Weekend Captionfest


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Sen. Joe Biden speaks to Gov. Sarah Palin after their VP debate in St. Louis, Missouri, October 2, 2008. (AP Photo/Don Emmert)


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Biden To Sarah

"Baby, you make me wish I was a Republican!"

"I really like you..."

"Can I be your friend?"

Hey Joe I see the plugs......

up front but what's up with the back of your noggin there? Oh Joe by the way, you are so full of crap!

 

 

No way! No how! Nobama! Keep the change! ...Sen. Clinton

Biden

"I haven't seen anything this pretty since I saw the podcast of FDR gaving the Getteysburgh Address with his wife, Pamela Anderson, at his side, I'll tell ya..." 

"Thank you for your number,

"Thank you for your number, Senator.  I'll, uh, have my people call your people . . ."

 

How many of Biden's 20 gaffes and lies do you think the MSM will cover?  I say two, tops.

EDIT: The count is now 22.

The Future

Biden:  If McCain wins, would you put in a good word for me as Secretary of State.

Say it aint so Joe

She set him up for that perfectly, by asking can I call you Joe from the outset.  Bet he did know what that exchange would lead to, the best line of debate. She played him every step of the way.

She Totally Played Him

If you look at the transcript, there were only two times she called him Joe. The first time was when she asked him if she could call him Joe and the second time when she said, "Say it ain't so Joe."  The rest of the time she called him Senator Biden.

Biden:

"Baby, I must say, you're so bright and articulate and clean."

Thank you, Sarah

Biden:  "Thank you,  from the bottom of my heart, for not completely skewering me".

 

Thank you, Mr Biden

Palin:  "Thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for not completely skewering me".

heh

you must not have seen the debate.

sf... Oh good ol' abp is

sf...

Oh good ol' abp is just a trollin'...as usual...doggone it...

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

double heh

I guess they have to make themselves feel better somehow or another.

I had this picture

I had this picture in my head of you running me through.

"Say it ain't so Joe".

Can you please...

"Can you please say "Drill, baby, drill" to me again?"

"Modern man is staggering and losing his balance because he is being pelted with little pieces of alleged fact which are native to the newspapers; and, if they turn out not to be facts, that is still more native to newspapers." -GKC

You know...

Biden: "you know, *sniff* being a single parent is just so hard"

Palin: "Aww Joe, come here it's ok...."

 

 

"We will not tire, We will no falter, We will not fail." President George W. Bush, October 26, 2001

or . . .

SP - "yes Joe, but millions of women handle it pretty well."

Biden:Don't look now but I

Biden:Don't look now but I just sabotaged Newsbusters live chat.

If I wasn't

If I wasn't married...


It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.

Robert Anton

Geez Sarah, You really did spit in your hand!

before you shook mine!

CLIMATE CRISIS

IranianUranium

Sarah . . .

I bet you didn't know that I was fired on in Iraq, Afghanistan, and the Duchy of Grand Fenwick.

 

The Mouse that Roared

"...Duchy of Grand Fenwick."

Brilliant!

Although Biden may have been referring to shopping at a 7-11 in Fenwick Island, Del. 

*****

"People only insist that a debate stop when they are afraid of what might be learned if it continues." - George Will 

Biden The mouse that bored...

My politics hating wife couldn't take any more of Biden's gasbaggery about half way into the debate.

He looks pretty excited in that picture though...

Palin "Now Joe...ya know just because they're callin' me a MILF doesn't mean ya get ta start gettin' fresh with me and all..." 

 

 

Biden: I'll get you at the

Biden: I'll get you at the next debate.

Palin: In your dreams, pal, in your dreams!

"Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house." Acts 16:31

..."Was it as good for

..."Was it as good for you...as it was for me?"...

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

NB Staff

You guys are so much fun at NB................

Biden: "Baby, I just what you to know how sexy you are and I love the little wink"

Palin: "Baby, I've got chunks bigger then you in my stool"!!

Love Palin, she kicked ass

MOM

"I'm wearing my wife's

"I'm wearing my wife's underwear."

