I am an empty headed suit, who has done nothing except get to Harvard through affirmative action, & these idiots in this country are going to put me in charge of the most powerful military in the world! And all because they feel guilty about something that happened many years ago..and they feel bad about this! This is more fun than playing Risk!
Gee, I can't wait to gut the military like Bill Clinton....did I mention how seriously I am starting to take myself.....yayyyy meeee!
"They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
To the loony bin with all you can eat perscription drugs like torizine, and lithium, and electric shock and insulin
They're coming to take me away Ha Ha"
Go to the light... Go to the light... Go to the light Osama.... Go to the lig...(oops!)
Or...
Now don't you do nothing stupid Barry. You listen here to your mamma and me and you'll get to be president. You keep yourself clean and articulate.., But don't say too much and for heaven's sake don't go telling on yourself... When you come home tonight I want us to sit down and discuss everything you've done today... and Lord Almighty! Polish those shoes. I will not have my man seen in public with scuffed shoes... Shame on you! ... .... ....
but I have seen it happen to others. A couple of times I could tell that someone was replying to someone because they used their name but it appeared at the bottom. I don't know why that would happen
In an unexpected moment of impromptu, Obama tilts away from the script to look more thoughtful - and the light crew reacts too late with the fake halo.
I am starting to forget what an idiot I am...and don't you dare criticize my wife! She can say what she wants....but you may not reply...see, this is how my Orwelian reign of terror begins....next stop..the Supreme Court!
Kill babies(abortion), gut the military, punish hard work(taxes) reward lazyness(welfare). Break contracts(rescue mortgage deadbeats).Do not allow people to defend themselves(gun control). I want to control you so you neeed me.
Let the terrorists win! yay! yay! I love national suicide!!!!!! But Europe LOVVVESSS MEEEEEEE, quick, I need another mirror! Oh I LOVE myself soooo much!!!!
Barack Obama pauses during a campaign speech in Washington DC and contemplates a Moonpie. The candidate has a secret jones for the sweet treat and has often found it difficult to concentrate on important matters when the desire overwhelms his thinking. Advisors have begun a quiet search for a rehab program which might fit into his schedule.
Proving that the environment is a priority, Obama has replaced his incandescent "idea" light bulb with a compact fluorescent.
And he saves even more energy by almost never turning it on.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
My new energy plan will involve purchasing alien fuel rods. Each rod will take you to Cygnus X1 and back before complete depletion. The aliens are also volunteering to leave us a robot named Gort if we want one but it only comes in silver.
Oh, Oh, Oh, ice cold milk
and an Oreo Cookie
They forever go together,
What a classic combination
When a dark, delicious cookie
meets an icy cold sensation
Like the one and only creamy,
crunchy, chocolate, O-R-E-O
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The teleprompter broke down,
July 18, 2008 - 15:48 ET by tazzThe teleprompter broke down, and the dialogue box is empty.
Das funny Nuke em til they
July 18, 2008 - 15:49 ET by Dan The Man 2Das funny
Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark.
I still can't believe this...
July 18, 2008 - 16:31 ET by political mavenI am an empty headed suit, who has done nothing except get to Harvard through affirmative action, & these idiots in this country are going to put me in charge of the most powerful military in the world! And all because they feel guilty about something that happened many years ago..and they feel bad about this! This is more fun than playing Risk!
Gee, I can't wait to gut the military like Bill Clinton....did I mention how seriously I am starting to take myself.....yayyyy meeee!
My halo is starting to drift
July 18, 2008 - 15:55 ET by NorthCoasterMy halo is starting to drift away! I'ts overhead instead of behind me.
A spaceship hovers just
July 18, 2008 - 15:51 ET by Dan The Man 2A spaceship hovers just above Obama and wonders if he should take the prize specimen back home.
Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark.
And in a similar vain, I mean vein
July 19, 2008 - 09:32 ET by pbanks7The mothership is about to land, people!
No, it's RO-man. Life of Brian
Bubble bursting in "One"..."two"...
July 20, 2008 - 16:46 ET by Rackie"They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
To the loony bin with all you can eat perscription drugs like torizine, and lithium, and electric shock and insulin
They're coming to take me away Ha Ha"
Shazbot!
