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Barack Obama  speaks at a campaign rally in Chillicothe, Ohio, October 10, 2008. [Photo Reuters/Jim Young.]

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See, I can light up the

See, I can light up the sun!  Now watch me turn it off!

now that i've crushed your

now that i've crushed your head, i will pop the sun

   “The way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to stop discriminating on the basis of race.”   -Chief Justice John Roberts

Im laughing hard

Im laughin hard on that one

Priceless, Jim.

So that's the "Lightworker" in action?

Nice bit of propaganda that picture is.

--Mike 

www.thebrattonreport...

 

Is this lightbulb hot?

Is this lightbulb hot?

"I light up your life, I

"I light up your life, I give you hope, to carry on....."

Great shot...

he didn't like the shot from behind, of his ankles...

so the AP complied with his wishes/demands...

 

Real Americans vote for Real Americans

Where is the photo of the "crooks" and "terrorists" and communists standing behind Obama?

I would gladly vote for Allan Keys, Colin Powell, Condi Rice, Michael Steele and dozens of highly qualified black "Americans". This man is not an American, he is anti-American, "God damn America", remember? Well, I softly pray, "God bless McCain, Palin, even Biden, but God, please damn Obama."

 

It is truly incredible

Not only to you have leftist propaganda in your printed and TV press, but a still photo conspiracy as well.  You have all these Messiah-like photos of BHO and just this past week, college students looking up Sarah Palin's skirt.  Then there's this liberal media crap we've putting up with for 8 years:

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Marine-One-Charleston-Air-Force-Base-President-Bush/photo//081011/480/1bf7841315504967ac5526a7cbbaf091/;_ylt=Aq2hIhN5Qio0NDid04wCaqsDW7oF 

Abosulutely incredible.

Pres. Bush says

Pres. Bush says, "what is that horrible smell".

 

H/T The Little Rascals

reply to Prez Bush says

Won't they have to defumigate the Whitehouse after JuJu leaves? It will smell just like his campaign plane. Just askin.

I Have Risen. "America

I Have Risen.

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

Obama points to the Sun...

"My plan is to build a pipeline from the Sun to the Earth so we can tap into all that energy that is just going to waste because of the failed polcies of this administration.

You want change? Give me a dollar.

The difference of Obama and Day

 This has been the oddest of elections in there are more omen signs which are bad for Obama. I logged a number of them before and this is just another odd photo showing the darkness which Obama is surrounded by as plain as black and white photography.

Suppose some liberal will see something racist in that, but hey I didn't take the picture at that angle which should have been taken with the sun as his messiah halo........no racism in that about Obama, but plenty of religious hatred from him in using the name messiah.

 

*HIC IACET ARTORIVS REX QVONDAM REXQVE FVTVRVS

As you can see, I am bigger and more important than the sun.

oh yea and I'll replace the SON too... Just wait and see....

CLIMATE CRISIS

IranianUranium

The One...

Lazerus.....come forth!

ET....Phone Home!

David Gregory, do you know which damn network you lie for? ~ Uncle Jimbo, @Blackfive

 

Hey Blonde,

Good one, heh heh.

Doncha just love the Obambi MSM love fest?

Back atcha, VT

Just once, I'd like to see an unflattering pic of That One, as we've continually seen of McCain, Sarah Palin, etc.

Just Once. 

David Gregory, do you know which damn network you lie for? ~ Uncle Jimbo, @Blackfive

 

Isn't it interesting that

Isn't it interesting that those are so hard to come by, yet with McCain or Palin, they're a dime a dozen?  The objective unbiased media eh? Ridiculous, and because of the non-objectivity in news, America suffers greatly.

Just once in deed Blonde

That'll be the day.

What makes it even more laughable is that with McRINO's pathetic campaign, he is stiil neck and neck with That One.

If only we had another candidate to vote for...Romney, or Giuliani even...

uh oh, I better call the Waaaaambulance...

cheers.

VT Con Man, on top of that...

This is becoming a laugher - it seems like the MSM is knocking themselves out to deify and annoint Osama Bama in any way they can.  Remember the "halo" pic?

Now it's heaven's light shinin' down on him! 'Allelujah, brotha!

