By NB Staff (Bio | Archive) January 30, 2009 - 15:00 ET
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) at a press conference in support of the Democrats' stimulus proposal, January 28, 2009. Photo AFP/Getty/Mark Wilson
San Fran Nan reacts with a derisive chuckle after reading one of Pop Tech's anti-Palin / anti-Steele screeds thinking .. "and THEY call US MOONBATS ????"
When the novocaine wears off and the swelling goes down, behold the results: a face-lift that shifted her hairline parallel to her ears and an eye-tuck that produced an "I drank waaay too much coffee" expression.
For the same $250.00 she could have had a tattoo which would have been much more enticing to all the guys at the truck stop.
For the MSM: In your pomp and all your glory, you're a poorer man than me. As you lick the boots of death born out of fear.
Prior to meeting with the press to discuss how she will personally destroy the American way of life, turning what was the United States of America into SoCalBammyLand, House Speaker and fool Nancy Pelosi works the staples holding her face together before makeup and her daily snack of fetuses.
"What do you mean we have proof? Is this report stating the stimulous package is a total sham, true?! I don't want to know... No! I can't hear you, la la la la la la la la la la la. Earmuffs!"
Apparently "American Recovery" refers to the Speaker's botox injections.
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." -Winston Churchill
pelosi: "our definition of "accountability" is: the ability to take from your account and put it in our account on account of the man in the Whitehouse has claimed "I won"...."
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Obama raises hand, lifts nation or… the man in the Whitehouse raises hand, sifts nation
I'm sure it will be on here eventually about the lack of media coverage but Michael Steele becomes the first black RNC chairman. But if our Newsbusters leaders haven't heard about it yet here's the story.
Republican Party!!!! I'm sure he will be front and center for all to see and hear...I never read anything but solicitations from the former head.
Great job, Michael Steele! You've been a trooper throughout the entire election process and spoke at every opportunity of the future of the Republican Party - now show us you meant what you said!!!
We're on the Road to Recovery, with a great leader counting cadence!
It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue. ~ Sam Adams
Nancy Pelosi, unable to smile using her facial muscles pulls her skin back with her hands to express her happiness that she can destroy the Country in just one week.
This is what happens when you cut the pork out of the "stimulus" bill.....the Cosmetic Surgery inclusion went with the Contraception inclusion and now Princess Pelosi has to hold her face up all by her lonesome.
Nancy "Stretch" Pelosi introduces her new "stimulus package" complete with cuts,injections, toxic assets and plenty of spending. ;-)
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." -Winston Churchill
"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtian!"
Nancy Pelosi pays vericose attention during the press conference in support of the Democrat's stimulus proposal, January 28 2009. Photo AFP/National Geographic/Mark Wilson
RightWired.
"How do you tell a Communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin." - Ronald Reaga
"How do you tell a Communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin." - Ronald Reaga
There's no sense in making fun of this woman's physical appearance. If she was a real babe I'd still find what she stands for, what she's done and what she's planning to do, truly despicable.
...but you got to admit there may be something to one's politcal position and one's appearance! (caution, if you are drinking milk, stop, put the glass down, and swallow. No milk out the nose on my account please).
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Obama raises hand, lifts nation or… the man in the Whitehouse raises hand, sifts nation
"Nancy Pelosi proudly displays the posethat earned her the role of "The Joker" in the newest release in the Batman series, reprising the character made famous by the recently deceased Heath Ledger."
In the aftermath of the house democrat's one handed passage of the uni-partisan stimulus, Nancy shows off her 'There's Something About Mary' hairdoo for President Obama.
"If you morons only knew how badly we are going to screw this country up, you'd be smiling like this also."
"Not for fame or reward, not for place or rank, not lured by ambition or goaded by necessity. But in simple obedience to duty." - From the barracks at Ft. Benning
The Mattel Corporation reveals it's newest product, The Nanci Doll.
Company officials said they plan to market the doll to ageing hippie women who have discovered they may have missed something important in their youth and are now excited about new role models. Marketing executives also said although extensive focus group testing indicated younger girls did not find the new doll frightening, many participants indicated piercings may improve the dolls appeal.
That's not pelosi, look at those hands. It's Arnold Schwarzeneggar in that scene from Total Recall. He's pushing a button and that mechanical head is going to slide open in segments and he will lift it off like a pelosi helmet.
"Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the
burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon
always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile."
Quickly followed by:
"Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
"Let's see if our friends on the right will vote for this pork package". She's smiling because she assumes that one Republican will vote on the plan and bail out all the Democrats, because even she knows that this plan stinks! My other suggestion is that she is smiling, because she has a date with Keith Olbercrap! Now, if we can only get them a one way ticket to Iraq!
What a wonderful botox smile. Hey Nancy I think you need some more plastic surgery.
I will never forget during the 2005 Inagurations when Pelosi was shown on the big screen behind the curtain before being announce she looked like she had a sour puss face. As soon as they called her name - bam went on this same botox smile. So fake and insincere.
"I am going to spend the People's money like it's coming out of my ears....yes, we'll create 1 or 2 jobs, but it's important to remember to support STD research and help the homeless Honey Bee."
HOW CAN ANYONE TRUST THE PARTY THAT ELECTED THIS NIT-WIT AS THEIR LEADER??
Current facelift technology can mask your true age. (104) But there is no technology to stretch the skin on your hands. $756 million will go to cosmetic hand lift research.
