Whattt? Don't invest more than you can afford  to lose. Now you tell me!!

DEMOCRAT

Aclu</

"Here at CamelMax, even if you don't buy one of my camels, we will buy your camel" 

Semper Fi

Freedom is not free, but the U.S. Marine Corps will pay most of your share.
Ned Dolan

"Hello, I'm Father Guido Sarducci ..."

"Here at Citigroup, we feel your pain and are working to make the transition of money from your pocket into mine less difficult."

"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquillity of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you"

...I'll call up Obama to see if I can borrow his greek temple backdrop.  My camels make me look far too stereotypical.

Perfect Demotivator for the Obama Administration

http://www.despair.com/government.html

This is Don Colorene, shape up and give me what is mine. Or tomorrow you will sleep with the fishes.

Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark.

"I'm too sexy for my camel."

Never under estimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Do you believe I can put all these beads up my nose?

"I'm very pleased to be taking your taxpayer moneys in the form of the massive government bailout." 

Sarah Palin/Jason Lewis 2012

Obama, pathological nacissist: http://www.faithfree...

I earned enough money, selling my handcarved beads,  to buy these beautiful horses, and  I still have time to sit around and admire them in my beautiful riding clothes!

Honest Maria, I love America. I remember back at the palace as a young boy, I ordered Faheed, our palace eunuch, to bring me "Smokey and the Bandit" often. Jeez, that Jackie Gleason was a riot! And if Sheikh Abdul had known I watched "Deliverance," well, he would have dropped a wall on me.

Anyway, I became a big fan of Burt Reynolds, and as you can clearly see, I now too am a legendary man about town. The women take one look at my sexy mustache and sunglasses, and poof, off come the burkas.

www.ScottOnCapeCod.com

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation"... until they get fed-up enough to finally say something about it!

Dee women --- how much for dee women?

But doesn't it make you a little uncomfortable that a Saudi National owns most of one of America's biggest banks?

What if the one who bougth (holds) our debt desides he wants us to pay up right now?

Do we pay by giving themour country?

I don't know guys this credit thing has to stop some where.  it doesn't seem to be a good thing. And when a foreigner owns more of an American bank than America does it gives me shutters.

a new Smokey and the Bandit movie, this time it will be called Somkey and the Oil Bandit. We will drive an oil tanker throught the straights of Harmouse and try to avoid the pirates.

Guns and Violence are not the answer but they are one solution to the problem== SARG

Ringo Star meets with the press before his concert in Dubai

"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
-- Winston Churchill

Is it me - or does this look like a SNL skit that includes a person playing Ringo Starr???

"Thank you America for the bailout money. With an extra few billion dollars or so in my pocket,  I will be able to increase my harem and my fleet of Rolls Royces. However, I want to be perfectly clear. My family and I still plan on increasing the price of the oil you pay. Afterall, business is business."

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The Republican party is doomed to political failure until it returns to it's conservative roots and values.

"There is nothing you can do to stop my plan, Mr. Bond."

Okay CNBC is being Punk'd.  This guy is a dead ringer for Phil Hartman (may he rest in peace).  

Ha!

Obama may have the tacky Greek columns, but I've got the virgins in the afterlife....