Oops - now I sound like that "r" word, don't I?

"Don't crush that dwarf! Hand me the pliers!" - Firesign Theatre

This was the moment when the

This was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal; this was the moment that I caused the Sun to shine.

See, vote for me or I will

See, vote for me or I will rain the Sun down upon all you racists!

Obama’s First Cabinet Member

 

 

Making Fun of AGW http://giovanniworld.wordpress.com/  

 

The revisionist version of Genesis 1:14-19

 How liberals really see creation:

 

14 
¶ And Obama said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:

15 
and let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.

16 
And Obama made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.

17 
And Obama set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,

18 
and to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and Obama saw that it was good.

19 
And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.

   *******************************************

“Anybody gone into Whole Foods lately and see what they charge for arugula?  I mean, they’re charging a lot of money for this stuff.”

B.H. Obama

....Shine on me

....Shine on me Sunshine...Walk with me World...

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

Comes the Reaper

The Grim Reaper tries to extinguish America's light. 

The beginning of the eclipse

The Beginning of the eclipse of America

"INCOMING"!!!!!!!!

"If a man does his best, what else is there"?

General George S. Patton Jr.

Pull my finger

The sun prepares to pull Obamas finger

Shine on you crazy diamond


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnDgxX_LEms
Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Now there's a look in your eyes, like black holes in the sky.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
You were caught on the crossfire of childhood and stardom,
blown on the steel breeze.
Come on you target for faraway laughter,
come on you stranger, you legend, you martyr, and shine!
You reached for the secret too soon, you cried for the moon.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Threatened by shadows at night, and exposed in the light.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Well you wore out your welcome with random precision,
rode on the steel breeze.
Come on you raver, you seer of visions,
come on you painter, you piper, you prisoner, and shine!

“Anybody gone into Whole Foods lately and see what they charge for arugula?  I mean, they’re charging a lot of money for this stuff.”

B.H. Obama

Very nice miz......

not only does that reflect Obama.......it is also one of my favorite Pink Floyd songs. 

"If a man does his best, what else is there"?

General George S. Patton Jr.

Thank you.

 You'd think those hippies that are voting for him would see the parallel between Obama and those lyrics.

“Anybody gone into Whole Foods lately and see what they charge for arugula?  I mean, they’re charging a lot of money for this stuff.”

B.H. Obama

Great link and one of my fave PF songs too...

Sadly, very few people realize it's an ode to an old friend who was once an incredible intellect and brilliant artisan who is now (in the song) reduced to a paranoid schizophrenic and manic depressive that lives at home with his mother due in most part to the over-use of recreational psychedelics in his formative heyday. Rest in peace Syd, you 'crazy' diamond you...

"I might be movin' to Montana soon..." - FZ

"Big Brother is Watching

"Big Brother is Watching You"

Wow, that is HOT.  But I,

Wow, that is HOT.  But I, as the messiah, know that!

Vote NO on Arizona Proposition 202
It's not what they say it is!
http://stoppropositi...

The Struggle

The first viable black candidate--his blackness clearly emphasized in this picture--boldy confronts the metaphorical blinding white institutional racism that has kept the black man down for so long.

 

It's a beatiful picture showing Obama's black liberation theology: black vs. white; black standing up boldly against white supremacism.

 

Too bad it's all in his head.  There's a whole lot less white supremacy and institutional racism in this country than Sharpton, Jackson, Wright, and Obama claim.

You listen to me...

You listen to me! Just heat up the planet for a few more weeks then you can take a breather... unless that dolt McCain wins.

"Hey! You in the Prius! Eat my carbon footprint!"

The Messiah

The Messiah throws balls of fire off his finger tips at the unbelievers.

Dark Sucker

For years, it has been believed that the Sun emitted light,
but recent information has proved otherwise. The Sun doesn't
emit light; it sucks dark. Thus, we call these Stars Dark Suckers.
The Dark Sucker Theory and the existence of dark suckers prove
that dark has mass and is heavier than light.

http://home.netcom.com/~rogermw/darksucker.html 

Vote NO on Arizona Proposition 202
It's not what they say it is!
http://stoppropositi...

No, Lord Voldemort!