Biden: "If you don't say

Biden: "If you don't say anything about my weird alien eyes I won't mention that hair in your eye at the beginning".

The answer to terrorism IS war. Next Please!

Sarah

Sarah played Joe like a violin.

 I kept trying to give a head shake to help get that hair out of her eye.

Joe looked sad and crankey all night. The only way that Dems can say that Joe did well is to ignore the false stories he mixed in with the truth. He sure was re-writing history to fit the Obama narrative.

Gwen Ifill did OK as a moderator. I think that she had to prove that she was a professional and did for the most part.

"Joe looked sad and crankey

"Joe looked sad and crankey all night."

Botulism toxin(Botox) will do that to you.

Captionfest

"I've got some Viagra in my hotel room."

»→ No, Senator

No senator, If you were a man I'd kick your butt. 

We kicked Hezbollah out of Lebanon - Joe Biden

Whadya say

we go up to Hooters and do some tequila shots.

Captionfest

"Clarify for me again ... is Alaska the 57th or 58th state?"

Off the hook

SP  "I let you off the hook Senator.  When you mentioned one of the first things Obama did when he got to the Senate was reaching across the aisle to work on something with Dick Lugar I didn't jump in fast enough.  You and I both know the first thing Obama did when he got to the Senate was start running for President!  You got a pass Joe."

Hmmmm

..... are those REAL? (:^O

 

 


"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it"-Aristotle

Is that moose I smell?

I got a stock tip for you

We're taking this country for a wild ride into socialism.... better dump your stocks now.

NBF... I just got a trade

NBF...

I just got a trade alert... something about buying into something called "The Red Army Investment Fund". You even get a little red book for free if you buy over 10,000 shares. Cool huh?

Insane Results From Palin/Biden Debate covers the great eyelash controversy!

 

 

Making Fun of AGW http://giovanniworld.wordpress.com/  

"am i still standing?!"

sarah palin: "wow, cramming really does work. i didn't fall flat on my face. instead of getting an 'F', my performance was worth a 'C+'. thank goodness that's good enough for almost half of america. this "have-such-low-expectations-that-people-are-just-glad-i-didn't-foul-up" plan was brilliant. >wink<

ABP,

You are a truly sad person, aren't you?  

"This
liberal would be all about socialize -- uh, uh, would be about
basically taking over and the government running all of your companies."-Maxine Waters 2008

nope

i'm actually a very happy person.

truly.

i find it interesting that since palin didn't fall flat on her face, it was a victory gosh darnit.

i wouldn't let joe six-pack perform surgery on any family members or myself. i wouldn't let joe six-pack do my accounting. why the heck would i want joe six-pack to be 2nd in command, don't cha know?

i was actually quite impressed with FOX online. TWO - count 'em, TWO commentaries were very clear to articulate the disaster that is palin. internationally, the consensus is clear: palin is — at best — slowly dragging mccain's campaign down. and i haven't even tapped the opinions of america's 'liberal elite' media. you don't want to hear their take on palin.

now. if i were a conservative, i would be sad. i'd probably be mad, too. because i'd think that my party (mccain?) totally messed up choosing palin, gosh darn. look at all this time and energy spent on palin, while the focus is off obama. debating whether palin is a total disaster or holding her own... well, the conservative party did you conservatives wrong with palin. it is truly sad.   

That PDS is some bad stuff, evidently.

A few things:

1) The vote isn't held "internationally," though Obama's mindset is that he should be President of Earth.

2) With regard to liberal media "elites," no, we're not particularly interested in their opinions, since they're poorly grounded.

3) The G.O.P. ceased being a "conservative party" awhile back.  It is home for conservatives for lack of a better residence.

4) Biden should be remarkably embarrassed at his performance.  He made it clear why he wasn't qualified to be even the Democrat nominee in 1988, much less in 2008.  Where else in the Constitution is the Vice-Presidency discussed, by the way?