Nancy Pelosi displays her hands which show her true age. (104)
.....The Pork Queen of 2009, Speaker Pelosi! Even though she came in dead last in the swimsuit competition, she scored exceptionally high marks from the judges in the patronizing and pandering segment, and also in the elitist liberal hypocrisy category. Pork Queen 2009, come on down!"
"Thank you, thank you. First I'd like to thank the clueless voters of 2006 that put me in a position to win the Pork Queen crown. I'm so honored to be Pork Queen, and I promise to spend the next two years extorting every last penny possible from taxpayers that did not vote for me, and handing out that money to welfare deadbeats that did vote for me. Isn't this a great country? I mean where else can one group of people vote to legally steal the hard earned income from another group of people? And if that doesn't satisfy my supporters, I'll have my Pork King 2009, Barack Obama, order the US treasury to just print more money. Who cares if we're burdening future generations with massive debt? Being Pork Queen 2009 is not about being partisan or bipartisan; it's all about living for today! (And buying enough votes to make sure you get re-elected tomorrow) Heeheehee. Thank you America, I love you!"
"The nature of an ideology is not determined by majority vote—but by logic... The logic of environmentalism leads to a society without technology... even if various environmentalists would deny this." Ayn Rand, 1971
So in the bag, sad as can be, cause my pretty face got tight on me
Suddenly, you came into my life and gave it meaning and pure delight
Now good looks I've learned to do without, Cause now I know it's ohhbama that really counts
Cause I know that beauty's only skin deep ya,ya,ya
I know that beauty's only skin deep oh,ya, yes it is
Now you speak your words of hope and change, it lets me know that you love my mange
A pretty face I may not posses, but what I like about me is my cluelessness
A pretty face may be may be some guys taste, but to me the old botox leaves not
a trace
Cause I know that beauty's only skin deep ya,ya,ya
And you know that beauty's only skin deep oh,ya, oh baby
My friends ask what do I see in you? But it goes deeper than the eye can view
You have a pleasin' stimulus bill that's coming from the hill
Now show me a bill, a bill that's fine, an I'll choose the one with socialism every time
Because I know that beauty's only skin deep ya,ya,ya
And I believe that beauty's only skin deep oh,ya
So if your lookin' for a dipwad, don't judge a person under God
Democrats may be fine on the outside, but soooo untrue on the inside
I know that beauty's only skin deep ya,ya,ya
And you know that beauty's only skin deep oh,ya
The Obama Administration reveals it's latest attempt to garner support for the Bailout by exhibiting a new poster: "The True Face of Suffering! Support the bailout or THIS will happen to EVERYONE!."
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"There she is.....
January 30, 2009 - 16:02 ET by Prester John......Ms. Amer.....
Uh, can we have a recount?"
Bella Lugosi Pelosi
January 31, 2009 - 04:53 ET by Miss CheviousSan Fran Nan reacts with a derisive chuckle after reading one of Pop Tech's anti-Palin / anti-Steele screeds thinking .. "and THEY call US MOONBATS ????"
Did you know.......
January 31, 2009 - 07:55 ET by old croshe supports Affirmative Action?
She should support.....
January 31, 2009 - 23:41 ET by AZTech2020"Firming Action"!
PJ, And the Queen further said...
January 31, 2009 - 10:22 ET by goldenthroat"Don't hate me because I am beautiful - just hate me!"
"One night I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I don't know!" - Captain Spaulding (Groucho Marx) in "Animal Crackers"
Pelosi press release: Just
January 30, 2009 - 15:49 ET by ThisnThatPelosi press release: Just like Nancy's facelift, the recovery is progressing beautifully.
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The challenge is to follow a consistent plan despite inconsistent prices - Sarah Palin, State of the State of Alaska speech
Actually, I'm not so sure her facelift(s)
January 31, 2009 - 08:52 ET by WhoIsJohnGaltwas a success...after all, has anyone seen her blink lately??? One more facelift and she'll have a beard.
When the novocaine wears
January 31, 2009 - 18:06 ET by Trix RabbitWhen the novocaine wears off and the swelling goes down, behold the results: a face-lift that shifted her hairline parallel to her ears and an eye-tuck that produced an "I drank waaay too much coffee" expression.
For the same $250.00 she could have had a tattoo which would have been much more enticing to all the guys at the truck stop.
For the MSM: In your pomp and all your glory, you're a poorer man than me. As you lick the boots of death born out of fear.
Ian Anderson "Wind up"
Sing With San Fran Nan!
February 1, 2009 - 14:42 ET by northoneI feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty
I feel botoxed and happy and gay!!
Almost
January 30, 2009 - 15:50 ET by jdubyaPrior to meeting with the press to discuss how she will personally destroy the American way of life, turning what was the United States of America into SoCalBammyLand, House Speaker and fool Nancy Pelosi works the staples holding her face together before makeup and her daily snack of fetuses.
"Igor, prepare the kite."
January 30, 2009 - 15:51 ET by SickofLibs"Igor, prepare the kite."
"i'm plugging my ears and humming...
January 30, 2009 - 15:52 ET by clinging to my guns and my religion...until rush limbaugh goes mute!"
"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle." Edmund Burke
I Can't Hear You
January 30, 2009 - 15:53 ET by capavI can't hear you, I can't hear you. nah,nah,nah,nah, nah,,nah,nah!
Is this real...
January 31, 2009 - 02:31 ET by monotonousboy"What do you mean we have proof? Is this report stating the stimulous package is a total sham, true?! I don't want to know... No! I can't hear you, la la la la la la la la la la la. Earmuffs!"
I'm ready for my close-up
January 30, 2009 - 15:54 ET by choselife3xMr. DeMille!