You promised me rulership over these Muggles if I won their insignificant election!

E.T.!?

He came back to earth and is running for president? Dude, he totally has my vote now.

Re: zostay

Yeah, zostay, E.T. was my first thought, too. "A.C.O.R.N., phone home!"

I can't help it...

I wish it was a comet screaming toward earth.

 my bad?

Obama confronts the sun

Obama confronts the sun about global warming 

Barring a miracle comeback, She's US!

It's too late

She's gone too far

She's lost the sun

She's come undone

She wanted truth but all she got was lies

Came the time to realize

And it was too la-a-ate,

She's come undone

Now there's a deep track!

Burton Cummings and Co.

Well done Carbon!

Obama plucks the sun

Obama plucks the sun out of the mouth of the serpent in the nearbye Serpent Mound, proving that he is the "True Messiah" of the aboriginal legends, hence he has been granted dominion by the "Great Father" over this land.

RICO

http://community.mar...

 OH GOD PLEASE!!!

CONGRESSIONAL TERM LIMITS!!!

oxenfree... Wow...I

oxenfree...

Wow...I wished there were links, but this makes sense and does make one wonder what is coming on down the road...

There is still that law-suit going on about Obama being a citizen going on too... it is no laughing matter..the msm remains mum on this too.

Keep us up-to-date on this info if you get any...very interesting.

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

Let this be true

And let it happen soon

Amazing...

 The MSM thuroughly ignores this story and yet Palin wanting her abusive brother-in-law fired is breaking news.  Is it just me or is the media coverage @$$-backwards?

“Anybody gone into Whole Foods lately and see what they charge for arugula?  I mean, they’re charging a lot of money for this stuff.”

B.H. Obama

miz flame... It's not

miz flame...

It's not just you...

...we all know how it would be reported from the beginning if this was reversed...especially about the tasering of his step-son alone...along with all the other BS this piece of work has done...24/7!

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

Hockey

"even hockey moms hate Palin."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7TgDanmWkg 

Those aren't "hockey

Those aren't "hockey moms."  They are fans of professional hockey.

Big difference.

please. define 'hockey mom'

please.

define 'hockey mom' to me.

mothers at hockey games sitting next to joe sixpack. that's who was there.

bottomline - she got booed by the regular folk she claims to represent.

and there is no MSM spin on this one. 

Hockey fans are elitists.

Hockey fans are elitists. Everyone knows that! 

another ridiculous Non sequitur from balboa

he's full of them

Wait, hockey fans _aren't_

Wait, hockey fans _aren't_ elitists? It's so hard to keep track of these things. 

balboa is arguing with himself as he often does

When he does this he assumes the conservative position in a way a conservative never would.  It's so lame. 

So lame-o's are the elitists

So lame-o's are the elitists now. Let me write that down somewhere...

Does anyone understand balboa's babbling here?

If so can you translate?  It just seems like illogical nonsensical liberal rambling to me. Am I wrong?

Dee... No. You are not

Dee...

No.

You are not wrong.

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

Hi BT - I didn't think so

I sent you a message earlier.  Did you get it?

Dee... Yep, just checked

Dee...

Yep, just checked it out...I'll be getting back to you...

...the last two/three days have been very weird in my life...but I will be getting back to you.

...Sometimes I get behind.

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

Dee,

You're not wrong.

Just redundant.

 

The Democrat Party: Creating, Defending and Using Slavery, Jim Crow and Segregation for Over 150 Years... and Counting. 

I know IJoe

it's hard between this one and Shawn saying the same nonsensical crap all the time. 

For the intellectually challenged - A "Hockey mom" is

a mom who has a son in Hockey and goes to watch his games.  It has nothing to do with professional Hockey just like "Soccer Mom" has nothing to do with professional soccer.

I shouldn't have said intellectually challenged - it's really just a lack of life experiences that causes most liberals not to understand concepts that seem simple to the rest of us. Most liberals are young and naive. They don't have kids or their kids have not reached the age of competitive sports. They have no concept of the real world, just what Hollywood tells them.

Thank you, accurate and

Thank you, accurate and concise but unintelligible to liberals

I agree cocodrie - liberals are thick in the head

they don't even try to understand

barry reminisces

Under water grottos, caverns

Filled with apes

That eat figs.