--Mike 

www.thebrattonreport...

its best not to underestimate the importance of americas friends

whether you care to admit it or not, people beyond your borders not only have an opinion on this election but are affected AND can affect the US. since the US is running a massive trade deficit and since the US is hemorrhaging money due to the financial sector (and other reasons) and since the US really needs its friends in the war on terror on 2, no now 3 fronts, perhaps it would be wise for america to look up and ask those around them, "what do you think"?

i know america is used to having all the answers but perhaps a different perspective (or two) could help. america doesn't have to DO exactly what others say, but to listen can't be a bad thing. its what friends do all the time.

or i guess, america can continue thinking it is always number one and always right and telling everyone else to get bent. its worked so far, eh? 

its best not to underestimate the importance of americas friends

Do you count amongst America's friends the 50% of the total world population that America feeds? What about the 100% of the countries of the world who receive free aid from America, do you count them? It looks to me you only count those who whine and want to murder their neighbors and their own peoples without interference as the ones we should respect. Perhaps America would gain your respect if we stopped wasting our money on foreigners.

D

Keep the ILLEGALS out, join NumbersUSA to send free faxes to your reps.

oh stop, you're embarrassing yourself.

if you think for a second that america is this boundless charity and 100% of the world feeds off america, you need to dust off your passport and have a look around.

while its true america is a generous contributor to charities around the world LIKE ANY OTHER first-world nation, america leads the world in the TAKING department.

and AID based on percent of GNI, the US ranks 22nd.

Quality-adjusted aid and charitable giving/GDP (%)

the US ranks 20th just behind spain and greece.

have a look for yourself. 

http://www.globalissues.org/article/35/us-and-foreign-aid-assistance 

i'd love to see some sources for your statistics. but wipe the poo of them before you present them.

Feel free to supply your

Feel free to supply your statistics backing up how the USA leads the world in TAKING, whatever that means.

Since statistics are pliable for almost any argument, I can easily put forth the argument that the USA, although 7th in the world in GNI, are by far the largest contributor to charities in the world, donating over 22.3% of worldwide contributions. Deutschland (your home, unless my memory is faulty), on the other hand, gave only 11% of the worldwide contributions.

Your link also blames the EU for being deficient in their promises, so you might want to stop waving your poo-stick around here.

no argument on charitable americans

but don't confuse committing internationally and committing nationally. a country that has so much wealth, and yet a lower level of government programmes to assist less fortunate americans SHOULD have higher levels of charity. what many governments do in 1st world nations, americans are obligated to volunteer in the form of "charities". what is welfare in one country is a "charity case" in america. so don't pat yourself on the back too hard. 

your stat is accurate on being 7th in GNI, in 2006.

i was using the most recent stats, for 2007.

the 'TAKING' i am referring to, is the taking of resources, which are fundamentally the real currency of the planet, not the US dollar. resources are the most valuable commodities to us all. some are renewable; some are not. but there is no argument that the US consumes a disproportionate amount.

oh and no, i'm not german or european, for that matter... but 17 european countries and my homeland all ranked higher for the Net ODA in 2007 as percent of GNI, than the US. see for yourself:

http://www.globalissues.org/article/35/us-and-foreign-aid-assistance 

oh and no, i'm not german or european

Perhaps not, but euroweenie either way.

"Modern man is staggering and losing his balance because he is being pelted with little pieces of alleged fact which are native to the newspapers; and, if they turn out not to be facts, that is still more native to newspapers." -GKC

Oh I better listen to this

Oh I better listen to this socialist who knows so much more than us dumb Americans.

I laugh at you because I can TAKE more "currency of the planet" than you, and I will continue TAKING more. Whine to someone who cares.

 

"I don't have time for this. You all can continue your co-dependency posts and make yourselves feel all chummy... Frankly, you all don't represent where America is going and you might as well get used to it."

--The Dooper

Like I said, I used your

Like I said, I used your same statistics to show that the US does their fair share.