(those are some SERIOUS man hands)
In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.
Choselife,
January 30, 2009 - 20:45 ET by UpNorthit's from working on the tuna boats all these years. I guess there are no botox treatments for man hands.
Well she might be trying to
January 30, 2009 - 15:57 ET by taterWell she might be trying to look 40 in the face...but the hands will always tell you the real age.
www.theholyrosary.org
"There is no problem, I tell you, no matter how difficult it is, that we can not resolve by the prayer of the Holy Rosary." -Sister Lucia
I feel pretty, Oh, so
January 30, 2009 - 16:00 ET by HypocriteHaterI feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.
Exactly what I first
January 30, 2009 - 18:36 ET by stratmanExactly what I first thought, though I was going with the movie version lyrics - "I feel pretty and witty and gay!"
Humorously, the entire song/scene fits beautifully with Pelosi as Maria and Obama as the object of her affection, of course.
There's the one I was going
January 30, 2009 - 18:58 ET by SpaceManSpiffThere's the one I was going to use! Good job.
Yep,
January 30, 2009 - 21:44 ET by DEVILDOCMOMI KNEW someone would have this posted since I was so late! She is such a loser.
My edit..........................
January 31, 2009 - 08:02 ET by old croI feel pretty,
My a** is s***ty,
I feel pretty and witty and tight!
And I pity
Any girl who doesn't botox tonight.
Before speaking to the press
January 30, 2009 - 16:03 ET by BlondeNanny checks her five o'clock shadow.
Now, THAT's
January 30, 2009 - 16:08 ET by ThisnThatNow, THAT's funny!
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The challenge is to follow a consistent plan despite inconsistent prices - Sarah Palin, State of the State of Alaska speech
TnT
January 30, 2009 - 16:10 ET by BlondeI was going for subtlety there....glad it wasn't too subtle, LOL.
subtlety
January 30, 2009 - 16:30 ET by CarlosSWas that subtle or stubbel?
Good one
You have a point, there.
January 30, 2009 - 16:32 ET by BlondeShe keeps getting that skin
January 30, 2009 - 16:53 ET by SemperrightShe keeps getting that skin pulled up and she will have a beard, and two wierd lumps on her cheeks.
Semper Fi
Freedom is not free, but the U.S. Marine Corps will pay most of your share.
Ned Dolan
Um, Semper....
January 30, 2009 - 17:06 ET by BlondeHello!
5 o'clock shadow, dude.
LOL.
She's already been there, done that!
OMG
January 30, 2009 - 20:46 ET by UpNorthROTFLMAO, good job Semper
The plastic surgeon screwed me up.
January 30, 2009 - 16:07 ET by mizflame98Well, the doctor pulled my face a bit too tight around her and that is why I'm stuck with this Jack Nicholson smile you see now.
"Not to be a republican at twenty is proof of want of heart; to be one at thirty is proof of want of head." - Francois Guisot
Captionfest:
January 30, 2009 - 16:11 ET by LionKing"If you use a condom, you will not feel like you are getting screwed by the Democrats' recovery plan...plus, buying condoms helps."
Apparently "American
January 30, 2009 - 16:15 ET by fitzfongApparently "American Recovery" refers to the Speaker's botox injections.
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." -Winston Churchill
"Think of how much money
January 31, 2009 - 11:53 ET by Gat New York"Think of how much money can be saved on botox injections by having the government provide face lifts for all woman."
"When I'm not speaking it,
January 30, 2009 - 16:20 ET by Sefton"When I'm not speaking it, it tends to leak out of my ears."
Holy Sh*t With those
January 30, 2009 - 16:21 ET by midnight cowboyHoly Sh*t
With those Frankenstein hands she she looks like Stan Pelosi.
San Fran Nan Says!
January 30, 2009 - 17:02 ET by DoktorFrankenNan: ''I eat through a straw!!''
''University Approved History Of Ernesto ‘Che’ Guevara''
in the background "ACCOUNTABILITY"...
January 30, 2009 - 16:21 ET by vrwc13pelosi: "our definition of "accountability" is: the ability to take from your account and put it in our account on account of the man in the Whitehouse has claimed "I won"...."
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Obama raises hand, lifts nation or… the man in the Whitehouse raises hand, sifts nation
Ripley...
January 30, 2009 - 16:21 ET by AgentAmericanRipley: (voice heard off camera) Get away from her you B*TCH!
2010: A GOP Hill
that gets my vote for the
January 30, 2009 - 18:21 ET by UndercoverConservativethat gets my vote for the best LOL of the day
"to call an illegal immigrant an "undocumented alien" is the same as calling a streetcorner drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist".
"You spend your money anyway you want and respect other's rights to do the same"
Caption
January 30, 2009 - 16:22 ET by slickwillie2001Am I smiling? I can't tell.
'I'm pretty, oh so pretty, so pretty and witty and bright'
January 30, 2009 - 16:23 ET by wnaegeleSigh!
Man Hands!
January 30, 2009 - 16:24 ET by uttleshahaha
Botox and that halferican face treatment , has SHRUNK my skull
January 30, 2009 - 16:24 ET by upcountrywaterSee the hands are still the XL manly size.
FREEDOM
(D)
Caption
January 30, 2009 - 16:27 ET by slickwillie2001You see, I have a skate key right here behind each ear, and every morning I just give it another crank or two.....
Hey!
January 30, 2009 - 16:27 ET by NorthCoasterAnyone want to know why I've got this $#!t eatin' grin on my face?
With My.....