July 19, 2008 - 13:13 ET by Hero SquadLook, up in the sky... it's Mork from Ork. Na-nu na-nu.
*****
"People only insist that a debate stop when they are afraid of what might be learned if it continues." - George Will
Look out!
July 18, 2008 - 15:56 ET by mytwocentsHere comes that vast right-wing conspiracy thing again.
His messiahship, lord Osamabama...
July 18, 2008 - 15:57 ET by goldenthroatUnder the illusion that he is the savior of the world, Osamessiah thinks that the light beaming down on him is God.
"How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?" - Firesign Theatre
Quick now follow the light!
July 18, 2008 - 16:00 ET by NorthCoasterQuick now follow the light!
I love it NC!
July 18, 2008 - 20:36 ET by David N MOGo to the light... Go to the light... Go to the light Osama.... Go to the lig...(oops!)
Or...
Now don't you do nothing stupid Barry. You listen here to your mamma and me and you'll get to be president. You keep yourself clean and articulate.., But don't say too much and for heaven's sake don't go telling on yourself... When you come home tonight I want us to sit down and discuss everything you've done today... and Lord Almighty! Polish those shoes. I will not have my man seen in public with scuffed shoes... Shame on you! ... .... ....
(Aarrrg!)
I think we're all Bozos on
July 18, 2008 - 16:05 ET by NorthCoasterI think we're all Bozos on this bus! The nose knows!
Well Mrs. Lopresky what will it be.....Why,why, I'll take the bag....
ROFLMAO
Rocky Roccoco
July 18, 2008 - 16:14 ET by Cool ArrowMelanie Haber? Audrey Farber?
BETTY JO BIOLOSKI?
LYDSEXICS UNTIE
Dont
July 18, 2008 - 16:39 ET by I.am.DILLIGAFDont crush that dwarf hand me the plyers
Guns and Violence are not the answer but they are one solution to the problem== SARG
Well then...
July 18, 2008 - 17:47 ET by goldenthroatSusan Underhill?
"Am-scray, Asrted-Bay...well, koo-koo ka choo!"
"How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?" - Firesign Theatre
→ Thanks Rocky
July 18, 2008 - 17:52 ET by Cool ArrowAll the sights and smells of pig-night came rushing back to me like a hot kiss at the end of a wet fist.
LYDSEXICS UNTIE
Betty Jo Bioloski?
July 19, 2008 - 11:09 ET by goldenthroat"...I hadn't heard that name since college. Everyone knew her as Nancy."
How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?" - Firesign Theatre
since the Rev. Jackson
July 18, 2008 - 15:59 ET by oldArmysince the Rev. Jackson couldn't have his way with obama's testicles....he resorted to dropping water balloons....
This is not part of the caption contest
July 18, 2008 - 16:01 ET by daberkmanThis is just to ask for the quality control experts here at newsbusters takes down the html code.
Also, damn liberals!
And while we're bellyaching,
July 19, 2008 - 09:39 ET by pbanks7why, when I hit login to reply to somebody, does it put me at the bottom, instead of nested?
"Stwike him, so-dya!" -- Life of Brian
because
July 19, 2008 - 09:44 ET byyou weren't logged in??
"You can not support the Troops if you do not support their Mission"
pbbanks - that has not happened to me
July 19, 2008 - 09:52 ET by Dee Bunkbut I have seen it happen to others. A couple of times I could tell that someone was replying to someone because they used their name but it appeared at the bottom. I don't know why that would happen
caption
July 18, 2008 - 16:06 ET by candanceIn an unexpected moment of impromptu, Obama tilts away from the script to look more thoughtful - and the light crew reacts too late with the fake halo.
Is that supposed to be a
July 18, 2008 - 16:12 ET by wiwfIs that supposed to be a halo over his head, or a ufo?
The Rocky Mountain Collegian: Illustrating Idiocy
..."Beam Me Up
July 18, 2008 - 16:12 ET by bigtimer..."Beam Me Up Scotty"....
"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh
My halo, my halo.....it's running....
