Weekend Captionfest


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The crowd at an Obama rally in Virginia on September 9th rises to its feet, cheering and laughing, as Barack Obama says "you can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig."


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I really dont' think that

I really dont' think that lady wearing the black shirt in the front and second row at the same time, should have stood up and clapped, on that one.  Jus sayin'.

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

Blaze... ROFL! You have

Blaze...

ROFL!

You have a good point there friend...

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

"Did he really say

"Did he really say "lipstick? Heck, I thought he said 'Hickory Pit'! Does that mean there's no barbeque lunch after this?"

McNotObama '08

put a smile on a hatred and it is still hatred

And you can put a smile on "God damn America" and it still damns America. This man hates America. This man is all about himself. And this man could be a "plant" by enemies of the USA?

And the stupid, blind followers would be screwed by this man in a heartbeat?

I really dont' think that

I really dont' think that lady wearing the black shirt in the front and
second row at the same time, should have stood up and clapped, on that
one.  Jus sayin'.

ROFL!!

Blazer - THANKS!

My first "click" on NB tonight and there you were - just waiting to give me my daily dose of laughter ;-)

He can deny it as often as he wishes, however it is quite evident to all watching the clip that his audience certainly believed he was directing the comment toward Governor Palin.  And his reaction to their reaction let us all know how happy he was they "got it" without him naming names!

McCain/Palin 2008!!!!  And every other CONSERVATIVE you can vote for at the local, state and federal levels!!!!!!!

NEWSBUSTER POLL

RE: the SNL skit showing sarah palin and hillary clinton..

A/ was very funny because it was so true.

B/ was incredibly funny because it hit the nail on the head.

C/ made you howl because it was brilliant.

D/ depicted an accurate portrayal in a very humorous manner

E/ ALL THE THE ABOVE. 

Obama's Choice

Uh, so then, then af-after three, three hours of...of lis, um, listening, uh t....to....to him, ah, uh, I uh, uh, said, well, Joe, uh, um is..is....is that uh, um, a ye....yes....or..ah um uh or ah ah no?

All that pot Obama smoked...

I wondered where all those ums, ahs and uhs came from until I considered all the pot that Black Jesus smoked. I guess that goes to show it does affect short term memory.

The answer to terrorism IS war. Next Please!

My moslem faith,

rolls off my tongue, slicker than a greased pig

Liberals62%


IranianUranium

"Now George

why did you have to go and correct me?  I meant what I said, so just mind your own business, Georgie/Porgie!"

Barry Halal Obama

"You can put lipstick on a pig, and I still can't eat it because of my uh, uh, uh, um, you know, muslim faith."

Uhhm, you know.... you

Uhhm, you know.... you can...you can put a... a tuxedo on an orangutan ....and....uh, uh, uh pair of cymbols in his uh, uh ummm, hands.... but at the end of the ummm, day..... he's still ummm..... a pig.

 

"We retort..... you decide."

"The crowd at an Obama rally

"The crowd at an Obama rally in Virginia on September 9th rises to its feet, cheering and swooning, as Barack Obama sings his rendition of Percy Sledge's 'When a Man Loves a Woman'. He then admitted to the crowd that he had a real "jones" for BBW (Big Beautiful Women) and broke into "Can't Get Enough" by Barry White. Seen here in this photo, Barry "adjusts" himself as he approaches a really "big' fan.

 

"We retort..... you decide."

If the big one in black shirt, up front, comes after me...

I'm pulling this knife out of my pocket.

My gaffe is better than your gaffe

Uh, so then, then a ye...yes, Biden says he uh...oh made this gaffe that lost us..., oh...3-4% of the voters.


I said, "Joe, I read this cartoon that uh...oh..., well, it would lose us at...at...ut..., at least half the voters!

 ...Obama says "you can

 ...Obama says "you can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig."

Greatest words spoken by The Chosen One.

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

Bt, don't you love how they

Bt, don't you love how they don't realize that virtually every charge they hurl at Palin (except, "she's a GIRL!" When will they pull THAT one out?) boomerangs back at them?

A real-life demonstration of the old "I'm rubber, you're glue" theory in action.

 

"... smells like... victory." - Robert Duvall

When do you think the

When do you think the taskforce of Republican lawyers will arrive in Chicago to vet Obama? 

"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last."  - Sir Winston Churchill

C'mon, Hunter, that would

C'mon, Hunter, that would be like going to Berlin to vet Hitler in 1938. Who let anything out? 

If I was holding my breath, I'd be "blue" by now. (wink,wink).

A fate worse than death.

 

"... smells like... victory." - Robert Duvall

Oh but we must remember

Oh but we must remember Obama's words are like a symphony according to some on msnbc...

