February 7, 2009 - 13:52 ET by thebutlerdiditHey GF! I actually didn't think it was too funny, so I am glad you got a laugh out of it. I have been busy with work, I occasionally have to do that stuff. I also did something weird and pulled a muscle in my lower back so I have been working/sleeping. I am so disgusted by seeing old Barry, it is hard to think of anything funny about him or Biden.
Bringing the government in to run Wall Street is like saying, "Dad burned the dinner, let's get the dog to cook." PJ O'Rourke
TBDI
February 7, 2009 - 14:09 ET by choselife3xThat 'gird your loins, folks' line cracked me up when Joey first blurted it out. I thought about making it my tagline. If you want to make me laugh just intone 'gird your loins' and I fall down laughing.
Can you IMAGINE if Bush had ever said anything like that?!
In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.
The Dem Wheesperer
February 7, 2009 - 01:31 ET by bigblu_82See this is the behavior we are looking for. Notice how he is totally submissive and focused on me, yet I am not acknowledging him. If he loses focus I just poke him with my finger and say SSSST!!
Let's twist again like we
February 7, 2009 - 07:53 ET by eaglewingz08Let's twist again like we did last summer, let's twist again like at convention time
Let's twist again like we did in November, let's twist again it's stimulus time.
Next Victim!
February 7, 2009 - 10:14 ET by Crash"I'm Shuck and he's Jive, we're here to keep hope-n-change ... alive!"
"Now before I drank the stimulus elixir I too had the grave posture of that poor man looming behind me. Look at me now! For a number I can't even repeat aloud, 'cause it's just to big to say without bursting into flames, this miracle cure can be yours. And for a limited time it comes with this convenient sow lined man-bag ... filled with condoms!"
Roughed up Reporter
February 7, 2009 - 08:56 ET by NortoGets very right wing support at Politco! Roughed up may too strong a word, but the idea inquiries are being stopped is getting to be all too famililar.
Time to take a stand is now b4 all that "stimulus" package goes towards the national army.
Im a
February 7, 2009 - 09:03 ET by Hanoverfistlittle tea pot
short and stout.....
Get back where you belong
February 7, 2009 - 09:49 ET by fishshakerGet back where you belong Biden. It's just my finger, not my penis.
"In response...
February 7, 2009 - 10:19 ET by gregfaheyto your question, I'll let VP Biden answer you as to whether this admin will lean to the left or the center."
(Hearing impaired version)
"And our next contestant...
February 7, 2009 - 10:21 ET by Sergeant ROCK... is 'Dancin' Joe.. Dancin' Joe everybody.. let's give a round of applause for Dancin' Joe.."
"I ask, Sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people. To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them."
George Mason
Bolton/KEYES 2012
Mr. President, if you get
February 7, 2009 - 10:28 ET by jdhawkMr. President, if you get out of the way, I can then just barely see the number of people that are for your porkulus er. . . stimulus bill. No, still can't see the number . . .
mr bojangles
February 7, 2009 - 10:36 ET by Catherwood"If you will hand my that street organ and my fez, I'll grind out a few old tunes and you can watch my monkey dance.
Ala those old westerns: I'm
February 7, 2009 - 11:17 ET by QueenMumAla those old westerns:
Obama to Biden: "I'm the new sheriff in town. Start dancin'."
Note: If you are under the age of 40, you probably won't get this. ;)
And that's what happens with too much starch in your shorts....
February 7, 2009 - 11:33 ET by Lord Erond...I'm Barack Obama for NoStarch.
"What you can not enforce, do not command" -Sophocles-
Dip-wads!!!!!
February 7, 2009 - 12:04 ET by Roscoe Mendago"We'll build a stairway to paradise", "come-on everyone, sing and dance along".
Too bad we'll all have to suffer through their incompetence...
Biden: " I tried girding my loins..."
February 7, 2009 - 12:15 ET by OxyCon"...but frankly, the thought of this poser Obama in charge when the Russians, North Koreans, Iranians and Pakastanis are all up to no good has made me crap my pants".
Biden wouldn't know the
February 7, 2009 - 13:33 ET by eaglewingz08Biden wouldn't know the truth if it came up and bit him on the butt.
Great Act
February 7, 2009 - 14:16 ET by OBQuietThe remarkable tean of Obama and Biden demonstrate thier dancing skill. Biden(background) does some classic Soft-shoe while Obama puts on virtuoso performance tapdancing around reporters questions. Full review in Art of Politics section.
Hang In There!
February 7, 2009 - 14:21 ET by flyingmonkeyOh Momma, Obama. You black guys do got it goin' on.
Is that George Stephanopoulos down there???
Dorothy, I'm warning you.
February 7, 2009 - 14:41 ET by KarmaDorothy, I'm warning you. Keep the damn oil can away from his jaw.
No representation, without taxation!
Obama: With my stimulus
February 7, 2009 - 17:10 ET by Antisocial-ismObama: With my stimulus package, "Bang, the economy's dead!"
Biden: Shuffling, stumbling forward like many an Obamazombie uttering "Change, CHAnge, CHANGGGE!!
Dance, puppet on a string,
February 7, 2009 - 17:11 ET by Antisocial-ismDance, puppet on a string, Dance!!
Whooo...What the hell did
February 7, 2009 - 23:35 ET by axslingerWhooo...What the hell did you put in my beer?
Gepetto and Pinocchio
February 8, 2009 - 05:32 ET by semolina_filcher"Pull the strings and I'll wink at you, I'll do anything if you want me to, I'm your puppet..."
Biden as Lerch: "YOU
February 8, 2009 - 05:39 ET by semolina_filcherPlugs as Lerch: "YOU RAAAANNGGGG?!!!!?"