"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." -Ronald Reagan
"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." -Ronald Reagan
Obama: "Michelle and I were enjoying how uh we broke into this uh club. Now you go and uh ruin it all with issues and uh stuff."
Carter (thinking to himself): "I'm not gonna tell him."
Clinton (thinking to himself): "I'm not gonna tell him."
GHWB (thinking to himself): "I'm not gonna tell him."
GWB: "Barak, I liked the way you kept a straight face during the campaign with all that Hope and Change crap, but man, you're looking a bit like a lamb before the slaughter right about now! Bye!"
I had to use you as my weapon to fool the people. I didn't think there were that many idiots out there. Now they're in for a big surprise. I've never had to make a decision in my entire life!
None of this gallery of lightweights will ever get his mug on our currency. It's possible, however, one of the five will make it to the "heads" side of the new plug nickel. . . . which, unfortunately, none of them are worth.
Obama Gump meets some presidents of the U-nited States. "Excuse me me mistar president Bush sir, but I got to pee now. It was shur nice meeting you and your daddy. Mr. president bubba Clintun, I am shur sorry I can't stay and try one of those ceegars you keep talkin about. And Mr. Carter, I would like to send some money to that new charity you were talking about, homes for hamas.
Clinton to Carter:"Don't those homes you build collapse?"
Carter:"Don't worry they only need them long enough to fill with rocket launchers and children. The tunnels underneath are the real homes of those sweet humble people. "
Bush: Oh, you peeked. Jimmy Carter was supposed to be a surprise.
"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." -Ronald Reagan
Bush to Obama: We'll give you all the keys, leave all the furniture and equipment, and depart with the respect of all decent, thinking Americans. Good luck with that hope and change bullsh!t.
In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.
Yeah, it took decades, and we had that Reagan guy in the way...we tried to shoot him, but he just wouldn't go away. He defeated the commies in Europe, so that set us back a couple of decades, but hey, all we needed to do was manufacture another depression, and viola --global dominace over all nations and tribes; all men rich and poor...
Every one of these men in the above photo are involved. The scariest thing is the fact that the vast majority of people are not only totally ignorant about what is happening...they don't even care! In fact, they are demanding a "bailout" themeselves.
The EU is calling it a "new global order". And yes, a world war, or "Global Crisis" is to be expected next. There will also soon be a peace deal in Israel. Call it "Change"...
Wake up!
Don't be mad or afraid. Jesus is returning! Invite Christ into your life and be saved. Do it today, don't wait until tomorrow, or you will be Left Behind.
re: I am amazed a photogapher was able to sneak out a photo from a Bilderberg conference...
Best one yet!
Sad to say these Bilderberg representatives don't have to hide behind security anymore. With the admitted socialist msm openly promoting a One World Government . . this group represents the Bilderberg group's success.
Isaiah 5:20a Woe unto them who call evil good, and good evil. . . KJV
It's true! When I see the picture, I like to imagine RR in the empty space by Carter. I think the other comments everyone did were hilarious, but when I see that pic, it just makes me sad. On a lighter note, I do believe they were trying to avoid Carter cooties. It has been a long unsubstantiated rumor, but I, for one, believe every word of it.
The Messiah: "No thanks, George. I'll be getting my economic and foreign policy advice from Jimmy."
GW: "You know, Bollock. I mean, Barack, that we know you are PRESENT already when a bill comes across the desk. Just incase you're not familair with such things, I've left a copy of "Schoolhouse Rock's- I'm Just a Bill" on the VCR for you. (GW giggling: "I'm taking the DVD player!)"
Carter (to himself): "I knew I should've stayed away from those double-refried bean buritos from that sidewalk vendor."
Bush Sr (to himself): "Hmmm. Still not feeling the tingling Matthews was so orgasmic over."
Clinton (mumbling): "Hillary should've just kicked his wussie ass up and down the stage during the debates."
