put a hair plug in it will ya.

CLIMATE CRISIS

IranianUranium

Run over here and get one, Chuck.

OK, not in the best of taste, but then again it is Scranton Joe.

"God love ya, ya know, growing up in a working-class neighborhood in Scranton, we couldn't afford ice cream.  I was the first person in my family to ever eat ice cream. And now that I can, I'm trying to make up for lost time."

"Obama Campaign researches new ways to shut Biden up!"

I'm getting a terrible brain freeze here that is going to cause me to have to drop out October 5.  Not to worry though, Hillary said she'd take my place.  But it's only because of this icecream brain freeze, not because Barack made an error in picking me.  Remember, he was for me before he was against me.

“But maybe you obviously have a better memory about that."- Wolf Blitzer

Look in your other hand Joe...feel anything slippin'?

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

you almost have to have an Italian accent anytime you go to a gelato store in this town.....i'm not kidin'

"Brack America, I forgot you hate ice cream. I'll just eat it myself."

  "OK - the ice cream cone in my right hand represents Americans who make less than 250K , and the cone in my left hand is American making more than 250K (two scoops). Now let me explain Obama's tax plan ..."

“Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to otherviews, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there areother views.” - William F. Buckley

"The cone in my left hand represents the vanilla-chocolate swirls of our campaign ... melting fast!"

"Notice how the cone on the right is cool under pressure, no matter how slow I eat it?"   

The Obama campaign, concerned about the recent increase in Biden's gaffes, have come up with reasonable solution.  Give him two ice cream cones and every time he starts to speak hand him two more. 

Thomas Jefferson once said, 'We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.' And ever since he told me that, I stopped worrying. - Ronald Reagan

Look! Its easy! Think of the government as this big tit. Just like one of these. Whenever you want something, just get hold of your community organizer and he'll line up that tit for you to suck on!

and one for my imaginary best friend.

No matter how much damned ice cream I eat, I can't get the taste of my own foot out of my mouth! 

Kevin D. Bakko

"It's just like you Republicans to say I'm holding two ice cream cones. It's just more hate speech. I've never done anything like that. Back in Scranton, they call that stupid."

The major media report only half the news. Why are they surprised they have only half the potential audience?

Which has more sense? The cone or the brain transplant donor?

This one by my mouth represents our ticket  --  topped with two dips! 

  Ice cream, ice cream, we ha-ave ice cream, and you don't .... cuz your mom is on de welfare....and your dad's an alcaHOLic! -- Eddie Murphy 

Probably tastes better than the shoe leather he is oh so familiar with.

One for me, and another one for me!!

Today, Joe Biden collected the "all the ice cream you can eat" prize as part of his winnings in the 'Become Barry O's VP' contest.

Lieutenant Dan...ice cream!

Mmmm, tastes like my foot.

"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." -Ronald Reagan

fitzfong.blogspot.com

workin' on my man cans. 

I cant let Sarah show me up....

"I'm a democRat.  I'm gonna eat my ice cream THEN I'm gonna eat your ice cream, too.  And whatever is left, I'm gonna give it to the black kid over there."

"Everyone in the crowd, including the press, notices that Biden has not moved or said anything for 4 straight minutes..."

Ster.

...................................................................................

Lt. Milo Minderbinder:
I wanna serve this to the men. Taste it and let me know what you think.

Capt. Yossarian:
What is it?

Lt. Milo Minderbinder:
Chocolate covered cotton.

Capt. Yossarian:
What are you crazy?!

Lt. Milo Minderbinder:
No good, huh?

Capt. Yossarian:
For Christ's sake, you didn't even get the seeds out!

Lt. Milo Minderbinder:
Is it really that bad?

Capt. Yossarian:
It's cotton!

Catch-22

Joe Biden demonstrates the Obama Tax Plan:

1. Taxpayers buy Joe an ice cream cone.  (Joe pays for nothing)

2. Joe then takes away the cone Taxpayers earned and bought for themselves.

3. Joe takes 3 bites and then throws away both cones.  Blames Republicans for excessive spending and keeping poor and middle-class folks down.

In my right hand, we have the University of Delaware.  In my left hand, we have Ohio State.  And, I will show you what University of DE is going to do to that Ohio State team.  Eat my shorts!!  Oh, God love me, what am I doing?  I meant, Eat your shorts...no, ice cream!!  Crap!!  Hillary would have been a better VP choice than me.  See!  I don't even know how to eat ice cream.  Well, at least, not two cones at one time.  Actually, they're not really ice cream cones, per se, they're supposed to be football teams.  I mean, Did I mention that I was brought up in Scranton, PA, a working class, blue-collar area?  Where's Chuck when I need him?  Chuck, stand up, Chuck!  Show everyone you're here supporting me while I eat ice cream, I mean, prove that University of Delaware is going to kick Ohio State's butt.  God love me, I can't stop blathering on and on.

From townhall.com/blog:

Friday, September 19, 2008

Biden Offends Ohio, Says Delaware Will Kick Their @ss!

Posted by:
Matt Lewis at
5:18 PM

Biden - O.K. Lets say that these ice cream cones represent the yearly income of the average middle class citizen.

Our administration justs wants you to give us one of them. See, you get to keep the other!

......scarf, scarf, burp

New flavors "Unaware Delaware" and "Mulotto Articulatto" are all the rage at Barbara Walters' reception for Democrats. 

"Us white folk will take care of you" - Barbara Walters

Well, we can't win now!  Woody Allen  says it will be a shame if Obama loses.

What is not being reported is that Mr. Allen made these comments at the opening of his "Woody for a Child" foundation. 

"Us white folk will take care of you" - Barbara Walters

Charlie Rangel says Gov. Palin is "handicapped". 

Obama still won't ask for Rangel's resignation, and the Speaker of the most ethical Congress in history won't call for his resignation either.

Did Nancy lie?  I'm shocked!

"Us white folk will take care of you" - Barbara Walters

One for the money,

Two for the show.

democrat way of governing and I been biden my time to show you.

See, you take a lactose intolerant person (the public) and feed him ice cream (the democrat platform) and viola! out comes democrat talking points.

TotalKaosDave

"Boy, this sure tastes better than my foot..."

In this man right hand is Ice Cream cone.

In his left hand is a Ice Cream cone on dope.

Sensing crowd apathy and boredom while reassuring them of his superior, college-educated intellect, Senator Joe Biden breaks into the ol' ice-cream cone routine while simultaneously reciting from memory the Neil Kinnock speech he plagerized in '87.

Oh man, with all this Palin popularity I just know Obama is going to throw me under the bus.  I need more comfort food, please somebody bring me more comfort food.

Ol' Joe is practicing for his new job as Obama's foodtaster.

Kinda looks like me...right before I take a bit of the McCain shit-sandwich!

Obama realized that the only time Biden is quiet is when he has icecream.  "Take your time Joe!  There's more where that came from!" ~BHO

needs more cowbell

Hey! Tell that baby to stop crying or I won’t  give him back his ice cream cone.