Eenie, meenie..UH, UH, miney, moe..

i smoke a joint in the mornin', i smoke a joint at night. smoke a joint in the afternoon, and it makes me feel alright.

hmmm, what is the stupidest thing I could possibly say right now?

Imagine a big doobie, it's easy if you try...

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...Wish I was in flavor country

A: uh....MMMMMMMMMMMM.

The day that "politician" became a career choice is the day we started losing the Republic. Let's get it back! Alan Keyes '08.

... Obama makes the "can I bum a smoke gesture."

Sammy Sosa does this cool gesture and he's been able to stay popular.  I'll just skip the pointing to God thang so I don't make my followers mad.

Hmnnn. Life was so much easier when I was smoking crack with Larry. Good times....

An imaginary cigarette to go with his imaginary qualifications . . .

One if buy land ...

Hmmmm. Smells like Bill's cigars.

hmmmmmm

man my supporters are dumb

I wonder if I can convince all these crackers the when I was caught race-baiting, it meant I was practicing for the Bassmasters tournament.  These hillbillies will buy it.

"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference.
The MARINES don't have that problem."
President Ronald Reagan - 1985

HEY...yo Lynchburg.... I'm through with ya'll. PEACE OUT!

I'm BuxomAnnieMcGreggor ...and I approve this message!

Let me pretend to scratch my lip as I mumble an answer about where I born.

to quit smoking..........picked the wrong week to quit..(insert desired vice here) 

"If a man does his best, what else is there"?

General George S. Patton Jr.

I wonder if there is another Edwards I can tap for the VP slot. The thought of millions of dollars wasted on all those Obama/Edwards bumper stickers and the signage is just too much to bear.

"Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house." Acts 16:31

All by himself with no one left to adore him, Obama kisses his own hand.

  Moe: You hunt Moose, I'll search for Elks.

  Curly: I'll look for the Knights of Columbus, nyuk, nyuk. 

The republicans are really running a senial old fool of a liberal against me?!?

Normal
0

Senator BO, do you or do you not approve of, and therefore promote, infanticide?

[BO strikes a ponderous pose in order to imply that he is "thinking" when, in fact, he finds himself totally devoid of content]

How would my beloved grandmammy answer this question? No, wait, she might not be such a good reference. Um, er, uh, et cetera..... Am I in a trance? What's that on your shoe!?!

________________
Hebrews 11:8
Jeremiah 33:3

Obama explains how he once smoked marijuana, but he did not inhale.

"They're both doofuses!" --Mark Levin (speaking of Obama and McCain)

"Michelle told me to keep my mouth shut if I didn't know the right answer to the question. Right answer? Hell, I didn't even UNDERSTAND the question!!!"

Piece of S*** in Our Time

"Hmm. Let's see. Arugula cheese. Manicured fingernails. Costly suit. I'm so happy to be metrosexual."

This was copied from the blog, Sweetness and Light and highlights that bambi (aka 57 states) has even less experience than was previously known.  Why is he a candidate for president again? 
  
Barack Obama and Me

By Todd Spivak
Published: February 28, 2008

… But what’s interesting, and almost never discussed, is that he built his entire legislative record in Illinois in a single year.

Republicans controlled the Illinois General Assembly for six years of Obama’s seven-year tenure. Each session, Obama backed legislation that went nowhere; bill after bill died in committee. During those six years, Obama, too, would have had difficulty naming any legislative ­achievements [sic].

Then, in 2002, dissatisfaction with President Bush and Republicans on the national and local levels led to a Democratic sweep of nearly every lever of Illinois state government. For the first time in 26 years, Illinois Democrats controlled the governor’s office as well as both legislative chambers.

The white, race-baiting, hard-right Republican Illinois Senate Majority Leader James “Pate” Philip was replaced by Emil Jones Jr., a gravel-voiced, dark-skinned African-American known for chain-smoking cigarettes on the Senate floor.

Jones had served in the Illinois Legislature for three decades. He represented a district on the Chicago South Side not far from Obama’s. He became Obama’s kingmaker.

Several months before Obama announced his U.S. Senate bid, Jones called his old friend Cliff Kelley, a former Chicago alderman who now hosts the city’s most popular black call-in radio ­program.

I called Kelley last week and he recollected the private conversation as follows:

“He said, ‘Cliff, I’m gonna make me a U.S. Senator.’”

“Oh, you are? Who might that be?”

“Barack Obama.”

Jones appointed Obama sponsor of virtually every high-profile piece of legislation, angering many rank-and-file state legislators who had more seniority than Obama and had spent years championing the bills.

“I took all the beatings and insults and endured all the racist comments over the years from nasty Republican committee chairmen,” State Senator Rickey Hendon, the original sponsor of landmark racial profiling and videotaped confession legislation yanked away by Jones and given to Obama, complained to me at the time. “Barack didn’t have to endure any of it, yet, in the end, he got all the credit.

“I don’t consider it bill jacking,” Hendon told me. “But no one wants to carry the ball 99 yards all the way to the one-yard line, and then give it to the halfback who gets all the credit and the stats in the record book.”

During his seventh and final year in the state Senate, Obama’s stats soared. He sponsored a whopping 26 bills passed into law — including many he now cites in his presidential campaign when attacked as inexperienced.

It was a stunning achievement that started him on the path of national politics — and he couldn’t have done it without Jones.

Before Obama ran for U.S. Senate in 2004, he was virtually unknown even in his own state. Polls showed fewer than 20 percent of Illinois voters had ever heard of Barack Obama.

Jones further helped raise Obama’s profile by having him craft legislation addressing the day-to-day tragedies that dominated local news ­headlines.

For instance. Obama sponsored a bill banning the use of the diet supplement ephedra, which killed a Northwestern University football player, and another one preventing the use of pepper spray or pyrotechnics in nightclubs in the wake of the deaths of 21 people during a stampede at a Chicago nightclub. Both stories had received national attention and extensive local coverage…

So how has Obama repaid Jones?

Last June, to prove his commitment to government transparency, Obama released a comprehensive list of his earmark requests for fiscal year 2008. It comprised more than $300 million in pet projects for Illinois, including tens of millions for Jones’s Senate district.

Shortly after Jones became Senate president, I remember asking his view on pork-barrel spending.

I’ll never forget what he said:

“Some call it pork; I call it steak.” …

convoluted nuance

The secret service is torn between two opposing camps: those who think Obama should be guarded, and those who think the guy typing into the teleprompter should be guarded.

Obama studiously ponders before answering the question, "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?" not knowing that it is a trick question, answerable only by Monica Lewinski.

  Which bird has been known for centuries as a natural remedy for birth control? -- a swallow.

Why is this town name Lynchburg?

What am I going to do with my buddy Rezko.....I know I'll just pay him off......again

UUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM MY FINGERS SMELL GOOD

MOM

Hummmm. What would Marx do?