"And all you White boys are invited. Why don't you Bush's bring some Texas chile, Carter can bring some Wonder Bread and Clinton can bring the Miracle Whip."
You watch George, I'll be the first president in history to singlehandedly destroy and save the economy at the same time before I even get inaugurated. I'm going to send checks to those that don't pay taxes and spend taxes at the same time. Simple brilliant, don't ya think?
Hey shawn228, if you're out there, I DO NOT SUPPORT YOUR INCOMING PRESIDENT AT ALL!
Obama: Thank you gentlemen for meeting with me today. The reason that I asked you all to meet with me is that......I HAVE NO FU__ING IDEA WHAT I AM DOING!!!
I'll be watching the serimonial arrival of the new president at the White House after the inaguration. Body language is a real factor here. When Clinton greeted Bush as the new president, Bill and Hillary walked to the very edge of the top step, requiring George and Laura to remain one step lower with the Clintons looking down on the them. It was a picture that stayed with me all this time. It may very well be accepted protocol. Let's see.
See, I TOLD you the peanut farmer thingy wouldn't work. Heh heh heh. Make sure he is accurately depicted in the History books over at Education/NEA will ya...
Why did y'all put me way over here on the end? Any of you fellers want to buy a Habitat fot Humanity house? The ones in need of serious repair are going cheap. You can almost get one for peanuts.
George W. Bush: Clowns to the left of me, joke to my right.
"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." -Ronald Reagan
The cold angry radical surrounded by cold angry radicals...by June many Obama voters will be shocked and ashamed. Remember how well democrat Jimmah Carter (with demo congress) handled the economy? Well, look it up...a nitemare for our country. Do it now... before the "excuse train leaves the station".
The most liberal administration in history will show you what secular socialism looks like...kooks on parade...the 57 million in the conservative resistance will watch...we warned you over and over these people are dangerous to any country... be very afraid...
now you will be scourged with radical socialism and its gonna hurt for a long long time.
"President Bush, on behalf of all Black men and women, in America and worldwide in general, I wish to thank you and the rest of the Republicans for freeing us from slavery. This is why I'm standing between two Republicans, I need you to protect me from the members of my own party, who continue to vote against our civil rights until the Republican party, once again, saves us. Thank you, Sir! Thank you! Thank You!"
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Passing the Buck
January 9, 2009 - 16:10 ET by dboObama: Don't blame me, it's your fault.
GW Bush: Don't blame me, it's your fault.
Clinton: Don't blame me, it's your fault.
GHW Bush: Don't blame me, it's your fault.
Carter: Don't blame me...
wait just a minute...
January 9, 2009 - 16:14 ET by i was just thinkingAll the living presidents? Does Carter count as "living"?
Thank you Sir. May I have another?
January 9, 2009 - 16:20 ET by owr084A scene from pledge week at the Omega Theta Pi fraternity...
PEBO, whispering: "So, why
January 9, 2009 - 16:22 ET by R D HelmPEBO, whispering: "So, why is Jimmy standing off all by himself?"
GWB, whispering: "Because we don't want to catch his cooties, and if you're smart, you'll stay away from him, too."
PEBO, "Gotcha."
-Dave
“Them that’s going get on the wagon. Them that ain’t get out of the way.” -Because enough is enough.
Bush to Obama: "You really
January 9, 2009 - 16:22 ET by rimskyBush to Obama: "You really think you got the stones for this?"
On This Spot
January 9, 2009 - 16:24 ET by GothampcJimmy Carter: On this spot is where Miss Lillian told me that I was the next FDR.
Bill Clinton: On this spot is where Monica [censored by Newsbusters.org].
George W. Bush: On this spot is where I decided that terrorism must stop.
Barack Obama: On this spot is where I finally get rid of all these white dudes.
George H.W. Bush: On this spot is where Reagan told me that the Cold War must end.
Thanks....
