Although this thread is dedicated to today's NFL lineup, we certainly can talk about some of yesterday's surprising upsets in college football...even if it does stir up some trouble. :-)
That said, last week's introductory Pigskins and Politics column by Joe Concha was very well-received.
As such, below the fold are Joe's views on last week's surprises, as well as a preview of today's festivities. Enjoy:
Pigskins and Politics: Week 4 Preview
Joe Concha
The 2008 NFL season has had the kind of unpredictability reserved for your average Presidential race. In our let's-go-back-in-time segment, imagine if I told you the following three weeks ago:
- The Dolphins would beat the Pats by more than three touchdowns in New England without Chad Pennington throwing a TD pass.
- The Chargers would be considered the best team in the AFC...at 1-2.
- The Bills would be 3-0 and wear three different uniforms in the process.
- The Rams would be 0-3 and be on track to be the worst team of all-time.
- Vince Young would contemplate retirement.
- John Carney, who should be contemplating retirement at 44, is leading the league in scoring.
- There would only be 2,479 jokes about new Miami coach Tony Sparano and James Gandolfini and/or Paulie Walnuts.
- Keith Olbermann and Matt (31-84) Millen would be fired in the same month. The shame for football fans is that the firing was from Keith's anchoring duties of debate and election-night coverage on MSNBC and not from NBC's Football Night in America pre-game show (which now has a larger cast than any offense in football).
"I'm actually going to be on more than I was previously and I can say what I think, explained Olbermann, who seems to forget that saying what he thought even when being an objective anchor kicked him down the a few flights of stairs on the MSNBC food chain. Olbermann continues, "Rather than sitting there saying, 'now here's more from such and sum over there.' Basically I can sit there and between appearances eat ice cream."Eating ice cream appears to be a daily part of KO's diet. On air, between the orange makeup and stealing Ashleigh Banfield's glasses, Keith looks fairly fit for a guy who will be turning 50 in a few months. But various sources tell me he should be covering the NHL instead of the NFL, only because his body is roughly the size and shape of the Stanley Cup.
Speaking of orange, good to see Denver wear their orange duds last week. But without the royal blue helmet with the "D" on it and the roller derby numbers on the newer version instead of those classic solid block numbers, talking about them becomes like that conversation between Sharon Stone and Michael Douglas in Basic Instinct:
Catherine Tramell (Stone): Do you have any coke? I just love coke with Jack Daniels.Just call what Denver wore last week the Pepsi uniforms. They're really not the same thing, are they? And the crime happened just a few blocks from the Pepsi Center.
Nick Curran (Douglas): I have a Pepsi in the fridge.
Catherine Tramell: But it's not really the same thing. Now, is it?
Nick Curran: No, it's not.
Who knew that Tom Coughlin and Sarah Palin had so much in common? She cleans house within her own party in Alaska; he cleans house within his own team.
First Tiki retires, and let's just say Coughlin wasn't drunk dialing Barber at the Today show when they were 0-2 last year begging him to come back.
Then Shockey, the purported heart and soul of the team, gets hurt toward the end of last season. And I don't know if you heard, they won the whole damn thing without him. Now Jeremy is in a familiar place (not playing while recovering from injury) in New Orleans while the Giants are off to their best start since George H.W. Bush was President.
And then to top it all off, Plaxico Burress, always a pain-in-the-ass everywhere he's played, is suspended for a game and fined six figures for missing practice and not telling anyone.
If only they can fine members of Congress the same amount each time they vote "present". Let's just say that Obama, Barack wouldn't exactly be a first round pick in most fantasy football leagues, but they could bring him in to do the postgame speech where he can pick out everything that went wrong without offering any real gameplan for fixing the problem.
So we're used to seeing all of these sports reporters pontificate about everything and anything on ESPN, because, you know, they have their noses to the grindstone on the pulse of certain teams and their fans. But it seems the whole "reporter" part of the equation is no longer part of the prerequisites to be a certified blowhard on the Worldwide Leader in Sports.