I also do not see where your comment but don't confuse committing internationally and committing nationally... has to do your claims, aside, except for this rather stupid belief that it is our duty to gleefully (albeit forcibly) redistribute our wealth around the world to conform with your socialist idealogy. You are free to keep on dreaming that it is the responsibility for the USA to be the nanny for the world, and I will keep laughing, knowing that you resent us so much for being better than you.

 

wha? you weren't listening, were you?

but with that, i'll give you the last word. nuff said.

Sure, I was

Sure, I was listening.

Sorry if you are finding few here buying into your socialist bullcrap.

 

it's so much more entertaining...

MB,

To read your comments as if you were talking like Donald Duck. You've got talent, correct? Could you put up a donald duck demo on your website? It would be awesome! Carry on, my fine feathered friend...

 

Übercon

Internationally? Where are

Internationally? Where are you reporting from Beauty?

La la land....obviously

Where all hats are tinfoil and the One is a God! 

David Gregory, do you know which damn network you lie for? ~ Uncle Jimbo, @Blackfive

 

snore....

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(i'm sure conservatives are funny... somewhere). 

»→ abp

You spelled "z" wrong.  

"John McCain has not talked about my Muslim Faith" - Barack Hussein Obama

It must be the European

It must be the European spelling, Cool.

 

happy, maybe...

Beauty, however, is in the eye of the beholder.

Frankly, I don't see it.......

 

"I might be movin' to Montana soon..." - FZ

How on earth

did our founding fathers establish this country without having Harvard to attend? (Or be fraudulently admitted to)

Obama's brain on drugs

i find it interesting that since palin didn't fall flat on her face, it was a victory gosh darnit.

i wouldn't let joe six-pack perform surgery on any family members or
myself. i wouldn't let joe six-pack do my accounting. why the heck
would i want joe six-pack to be 2nd in command, don't cha know?

Instead, you want a person (who didn't fall flat on his face, a victory), rejected by his own parents as worthless, who needed Affirmative Action to get through school, brain damaged by drug use, beholden to criminals and socialists, to lead this country. Smart choice.

D

 

Keep the ILLEGALS out, join NumbersUSA to send free faxes to your reps.

Ummm...

"I wouldn't let joe six-pack perform surgery on any family members or myself. i wouldn't let joe six-pack do my accounting. why the heck would i want joe six-pack to be 2nd in command, don't cha know?"

The liberal elitists sicken me...

"ALL ANIMALS ARE EQUAL, BUT SOME ANIMALS ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS." - Animal Farm, George Orwell

Figure it out, Libs.

Geezus! ROFLMAO!

Geezus! ROFLMAO!

I can say anything I want

Joe: I can say anything I want and the MSM will never call me on it. That's how I tried to set my traps for you. I guess you didn't stumble and falter on my fictitious answers.

 

 

Captionfest

"Is dressing a moose like dressing in drag? ... I might like to try that."

Hey sweetie...

"Just heard you're gross family income last year was a paltry $170,000?!? If you get elected and come to D.C., you can triple that in a week with the right friends, especially if you switch to Democrat!"

ok...

"slurrrrrp"

 i'm sorry.

Governor, you are even more

Governor, you are even more clean and articulate than that other guy!

Sarah, be honest, do I feel

Sarah, be honest, do I feel "crisper" to you?

Captionfest

"If you take those sexy glasses off, do you think you would find me appealing?'

This caption FTW!! "Speak

This caption FTW!!

"Speak not in the ears of a fool: for he will despise the wisdom of thy words." Proverbs 23:9

Captionfest

"Moment of truth. When Barry is talking about change and being dependable,
that is a code message to the Secret Service about my incontinence
."

Ummm...Sen. Biden...

I don't believe that's a pen you're trying to hand me...

Ster.

That is funny...

on just too many levels!

Ummm...Sen. Biden...

...Is that a ball-point or a felt-tip pen you are trying to give me???

Ster.

Ummm....Sen. Biden

The spring is sprung and the ink is gone. :)

"This
liberal would be all about socialize -- uh, uh, would be about
basically taking over and the government running all of your companies."-Maxine Waters 2008

RT!!!