January 9, 2009 - 16:23 ET by Pilgrim1949...for playing the game with us today. Johnny will see you get some lovely parting gifts.
What were they thinking?
January 9, 2009 - 16:24 ET by klchadwickBush 41: Thank goodness they put me far from Carter.
Obama: I didn't get much sleep....the ghost at the Hays-Adams kept me awake.
Bush 43: That's okay, the liberals have kept me awake for 8yrs.
Clinton: Not only did I get stuck next to Carter, I missed the memo about wearing blue ties today!
Carter: I may have to adjust my views on the worst administration in history...I'm just glad that Blair isn't here.
Well,
January 9, 2009 - 16:30 ET by NorthCoasterThank you George, you are dismissed. I'm sure you know the way out.
41, 44, 43, 42 and
January 9, 2009 - 16:31 ET by fitzfong41, 44, 43, 42 and zero.
"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." -Ronald Reagan
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Right Now. "America isn't
January 9, 2009 - 16:45 ET by bigtimerRight Now.
"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh
Clinton: "Obama's between 2
January 9, 2009 - 16:52 ET by gregfaheyClinton: "I did Monica on that rug."
Carter: "Bastard Bush. Didn't invite anyone from Hamas! If only Yasser was here.....damn, I miss him."
George Bush II: "Please, Barack, get your hand out of my back pocket. I removed my wallet prior to this anyways."
George Bush I: "Look at Carter over there glaring at me. That SOB. Kinder, gentler my ass. I'd love to have Babs spit in his eye."
Obama: "You're going to leave the curtains right?"
...but not today!
January 9, 2009 - 16:57 ET by PrieblesBARACK: George, why is Jimmy Carter here?
GEORGE: I invited him.
BARACK: Yeah, but when I said I wanted to open a dialog with Hamas...I didn't mean TODAY!
We have an early leader.
January 9, 2009 - 17:45 ET by fitzfongWe have an early leader. Nice one.
"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." -Ronald Reagan
fitzfong.blogspot.com
Excellent
January 10, 2009 - 17:58 ET by CaringwhiteguyYou've nailed it!
Two Liberals, two RINOs and
January 9, 2009 - 17:02 ET by mattmTwo Liberals, two RINOs and one sex offender meet to discuss the doom of our time.
Obama to Bush: Are you
January 9, 2009 - 17:06 ET by engineerdObama to Bush: Are you sure you're a Republican?
Obama: "Michelle and
January 9, 2009 - 17:16 ET by JohnMObama: "Michelle and I were enjoying how uh we broke into this uh club. Now you go and uh ruin it all with issues and uh stuff."
Carter (thinking to himself): "I'm not gonna tell him."
Clinton (thinking to himself): "I'm not gonna tell him."
GHWB (thinking to himself): "I'm not gonna tell him."
GWB: "Barak, I liked the way you kept a straight face during the campaign with all that Hope and Change crap, but man, you're looking a bit like a lamb before the slaughter right about now! Bye!"
Surprised no one understood
January 9, 2009 - 17:22 ET by oldArmySurprised no one understood why Carter stood so far away........
Even though President Carter wasn't a very effective President....to say the least.....his position in this line-up is purely symbolic.....
Think of it like the Air Force's "Missing Man Formation"
To change it up a little....instead of knocking Carter....Clinton....Obama....and the most knocked of them all ...President Bush
I'd like to give Props to President Carter for remembering one of our finest Presidents....
America misses you President Reagan.....
Obama: "George, let go -
January 9, 2009 - 17:35 ET by Chris NormanObama: "George, let go - you're crushing my hand!".
The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.
Sorry GW
January 9, 2009 - 17:31 ET by WorriedI had to use you as my weapon to fool the people. I didn't think there were that many idiots out there. Now they're in for a big surprise. I've never had to make a decision in my entire life!
PEBO, blurts , My new CIA guy will tell all the world about you.