July 18, 2008 - 16:16 ET by BEGRUNTto the mother ship..........halo, dont leave me now.......
"If a man does his best, what else is there"?
General George S. Patton Jr.
Oh, for crying out loud...I
July 18, 2008 - 16:21 ET by motherbeltOh, for crying out loud...I told them ABOVE my head...honestly....I don't know how Oprah puts up with all those white people working for her!
I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows. -Bart Simpson
→ Obama
July 18, 2008 - 16:26 ET by Cool ArrowObama exposes the hole in America's soul.
LYDSEXICS UNTIE
My wife is out of bounds!
July 18, 2008 - 16:26 ET by JTPMy ears are out of bounds!
My preacher is out of... Damn it! Now my *^&% halo is out of bounds too!
The 2ND Amendment exists to secure the rest
I am just so important
July 18, 2008 - 16:36 ET by political mavenI am starting to forget what an idiot I am...and don't you dare criticize my wife! She can say what she wants....but you may not reply...see, this is how my Orwelian reign of terror begins....next stop..the Supreme Court!
Kill babies(abortion), gut the military, punish hard work(taxes) reward lazyness(welfare). Break contracts(rescue mortgage deadbeats).Do not allow people to defend themselves(gun control). I want to control you so you neeed me.
Let the terrorists win! yay! yay! I love national suicide!!!!!! But Europe LOVVVESSS MEEEEEEE, quick, I need another mirror! Oh I LOVE myself soooo much!!!!
So bitter
July 18, 2008 - 16:36 ET by rogue9772"Barack's water was flavored with bitter whites. The taste of bibles and guns were clinging to his tongue."
Search Me!?
July 18, 2008 - 16:38 ET by CrashIdeas are supposed to come out of ones head.
→ Penny for your thought
July 18, 2008 - 16:41 ET by Cool ArrowEmpty cartoon baloon appears over Obama.
LYDSEXICS UNTIE
Clear your mind
July 18, 2008 - 16:44 ET by CrashThis explains his thought process ... rather, the lack of it.
Earth to Mothership
July 18, 2008 - 16:42 ET by CrashIs that Ferricon's famous mothership we see hovering behind Barrack Hussein Obama?
→ No Crash
July 18, 2008 - 16:49 ET by Cool ArrowThat's the Spaceship that hid for weeks behind th Hale-Bopp comet.
A a member of the "Heavens Gate" cult, Obama is here reconsidering Jesse Jackson's offer as well as the purchase of a new pair of KEDS.
LYDSEXICS UNTIE
I just had an Idea
July 18, 2008 - 16:43 ET by I.am.DILLIGAFIjust had an idea, nope wait its gone, nope there it is, damn now i dont remember. I know it had to do with change but nope now its gone again.
Guns and Violence are not the answer but they are one solution to the problem== SARG
Hale Bopp
July 18, 2008 - 16:45 ET by Eileen Rightreturns for the Heavens Gate member left behind.
→ Dang it Eileen
July 18, 2008 - 16:50 ET by Cool ArrowYou beat me to it.
LYDSEXICS UNTIE
Whenever I see Weasly Clark
July 18, 2008 - 16:55 ET by Eileen RightWhenever I see Weasly Clark with his unblinking gaze, I think of Heaven's Gate.
ER... ...If these
July 18, 2008 - 16:58 ET by bigtimerER...
...If these critters would just put their Nike's on...
"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh
Reagan's reclaiming his
July 18, 2008 - 16:47 ET by mister josephReagan's reclaiming his halo!
Hey...
July 18, 2008 - 17:14 ET by retrocon"Damn white halo, always hangin' over mah head. Wright, Wright, get over here! Thought I told you to fix this thing!?!"
(okay 2+2=? think,
July 18, 2008 - 17:19 ET by(okay 2+2=? think, dammit, think)
"You can not support the Troops if you do not support their Mission"
Presidential aspirant
July 18, 2008 - 17:20 ET by JPR1Barack Obama pauses during a campaign speech in Washington DC and contemplates a Moonpie. The candidate has a secret jones for the sweet treat and has often found it difficult to concentrate on important matters when the desire overwhelms his thinking. Advisors have begun a quiet search for a rehab program which might fit into his schedule.
