I had a blast watching both of these.

Btw...has anybody ever tried to say the alphabet backwards, especially in front of a police officer if you had been drinking...hard enough if you haven't been in front of say...oh your kids...you can't stop to think to much, or it makes you look worse...happened to me about 30  or more years ago, I had the cop laughing...I didn't receive any citation either...nor should I have, long story...this guy is a blast though in my opinion...especially when he says "I'm Drunk"...

Kitty cats are nothing but hilarious...all animals are really, I love them all...I could tell stories about some of the things I have seen my own do over the years...I wished I had video of one of my cats in the summer getting in a big paper bag on top of a grilling table outside on the deck of our porch one summer....for some reason she jumped from inside the bag and landed on our lawn, which was about three to four feet away....I know, doesn't sound funny, you had to be there...we both died laughing.

Anyway...thanks for the evening laughter.

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

The meeses (mooses?) in the sprinkler just made me smile ear to ear.

To see that cow hover over her twins was just perfect!  She was letting 'em play, but at the same time she was going to make darn sure no harm came to them.  Just awesome! 

Thanks for warming my heart with that one BT.

Ouch, ouch, duck ....had me laughing, you couldn't help it.

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

Maybe the Bush administration should send Santa to Pakistan.

I watched this at about 6:45 a.m. local time. I laughed out loud. My wife and kids are still asleep, so she's probably wondering what's so danged funny.

Also, I still hear "step, bump, step, bump, bump" in my head.

I knew a guy in college who was a straight-line, hardshell Baptist. He was also one of the worst drivers I've ever seen. One night as I made my way through town I notice that the local police, who preyed on college students, had this guy pulled over and administering a sobriety test. I almost stopped to vouch that they guy would die before he ever touched alcohol.

A few days later I saw him on campus and decided to prod him a little bit. "Hey man," I started kidding, "I saw you doing the hokey-pokey in front of a police cruiser on Saturday night."

"Yeah, I can't figger it out," he replied in his rural Kentucky accent, "they pull me over all the time 'cause they think I'm drunk."

There was a certain degree of irony in that because I knew people who drove around that town drunker than skunks every Saturday night. It's a small Southern city, so there was a certain element of "Keystone" to the law enforcement (still is). They pulled some friends of mine over one night and made these two guys switch drivers. They took the sober guy from behind a wheel and made the other guy, who he fetched at a local watering hole, drive.

the sobriety test video is from Reno 911.  a comedy show on comedy central.  to be honest, it's not bad, but it is hit or miss like Chappelle's show.

-ascended conservative

My daughter tested out at 168, genius level by the time she was 6. She is now 20, brilliant girl, but she's got the common sense God gave a turnip. She was doing algebra at 8, reading Little Women at 9, however, she got pregnant at 17. On purpose. That's right, on purpose. she decided that she wanted to get married and knew I would save no, so she and her boyfriend (husband) got pregnant and as soon as she found out went and got the marriage license. It worked out o.k., the have been married 3 yrs, have a 2nd baby, she goes to college, and they have their own home. But, never let it be said being "smart" makes you very "smart."

The videos were all great. I loved the kitties and the moose. was it just me, or did the Santa remind you of W?