January 9, 2009 - 17:36 ET by upcountrywaterwe the civilian security force will have you in jail before spring..
oh yea, thank X for lunch.
FREEDOM
(D)
Mirror Mirror on the Wall
January 9, 2009 - 17:44 ET by dboObama: "I told you I don't look like those other presidents on the dollar bills".
Don't Worry dbo
January 10, 2009 - 22:42 ET by CaringwhiteguyNone of this gallery of lightweights will ever get his mug on our currency. It's possible, however, one of the five will make it to the "heads" side of the new plug nickel. . . . which, unfortunately, none of them are worth.
Obama Gump meets some
January 9, 2009 - 17:54 ET by muh-oonObama Gump meets some presidents of the U-nited States. "Excuse me me mistar president Bush sir, but I got to pee now. It was shur nice meeting you and your daddy. Mr. president bubba Clintun, I am shur sorry I can't stay and try one of those ceegars you keep talkin about. And Mr. Carter, I would like to send some money to that new charity you were talking about, homes for hamas.
Clinton to Carter:"Don't those homes you build collapse?"
Carter:"Don't worry they only need them long enough to fill with rocket launchers and children. The tunnels underneath are the real homes of those sweet humble people. "
Obama Gump
January 9, 2009 - 18:01 ET by BlondeThat's goooooood!
Everytime I see a photo of
January 9, 2009 - 21:42 ET by muh-oonEverytime I see a photo of him with somebody famous, I think Forrest Gump. An imaginary character placed into historical events using special effects.
Gump
January 9, 2009 - 20:30 ET by NorthCoasterStoopid is as Stoopid does.
"Only the good die young."
January 9, 2009 - 17:52 ET by Crash"Only the good die young."
Leaning away
January 9, 2009 - 17:58 ET by anneftxI was amused to see everyone leaning away from Carter.
anneftx
Captionfest
January 9, 2009 - 17:55 ET by slickwillie2001"So W, any ideas yet on what I can do with this Biden guy?"
→ Well Barry
January 9, 2009 - 18:03 ET by Cool ArrowMaybe a laryngectomy?
Passing the Jacket
January 9, 2009 - 18:18 ET by PrieblesGEORGE: Pres Elect Obama, I think I speak for all Americans when I say, 'We wish you well.' I would also like...
BARACK: Yeah...thanks! Hey, now I know how Tiger felt when he won at Augusta the first time. Hey - where's my Green Jacket?! (fist bump)
Bush: Good luck with this
January 9, 2009 - 18:19 ET by balboaBush: Good luck with this mess. I'm outta here.
Obama: Yeah, thanks for nuthin'.
Obama: Yeah, thanks for
January 9, 2009 - 18:24 ET by fitzfongObama: Yeah, thanks for nuthin'.
Bush: Oh, you peeked. Jimmy Carter was supposed to be a surprise.
"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." -Ronald Reagan
fitzfong.blogspot.com
Bush departure vs Clinton departure
January 9, 2009 - 18:42 ET by choselife3xBush to Obama: We'll give you all the keys, leave all the furniture and equipment, and depart with the respect of all decent, thinking Americans. Good luck with that hope and change bullsh!t.
In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.
Of course, you'll have to
January 9, 2009 - 19:16 ET by balboaOf course, you'll have to pawn all that furniture and equipment, as well as the respect, to try and get us out of debt.
The Democrat way
January 9, 2009 - 20:30 ET by choselife3xObama: Get out of debt?! Are ya kidding? I plan to spend billions of dollars we don't have!
In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.
Bubba thought bubble..
January 9, 2009 - 18:32 ET by MightyMouth..."Yep, I'll bet none of these other bozos have had a hummer in here... hehe, losers!"
"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...
The Process
January 9, 2009 - 18:39 ET by bradbenj5952We'll see how you look in four years!
Bush 41 thought bubble...
January 9, 2009 - 18:40 ET by MightyMouth"I gotta PEE!!"
"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...
Carter thought bubble..