So far they have been music to my ears...he is slippin' in the polls..and slip sliding away...

I just heard he is down 4 pts. among likely voters in the Gallup poll.

Bring on Hillary...speaking of lipstick on pigs....

Can't help myself here...

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

Sym-phony

My apologies to Brookly Dodgers fans.

"
Oh but we must remember Obama's words are like a symphony according to some on msnbc..."

I guess it's a symphony filled with the staccato of uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.

I'm starting to think that Mel Tillis is his chief speech writer.

Silence

If a tree falls in Chicago, and there's nobody willing to report it, will it make a sound? 

  And don't make fun of his ears. 

The crowd applauds a

The crowd applauds a fantastic pocket pool shot by the one.

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Pocket Pool

dang, you beat me to that observation. 

You two in the middle and

You two in the middle and that second row, try and get on the beat!  Black guys help the white guys. 

"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last."  - Sir Winston Churchill

"You can put a

"You can put a pig...um...eer ..uhm...You can take lipstick to a....no...umm....eeerrr...A pig with lip.....no...umm. Damn, what the hell did that cartoon say anyway?

"you can put lipstick on a

"you can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig."

"Take it easy, folks, I'm trying to preserve deniability."

"Hope no one else saw that cartoon."

 

"... smells like... victory." - Robert Duvall

The man is innocent, I

tell you, innocent!  Why he NEVER saw that cartoon! 

And the following comment about "old fish" still being "old fish" - why he never never ever meant to imply that John McCain was "old" - all those folks are standing up and cheering even louder after the fish remark?  He just can't do anything else but stand there and beam at what a smart boy he was - he didn't have to once mention a name and "they got it"  

Trash! Trash! Trash!

Does anyone else besides me notice that "the One's" followers don't hold a candle to the crowds for McCain and Palin?  They strongly resemble unmade beds!

Umm, ahh, if you, ah y'know,

Umm, ahh, if you, ah y'know, aren't, uhh, sort of, ah, enthralled by my, um ah, articulateness, then er ahh you must be umm uh, resistent to change.

a-ba-dee ba-dee ba-dee

"Th-Th-Th-That's all folks"

Calling Palin a Pig

You never go into the mud with a pig. All you get is covered in mud.... and the pig likes it.  

 

 

 

Yeah, well, you can have

Yeah, well, you can have the media in the tank for you, a pseudo-presidential seal, a faux inauguration podium at your convention, and with all that and more,  you're still an ultra-liberal who's inexperienced and unfit to be president.

McNotObama '08

Hubris

Chris:

 You're absolutely right.  You can have all that and BE all that and Charlie Gibson will still accuse your opponents of having HUBRIS.

 

Uh Uh Uh Uh hooked on Obamics

Caption: I uh want to uh nounce that uh I'm quitting uh as messiah and uh Al Gore is uh the new uh Democratic uh savior.

 

Probably is not that amusing as the "uh" either signifies brain burn out on drugs or the worse problem the stress has Mr. Obama psychologically fragmenting in having a mental breakdown.

When things go down for Mr. Obama, please do not be like liberals in piling on. He is in a big problem now and his supporters will bail on him in being his worst enemies.

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Hey, isn't that Colonel

Hey, isn't that Colonel Sanders sitting on the far right there?

"Stand up, Colonel, let the people see you! Oh God love you, what am I talking about?"

"Hey, isn't that Colonel

"Hey, isn't that Colonel Sanders sitting on the far right there?"

The guy thats right next to Al Roker?

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

Thanks

Now I am craving KFC.

Here piggy piggy...

looks like the pig is right there in the front row....cheering the marxist dude...

"take my wife.....please!"

Few people realize that this was Obama's planned punchline to his lipstick on a pig setup.

What I meant to say is

What I meant to say is everyone stand up and cheer for the pig!

how about ya can put a

how about ya can put a fancy polka dot dress on a black pantherette and shes still a pig.. um er something like that.

 

"......uh....uh...no....that

"......uh....uh...no....thats not right,......how about this. You can put an orange pantsuit on a pig,.....uh..... no.....uh.....thats not right either......I'm dyin here folks."

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

Song playing while he speaks.

Sung to the tune of 'Zuchermans Famous Pig' as heard on the animated version of Charlote's Web.

 

"Oh Wow look at him now, Obama-mans famous pig!  Ooooo Wee, whadda ya see , the biggest gaffe in history. Bad line, media whines, its really not that big." ....

"....He's some terrific,

"....He's some terrific, communist, radical, son of a gun of a pig!"

I love your parody, very funny. But that song, once remembered, is damn hard to get out of your head- thanks a lot.