LOL!!!

Ster.

I have two very rare photographs.
One is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his car.
The other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwell beating up a child.
-- Steven Wright

 

TheSter

We'll go halfsies on this laugh. You set it up, I knocked it down. :) 

"This
liberal would be all about socialize -- uh, uh, would be about
basically taking over and the government running all of your companies."-Maxine Waters 2008

Captionfest

"Howdy, Grandpa ... oh, sorry... Hello, Senator Biden."

Captionfest

"I can be charitable. There's something that I want
to give you ... and its not a pen
!"

OH!

OH! That little pencil?

MSM pals

Biden: "The MSM has my back. Who's got yours, babe?"

 

Side note to all: We went to see "An American Carol" and it was practically hilarious from start to finish!  Jon Voight was incredible as George Washington.

Hey Sara

Did you hear the one about those "Bosniacks" over in Bosnia who  helped chase Hezbollah out of Lebenon?

Ah, Joe? I think you mean to say Bosnians?

Actually, I believe the

Actually, I believe the term Bosniak refers to Bosnian Muslims. I doubt Biden knew that and made another gaffe, but the term does exist. Too bad it wasn't niggardly or maccacca.

 

Biden whispers softly...

"Your looks, my intellect...we could rule the world."

Sarah says,"My whip, your ass...I could show you who rules your world."

A wink and a smile...she leaves him whimpering for more...!!!

Ubercon

It's true what they say

It's true what they say about you Joe after decades in the Senate you are a very experienced bull$hiter, I mean debater. ;~)

Botox Don't Work

I've been Botoxing everythingto take out the wrinkles but it don't do a damm thing for the "little senator". 

"If you want to save the world you must be willing to make others sacrifice" ....Dogbert the green consultant

Yes, but

Have you tried it with a magazine?

~catbert 

David Gregory, do you know which damn network you lie for? ~ Uncle Jimbo, @Blackfive

 

Botox

OH, ha ha ha ha ha ha I needed this. That is funnee.

C'mon, Joe... just a little

C'mon, Joe... just a little peck on the cheek.  You know you want to! 

 

 

 

We decide which is right... and which is an illusion.  (Moody Blues)

WOW !!!!!!!!!! Don't buy the MSM B.S. !!!

69.9 MILLION VIEWERS !!!!!!!

Second ALL TIME in ratings for debates -- P and VP !!!

Case closed, ladies and gentleman. This is the Palin Factor, period.

Let her loose, and go directly to the people. Bypass the wretched news media that begs for her to just stay marginal.

The MSM can spin and twist and scramble all they want, trying to minimize her home-run performance last night. All their B-f'ing-S that Palin is only the VP, that this will be forgotten, that it's still McCain who needs to win over voters, is just that. We all know it, of course.

The corrupt mainstream media is relentless, but we can take heart that it probably is not working. This country is still fascinated by this woman, and she put on quite a show on the biggest stage!

- - - - - - 

An aside: thanks to everyone that PM'ed me back about my exciting Shy news, and when I have a moment I will respond to each one of you! :)

 

NOW PLAYING:
Governor Palin Get Your Gun

 

Mr. Shy,

Gotta call you Mr. now. :). You hit it on the head here. The handlers have to let her go. And, to hell with the polls. The only one that matters is on Nov. 4th. The people who are voting McCain/Palin ain't answering no stinkin' polls. 

"This
liberal would be all about socialize -- uh, uh, would be about
basically taking over and the government running all of your companies."-Maxine Waters 2008

The hubby and I no longer

The hubby and I no longer watch MSNBC(even though we met in their chat room during '00 election) due to them going so far to the left, they've fallen off the planet.  But, I had to click over to the station just to see what they were doing.  You KNOW Palin kicked butt when Olberman popped up on the screen, and looked like his head was about to pop like a zit.  Then about 5 minutes after the debate ended, Andrea Mitchell comes on and they start their usual, "impromptu" chit-chatting; however, they barely touch on the debate that just happened, and start talking about next week's Presidential Debate.   When the Dems. can't even talk about a debate is when you know the "Barracuda" chewed up some hiney, spit it out and then kicked it back to Delaware.