January 9, 2009 - 18:44 ET by MightyMouth"can we get this over with, I'm twenty minutes late for my nap dammit!!"
"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...
GWB: No Barak, I don't
January 9, 2009 - 18:49 ET by midnight cowboyGWB: No Barak, I don't have a clammy handshake, its a giant booger.
Caption contest
January 9, 2009 - 18:54 ET by SmorgasbordObama to Bush: Thank you for helping me get elected.
Clinton: Where are the interns?
Obama: Thank you for the advice Mr. President, but I would rather listen to Bill and Jimmy.
Clinton: I don't like returning to the scene of the crime.
Clinton: The cleanup crew did a good job after I trashed the place before leaving office. That was a party to remember!
Even in the photo Carter is to the far left of others.
Obama: Remember Mr. President, you don't have to fool all of the people all of the time, just over 50% of them until the election.
Welcome to the New World Order!
January 9, 2009 - 19:02 ET by brentroosBrent Roos
Yeah, it took decades, and we had that Reagan guy in the way...we tried to shoot him, but he just wouldn't go away. He defeated the commies in Europe, so that set us back a couple of decades, but hey, all we needed to do was manufacture another depression, and viola --global dominace over all nations and tribes; all men rich and poor...
Every one of these men in the above photo are involved. The scariest thing is the fact that the vast majority of people are not only totally ignorant about what is happening...they don't even care! In fact, they are demanding a "bailout" themeselves.
The EU is calling it a "new global order". And yes, a world war, or "Global Crisis" is to be expected next. There will also soon be a peace deal in Israel. Call it "Change"...
Wake up!
Don't be mad or afraid. Jesus is returning! Invite Christ into your life and be saved. Do it today, don't wait until tomorrow, or you will be Left Behind.
brentroos.com
brentroos... I agree,
January 9, 2009 - 19:16 ET by bigtimerbrentroos...
I agree, that is why I put this song to the captionfest above..it fits them all so perfectly.
"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh
Obamatron to GW: "Pleased
January 9, 2009 - 19:15 ET by Trix RabbitObamatron to GW:
"Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name. I'm what's confusing you, it's the nature of my game."
Liberal: a power worshipper without power. George Orwell
Second from the right...
January 9, 2009 - 19:30 ET by JTP"Worse" Far right "Worser" Fourth from the right "Worsest"
"I need more cowbell!" SNL
By the way, George--
January 9, 2009 - 19:51 ET by dervishThanks for putting me in touch with that Madoff guy. He tells me he can double my investment in just six months!
Bush: No Barry, I said pull
January 9, 2009 - 20:14 ET by Dan DiegoBush: No Barry, I said pull my FINGER!!!
Barry: Uh, er, uh, Okay. Whoa, is that Jimmy crackin again?
Sesame street tune
January 9, 2009 - 20:17 ET by Tidy Bowl ManOne of these things is not like the others
one of these things just doesnt belong............
Sesame Street tune
January 10, 2009 - 02:04 ET by JudithAn, the crux of the matter!!
President Bush greets the
January 9, 2009 - 20:38 ET by Roger the ShrubberPresident Bush greets the second black president.
I am amazed a photogapher
January 9, 2009 - 20:45 ET by Roger the ShrubberI am amazed a photogapher was able to sneak out a photo from a Bilderberg conference...
I am amazed a photographer
January 10, 2009 - 12:57 ET by 1611LilacLadyre: I am amazed a photogapher was able to sneak out a photo from a Bilderberg conference...
Best one yet!
Sad to say these Bilderberg representatives don't have to hide behind security anymore. With the admitted socialist msm openly promoting a One World Government . . this group represents the Bilderberg group's success.
Isaiah 5:20a Woe unto them who call evil good, and good evil. . . KJV
Presidential algebra
January 9, 2009 - 21:05 ET by nkviking75(2Bushes+Carter+Clinton+Obama)<Reagan
Welcome to the era of unity, you racist!