I'm so clever

Obama: Im so clever...I can insult women and they don't even care. They all love me!! Whats not to love?? I AM the Messiah!!! They will all bow before me. 

Pig?

Er, ah, um, I don't know about you, er, ah, um, but I did not not say anything about a pig, because my Muslim training prevents me from doing so.  

Hercules! Hercules!

Hercules! Hercules! Hercules!

(clapping frantically)

Hercules! Hercules! Hercules!

Ubercon

"Lipstick pig. Lipstick pig.

"Lipstick pig. Lipstick pig. Does whatever a lipstick pig does."

*****

"People only insist that a debate stop when they are afraid of what might be learned if it continues." - George Will 

Feeling comfortable as he

Feeling comfortable as he confirms Jesse has not raided has berry patch...

Bravo! Excellent!

Bravo! Excellent!

pocket pool

Unh, uh, uh, aaaaah........ now that I'm done playing pocket pool, no, I wouldn't know how to put lipstick on a pig.  Pigs are haram.

I almost went for a pocket

I almost went for a pocket pool caption---but my better angel said, no. ;+} Pretty funny, though.

The major media report only half the news. Why are they surprised they have only half the potential audience?

What do they call a

What do they call a community organizer who messes with a pitbull?

Dipstick.

I thought they called him

I thought they called him "Senator" next January.

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LOL!

LOL!

you can put Red libstick on a White Pig, BUT....

Our Black Community and Mexican Americans still Need affirmitave Action to Provide them with more Ice Hockey Rinks.

 

yeah, I know, pretty dumb ... like barry.....he really meant to say Libstick......not Lip

"For my next trick, I will

"For my next trick, I will put both my feet in my mouth and whistle, 'I'm a little teapot'"

The major media report only half the news. Why are they surprised they have only half the potential audience?

You can put purple lipstick on...

...an Easter Island head, and it will look remarkably like a certain community organizer.

Guy's, guy's, he's not

He's not actually playing pocket pool, you sick twisted freaks. He's taken to carressing a rabbits ear for goodluck every time he opens his mug.

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

Does he have a hole in his

Does he have a hole in his pocket?

Naughty girl Eileen, go to

Naughty girl Eileen, go to your room immediately. : )

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

You post long enough,

You post long enough, something like this happens.

No, two -- one for each

No, two -- one for each ear.

  'Ear ye, 'ear ye!

OBabe

"That will do Barack, That will do"

www.ScottOnCapeCod.com

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation"... until they get fed-up enough to finally say something about it!

Oink, Oink!

Oink Oink, clap clap, oink oink!

Jeff Lebowski

www.angrywhitedude.c...

What the viewers are

What the viewers are missing here is that "The One" is actually speaking in an almost empty studio in front of a very large green-screen with a teleprompter to the side.

Obama: "...blah, blah, blabaday McCain is blah blah Bush 4th term blah blahbady blah..."

telepromter:Audience laughs, (wait 5 seconds).

Obama: "..blah blah bla-blah lipstick blah blah on a pig blah blah blabady bla-blah..."

Teleprompter: Audience stands up and cheers (wait 10 seconds)

 While in a booth, the techno-wizards of the Obama camp (who are really savy at sending E-mails) digitally put in crowds with digitally altered signs and pins from one of Hillary's speeches a year ago. I can see why Hollywood really loves this dufus...

"...white folk's greed runs a world in need."  Barack Obama

He's Toast.

Maybe obama should do what the idiots riding out Ike have been told to do...get a sharpie and write his name and ss# on his arm.  He's dead in the water!

»→ Obama

"As you might suspect, I have a firm grip on what's important to you." 

  • We went thataway »→

"As you might suspect, I

"As you might suspect, I have a firm grip on what's important to you."

Bwaahahahahah !!!! Best one yet !

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

"When pigs in lipstick have wings..."

"You can put lipstick on a pig, and then if you can give a pig wings, when lipstick has wings, or when pigs have lipstick, I mean when pigs have wings, then maybe pigs will vote for me, or lipstick will vote for pigs, or ..."

Taking time out of his busy

Taking time out of his busy campaign schedule, Barack Obama made a surprise appearance at the Virginia Chucklehut's open-mike night. Obama promised crowds the acclaimed comedy duo of Barry and Joe Joe would be back for evening shows at 9, 10 and 11 p.m. Warning: they work blue at the 11 o'clock show. 

I listened to Barry Obama's

I listened to Barry Obama's speech prior to his "lipstick on a pig", and it did not appear to me that he was referring to Gov. Palin. However,  it seems clear that many in Obama's audience believed that Obama's lipstick comment referred to Sarah Palin. Afterall, Gov. Palin's lipstick comment that she made at the convention received a lot of applause then and a lot of press attention afterward.

