Land Ho!

Okay? Where's the P. Hilton photo? 

LOL! Man you guys are quick! : )

Father of the year!  You sure he isn't down in Texas at that polygamist compound?

and a community activist with 143 days of experience running for president.  With Democrats, truth is stranger than fiction. 

Awww, I wanted to post on the Paris Hilton pic. Here is the new Obama hand signal, but I thought it would be great for Paris too. What the heck, it could be for John Edwards too.

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How about PIG of the year award!!

How nice he cheats on his sick wife, cheats on his kids. whats he going to say to this new baby.

I'm surprised they didn't abort the baby, I guess thats something, right? what a guy, didn't abort the love child.

Well you know the liberals, John Edwards popularity will go up. They love a man that cheats.  Put him a board at the U.N. Ambassador to all the lonely women in the world. Him and Playboy Billy Clintoon.

mommmy

Self-Important Rat Bastard Lawyer of the Year

Drill ANWAR

"I'm so good at being a father, I think I'll have as many babies as I possibly can."

John Edwards promises not to rest until he finds the real father.

"Does this mean I have to give the award back?"

"I was running for president, and I wanted the country to think of me as 'The Father of the Nation' ". 

John Edwards channels Ward Cleaver as he accepts the Father of the Year Award

John Edwards: "And so, on behalf of Elizabeth and Rielle, I thank you for this award."

Who else would go out at 2AM in the morning to meet with their love child?  That is some fatherly dedication I tell ya... 

Thomas Jefferson once said, 'We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.' And ever since he told me that, I stopped worrying. 

- Ronald Reagan

"Would someone throw a pie in my face already"!

The answer to terrorism IS war. Next Please!

Can't be my baby, I've always shot blanks. The other two, er, uhh, err. (Hussein O I'll take your head off stare)

Old, Retired and glad of it.

of my heart I swear I was just walking along and my JOHNSON just fell in her no really it did I swear on my x wifes grave (oh wait she aint dead yet) 

or

ya know pimpin aint that easy anymore

Guns and Violence are not the answer but they are one solution to the problem== SARG

The National Father's Day Committee, which names the Father of the Year each year, will meet this weekend to decide if an asterisk should appear next to John Edwards' name.

When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.

A ZERO...it's the perfect symbol for what Zerobama stands for!!!  hahahahaha...sigh

they will ask for the "father of the year award" back...or will they just change the name to "Fatherer of the Year" award...

Edwards:

".....and folksI would just like to say on closing, that I have now reversed my position and am now in favor of drilling ANYWHORE,.........err, I mean ANWR,......... jeez,(sigh) sorry Lizzie.

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

I was just doing my part to create two Americas.

"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." -Ronald Reagan

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biggest laugh of the upcoming convention will be when anyone advocates an "early withdrawal" from iraq.

Note to the marketers at trojan...where's the special edition "silky pony" condom?  

what would the tagline be?  

-buy one, get one free?

- for the Hunter, not the Hunted?

"Back before I started hittin' it.....um, uh, what I mean is"

Is anybody in jail for not paying this kid's child support?

How is this News?

www.ScottOnCapeCod.com

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation"... until they get fed-up enough to finally say something about it!

Is this father award worth as much as an oscar? How about a Nobel  prize?

Edwards' award has been renamed the Mutha of the Year Award.

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
- George Bernard Shaw, 1944

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,  ha, ha, ha, ha!

White                  -  does not mean racist

Heterosexual     - does not mean homophobic 

Male                    - does not mean sexist 

Hey Barack, buddy, send that bus over this way. I'm gonna have a bunch of folks that are going under it in the next few weeks!

I gotta save my white ass here, boy, er sorry, man. Y'all lissinin to me, boy? Er, man!

This son of a millworker gone be jess fahn. Now git dat buss up heah to the big house right quick boy, er man. An you shuffle yo feet an keep yo ahs down when you talkin to me, you got that boy?

His neck gets redder the deeper the sh-t he lies himself into!

"No, I'm not really father of the year. But I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night......with my mistress and our love-child." 

with a little story about my life. It's a dimestore novel and it goes like this.......

First off, ya'll... like to thank the two runners-up whom I have defeated for Father of the Year... Give it up y'all for David Hasselhoff and Andy Dick.

Vote 4 change. Vote 4 anything. See Jack & Mr Shy's first campaign ad for the ONLY viable 3rd party candidate.

John Edward accepts Illegitimate Father of the Year Award.

Liaison of the Year Award.

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

I looked at that picture and thought to myself, you just can’t top that picture. But.. you guys have. There should be a coffee spitting warning at the start of the article. Funny stuff guys. Its just the kind of thing I could use after reading that Lieberman is on the short list for VP.

While we are on the subject of John (I thought I was special) Edwards I will re print what I wrote the other day on this    s..p..e..c..i..a..l     man.

John, some how I wish you would read this:

You utterly disgust me. You sue doctors for a living, you use your wife’s cancer as a tool to raise donations, your wife teams up with Prissy Mathews to ambush Ann Coulter just to bring in donations, you live in a 28,000 square foot house while complaining that there is two America’s  one for the rich and one for the poor. Your “house” is half the size of a football field!! (Really it is..) Yet complain that the poor do not get a break. At the same time you cut the funding on a scholarship you set up before you ran for the Presidenticy, then when you did not get it you droped it, typical, as soon as it is YOUR MONEY, things change.

All the while you are banging some ugly blond and have a kid with her. You are so utterly with out class that it is breath taking. The funny part is your neighbor who lived in the old house next door (that your wife was afraid of) and looked down on, had more class in his shoes then you or your entire family.

I feel bad even being from the same state as you, Mr.: my dad worked in a mill. I bet when he looks down on you, he shakes his head in disgust.

You cannot purchase principles, morality, or ethics, you are living proof of that..

Ronald Reagan, 1962: I did not leave the Democratic party, the party left me.

Insert: your name, 2008, and the Republican party.

John Edwards:

2007: recipient of Father of the Year award

2008: Democrats shudder that he may have been their nominee for either President or Vice-President, subjected them to an "October Surprise", and now think he should be nominated instead for Mother-something of the Year