The five people that make us miss Ronald Reagan
January 9, 2009 - 21:29 ET by Free StinkerThe five people that make us miss Ronald Reagan gather at the White House for lunch.
"Gov. Palin has been subjected to one of the most massive and dishonest pile-on smear attacks in the history of liberal media." -- Lowell Ponte
free stinker
January 9, 2009 - 21:39 ET by thebutlerdiditI was going to say Fitz had the best caption with the numbers, Cool A was close behind, but I want to nominate this as the very best.
thebutlerdidit
January 9, 2009 - 21:42 ET by Free Stinker(blush)
free stinker
January 9, 2009 - 21:52 ET by thebutlerdiditIt's true! When I see the picture, I like to imagine RR in the empty space by Carter. I think the other comments everyone did were hilarious, but when I see that pic, it just makes me sad. On a lighter note, I do believe they were trying to avoid Carter cooties. It has been a long unsubstantiated rumor, but I, for one, believe every word of it.
Bravo
January 9, 2009 - 22:39 ET by DingbatBravo
pic
January 9, 2009 - 22:25 ET by charlietexasA great pic of a Great Father and a Great Son and the three stoogies...
mommy
Pointers
January 9, 2009 - 22:38 ET by ammo johnThe Messiah: "No thanks, George. I'll be getting my economic and foreign policy advice from Jimmy."
GW: "You know, Bollock. I mean, Barack, that we know you are PRESENT already when a bill comes across the desk. Just incase you're not familair with such things, I've left a copy of "Schoolhouse Rock's- I'm Just a Bill" on the VCR for you. (GW giggling: "I'm taking the DVD player!)"
Carter (to himself): "I knew I should've stayed away from those double-refried bean buritos from that sidewalk vendor."
Bush Sr (to himself): "Hmmm. Still not feeling the tingling Matthews was so orgasmic over."
Clinton (mumbling): "Hillary should've just kicked his wussie ass up and down the stage during the debates."
Sigh---not a caption
January 9, 2009 - 22:38 ET by DingbatWhen I saw this earlier in the week, all I could think of was the grace that W has to let that slimebag Carter be in his presence.
New three fifths
January 9, 2009 - 23:35 ET by RR GOPNew three fifths compromise-for every 3 Democrats in the White House there must be 2 Republicans to fix their screw-ups.
One of the 24% who thinks George W. Bush was a great President. One of the 89% who wants to bring back the stock and pillory.
GWB to obama: "sure
January 10, 2009 - 00:03 ET by TN MomGWB to obama:
"sure you'll raise MILLIONS for your Presidential Library, but whatcha gonna put in it?"
Perhaps one wing will be
January 10, 2009 - 09:10 ET by celatorPerhaps one wing will be called the Bill Ayers Center for Political Education For The Glory of the Revolution.
For liberal Democrats and the MSM, everything is crisis, chaos, calamity and catastrophe. And only the government has the solution.
Obama takes sides with the
January 10, 2009 - 06:47 ET by Red JeepObama takes sides with the blue ties.
Don't squeeze too hard
January 10, 2009 - 08:32 ET by eaglewingz08Don't squeeze too hard George, that's my bowling hand.
Thier prior executive experience...
January 10, 2009 - 10:01 ET by ChrisMillsCarter: Governor of Georgia
Bush I: Director of the CIA, Ambassador, Vice President...
Clinton: Governor of Arkansas
Bush II: Governor of Texas, Owner of the Texas Rangers
Obama: None
Why would anyone think that Obama can succeed?
Thier prior executive experience...
January 10, 2009 - 10:01 ET by ChrisMillsCarter: Governor of Georgia
Bush I: Director of the CIA, Ambassador, Vice President...
Clinton: Governor of Arkansas
Bush II: Governor of Texas, Owner of the Texas Rangers
Obama: None
Why would anyone think that Obama can succeed?