V.P. debate

paulejb

If Sarah Palin had made as many gaffes as old Joe

she would be on her way back to Alaska today.

 BOSNIAKS FOR OBAMA-BIDEN

"Sarah, shall I compare thee

"Sarah, shall I compare thee to a summer's day. Thou art more lovely and more temperate... I wrote that just for you dollface. Whaddya think?"

Vote 4 change. Vote 4 anything. See Jack & Mr Shy's first campaign ad for the ONLY viable 3rd party candidate.

Why William

Why William, that is a wonderful sonnett, who did you "borrow" it from?

Biden to Sarah

Like I said before, it gets great gas mileage, an old lady used to drive it and in mint condition.  I'll tell you what though, since you kicked my butt in this debate, I'll throw in some extra tires...

 

So, umm Governor, how about a little post-debate cocktail?

I mean, I can show you my denture collection.  :-)

-Dave

Palin/Anybody other than McPork in '08


Biden, you touch me and I'll

Biden, you touch me and I'll have tiny and the twins bronzed and on the mantle in my den next to the other skunk I bagged last week.

Tiny and the Twins

coco...

ROFLMAO!!!!

That is the winner of a post for the Caption-fest for me!

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

The democrats have a severe

The democrats have a severe problem. Gov Palin is a real christian, a real woman and she has real class. As we used to say- pure D class. They have no idea how to handle her, everything they try backfires on them. I identify with her because I am a fellow hick.

So am I cocodrie...so am

So am I cocodrie...so am I.

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

Really?

Stop the presses!

Hey az...ever get that one

Hey az...ever get that one snaggled-front-tooth you have left fixed?

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

Boo-ya!

Touché

Long time, no see... How's

Long time, no see...

How's that 101st Key-Board Brigade going for ya?

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

I second that laugh.  I

I second that laugh.  I will have to remember that one.  Tiny and the twins...Heehee!

Okay, is it okay for a girl to laugh at that? 

Kiki B.

Senator, is that Delaware in

Senator, is that Delaware in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? 

*****

"People only insist that a debate stop when they are afraid of what might be learned if it continues." - George Will 

Welcome To Home Depot

May I show you our new oak veneer kichen tables?

Pssst... Sarah. Bill told me

Pssst... Sarah. Bill told me to slip you his room key. He says yer hoooooot.

Sarah can

Sarah can you get me off the hook on this one, for old times sake?

 

From the Godfather.. Abe Vigoda

Wish

Bill Clinton wish Hillary would be the V.P to take the stage and congratulate Sarah. BTW I would like to meet her too.

Obama: "No, if we're going to ask questions about who is promulgating negative ads that are completely unrelated to the issues at hand, I think I win that contest pretty handily"

Palin to Biden:

You call that a debate?? Get your buddy obama on the stage with me and I'll show you a DEBATE!

Now, get your BIG GOV'MNT out of my way!!!

Hey There Mister!!!

KEEP THOSE HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE'EM!!!

A Moose is not the only thing I can Field Dress!!!!

All-righty then!!  <snip>

Ster.

Caption

B: Did I hear you right? Did you really call me Senator Obiden? Not cool, not cool at all.

P: Consider yourself lucky. I had promised John that, during my closing statement, I would walk over to you, snatch your heart out of your chest and take a bite out of it while you were still standing.

 

(I'm voting for the hot chick)

"I wanna feel your

"I wanna feel your butt."

"Say it ain't so, Joe, there you go again."

Sen. Biden tells Gov. Palin....