Let's review:
Jay Mariotti: Formerly of the Chicago Sun Times as of August 2008
Currently: Unemployed in the writing profession
Yet...still appears daily on ESPN's Around the Horn, a show based on sports reporters from around the country yelling at each other about hot topics of the day.
Dan Le Batard: Formerly of the Miami Herald as of May 2008
Currently: Unemployed in the writing profession
Yet...still appears on ESPN's Pardon the Interruption as a fill-in host.
This despite his announcement that he will be taking a yearlong sabbatical from his media responsibilities...which, of course, doesn't count if it means being the least-liked person on television since that Billy Walsh character who nearly destroyed Entourage.
Michael Kay: Formerly of the New York Daily News as of sometime in 1993
Currently: Making an argument to the three people still watching him do play-by-play on the Yankees Sports and Entertainment Network (known here in New York simply as "YES") that the Yankees would win the World Series if they made the playoffs this year (as he predicts every season around this time) if they actually made the postseason.
Yet...appears on a show called The Sports Reporters despite not having been an actual sports reporter for the last 15 years.
The dream used to be to simply be a sports reporter. Now it's just a stepping-stone to bigger things in being a television star.
And actual talent on-air isn't even required anymore.
Week 4 not-for-profit predictions:
Chiefs +9.5 over Broncos
Bengals -3.5 over Browns
Jaguars -7.5 over Texans
Jets -1 over Cardinals
49ers +5 over Saints
Panthers -7 over Falcons
Titans -3 over Vikings
Packers +1 over Bucs
Rams +8 over Bills
Chargers -7.5 over Raiders
Cowboys -11 over Redskins
Bears +3 over Eagles
As some NewsBusters readers will tell you from my performance last week, just go opposite and you could buy a bank like WaMu on Tuesday.
Enjoy the show!
Joe Concha is a weekly contributor to NewsBusters. Email questions or comments to joeconcha@yahoo.com.


















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Cowboys Rule!
September 28, 2008 - 10:07 ET by Dr_LibertyYeah Baby!
NEWS FLASH
September 28, 2008 - 10:10 ET by ricklailI posted this over in the Open Thread earlier but it seems more appropriate here.
The Obama campaign has dispatched operatives to Gainesville and Athens to help the Gators and Dawgs put the spin on their losses yesterday. Coach Urban Myers, chosen this week as one of the whinniest coaches, was quoted as being glad to see them. Myers and his star QB have run out of spin. They are really looking forward to getting the help of the highly qualified spinmiesters from Obama. There was no comment from Coach Mark Reicht of GA who is in hiding at the boyhood home of Lewis Grizzard in Moreland. Reports that Larry Munson was with him have yet to be verifed. The game was supposed to honor Mr. Munson who retired this week as the voice of the Dawgs.
These operatives are flying in from LA where they have finished helping USC put the final touches on their spin from the loss to Oregon State and Oxford, MS where they have been trying to spin the presidential debate.
If pro is the opposite of con what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
Gambling with other peoples money
September 28, 2008 - 10:12 ET by dboJoe,
Chiefs +9.5 over Broncos? Rams +8 over Bills? Yikes. I assume those bets are backed by the FSLIC. :-)
If the Jets lose again today
September 28, 2008 - 10:14 ET by Jnoble...watch for the Jets fans to NY press to start to call for Manginis firing
What's this got to do with NEWS ? BHO at a Harvard Game ?
September 28, 2008 - 10:20 ET by JayTeeOh....entertainment . . . Cool . . a Break from the Campaign Trail.
Has BHO ever attended a Harvard Football Game ?
Is "Left 57 - Blue - Hut Hut" a Harvard Football Play ?
Was Michelle a cheerleader at Harvard ? Does Harvard have Cheerleaders ? Does Harvard have a Football Team ?
The Republican Revolution will not be Televised
"Has BHO ever attended a
September 28, 2008 - 19:55 ET by ckc1227"Has BHO ever attended a Harvard Football Game ? "
Probably not. I hear he's a Nitally Lions fan.