Stepping on the figs

That the apes

Eat, they crunch.

The apes howl, bare

Their fangs, dance . . .

Oughta throw a link in there Wesen,

somebody may think you wrote that crap. :-)

Captionfest II:

"Who can take a sunrise?...Sprinkle it with dew...the BAMBI-man can..."

Captionfest II:

"I am Obamamessiah...I can make the sun stand still!

If conservatives are RIGHT, then liberals must be WRONG.

Following Barrack Hussein

Following Barrack Hussein Obama's declaration of himself as The Messiah, a giant meteor comes flying in from space towards the blasphemer.

"From now on...

"...you'll rise on the left and set on the right!"

I learned

"I learned to wag my finger by watching Bill Clinton so you better watch out! You will follow my instructions."

rise left, set right

SUN:  I already do, moron!  You're facing the wrong direction.

E.T. is that you? Please

E.T. is that you?

Please sign petition: Biggest Voter Fraud In History Of USA

 

Making Fun of AGW http://giovanniworld.wordpress.com/  

 

Captionfest Haiku

Barry Obama

The sun trembles with his touch

I need to throw up

 

Captionfest pic of Obama at rally...

Leave it to the MSM and their "unbiased" photos...Compare this Reuters photo of Obamessiah to the infamous, disrespectful one that Reuters also did of Sarah Palin at a rally the other day...Remember?

Obama is lit up by the sun in an almost "divine" light...And Sarah is subjected to disrespectful garbage.

"...peace is the highest aspiration of the American People. We will negotiate for it, sacrifice for it, we will never surrender for it, now or ever." President Ronald Reagan, January 20, 1981

PS... Don't tell me you

PS...

Don't tell me you are surprised.

Biggest Voter Fraud In History Of USA

 

 

Making Fun of AGW http://giovanniworld.wordpress.com/  

Sadly, I'm not, Clear...

Just very, very weary of the galloping hypocrisy that surrounds and envelopes us. I am so fed up with it.  

"...peace is the highest aspiration of the American People. We will negotiate for it, sacrifice for it, we will never surrender for it, now or ever." President Ronald Reagan, January 20, 1981

Sky... You aren't alone

Sky...

You aren't alone gal.

For me to even go to Gretawire and comment...I was so angry...still am.

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

bt...You and me both...

I have pointed out those pix to several people (male and female) since then, and they had similar reactions to ours. I'm glad that Greta did a poll on that. The results (and comments) were very interesting. 

"...peace is the highest aspiration of the American People. We will negotiate for it, sacrifice for it, we will never surrender for it, now or ever." President Ronald Reagan, January 20, 1981

PS... I really do

PS...

I really do understand what you are going through. Try to take what comfort you can in knowing that there are many just like you. Keep in mind that when everything goes to complete hell-in-a-hand-basket we will be there to help each other in any way we can. We Conservatives must stick together as we seem to be a dying breed!

Biggest Voter Fraud In History Of USA

 

Making Fun of AGW http://giovanniworld.wordpress.com/  

Hey Ct... I think there

Hey Ct...

I think there is more of us out here than we all really know..you can feel it brewing, sense it...we are the silent majority...RISING...and we will win in the end..our country is founded on that..the majority out here know that...

Like the guy said...I'm Mad!

..and Ct..we work through and with God...that is what makes this country special. 

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

Hey, bt...Well said!

And boy, I sure hope you're right.

"...we work through and with God...that is what makes this country special." What a great thought, bt. I hope that there is a lot of praying going on in this country right now, because I believe that we are all going to need it.

I remember when my daughter was younger and she was learning about American history, my husband and I told her many times that this country had so many huge obstacles and setbacks to overcome to achieve independence, that it was truly a miracle that America managed to win the Revolutionary War. We believe that this country is here for a reason...And that we can and will continue to overcome anything. 

"...peace is the highest aspiration of the American People. We will negotiate for it, sacrifice for it, we will never surrender for it, now or ever." President Ronald Reagan, January 20, 1981

Sky... Amen. "America isn't

Sky...

Amen.

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

Thanks, Clear...and you're right...