January 31, 2009 - 13:33 ET by AnotherFedUpOne........"I'm finally Somebody" smile..........
yuck
Getting Hungry
January 30, 2009 - 16:29 ET by slickwillie2001That neck reminds me of Thanksgiving Dinner, 2008.
MAN HANDS!!!
January 30, 2009 - 16:32 ET by oldArmyMAN HANDS!!!
Huh
January 30, 2009 - 16:36 ET by Robert S LaRuersl775
I have no clue about what I do.
I can't deny the fact that
January 30, 2009 - 16:37 ET by HeavyChevyI can't deny the fact that you like me, right now, you like me!"
(Ala Sally Fields)
Nancy Pelosi: The Plastic
January 30, 2009 - 16:40 ET by Chris NormanNancy Pelosi: The Plastic Surgeon Full Employment Program
The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.
Lookey Here Everybody!
January 30, 2009 - 16:43 ET by yobobbybI flossed after eating that crap sandwich we just passed!
To the NB staff.
January 30, 2009 - 16:44 ET by mizflame98If you can use the picture in this article for another captionfest it would definately be a riot.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123327771946131519.html?mod=article-outset-box
"Not to be a republican at twenty is proof of want of heart; to be one at thirty is proof of want of head." - Francois Guisot
mizflame... Yeah those
January 30, 2009 - 16:49 ET by bigtimermizflame...
Yeah those sweet nothings Joe's whispering in Hill's ear makes one wonder if she can't decide whether to laugh or cry.
I think they were laughing
January 30, 2009 - 16:56 ET by mizflame98I think they were laughing at Obama.
"Not to be a republican at twenty is proof of want of heart; to be one at thirty is proof of want of head." - Francois Guisot
Hil said
January 30, 2009 - 20:49 ET by UpNorth"just because your wife said you had your choice doesn't mean what you thought it means".
Looks to me mizflame.......
January 31, 2009 - 08:08 ET by old crolike another cialis moment :)
Hear no evil
January 30, 2009 - 16:44 ET by BronxBomberI'm "hear no evil"...
Now where are those two other monkeys'...
I gotta find a new planet...
Leftworld
January 30, 2009 - 16:46 ET by danebramageOh, this one's not working? Here, let me unclasp this... Perhaps the Yul Brynner face will work better.
Hands and neck don't hide age.
January 30, 2009 - 16:48 ET by CrashThe ditz has 50 million bucks and she only sprung for a facelift!?
Looks like she's about to
January 30, 2009 - 16:48 ET by rbosqueLooks like she's about to take off that Halloween mask finally.
Nothing to do with Pelosi.
January 30, 2009 - 16:49 ET by taterChange of subject here.
I'm sure it will be on here eventually about the lack of media coverage but Michael Steele becomes the first black RNC chairman. But if our Newsbusters leaders haven't heard about it yet here's the story.
http://news.yahoo.co...
www.theholyrosary.org
"There is no problem, I tell you, no matter how difficult it is, that we can not resolve by the prayer of the Holy Rosary." -Sister Lucia
HOORAY! He was my choice! He will invigorate the
January 30, 2009 - 18:26 ET by Cape ConservativeRepublican Party!!!! I'm sure he will be front and center for all to see and hear...I never read anything but solicitations from the former head.
Great job, Michael Steele! You've been a trooper throughout the entire election process and spoke at every opportunity of the future of the Republican Party - now show us you meant what you said!!!
We're on the Road to Recovery, with a great leader counting cadence!
It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue. ~ Sam Adams
A face for contraception!
January 30, 2009 - 16:51 ET by CrashThis is my shit eating grin face.
Showing off for the press
January 30, 2009 - 16:54 ET by allamericangirlPelosi demonstrates for the press what she does in congress when Republicans dare to speak.
"Liberalism is a mental disorder" -Michael Savage
<Miss Piggy
January 30, 2009 - 16:55 ET by motherbelt<Miss Piggy voice>
Pretentious? Moi??????
Caption...
January 30, 2009 - 17:03 ET by Advocate123Nancy Pelosi, unable to smile using her facial muscles pulls her skin back with her hands to express her happiness that she can destroy the Country in just one week.
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Spending Cuts
January 30, 2009 - 17:04 ET by klchadwickThis is what happens when you cut the pork out of the "stimulus" bill.....the Cosmetic Surgery inclusion went with the Contraception inclusion and now Princess Pelosi has to hold her face up all by her lonesome.
"My face! My face! I can't feel my face!"
January 30, 2009 - 17:06 ET by thebutlerdiditIt bites to come upon these captionfests late in the game, the NBers are a mighty witty bunch.
Bringing the government in to run Wall Street is like saying, "Dad burned the dinner, let's get the dog to cook." PJ O'Rourke
tbdi
January 30, 2009 - 17:07 ET by BlondeJoan Rivers is gonna have your ass for that comment.
That was my line, darn
January 30, 2009 - 18:22 ET by HermanoThat was my line, darn it!
O Lord, Thou givest us everything, at the price of an effort. - Leonardo Da Vinci
I didn't have to think about it,
January 30, 2009 - 19:07 ET by thebutlerdiditI hear it in my head every time I see her. She makes Joan look hot. And less plastic. And smarter. Course, that's not a big stretch.
Bringing the government in to run Wall Street is like saying, "Dad burned the dinner, let's get the dog to cook." PJ O'Rourke
I saw Joan Rivers on F&F this week and she DOES
January 30, 2009 - 22:13 ET by Cape Conservativelook hot! It makes quite a difference when a professional does a good job!