"From this day forward, you shall be known as..stupid african."
DOOK is 3-1
September 28, 2008 - 10:46 ET by ricklailDook is 3-1. That is the most games they have won in lord knows how many years. Remember how the sports media was slobbering all over USC when they beat VA. We'll DOOK did it yesterday for their first ACC win in again lord knows how long. USC's win is no longer a "quality" win.
If pro is the opposite of con what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
Rickster, I looked this
September 28, 2008 - 13:00 ET by Roger the ShrubberRickster,
I looked this up, but Dook had not beaten Virginia this badly since 1982. In fact, they hadn't beaten Va since 1999. Only one winning season since 1989! 17-97 in this decade. Now that's a crappy team!
Skins
September 28, 2008 - 10:46 ET by jaywlRedskins count plenty coup.
Read more >> Options >>
Just enough to win will
September 28, 2008 - 11:02 ET by general companyJust enough to win will suit me. Go Saints as well, show us a little D for a change
"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg
Chiefs 0-4
September 28, 2008 - 11:39 ET by AgentAmericanCries for Herm's head will drown out the radio coverage.
Not looking forward to the play-by-play from Mitch. He and Len Dawson have been melancholy in the booth the last three weeks.
Drill ANWAR
AgentAmerican, So will the Browns...
September 28, 2008 - 12:16 ET by goldenthroatWhere art thou, Romeo Crennel? If the Browns end up 0-4 after today, thou art going to be in the unemployment line on Monday!
"Mediocrities everywhere! I absolve you! I absolve you!" - Antonio Salieri in "Amadeus"
check that...
September 28, 2008 - 15:25 ET by AgentAmericanSounds like the Chiefs will be 1-3! Always a close game with the Donkeys!
Drill ANWAR
Crennel dodges a bullet...
September 28, 2008 - 15:56 ET by goldenthroatBrowns 20 - Bungals 12. Romeo keeps his job for one more week.
"Mediocritries everywhere! I absolve you! I absolve you!" - Antonio Salieri in "Amadeus"
The Lions are 13-point
September 28, 2008 - 12:02 ET by KStormThe Lions are 13-point underdogs going into the bye week.
Man oh Man
September 28, 2008 - 13:22 ET by SQL_SamI just wish I cared enough about sports to even care....
If you haven't guessed it, I'm not a sports watcher (well I'll go to a game just watching it on TV is just a brain numbing exercise to me - give me Discovery Channel!!). Don't get me wrong - I'm not bagging on anyone who likes watching sports, if that's your thing go for it (who am I to judge anybody?). That being said I wouldn't mind getting into a discussion about the ridiculous salary's or the Get out of jail free cards or the schools not caring about education and just pushing an agenda that Sports is more important then an education. Or even just a reply that I'm not the only one that doesn't care about watching sports - well maybe the Superbowl.
May I suggest
September 28, 2008 - 20:00 ET by Chaitealoverthat if you don't like sports, you skip this thread? There's another called "Open Thread" that's meant for the kind of discussion you're looking for. Then there's the "Forum" page [it's listed in the banner, above]. If there's no discussion your chosen topic there, you can start one. This thread is for either bragging about your favorite team or complaining about their rivals, not for serious discussions.
One point, though: Players are paid those ridiculous salaries because fans pay high ticket prices to see them play a game better than the fan can, thus insuring even higher incomes for the owners of the teams.
Chai
“The beauty of our system isn’t that we have the right to vote. No, the nice thing is that people who are too dumb or lazy or uninformed to bother casting a ballot aren’t compelled to vote.” —Burt Prelutsky
Excellent column
September 28, 2008 - 14:32 ET by BlondeWhile I'm not much of an NFL fan (come on, the Olphins?)...Joe's column is excellent. Olby is THE Stanley Cup, stealing Ashley Bamfields glasses....some funny stuff!
Thanks.