OH NO!
July 18, 2008 - 17:26 ET by allamericangirlI think I feel some greenhouse gas comming.
→ Obama's greenhouse gas
July 18, 2008 - 17:34 ET by Cool ArrowAnd just as quickly a plenary carbon credit indulgence hovers over the guilty feller.
LYDSEXICS UNTIE
hovers over the guilty feller
July 18, 2008 - 17:51 ET by allamericangirllol Cool Arrow that's perfect
Obama: See folks, I'm not
July 18, 2008 - 18:05 ET by BlazerObama:
See folks, I'm not the dimmest bulb in the room......if you all will just direct your attention above right and slightly behind me.......
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Proving that the
July 18, 2008 - 18:08 ET by JerryProving that the environment is a priority, Obama has replaced his incandescent "idea" light bulb with a compact fluorescent.
And he saves even more energy by almost never turning it on.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
*ponders* Wait... What was
July 18, 2008 - 18:12 ET by BelnumCree*ponders* Wait... What was it I told them last week? *decides* Ah who cares, I'll just deny it.
You can be pretty sure a
July 19, 2008 - 09:45 ET by pbanks7You can be pretty sure a flip-flop is coming when it is preceded by, "I've always said...."
This guy's had more flip-flops than Wal-Mart.
Dennis Kucinich swings by in
July 18, 2008 - 18:27 ET by Blazer"Dennis Kucinich swings by in his new hybrid U.F.O, to pick up Obama for an environmentaly friendly, night on the town. "
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
When Obama'a telepromter
July 18, 2008 - 18:33 ET by Eileen RightWhen Obama'a telepromter went blank, the audience witnessed an actual "Brain Fart", followed by Obama's eloquent "Uh, uh, uh...I, uh, uh..."
"Go towards the light!
July 18, 2008 - 18:39 ET by Crash"Go towards the light!
Good Sam????
July 18, 2008 - 18:57 ET by Airforce_5_OToday I am annoucing my inducted into the "Good Sam" Club and their new face of the bumper sticker!
But what do I know? I am bitter and cling to my religion and guns.
This is going much better than
July 18, 2008 - 19:17 ET by TDVI would had even dreamed. These morons actually want me to be the next president of the WHOLE WORLD!!!
Numma 12
July 18, 2008 - 19:32 ET by Copperhead Ridge"Ah, yes, the well opening. Now I must reveal myself as the 12th Imam."
The Messiah, concentrating intently, levitates an egg...
July 18, 2008 - 19:42 ET by R D Helm...just six short inches above his noggin while addressing the National Egg Packers Union, Local 00, somewhere near East Bumblejerk, Iowa.
The truth is insensitive. - Neal Boortz
Fortunately just as
July 18, 2008 - 19:58 ET by Trix RabbitFortunately just as Obama-lama-ding-dong formulated an idea, a light bulb appeared over his head.
Unfortunately, it was only a 2-watt light bulb.
Will that much energy expended damage his carbon footprint?
Liberal: a power worshipper without power. George Orwell
Trix, I love it!
July 19, 2008 - 19:51 ET by goldenthroatTR,
That is the best name I have heard for Osama Bama so far! Kinda reminds me of growing up during do-wop days!
"How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?" - Firesign Theatre
look closer into my mind
July 18, 2008 - 21:31 ET by upcountrywaterThe white bubble, the secret, of my change)
Liberals62%
IranianUranium
Sen. Obama dreams of sugar
July 18, 2008 - 21:39 ET by Insane ChipmunkSen. Obama dreams of sugar cookies while fielding softball questions from the MSM.
Sen. Obama dreams of sugar
July 18, 2008 - 21:48 ET by Insane Chipmunk**sorry duplicate post
Couric was late with my
July 18, 2008 - 23:04 ET by dodecahedronCouric was late with my latte, Gibson did a lousy job shining my shoes and Williams sneezed on my Rolex.
How does the press expect me to win without their full support?
Please Beam Him Up Scotty
July 18, 2008 - 23:29 ET by stratmanThat danged UFO is following me again.