I do believe that after he made the remark and watched his audiences' reaction, Obama realized that they were associating his comment with Gov. Palin. If he had clarified the remark then and there it would never have had legs.

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The liberal media continues to sacrifice ethics and morals for the greater cause: This time for the Election of a Democrat to the Presidency of the United States.

I just happened to

catch this little presentation by Obama and when he made his pig comments the crowd jumped up and clapped with approval...

To say or think Obama and fans didn't know what he was saying is to deny reality.

Obama also made a comment about fish wrap smell.  I thought that was also directed at against Mrs. Palin & husband as they are involved in commercial fishing?  Anybody else? 

MSM is doing us a fine job.  Intrade bettors are agreement as well. 

 

 

 

"Hey porky -- big white

"Hey porky -- big white lady in the black sweats. Check out Obama'a All-Arugula Diet, sweetie."

Vote 4 change. Vote 4 anything. See Jack & Mr Shy's first campaign ad for the ONLY viable 3rd party candidate.

»→ Obama worried

"If I take my hand out of my pocket, she's gonna notice."

  • We went thataway »→

Figures how Karl Rove and

Figures how Karl Rove and Fox have twisted this statement to show Obama as sexist even though Mcsame used this statement several times in reference to Hillary,

 

Australian news got a big laugh at the Republican hypocrisy showing Mcsame saying the comment several times. Most folks here realize that he will be the same as Bush.

 

 

 

 

Nice to be Back!

Welcome back!

I hope the extensive shock therapy went well. Try to stay on your medication this time, ok?

You still need to update the talking points, though. It's not 2006 anymore.

Come back when you are up to speed.

 

randy hayes

"Nice to be Back! "

Really? Demand a refund. Whatever you had done didn't work.

Randy's back?

Not really dude. You're just going in circles.

 

nice use of white space though.

And I especially love it

And I especially love it when Republicans use one of the Democrats favorite tricks back on them, and they cry foul. Right, macaca?

Turnabout is fair play. 

MSM - shaping all the perceptions you need to believe, then confirming it with a poll.

Haven't you noticed how ALL

the press and networks are going after this "macaca" incident full speed?  WOW!  Oh...I forgot...a Democrat said a naughty - so it doesn't count.

"Nobody knows....

...the trouble I've seen, nobody knows but Allah, I mean Jesus........"

PJ - you need to be a

PJ - you need to be a little clearer. Who corrected him? Stephi again?

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Real meaning in bold......

This little piggy went to market,        No car, had to walk
This little piggy stayed at home,        Burdened with high mortgage
This little piggy had roast beef,         Arby's
This little piggy had none.                 Only 28th of month       
And this little piggy went... 
"Wee wee wee" all the way home...  Hand in my pocket

So, you've probably noticed

So, you've probably noticed that Sarah Palin does not look like Biden, McCain, or myself . . .

she's a girl.

Rock Star

Senator Obama receives a rousing cheer after finishing his rendition of Sweating Bullets.

Obama: My job is above my pay grade

Now I've heard....

You can try to put lipstick on a barracuda, but it will probably bite you in the ass. 

  And it's got a mean streak a mile wide.

"So, so, um, then, then, um,

"So, so, um, then, then, um, Mr. McCain says, um, he, he, he, um, says. 'Oh yeah? Does a chicken have lips?'" Obama slips his hand into his pocket to find his only friend.  "I mean, come on, people.  W-w-w-hy, um, why does, I mean do, why do the Republicans always have to bring up race?"

»→ Busy day Mods?

We don't need no stinking Open Thread. 

"Us white folk will take care of you" - Barbara Walters

CA

Maybe they took the weekend off, early . . .

I asked (Thu Night) for a Fri Night Chat for the Palin interview, but no chat   :-(  so I presume they're taking a nice long weekend break.

They've earned it.

»→ Free

It's not like we've been all that quiet without an Open Thread today. 

"Us white folk will take care of you" - Barbara Walters

Well, hijacking another

Well, hijacking another thread to use as "Open Thread" is always an acceptable backup plan.

Acceptable to me at least.  ;-) 

Governor Palin - She is the Real Deal !

»→ Great plan Free

Anything Olbermann or Matthews.  Those threads are never very reverent anyway. 

"Us white folk will take care of you" - Barbara Walters

chat?

Did someone say chat? Actually, I have to head out... but maybe later, for me. There's so much good stuff to chew on these days...

Free, hope you're proud of my new link below (notwithstanding a bit of sponsorship, of course :))

 

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