It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue. ~ Sam Adams
widening
January 30, 2009 - 17:12 ET by AJBIt was supposed to be a face LIFT you idiot, not a face widening!
I'm ready for my close-up Mr. DeMille!
January 30, 2009 - 17:13 ET by Kirk TurnerI'm ready for my close-up Mr. DeMille!
Kirk- Just what I was thinking
January 30, 2009 - 19:06 ET by Picnicwhat a hilarious photo
"It's tough keeping 500lbs of makeup from sliding off"
January 30, 2009 - 17:15 ET by Lord ErondCC
"What you can not enforce, do not command" -Sophocles-
Nancy Pelosi introduces
January 30, 2009 - 19:02 ET by fitzfongNancy "Stretch" Pelosi introduces her new "stimulus package" complete with cuts, injections, toxic assets and plenty of spending. ;-)
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." -Winston Churchill
I can't smile a real smile
January 30, 2009 - 17:21 ET by Retired GeekI can't smile a real smile, because I have had so many facelifts that when I smile a natural smile - my leg comes up like a dog peeing.
I want to know...
January 30, 2009 - 17:28 ET by OBQuietwho pays for all the stupid signs that that get used at these pressers?
Is the taxpayer on the hook for this advertising of politicians ideas?
*Deep breath*
January 30, 2009 - 17:29 ET by Roger the ShrubberDon't blink Don't blink Don't blink Don't blink Don't blink Don't blink Don't blink Don't blink Don't blink Don't blink Don't blink Don't blink Don't blink Don't blink Don't blink Don't blink Don't blink Don't blink Don't blink Don't blink Don't blink Don't blink Don't blink Don't blink Don't blink Don't blink Don't blink Don't blink Don't blink Don't blink
I don't she COULD blink, RtS, if she wanted to!
January 30, 2009 - 18:29 ET by Cape ConservativeMy guess is she sleeps with her eyes wide open ;-)
It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue. ~ Sam Adams
Perfect zinger there Roger...
January 30, 2009 - 18:35 ET by JPR1I was trying to do something with eyelids & super glue but it fell flat.
" I can't hear you. I have my fingers in my ears."
January 30, 2009 - 17:31 ET by OBQuietHouse Speaker Pelosi responds to reports that the majority of voters do not approve of the current spending spree in Congress.
Am I smiling?
January 30, 2009 - 17:31 ET by DelsaI can't feel my face....
Nancy smiles as she recalls
January 30, 2009 - 17:32 ET by yobobbybit's no-lube Friday back in Frisco and she's out of town.
"Pay no attention to that
January 30, 2009 - 17:33 ET by RightWired"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtian!"
Nancy Pelosi pays vericose attention during the press conference in support of the Democrat's stimulus proposal, January 28 2009. Photo AFP/National Geographic/Mark Wilson
RightWired.
"How do you tell a Communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin." - Ronald Reaga
"She's got man-hands,
January 30, 2009 - 17:39 ET by RightWired"She's got man-hands, man!"
RightWired.
"How do you tell a Communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin." - Ronald Reaga
Spendaholic
January 30, 2009 - 17:37 ET by thetruthdetectorHi ! My name is Nancy, and I am a Spendaholic.
Her Speakerness
January 30, 2009 - 17:46 ET by RukusIn an extremely embarassing moment, Her Speakerness is caught playfully touching herself on the ass.
Gary
Sorry Al, I've used up my allotment of "don't give a crap!"
"Oh Mr. President!
January 30, 2009 - 17:49 ET by yobobbybIt's true what they say...Once you go black, you never go back!"
No Sense
January 30, 2009 - 18:02 ET by CaringwhiteguyThere's no sense in making fun of this woman's physical appearance. If she was a real babe I'd still find what she stands for, what she's done and what she's planning to do, truly despicable.
...no sense in making fun of this woman's physical appearance..
January 30, 2009 - 18:18 ET by vrwc13...but you got to admit there may be something to one's politcal position and one's appearance! (caution, if you are drinking milk, stop, put the glass down, and swallow. No milk out the nose on my account please).
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Obama raises hand, lifts nation or… the man in the Whitehouse raises hand, sifts nation
Thanks a lot
January 30, 2009 - 18:24 ET by Retired GeekYou just ruined my dinner LOL
We are supposed to write a caption for this photo
January 30, 2009 - 18:11 ET by DelsaNo matter how foul her plans are, it does not take away from our main objective here.
"Nancy Pelosi proudly
January 30, 2009 - 18:14 ET by ckc1227"Nancy Pelosi proudly displays the pose that earned her the role of "The Joker" in the newest release in the Batman series, reprising the character made famous by the recently deceased Heath Ledger."
The After Glow
January 30, 2009 - 18:24 ET by locomotivebreath1901In the aftermath of the house democrat's one handed passage of the uni-partisan stimulus, Nancy shows off her 'There's Something About Mary' hairdoo for President Obama.
http://locomotivebre...
I feel pretty, oh so pretty
January 30, 2009 - 18:28 ET by Defector01Alternatively
Ronrey, I feel.....so ronrey (Team America; World Police)
I have only ever made one prayer to God, a very short one: O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it - Voltaire
The Mask
January 30, 2009 - 18:28 ET by nwahsAll you have to do is color her green and she looks like Jim Carrey in "The Mask"
The #1 Bleeding Heart whose main goal in life
January 30, 2009 - 18:33 ET by Cape Conservativeis to STOP the Beating Hearts in the Womb!
It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue. ~ Sam Adams
True Identity
January 30, 2009 - 18:52 ET by deerjerkydave"Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, peels off her face to reveal her true identity...Skeletor!"
