The Rev. Jesse Jackson has a word with Sen. Barack Obama (Newscom)
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why are you looking down on me?
July 11, 2008 - 16:16 ET by SouthJersey1953Why are you looking down on me? You aren't even a real black!
Firewall
July 11, 2008 - 16:18 ET by JDWJackson's Obama comments almost went unnoticed
JDW
SAPPY NEWS
DAILY WAVE
NUTS to you NOO nuts to you, you first.. hands off that.. OWWWWW
July 11, 2008 - 16:17 ET by upcountrywaterLiberals62%
IranianUranium
This will only hurt for a
July 11, 2008 - 16:18 ET by oldArmyThis will only hurt for a minute....
"Sorry Jesse, my wife's
July 11, 2008 - 17:26 ET by TruthMonger"Sorry Jesse, my wife's already got 'em..."
or perhaps an actual Obama quote:
'My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join with me as we try to change it.'
- Barack Obama
Captionfest
July 11, 2008 - 16:22 ET by UpwayObama: What are you doing, Reverend?
Jackson: Nut 'N Honey.
In the immortal words of Gen Anthony McAuliffe at Bastogne
July 11, 2008 - 16:24 ET by Prester John"NUTS!"
All right, turn your head
July 11, 2008 - 16:29 ET by dvdaughtryAll right, turn your head and cough.
You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
Jesse says.....
July 11, 2008 - 16:38 ET by PurdueMattDrop your pants junior
Go ahead, make my day!
July 11, 2008 - 16:41 ET by CobraManReverend Jesse Jackson had to physically restrain Sen. Obama after Mr. Obama loudly exclaimed: “Go ahead and try to cut off my nuts, old man! I'll kick your ass all the way back to Selma!”
CobraMan, is that...
July 11, 2008 - 22:36 ET by goldenthroatCobraMan,
Is that anywhere near Hymietown?
"How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?" - Firesign Theatre
Well it seems if Jesse
July 11, 2008 - 22:40 ET by BlazerWell it seems if Jesse had his way golden, he would send Barack to " Hymen-Town"
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
That was a brilliant touch
July 11, 2008 - 16:47 ET by allamericangirlThat was a brilliant touch having my son act outraged now the hymies and stupid bitter clinging crackers down south will believe your one of them.
Rev. Wright and I will be waiting in the basement for you when your done here.
"Liberalism is a mental disorder" -Michael Savage
You hit the nail on the head
July 12, 2008 - 07:23 ET by SouthJersey1953I feel this whole thing was contrived to get more white votes..... I think you got it!
Jackson: What the hell do
July 11, 2008 - 16:48 ET by RukusJackson: What the hell do you mean Michelle has them!
"Nuke 'em 'til they... oh hell, just shoot 'em!"
OK... we'll make up.
July 11, 2008 - 16:49 ET by MidAmericaOK... we'll make up. But no tongues!
TH, William Shakespeare
July 11, 2008 - 16:52 ET by CellaObama, "Is that a knife I see behind you? The handle pointed toward your hand."
"Look into my eyes Barak.
July 11, 2008 - 16:55 ET by Chris Norman"Look into my eyes Barak. When you wake up, you will name me as Secretary of Everything..."
LUKE.....I AM YOUR
July 11, 2008 - 16:53 ET by charlietexasLUKE.....I AM YOUR FATHER........WE SHARE THE SAME NUTS...........CAN I BE IN YOUR ADMINISTRATION??
OK DAD BUT YOUR DARK FADOR
I won't tell where our
July 11, 2008 - 17:18 ET by motherbeltI won't tell where our left hands are if you won't!!
Shoot 'em all; let God sort 'em out! - Marge Simpson
"where is your other
July 11, 2008 - 17:28 ET by TruthMonger"where is your other hand?"
"between two pillows"
"those AREN'T PILLOWS!!!!!!!!"
Steve Martin
July 11, 2008 - 18:57 ET by BarrackAh, "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles"..
How can you stand it? Because I've been with Del Griffith.
www.benbarrack.com
¿Me comprende, amigo?
July 11, 2008 - 17:00 ET by mom_roxJackson: "Quiero cortar tus testículos."
Obama: "Appreciate that. Umm, my Spanish isn't that great. You did say that you admired my testicular fortitude, right?"
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
- George Bernard Shaw, 1944
Jesse, the bus is here.
July 11, 2008 - 17:03 ET by Roger the ShrubberJesse, the bus is here. It's time for you to get under it.
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say `nee' at will to old ladies.
Damn. From the back of the
July 11, 2008 - 17:06 ET by Chris NormanDamn. From the back of the bus to under the bus.
McNotObama '08
ba-da-bing! Oh, what
July 11, 2008 - 17:16 ET by Roger the Shrubberba-da-bing!