 

Palin: You're it.
Biden: You're it.
Palin: You're it, quitsies!
Biden: Anti-quitsies, you're it, quitsies, no anti-quitsies, no startsies!
Palin: You can't do that!
Biden: Can too!
Palin: Cannot, stamp it!
Biden: Can too, double stamp it, no erasies!
Palin: Cannot, triple stamp, no erasies, Touch blue make it true.
Biden: No, you can't do that... you can't triple stamp a double stamp, you can't triple stamp a double stamp! Palin!
Palin: [hands over ears] LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Biden: Palin! Palin! Palin!

what?

dude, you are killing us here! what!!??

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

Very funny

It's late, tell the kids g,night. 

 

"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg

Biden to Sarah

You know, I'm a Klingon in real life. 

Would you like to go for a cruise in my War Bird after the debate...I'll even turn the cloak on.

 

Jo Jo

Oh Joe, just an inch closer and I will "feel your pain". He He

Lookout, Joe

Just a hint, Joe...if you see a red dot on your chest, don't move!

LOL Amanda.

-Dave

Palin/Anybody other than McPork in '08


Cold,,,,, geez

The word Conscious mean anything to you : ]

"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg

Senator Obiden, you touch

Senator Obiden, you touch me there again, and I'll ______ your _______.  :-)

-Dave

Palin/Anybody other than McPork in '08


Finally, Justice

OJ guilty on all 12 counts!! Thirteen years to the day of that travesty of justice in LA. The guy was my boyhood hero. I hope they put him away for life. Sentencing date is Dec. 5.

So, The Juice finally gets squeezed.

Bout time.

Guess its a different story when Johnny Cochran isn't in front of a brain-dead jury chanting, "If the glove don't fit, you must acquit."

-Dave

If this nation is to be saved, it will be libertarian principles that save it.


slow night? look at the time stamps, wow

"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg

I dont care

I still aint going to bed 

 

"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg

gc, given the unfortunate events of yesterday...

...I am guessing many are asleep, only to awake with a major hangover in a few hours.

Either that, or they are busy packing for the Caymans. 

-Dave

If this nation is to be saved, it will be libertarian principles that save it.


Right you are Dave

But this time I aint going,,,, 2 Hurricane evacs , have worn me out. Caymans?, Yea,, sounds good to me. 

 

"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg

Dave,

The Caymans sound good. Lot's of opportunities to BBQ there. And lots of time for beer. Bring the pit, I'll bring the sattellite, we'll pitch in for meat, beer, and NFL Ticket, and we'll be set. All NB'ers welcome (except for the trolls, and we know who you are).

"This
liberal would be all about socialize -- uh, uh, would be about
basically taking over and the government running all of your companies."-Maxine Waters 2008

Vegas Baby

Despite the libertine image Las Vegas is filled to the brim with churches (especially Mormon ones) and is known for its small s conservative stands on both social and economic issues.

There was no way a Las Vegas judge and jury was going to let OJ walk.

First of all he pulled his crap at Palace Station, which is just off the strip on Sahara Drive and well known for particularly tight security including cameras and personnel. Most of what he did was captured on video.

Secondly there was no allowance of the race card on the part of  the judge. The jury happened to be all white and when the defense attorny tried to pull the race card the judge ( a tough woman) shoved the card back in the deck.

OJ is not only a murderer, but an idiot as well. He was clearly guilty of these particular crimes. No cops tampered with evidence, no DAs tried to make political capital out of the case. It was a simple open and shut affair. What happened in Vegas stayed in Vegas!

BTW Dave:

"If this nation is to be saved, it will be libertarian principles that save it."

A great and truthful mantra. I have officially joined the Nevada Libertarian party. Government that governs least governs best my friend.

 

Palin warning Joe

"You touch me again like that, Joe, and I'll do that Jesse Jackson thing to your 'you-know-what' and feed it to my pet polar bear."

Once Biden, twice shy babe!

Once Biden, twice shy babe!

I can just hear Old Joe

I can just hear Old Joe saying to her..."you think we have had our attack dogs out after you, you haven't seen anything yet baby."

Biden:

"That was a wunnerful debate.  Would you care for a glass of sham-pan-ya?"

--Mike 

www.thebrattonreport...

 

Mother

Do I what?

Not with you for sure, Joe! But I can tell ya Todd does, bring your mother next time!