David Gregory, do you know which damn network you lie for? ~ Uncle Jimbo, @Blackfive
Saints are Marching
September 28, 2008 - 14:43 ET by Del DolemonteThat +5 for San Fran over New Orleans ain't gonna hold up-the Saints are currently dismantling the 49ers in the 4th quarter, 28-9. Reggie Bush and Deuce McAllister have both played great games, and the Saints have turned a fumble and interception into 2 TDs.
Deuce and Reggie have both gotten the ball 14 times. That's fair.
Who needs Shockey?
Rams: 4th And Long Before Season Began
September 28, 2008 - 14:57 ET by JDWWhen will our head coach be replaced?
Mizzou: #3 USA Poll, #4 AP. Daniel leads early in Heisman.
JDW
DAILY WAVE
'Hey Chuck, Stand Up!'
AP Gets Something Right...
September 28, 2008 - 15:28 ET by AgentAmericanAP may be in the tank for Obama but they get something right...the College Football Polls!
Drill ANWAR
Anybody watching the
September 28, 2008 - 17:54 ET by bigtimerAnybody watching the Chargers/Raiders game...
Been a good one so far...Go Chargers!
"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh
Chargers kicked butt! I
September 28, 2008 - 18:29 ET by bigtimerChargers kicked butt!
I loved the game today, well what I got to see of it, mostly the second half!
28/18 if memory serves me correctly...
"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh
Hey, Big
September 28, 2008 - 20:04 ET by ChaitealoverBe glad you missed the first half ... it was Ugg-lee. But our guys came back to life in the second half.
Chai
“The beauty of our system isn’t that we have the right to vote. No, the nice thing is that people who are too dumb or lazy or uninformed to bother casting a ballot aren’t compelled to vote.” —Burt Prelutsky
Chai... That was exactly
September 28, 2008 - 20:15 ET by bigtimerChai...
That was exactly how I took the game must of been from when I came off the roof today...(no I wasn't howling at the moon you leftist trolls wherever you are...lol)...I could not believe the score...the Chargers had 3 pts to whatever it was for the Raiders... the rest was a blast to watch...
I do love games like this, especial if your side wins...
"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh
BREAKING NEWS: NBC HALF-TIME SHOW...
September 28, 2008 - 21:25 ET by TheSterLIBERAL OBAMA BACKER BRUCE SPRINGSTEIN IS PERFORMING SUPERBOWL HALF-TIME SHOW!!!
Taking bets on POLITICS being injected into a game!!!
QUESTION: If McCain wins: Bruce will perform in Canada?
...or...if Bambi wins...Bruce performs on the front steps of the White House?
What do you guys think???
Ster.
Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
Eagles = over rated
September 28, 2008 - 22:48 ET by candanceThe Bears took a stand with their feet in the ditch and found a way to stop the inevitable.
And once again, the Eagles prove they can't overcome a worthy opponent.
Can we now all finally agree that McNabb is good but not great?
Evening' can... I take it
September 28, 2008 - 22:56 ET by bigtimerEvening' can...
I take it the Bears won?!
I hope!
...if so, I agree about McNabb, but heck I always did anyway.
Btw...Dee and I were talking about the game earlier on another thread and I told her I was rooting for the Bears tonight, as she is, her being in Chicago and all...that is why I am asking...
America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh
BT...So was I.
September 28, 2008 - 23:23 ET by TheSterI'm a Dallas fan...
...but I play Fantasy Football also.
I had the kicker Robbie Gould (+7 pts) , my opponent had B. Loyd (+1 pt) - both on CHI.
My kicker won my Fantacy game for me....and CHI defeated PHI!!
That helped Dallas!!
Ster.
WOW!!! WHAT A FINISH!!!
September 28, 2008 - 23:06 ET by TheSterI think that "GOAL LINE STAND" would be a great metaphor PICTURE for "NEWSBUSTER'S VS. THE LIBERAL MEDIA!!!"
Blonde, Matt, Noel...
The entire BEARS DEFENSIVE LINE got on the Horse Trailer by Madden!!!
See if you can use the BEARS goal-line stand pic in some kind of fund-raiser for the GOP.
Just an idea.
Ster.