Because news anchors
January 10, 2009 - 10:12 ET by Free StinkerBecause news anchors get a tingle up their leg ??
Or the world has gone mad.
"Gov. Palin has been subjected to one of the most massive and dishonest pile-on smear attacks in the history of liberal media." -- Lowell Ponte
Ah Love
January 10, 2009 - 10:15 ET by NorthCoaster"Ah love this carpet"
You can't tell the waxed
January 10, 2009 - 10:30 ET by CrashYou can't tell the waxed from the real one!
Barrack Obama gets "punked"
January 10, 2009 - 10:38 ET by Free StinkerBarrack Obama gets "punked" by MTV when they introduce him to the Disney animatrons of Carter, Bush-41, Clinton, and Bush-43
"Gov. Palin has been subjected to one of the most massive and dishonest pile-on smear attacks in the history of liberal media." -- Lowell Ponte
Number 40 is sorely missed...
January 10, 2009 - 10:40 ET by BKeyserI'm proud...
January 10, 2009 - 12:26 ET by RukusGB: I'm proud of my son.
GWB: I'm proud of my dad.
WJC: I'm proud of... hey, is that Monica??
The1: I'm proud of ME!!
JC: I'm proud of, uh... Allah Akbar! BOOM!
Gary
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
→ We have a WINNER!
January 10, 2009 - 12:49 ET by Cool ArrowNow that's funny. I don't care who y'are.
To be truthful...
January 10, 2009 - 13:24 ET by RukusI think I may have gotten the BOOM part from you many months back on another thread! LOL! It fit the moment so I went with it.
Gary
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
GW: "Please stay to the Right of Me"
January 10, 2009 - 12:43 ET by New Jersey ConservativeGW: "Please stay to the Right of Me"
I Wanna Hold Your Hand
January 10, 2009 - 12:44 ET by 1611LilacLadyHO: (thinking) keep shaking, don't raise my arm with a fist, keep shaking
Isaiah 5:20a Woe unto them who call evil good, and good evil. . . KJV
Invite to BBQ at Reverend Wright's new mansion
January 10, 2009 - 15:10 ET by Parker1227"And all you White boys are invited. Why don't you Bush's bring some Texas chile, Carter can bring some Wonder Bread and Clinton can bring the Miracle Whip."
Welcome to the Whitehouse
January 10, 2009 - 15:19 ET by botgW: Welcome to the Whitehouse and don't mind that Illuminatti hand up your butt, you'll get used to it; we all did!
BHO: Wait, Wha....?
“The way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to stop discriminating on the basis of race.” -- Chief Justice John Roberts
Posted after Odumbo gave his Sat am address
January 10, 2009 - 16:08 ET by WorriedYou watch George, I'll be the first president in history to singlehandedly destroy and save the economy at the same time before I even get inaugurated. I'm going to send checks to those that don't pay taxes and spend taxes at the same time. Simple brilliant, don't ya think?
Hey shawn228, if you're out there, I DO NOT SUPPORT YOUR INCOMING PRESIDENT AT ALL!
W
January 10, 2009 - 16:59 ET by DingbatW: don't be looking for any "O"'s on the keyboards big ears.
→ Dingbat
January 10, 2009 - 17:06 ET by Cool ArrowAnn Coulter, in her latest colum, refers to him as a jug-eared clodhopper.
Obama: Thank you gentlemen
January 10, 2009 - 17:18 ET by Antisocial-ismObama: Thank you gentlemen for meeting with me today. The reason that I asked you all to meet with me is that......I HAVE NO FU__ING IDEA WHAT I AM DOING!!!
→ Contestants
January 10, 2009 - 17:22 ET by Cool ArrowContestants congratulate "The Biggest Loser" which airs Tuesday, Jan. 20 on PBS.
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Obama: I’m happy to shake your hand, Happy, and meet your father,
Bashful.
Now, please, introduce me to Goofy and Dopey.