Want me to show you some tricks I learned in prison?

or

I'm gonna be your everythaaaannng man!!

Jeff Lebowski

www.angrywhitedude.c...

Jeff, I looked at the videos

Jeff, I looked at the videos on angrywhitedude.com.  They were extremely disturbing.  This must be what Obama's talking about when he wants more funding for public education(his response to what he might sacrifice to solve the budget deficit) and to have 0-5 yo education.  You have a baby, then put them into my public indoctrination camp.  Very, very scary.  I truly believe Obama is an out and out Communist, not just a Socialist, and I believe he also believes that he is Messianic.  Where are the men in the little, white jackets with a nice jacket for The Obamassiah to put on?  Shoot!   They would even wrap the arms of the jacket around The One so he could hug himself.  While I'm talking to them, could they please bring a few extra jackets?  We need one for Olberman, Cafferty,  Matthews, etc.

Tomnikki, I agree about the Dear Leader Obama..scary!

It is amazing how people are willing to overlook or ignore what most of us find terrifying about this guy.  He is friends with white hating preachers, mobsters, communists and terrorists!  God help us all.

Jeff Lebowski

www.angrywhitedude.c...

Save me

I am requesting asylum from the Liberloons.

Nothing but praise

"You were awesome.  Can I be your vice president?"

Biden to Palin:

"I'll go moose hunting with you any time."

Sarah..

"Governor, you'd make a better VP than me"

The winner.

Wish I'd thought of that one.

C'mon Joe .

Go F.....k yourself Joe, you do that so Well . .  

Pussycat Doll

Palin: "Don't you wish your girlfriends were HOT like me?!"

Palin to Biden: "Your boy Matthews must be gay since I give every straight man in America a thrill up his leg!" 

Captionfest

"Bill Clinton told me to ask you to meet him in the hotel across the street in room 38D . . . "

V P Debate

  Biden has 35+ years in national government.  Sarah has 35 days.  She did quite well.   If that were reversed........ Who would be the winner if Sarah had 365 times as much experience as Biden?

Biden's 35 +

Biden's had 35 + yrs being wrong about almost everything, even when pagiarizing from other wrong people.

Sarah's been wrong a couple of times (all on her own) in 35 days (according to your calcs).

I'll tke the pretty lady from AK over Joe Hair Plug from the Washington Inner Circle of Continued Failure..

Cologne

OLD SPICE!  Joe, you dinosaur!

Biden their time.

Biden, "Quite frankly ... it (Hillary) might have been a better pick."

Governor..

Pull my finger to hear my thoughts.

Joe can sing.

You don't have to say you love me
Just be close at hand
You don't have to stay forever
I will understand
Believe me, believe me
I can't help I love you
But believe me, I'll never tie you down

I wonder...

Biden: "I wonder what snarky comment abeautifulperson will make about you today, Mrs. Palin?"

Palin: "It doesn't matter, Mr. Biden, as we all know that those comments are just posted due to sexual frustration."

Obama: My job is above my pay grade

haha that's good

all the pro-palin comments are hilarious. anti-palin comments are pure sexually frustrated snark. is that the best you can do, cobraboy?

 

Clinton/Biden 2012

"We al know that Obama is going to lose this election," Senator Biden remarks to Governor Palin after the Vice Presidential debate, "What do you think about Palin/Biden in 2012?"

Obama: My job is above my pay grade

You Can Call Me Joe...

If I Can Rub Noses With You, Sarah.  That's the appropriate greeting for someone from your neighborhood, isn't it?

Sarah...

you think SNL making a joke about Todd and incest was bad??? wait till moveon.org really gets going...

 

hey now

were you winking at me? you kept winking. that was for me, right?

LOl..my husband and his

LOl..my husband and his best friend are still arguing about who she was really winking at...

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

She was

 She was winking at me!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Obama: "No, if we're going to ask questions about who is promulgating negative ads that are completely unrelated to the issues at hand, I think I win that contest pretty handily"