There is comfort in knowing that others share your concerns and feelings. Strength in numbers, right??

You're also right about being a dying breed. I often think that we're going the way of the dinosaur and the Dodo bird! LOL!

Thanks again for the thought.

I guess we'll all hang in there together... 

"...peace is the highest aspiration of the American People. We will negotiate for it, sacrifice for it, we will never surrender for it, now or ever." President Ronald Reagan, January 20, 1981

Just remember PS... We

Just remember PS...

We ain't going down without a fight!

Obama’s First Cabinet Member

 

 

Making Fun of AGW http://giovanniworld.wordpress.com/  

No we're not, Clear...

No way!!! 

"...peace is the highest aspiration of the American People. We will negotiate for it, sacrifice for it, we will never surrender for it, now or ever." President Ronald Reagan, January 20, 1981

How 'bout a little humility, Osama

A man said to the universe:
"Sir I exist!"
"However," replied the universe,
"The fact has not created in me
A sense of obligation." -- Stephen Crane

Then the sun said, "Quit pokin' at me"

Another caption from great literature

"Why, so this gallant will command the sun."

--William Shakespeare, Taming of the Shrew, Act 4, sc. 3.

I Made This

n/t

Who else remebers the comercials?

GE. We bring good things to life?

Except, maybe they didn't have the question mark at the end.

What a great company.

was this taken 1-29-2009?

"You WILL accept politcally correct world government facism. There is no other option than compliance and cooperation. Remember, Rush et all where found to be enemies of the state and put in labor camps"

Gazoo, I appreciate your

Gazoo, I appreciate your help. But I swear, if you call me "dummy" one more time, I will not make you Secretary of Commerce!

*****

"People only insist that a debate stop when they are afraid of what might be learned if it continues." - George Will 

America...

"I promise you, that if you elect me, I will gurantee that the sun will come up every day of my presidency"

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

"That is not the sun I

"That is not the sun I knew." 

"This
liberal would be all about socialize -- uh, uh, would be about
basically taking over and the government running all of your companies."-Maxine Waters 2008

"This is a lightbulb,...

it should be a compact flourescent, when I am president they will all be compact flourescent.

The proper use of compact flourescent bulbs, tire pressure gauges and condoms will taught in kindergarten."

Go forth, the Chosen One has spoken.

Damn, I could just about throw up.

And on the first day,

"the One" says, "Let there be light".

Obama Caption

"So that's what an idea looks like?

Leni Riefenstahl....

...was good at propaganda too.

This photographer owes much to her style. 

Her favorite subject was also a larger than life public speaker who could make crowds swoon. He too was a former community organizer who wanted to nationalize industries and health care, raise taxes, take care of the "folks" etc....You may have heard of him. His name was Adolf Hitler. 

My caption for this:

Ein Volk Ein Reich Ein Obama

WHAT IS OBAMA HIDING. SEE VIDEO..

 

 

 ...

http://www.americanthinker.com/printpage/?url=http://www.americanthinker.com/2008/10/this_could_be_the_game_changer.html

...
THIS IS THE ATTORNEY WHO FILED A LAWSUIT AGAINST OBAMA FOR BEING INELIGIBLE TO BE PRESIDENT.  IT'S VERY INFORMATIVE.  EVERYONE SHOULD SEE IT.  OBAMA STILL HASN'T PRODUCED A LEGITIMATE BIRTH CERTIFICATE.  HIS KENYAN RELATIVES SAY HE WAS BORN IN KENYA.

WE CAN'T ALLOW THIS LYING, CHEATING, THIEVING, FRAUD TO TAKEOVER OUR COUNTRY.

 

McCAIN-PALIN 2008 and HILLARY-ANYBODY 2012

If it is true, then it

If it is true, then it would be great if obama were found ineligible for the presidency.

The thing that has me down is the fact that so many think his policies make sense. 

"This
liberal would be all about socialize -- uh, uh, would be about
basically taking over and the government running all of your companies."-Maxine Waters 2008

Caption

"Then God said, 'Let there be light,' and there was light."

And Chairman...

And Chairman MaoBama said, "let there be low carbon light." And Compact Florescent Light Bulbs became the law of the land. And Mother Gaia saw that it was good.