Carter:
January 10, 2009 - 18:58 ET by cocodrieDid't you people invite anybody? Where's Castro, Chavez, Kim Jong, Nguyen, Ihockedmydinnerjacket? I don't have any friends here.
None of these fellows will talk to me.
Obama: Well, George, my
January 10, 2009 - 19:27 ET by celatorObama: Well, George, my basic goal is to screw up the country as quickly as possible.
For liberal Democrats and the MSM, everything is crisis, chaos, calamity and catastrophe. That justifies stealing your property and liberties.
Carter, having forgot his
January 10, 2009 - 19:30 ET by HermanoCarter, having forgotten his Depends, feels something warm and tingly running down his leg.
O Lord, Thou givest us everything, at the price of an effort. - Leonardo Da Vinci
A black man still can't catch a break
January 10, 2009 - 20:15 ET by DanSchwartzLife Imitates The Onion: Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job
"It just goes to show you that, in this country, a black man still can't catch a break."
Please visit my Home Page at http://users.snip.net/~joe/default.htm
Tilt towards Leftists
January 10, 2009 - 20:54 ET by sbourgSorry George, you're outnumbered now. Most of us in the room believe Capitalism's unfair -- Nancy, Harry & I can make it fair.
I'll be watching the
January 11, 2009 - 09:54 ET by billbI'll be watching the serimonial arrival of the new president at the White House after the inaguration. Body language is a real factor here. When Clinton greeted Bush as the new president, Bill and Hillary walked to the very edge of the top step, requiring George and Laura to remain one step lower with the Clintons looking down on the them. It was a picture that stayed with me all this time. It may very well be accepted protocol. Let's see.
Hey Barry...
January 11, 2009 - 10:47 ET by VT Con ManSee, I TOLD you the peanut farmer thingy wouldn't work. Heh heh heh. Make sure he is accurately depicted in the History books over at Education/NEA will ya...
Why did y'all put me
January 11, 2009 - 11:48 ET by cocodrieWhy did y'all put me way over here on the end? Any of you fellers want to buy a Habitat fot Humanity house? The ones in need of serious repair are going cheap. You can almost get one for peanuts.
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January 11, 2009 - 11:55 ET by cocodrie$
top criminals gather, escape arrest
January 11, 2009 - 13:20 ET by j17ghsfrom left, Dumb, Dumbo, Dumber, Dildo and Dunce all escaped arrest while at the White House recently.
Stuck in the Middle
January 11, 2009 - 13:33 ET by fitzfongGeorge W. Bush: Clowns to the left of me, joke to my right.
"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." -Ronald Reagan
fitzfong.blogspot.com
JAN 22 IT BEGINS
January 11, 2009 - 13:39 ET by reelman46The cold angry radical surrounded by cold angry radicals...by June many Obama voters will be shocked and ashamed. Remember how well democrat Jimmah Carter (with demo congress) handled the economy? Well, look it up...a nitemare for our country. Do it now... before the "excuse train leaves the station".
The most liberal administration in history will show you what secular socialism looks like...kooks on parade...the 57 million in the conservative resistance will watch...we warned you over and over these people are dangerous to any country... be very afraid...
now you will be scourged with radical socialism and its gonna hurt for a long long time.
Doug Schexnayder, Ph.D. (theconservativecrawfish)
Thank you, Sir!
January 11, 2009 - 13:56 ET by CobraMan"President Bush, on behalf of all Black men and women, in America and worldwide in general, I wish to thank you and the rest of the Republicans for freeing us from slavery. This is why I'm standing between two Republicans, I need you to protect me from the members of my own party, who continue to vote against our civil rights until the Republican party, once again, saves us. Thank you, Sir! Thank you! Thank You!"
Obama: My job is above my pay grade
The BEST President is not there...
January 11, 2009 - 22:01 ET by Travis NoodleI'm speaking of President Reagan. May he rest in peace.