"If you morons only knew...
January 30, 2009 - 19:07 ET by awffp1890"If you morons only knew how badly we are going to screw this country up, you'd be smiling like this also."
"Not for fame or reward, not for place or rank, not lured by ambition or goaded by necessity. But in simple obedience to duty." - From the barracks at Ft. Benning
TARP
January 30, 2009 - 19:10 ET by billbTARP is misspelled, the correct spelling is TRAP
Click, click, click... how's
January 30, 2009 - 19:15 ET by Dan DiegoClick, click, click... how's my smile now? Click , click... better?
Ever since my face appeared
January 30, 2009 - 19:24 ET by eaglewingz08Ever since my face appeared on condom packs, STDs have declined 90 percent without any government funding.
Is this my good side?
January 30, 2009 - 19:31 ET by Flying_Flynn"I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Demille."
Flying Flynn
"Is this my good side?"
January 30, 2009 - 19:44 ET by RukusDeMille: Um, turn around. Now bend over. Hmmm. Hold on, give me a minute... or two... Decisions decisions.
Sorry Al, I've used up my allotment of "give a crap!"
The Mattel Corporation...
January 30, 2009 - 19:42 ET by JPR1The Mattel Corporation reveals it's newest product, The Nanci Doll.
Company officials said they plan to market the doll to ageing hippie women who have discovered they may have missed something important in their youth and are now excited about new role models. Marketing executives also said although extensive focus group testing indicated younger girls did not find the new doll frightening, many participants indicated piercings may improve the dolls appeal.
Try this
January 30, 2009 - 19:55 ET by 10ksnookerPlay your face like a drum ...
That's not pelosi, look at
January 30, 2009 - 20:02 ET by muh-oonThat's not pelosi, look at those hands. It's Arnold Schwarzeneggar in that scene from Total Recall. He's pushing a button and that mechanical head is going to slide open in segments and he will lift it off like a pelosi helmet.
I've got a tingle in my ear
January 30, 2009 - 20:10 ET by danebramageOh, he's sooo dreamy...
I wonder if he smokes cigars?
Too, too funny y'all!
January 30, 2009 - 20:13 ET by BKeyserI'm still having trouble typing- there's some great lines in there!
My first thought was that she played the "man-hands" role on Seinfeld- but that was taken- several times...
But along that theme, how about:
"Hopefully the new stimulus
January 30, 2009 - 20:14 ET by Raisin-Palin"Hopefully the new stimulus package will pass so I can get another face-lift."
Pelosi
January 30, 2009 - 20:15 ET by tim4dayI feel prity Oh so prity I feel prity and witty and gay and I wish to spend all your money todayyyyyyyyyy.
It because of the Botox
January 30, 2009 - 20:29 ET by general companyShe is stretching her face back so everyone can tell she is smiling
"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg
I feel pretty, Oh, so
January 30, 2009 - 20:58 ET by GregAI feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.
what i think she is thinking is.....
January 30, 2009 - 20:58 ET by porpoiseboy"wow!! 2hrs in the cryo tank and i feel like a million bucks!....'cept my face is frozen into a smile, and my hands are red and itchy"
"Here comes the orator! With his flood of words, and his drop of reason" Ben Franklin
Ecclesiastes 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left
" I'm ready for my closeup,
January 30, 2009 - 21:06 ET by nadadhimmi" I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeVille"
San Fran Nan
January 30, 2009 - 21:09 ET by Anneke9Channeling The Joker, the Beloved Speaker says:
"Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the
burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon
always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile."
Quickly followed by:
"Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
After her daily visit with
January 30, 2009 - 21:18 ET by eaglescout1998After her daily visit with Dr. Beau Tox.....
".....and then the doctor
January 30, 2009 - 21:19 ET by GregE".....and then the doctor pulled my face back like this...."
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi
January 30, 2009 - 21:22 ET by GregEHouse Speaker Nancy Pelosi is forced to stand in front of a board filled with words and phrases she knows little about and mostly despises.
The female mate to the pawn shop owner in Men in Black 2
January 30, 2009 - 21:22 ET by upcountrywaterBlow it away it just comes back
FREEDOM
(D)
I have to remember to . .
January 30, 2009 - 22:17 ET by 1611LilacLady. . . order my refill for more botox!
Isaiah 5:20a Woe unto them who call evil good, and good evil. . . KJV
Pelosi!
January 30, 2009 - 22:23 ET by blazermaniac"Let's see if our friends on the right will vote for this pork package". She's smiling because she assumes that one Republican will vote on the plan and bail out all the Democrats, because even she knows that this plan stinks! My other suggestion is that she is smiling, because she has a date with Keith Olbercrap! Now, if we can only get them a one way ticket to Iraq!
Crossed Thread
January 30, 2009 - 22:30 ET by slickwillie2001GregA's comment was meant for the Olbermann picture caption thread.
In a lighthearted moment
January 30, 2009 - 22:35 ET by BlazerIn a lighthearted moment in front of reporters, Arnold Shwarzenegger tries on a Pelosi mask.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
By the way, I've seen some
January 30, 2009 - 22:45 ET by BlazerBy the way, I've seen some people comment on the monsterously muscular man-hand's Mrs.Pelosi posseses. Those are actually $ Cash-Talon's $.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
"Yes...it is frozen like
January 30, 2009 - 22:45 ET by Sven"Yes...it is frozen like this!"
Ugh
January 30, 2009 - 22:53 ET by tmullen20736What a wonderful botox smile. Hey Nancy I think you need some more plastic surgery.