Quote from, "The History of the United Socialist States of America for Reeducation Camps" by Prefect of Reeducation William Ayers. 2014

Obama tries to touch the white hot rage

  Obama tries to touch the white hot rage he is creating in the people that love the United States. 

Sincerely,

a Veteran of a 1000 psychic wars.

Sorry in advance for this, it just hit me...

"More than the messiah... he is Gods Proctologist!"

Obama is Islam's Puppet

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To see a Radical Islamic Militant like Farrakhan call Obama
the Messiah paints a very dim future for America.  You are about to witness massive voter
fraud.  Our country is being overrun by
terrorist supporters like this and the change you will get will not resemble
Obama’s message. 

 

Obama is a puppet in the hands of Islam. Some else will be
pulling his strings.  I am just curious
as to why W’s faith was so scary and Obama’s faith seems so tame to the
Liberals?

Topping Al Gore.

"And now behold my latest creation ... the Sun!"

Catch a falling star

Catch a falling star an’ put it in your pocket
Never let it fade away
Catch a falling star an’ put it in your pocket
Save it for a rainy day

Obama: My job is above my pay grade

Messiah

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  • And the One*
    says "Let there be light."

 

 

"One"
here was coined by Oprah (not during one of her altered state
of consciousness where new age gurus lead her on-line audience through
meditations thinking deeply about monistic aspects of Eastern thought and - in contradiction
to the worldview they are espousing -- "themselves")...

 

...furthered
by Farrakhan, who believes Obama may be the messiah (not, apparently, 
revealed by a trip on a UFO to a man-made planet where Allah - AKA Wallace D.
Fard - told him this truth.  At least this hasn't been made public if it
did happen... again.)

.

He is Great!

Al Gore might have the internet, but this baby is all MINE!

Waiting for the mushroom cloud

When asked about the importance of keeping nuclear weapons out of the hands of terrorists and the significance of Iran's renewed nuclear fuel production, Obama remarked "Iran is not producing fuel for use in nuclear weapons. I talked to the Iranian President and he assured me that they are producing fuel merely for peaceful uses. Hay! What was that? Did anyone else just see a bright flash of light over on the horizon?"

Obama: My job is above my pay grade

Shine a light on that SOB!

Go to hell barack

The Barack Obama Doctrine

Who can take a sunrise,
Sprinkle it with dew?
Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two
The candyman, the candyman can,
The candyman can 'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the world taste good

now that line about "cover

now that line about "cover it in chocolate" will probably be considered racial code words you might want to change to some racial neutral candy

 The NEW LAST SUPPER

Use Libspeak

That's right, the line should read: "cover it with mocha." After all, we don't want Sammy Davis Jr. accused of racism.

Obama: My job is above my pay grade

Y'all are correct. I live

Y'all are correct. I live next door to Mayor Willy-Wonka Nagin's chocolate city

Knowing that "Black

Knowing that "Black Holes"  are not an acceptable term in the brave new world, Obama has created a "White Hole"

 

The New Last Supper

A riddle...

OK, how many Democratic presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

*****

"People only insist that a debate stop when they are afraid of what might be learned if it continues." - George Will 

I'm crushing your head. 

I'm crushing your head.  I'm crushing your head. 

"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." -Ronald Reagan

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Halo Effect

Chris Matthews: Even his boogers are divine.

"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." -Ronald Reagan

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»→ Caption

And the Light shined in darkness, and the darkness comprehended it not.

LYDSEXICS UNTIE!

The lamps are going out all over [America]

The lamps are going out all over [America] and I doubt we will see them go on again in our lifetime.* 

-What I will be thinking January 20, 2009, should Barack Hussein Obama actually be sworn in as the next, and very possibly the last, as I seet in, anyway, POTUS.

*Based on a quote attributed to Sir Edward Grey, 1st Viscount of Fallodon, on the eve of the First World War.

-Dave

Barrack Hussein Obama must be defeated.

Wow thats hot! Iam so great

Wow thats hot! or Iam so great that I can touch the sun or Walk on water lets see your other messiah do this!

Obama and The Sun Caption Contest

Get down from there - I didn't give you permission to rise just yet !