Where are those gun-clinging troglodytes when you need one.
Where's my tin foil hat and I want a cigarette now!
Barack Hussein disgraces
July 18, 2008 - 23:50 ET by cocodrieBarack Hussein disgraces Reagan building with his presence.
energy
July 19, 2008 - 00:04 ET by m1xramMy new energy plan will involve purchasing alien fuel rods. Each rod will take you to Cygnus X1 and back before complete depletion. The aliens are also volunteering to leave us a robot named Gort if we want one but it only comes in silver.
Gorical
July 19, 2008 - 00:11 ET by m1xramThe Gorical appeared to Obama and he sayeth..
Ronald Reagan building? I
July 19, 2008 - 01:22 ET by dodecahedronRonald Reagan building? I think we studied about that guy when I was in 6th grade.
Wizard of... what was it again?
July 19, 2008 - 02:31 ET by TennysonPay no attention to that escaping halo at the top! I am the great and powerful... uhhh, ummm, uh... Obama!
Thinking:
July 19, 2008 - 03:52 ET by Parker1227"They warned me that if I abandoned just one more far-left position they'd start egging me."
I "had" a dream.
July 19, 2008 - 07:33 ET by CrashNow, where the hell did it go?
Believe
July 19, 2008 - 07:37 ET by CrashSpeak ... not ... good with no prompty thingy ... maybe Tinkerbell can help.
EGG-HEAD
July 19, 2008 - 08:48 ET by charlietexasEGG-HEAD
PUT A JUG OVER HIS HEAD, HE'LL BE JUG-HEAD.
PUT A BUTT OVER HIS HEAD, HE'LL BE BUTT-HEAD
MOM
Reaganites Unite!
July 19, 2008 - 11:57 ET by CrashWatch as the vast right-wing-conspiracy (shown in white) is being engulfed by the marxist shadow party.
Senator Obama to himself:
July 19, 2008 - 13:53 ET by Uphill"I wonder what's going on at Real Climate?"
WUWT
July 19, 2008 - 14:38 ET by Rackie"UFO - 9 O'CLOCK HIGH!"
Why?
July 19, 2008 - 16:35 ET by okiehawk44Why'd I let my typical white grandmother talk me into this?
Light above my head....
July 19, 2008 - 16:53 ET by ExtirpaterDoes not originate from any known hole in my head.
See Spot Run!
July 19, 2008 - 18:00 ET by CrashHere Spot!
Oh, oh, oh
July 19, 2008 - 18:40 ET by Calypso JonesOh, Oh, Oh, ice cold milk
and an Oreo Cookie
They forever go together,
What a classic combination
When a dark, delicious cookie
meets an icy cold sensation
Like the one and only creamy,
crunchy, chocolate, O-R-E-O
Hey, creamy center, come back here!!
The light of inevitable
July 19, 2008 - 23:35 ET by Cureboy675The light of inevitable victory shines down upon him.
The Messiah Sees the Light
July 20, 2008 - 06:11 ET by DoktorFrankenBarack Obama's handlers find that he is easily distracted by quick, random flashes of light - not unlike a cat.
Unfortunately my liberal
July 20, 2008 - 06:55 ET by johnbarryUnfortunately my liberal halo embarrasses me here.
"In the words of Michelle ... er ... I meanLady MacBeth ...
July 20, 2008 - 07:35 ET by Crash... Out, out, Damn'd Spot!"
Spot On
July 20, 2008 - 07:38 ET by CrashHow many dreamers does is take to screw up a country?
What's Farrakhan's Mother Ship ....
July 20, 2008 - 10:31 ET by Tom Blumer.... doing here?
Background
Spothead
July 20, 2008 - 11:34 ET by CrashSpothead
Here are ALL my original
July 20, 2008 - 13:33 ET by MWKHere are ALL my original ideas for change.............From My Cold Dead Hands..................
Which came first? The
July 20, 2008 - 14:39 ET by BlazerWhich came first?
The egg, or the chickensh-t ?
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
"I see one guy, way up in
July 20, 2008 - 19:14 ET by mattm"I see one guy, way up in the nosebleed section, that isn't kneeling."