I will never forget during the 2005 Inagurations when Pelosi was shown on the big screen behind the curtain before being announce she looked like she had a sour puss face. As soon as they called her name - bam went on this same botox smile. So fake and insincere.
January 20, 2012 - Nobama
"I am going to spend the
January 30, 2009 - 23:01 ET by TN Mom"I am going to spend the People's money like it's coming out of my ears....yes, we'll create 1 or 2 jobs, but it's important to remember to support STD research and help the homeless Honey Bee."
HOW CAN ANYONE TRUST THE PARTY THAT ELECTED THIS NIT-WIT AS THEIR LEADER??
756 Million will go to hand lift surgery
January 30, 2009 - 23:53 ET by JWFCurrent facelift technology can mask your true age. (104) But there is no technology to stretch the skin on your hands. $756 million will go to cosmetic hand lift research.
Nancy Pelosi displays her hands which show her true age. (104)
Sincerely,
a Veteran of a 1000 psychic wars.
If they only knew
January 30, 2009 - 23:52 ET by Jack Hermanhow much of the 1.2 trillion went to making this backdrop.
Do I look nice now?
January 30, 2009 - 23:52 ET by Ole_SargeHouse Speaker Pelosi getting ready to denounce Michael Steele as the National GOP Chairman.
What Me?! Worry!
January 30, 2009 - 23:59 ET by Asian ConThe new face of Mad magazine. Nancy E. Pelosi!
"For The First Time In My Life, I Am No Longer Proud Of My Country Because It Seems Like, Socialism Has Made A Comeback"
"So, don't you think the
January 31, 2009 - 00:17 ET by Lonevoice"So, don't you think the embalmer did such a wonderful job?"
If it ain't a baby, you ain't pregnant....
"Here she is.......
January 31, 2009 - 00:22 ET by riff_raff.....The Pork Queen of 2009, Speaker Pelosi! Even though she came in dead last in the swimsuit competition, she scored exceptionally high marks from the judges in the patronizing and pandering segment, and also in the elitist liberal hypocrisy category. Pork Queen 2009, come on down!"
"Thank you, thank you. First I'd like to thank the clueless voters of 2006 that put me in a position to win the Pork Queen crown. I'm so honored to be Pork Queen, and I promise to spend the next two years extorting every last penny possible from taxpayers that did not vote for me, and handing out that money to welfare deadbeats that did vote for me. Isn't this a great country? I mean where else can one group of people vote to legally steal the hard earned income from another group of people? And if that doesn't satisfy my supporters, I'll have my Pork King 2009, Barack Obama, order the US treasury to just print more money. Who cares if we're burdening future generations with massive debt? Being Pork Queen 2009 is not about being partisan or bipartisan; it's all about living for today! (And buying enough votes to make sure you get re-elected tomorrow) Heeheehee. Thank you America, I love you!"
"Don't blame me.....I voted for Palin"
§ Nancy looks into a Mirror....
January 31, 2009 - 02:21 ET by TheSterHEY LOOK!!! A CHICKEN!!!!
.....ohhhhhh....THAT'S ME!!!!!
Hehehehehe.....I do look like a CHICKEN!!!!
Ster.
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
One word describes her tenure as Speaker of the House to date
January 31, 2009 - 02:39 ET by CTFAIL!
two-faced
January 31, 2009 - 04:16 ET by shaollindavesee, i click the tab just behind my ears and i can swap this face for the other one.
"I can't hear a word you
January 31, 2009 - 04:26 ET by RR GOP"I can't hear a word you Repugnicans are say-ing...nope, not a woo-oorrrd! La la la la la....LA LA LA LA LA!!!"
One of the 24% who thinks George W. Bush was a great President. One of the 89% who wants to bring back the stock and pillory.
Rush better watch out...
January 31, 2009 - 05:03 ET by Michael30For some reason, this reminds me of a movie called "Scanners"
Don't know why...
Mike
Mike
January 31, 2009 - 10:44 ET by RukusLOL! How appropriate.
"You are about to experience the outer reaches of future shock"
Dude should have gotten some of MB's duct tape! LOL!
Sorry Al, I've used up my allotment of "give a crap!"
wicked witch
January 31, 2009 - 05:50 ET by bknownst" Now my pets! Fly and get me that little girl and her dog Toto!"
It Really Is Me In the Bikini Photo 25 Years Ago...
January 31, 2009 - 07:07 ET by CapeCodScottView Image Source: Nancy Pelosi
www.ScottOnCapeCod.com
"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation"... until they get fed-up enough to finally say something about it!
→ Pelosi
January 31, 2009 - 08:26 ET by Cool ArrowI'm ready for my closeup, Mr. Obama
Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country - Khalil Gibran
ha ha... you just beat me to
January 31, 2009 - 08:29 ET by Jack Bauerha ha... you just beat me to it Ms DeMille
I am dizzy, Oh so
January 31, 2009 - 08:27 ET by kgI am dizzy,
Oh so dizzy!
"Forget change, I want improvement!"
I'm tempted.................
January 31, 2009 - 08:58 ET by old croNormal
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http://www.uulyrics....
My version........
