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Anyways... HERE'S THE START OF THE OBAMA RECESSION

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...but my HAIR!

...."Oh...Woe is Me"

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

''Barack Freakin' Hussein!  I'd like to Change your gender!''

Whoops, I forgot my good-luck toupee. It's gonna be a real bad day!

I'm not going to be able to afford those plugs now.....Maybe the Supreme Leader will brings hats back into fashion when he starts pulling rabbits out of them.

In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.

If you are conservative Christian you know what is going on withthe market.  Prophecy says that the Economic Power must be in Europe (old Roman Empire) at or shortly after the rise of the Anti-Christ.  Some of us are not surpirsed at what is going on.

The Bible also told us Jesus came in the last days to die for the sins of all men and all who believe on his work will be saved.  His first coming was roughly 2000 years ago.  So our salvation is closer than it has eveer been.

Read your King James Bible and you will have comfort in these troubled times and remember their is a crown promised to those who love his appearing.  I am excited that soon Christians will be with Chrsit, Israel will complete her chastisement and the Lord will set up his kingdom for ever.

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So this is what the markets are going to be like under "The One".

Any way we can let this election expire like an option that's worthless?

"November 4, 2008--another day that will live in infamy." 

"Beauty is only skin deep, but liberal's to the bone." - me

"And in other news... the stock market took yet another hit and tumbled another 5,000 points. Floor trader Curly Howard (pictured above, b*tchslapping his own head) was quoted saying "It's sabatoogie, I tell ya!" Upon further investigation by the "Keystone" athorities... it was determined that ACME electricians Moe Howard and Larry Fine had tampered with the "Big board" in a retaliatory gesture for having been wallpapered to the wall in the ladies room at "Stiletto's" earlier that morning. Though the prank has artificially wedged the economy into further recession, President-elect Barack Obama was quoted as saying "You uhhh have to admit that uhhh..... it WAS pretty funny! I'd like these boys to be cabinet members in my uhhhh...  administration"

"We retort..... you decide."

"Can somebody put something on besides CNN."

Shoulda had a V-8! 

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"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation"... until they get fed-up enough to finally say something about it!

...I should've been a leftist community organizer.

One more poor soul who wonders what ever possessed him to invest his buttload of cash into Bill Maher's movie masterpiece "Religulous".

Liberal: a power worshipper without power. George Orwell

Another investor scalped by Obamunism.

"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." -Ronald Reagan

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Lose my shirt?  Man, I just lost my HAIR!

If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same...
Yours is the earth and all that's in it...

Did I turn off the gas this morning?

Guns and Violence are not the answer but they are one solution to the problem== SARG

Since I've determined that nestegg (my 401k) is all funny money the Government is going to steal from me anyway, I've had loads of fun bouncing it between funds to beat the market.

Buffett said "When people get scared, I get greedy"  Well, It works if you go crazy also.

If by some chance I'm able to get my life's savings, it will be after I've had a lot of fun with it.  Thursday and Friday were trips to Vegas without even leaving town, and I came out a winner (and scored the bonus, a dividend)

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Can January 20 come quicker?

I am a conservative who is willing to think for himself.

Geez, where'd that blast of wind come from??   And holy crap, where'd my toupe go????

The sub prime mess is finally contained. Job well done.

"Magic 8 ball, will the market go up tomorrow?"

I thought that when I voted for 'The One' all would be turned around. The land would flow with milk and honey and we would be made whole. $h!#