So in the bag, sad as can be, cause my pretty face got tight on me
Suddenly, you came into my life and gave it meaning and pure delight
Now good looks I've learned to do without, Cause now I know it's ohhbama that really counts
Cause I know that beauty's only skin deep ya,ya,ya
I know that beauty's only skin deep oh,ya, yes it is
Now you speak your words of hope and change, it lets me know that you love my mange
A pretty face I may not posses, but what I like about me is my cluelessness
A pretty face may be may be some guys taste, but to me the old botox leaves not
a trace
Cause I know that beauty's only skin deep ya,ya,ya
And you know that beauty's only skin deep oh,ya, oh baby
My friends ask what do I see in you? But it goes deeper than the eye can view
You have a pleasin' stimulus bill that's coming from the hill
Now show me a bill, a bill that's fine, an I'll choose the one with socialism every time
Because I know that beauty's only skin deep ya,ya,ya
And I believe that beauty's only skin deep oh,ya
So if your lookin' for a dipwad, don't judge a person under God
Democrats may be fine on the outside, but soooo untrue on the inside
I know that beauty's only skin deep ya,ya,ya
And you know that beauty's only skin deep oh,ya
Sinthia Slytherin the
January 31, 2009 - 10:36 ET by eaglewingz08Sinthia Slytherin the transexual half sister/brother of Dark Wizard Salazar Slytherin, casts a Cruciatus Curse at the audience.
"And Then President Lyndon Johnson Picked me up by my ears..."
January 31, 2009 - 12:22 ET by CapeCodScottSee Nancy Being Picked-up
Click here for Referenced Original LBJ Image
www.ScottOnCapeCod.com
"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation"... until they get fed-up enough to finally say something about it!
Look
January 31, 2009 - 11:16 ET by pbthinker"Look at this face. Does it look like the face of a partisan hack?"
Of course it does.
Election 2008-God's way of showing us that elections count.
Poster Child from Hell
January 31, 2009 - 11:32 ET by CobraManThe Obama Administration reveals it's latest attempt to garner support for the Bailout by exhibiting a new poster: "The True Face of Suffering! Support the bailout or THIS will happen to EVERYONE!."
Obama: My job is above my pay grade
For my next trick, I will
January 31, 2009 - 12:40 ET by casel21For my next trick, I will levitate a dead elephant
You're right! My collar does
January 31, 2009 - 12:48 ET by casel21You're right! My collar does channel my flatulence.
Take this Limbaugh! Politics
January 31, 2009 - 12:54 ET by casel21Take this Limbaugh! Politics is not show-biz for the ugly.
"You see...
January 31, 2009 - 12:55 ET by Joe4Coulter...that falling house missed me completely".
Good Orderly Direction
After another day of ruining America, Nancy Pelosi..
January 31, 2009 - 13:01 ET by jefflebowskiNancy Pelosi removes her mask to reveal Josef Stalin!
Angry White Dude
www.angrywhitedude.c...
"This face has seen more
January 31, 2009 - 13:06 ET by ofbbg"This face has seen more knives than a Beni Hana".
ofb... LOL...good one
January 31, 2009 - 15:36 ET by bigtimerofb...
LOL...good one there.
Caption
January 31, 2009 - 15:30 ET by WR JonasThe Speaker of the House poses for photographers Wednesday in front of an old Republican campaign poster.
"Did I remember to put a
January 31, 2009 - 15:31 ET by Pross"Did I remember to put a line in my stimulus about manicures? I have got some man-hands going on right now"
"We will not tire, We will no falter, We will not fail." President George W. Bush, October 26, 2001
Pelosi caption
January 31, 2009 - 16:06 ET by agingcynicOne more twist on these dials and my earlobes will be in the corners of my mouth.....
Stimulus
January 31, 2009 - 17:13 ET by flyoverlandJust look at what my proposed face lift bail out bill can accomplish for the economy.
Helen
January 31, 2009 - 17:36 ET by LynnIf Pelosi let go of her face, would she morph into Helen Thomas?
Where are my ears??? My
January 31, 2009 - 18:00 ET by charlietexasWhere are my ears???
My face is toooooo tight!!
OMG she has fugly giant man
January 31, 2009 - 20:18 ET by mitchsnOMG she has fugly giant man hands!
Caption
January 31, 2009 - 22:21 ET by Itty-Bitty-CommitteeNancy Pelosi: Standing In the Way of Accountability, Tax Cuts, and American Jobs.
Or:
Those are MAN-HANDS, baby!
"These aren't the droids you
January 31, 2009 - 22:23 ET by valvebone"These aren't the droids you are looking for."
Did I get the mask on straight?
February 1, 2009 - 06:43 ET by kevinm13Nazi Pelosi adjusts the botox-laden mask that hides the real hideousness behind the mask.
"Okay, go fetch MSNBC and
February 1, 2009 - 08:49 ET by richflanj"Okay, go fetch MSNBC and tell them I'm ready for my close up. Make sure they bring Chris Matthews. We'll see if I can make his leg tingle, too."
Is this smile on straight?
February 1, 2009 - 11:20 ET by cocodrieIs this smile on straight?
I hate it when one string is tighter than the other and makes it look crooked.
I don't want anything crooked to show.
Jesus Loves You
Is this smile on straight?
February 1, 2009 - 11:22 ET by cocodrieIs this smile on straight?
I hate it when one string is tighter than the other and makes it look crooked.
I don't want anything crooked to show.
Jesus Loves You
I'm so happy the voters are so stupid!
February 1, 2009 - 15:32 ET by political mavenAnd I'm even happier about all the babies killed to help the economy....
Yes, yes, egggcellent, who will be next..
1) Gypsies
2) retarded people
3) Cripples
4) Old
5) Jews!
6)take the guns from the people!
We will get it right this time....zig heil
Wow!!
February 28, 2009 - 15:58 ET by dsrtfox2001This corn cob is beginning to feel pretty good!!