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say `nee' at will to old ladies.
Jesse: You're
July 11, 2008 - 17:09 ET by Ruths husband BenJesse: You're nuts!
Barack: And they're gonna stay mine!
“it is not the role of this Court to pronounce the Second Amendment extinct.” - Justice Antonin Scalia
HEADLINES
July 11, 2008 - 17:14 ET by DRM 23Both Jackson and Obama are thinking.......I've seen Spock do this nerve pinch on Star Trek at least 1,000 times..............what the hell am I doing wrong?
Jackson: Good thing I didn't cut his nuts out, because I may have to kick him in them.
Airplane script
July 11, 2008 - 17:15 ET by BurgherJesse: Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?
Barack: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
Jesse: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?
Barack: UH...
Jesse Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.
Barack: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.
Jesse: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.
Jesse, Barack: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
Jesse: Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit
now this is good stuff,
July 11, 2008 - 17:30 ET by TruthMongernow this is good stuff, matt
much better than the religous topics!
This raises a question, if
July 11, 2008 - 19:36 ET by muh-oonThis raises a question, if you teach your kids "jive" does it count as a foreign language? Or would barack still be embarrassed?
muh-oon got some jive on an airplane
July 12, 2008 - 01:23 ET by upcountrywaterIt's a long flight to indo abnesia , glad someone can speak jive
Liberals62%
IranianUranium
Jesse asks about his recent aircraft problem.
July 11, 2008 - 21:05 ET by Wilbur747Jesse: Say, slam on me 'bout that plane ride of yours. Were you scared?
Barack: Check it bleed! Bro was ON! Didn't trip, but the folks was freakin' man! Hey, and [we] was laid to da bone, home! So blood hammered out and Jam Jib! Tightened that bad sucker side'a runway like a mutha...shiiiit!
Jesse: Golly!
rolls eyes
July 11, 2008 - 22:52 ET by candanceThanks for the profanity. Really adds a touch of class to NB.
Don't normally use profanity...
July 12, 2008 - 13:04 ET by Wilbur747We don't normally use profanity, but in order to quote the movie lines correctly and add to the humor required it.
Lighten up Francis!
Marblemouth: "I will put
July 11, 2008 - 17:17 ET by SickofLibsMarblemouth: "I will put them in a chest like Davy Jones' heart in Pirates of the Caribbean and give the chest to Pelosi for safekeeping.
Just in case you try anything funny."
"On deh count a three, ah
July 11, 2008 - 17:21 ET by mattm"On deh count a three, ah goin' fo my blade." - JJ
"Bring it own, bro!" - BHO
They Go Together ...
July 11, 2008 - 17:22 ET by Crash... Like Stink On Sh*t!
Trail Mix
July 11, 2008 - 17:25 ET by Crash"Mixed Nuts?"
"No thanks, I prefer the party mix!"
I'm sorry son....
July 11, 2008 - 17:27 ET by paddyI had no idea they'd been cut off already....!
I knew it was you Jesse, You
July 11, 2008 - 17:27 ET by tazzI knew it was you Jesse, You broke my heart....
A winner here:
July 11, 2008 - 17:36 ET by DingbatRev Jesse: Damn....Rev Sharpton beat me to them!!!
Or: Damn...Rev Wright beat me to them
Or: Damn...Bo Snerdly beat me to them
Aigh't Barack, I
July 11, 2008 - 17:36 ET by BlazerAigh't Barack, I apologise fo' sayin' I was gonna' snip yo' jewels off, an' I aint' mad no mo' you wuz callin' black people out.
Now to prove that you a real brutha' and they aint' no hard feelin's , lets go spit in all da' white peoples food.
http://www.jessejackson.org/images/jesse_waiter.jpg
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Announcer, " Alright
July 11, 2008 - 17:37 ET by SemperrightAnnouncer, " Alright everbody, put your right hand on the shoulder of the A$$-hole nearest you."
"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference.
The MARINES don't have that problem."
President Ronald Reagan - 1985
Justice Brother, with a vengence!
July 11, 2008 - 18:06 ET by RiharObama: Just keep those hands where I can see them Jesse.
When a liberal speaks, the truth is busy elsewhere.
.
July 11, 2008 - 18:22 ET by TheCitizen.
I can out-stare you.......no..I....
July 11, 2008 - 18:50 ET by BEGRUNTcan out- stare YOU.....
"If a man does his best, what else is there"?
General George S. Patton Jr.
Here's what ya gotta do to
July 11, 2008 - 18:50 ET by TexasOptimistHere's what ya gotta do to get your nuts back!
I am a conservative who is willing to think for himself.
It's a staring contest! The
July 11, 2008 - 18:51 ET by TexasOptimistIt's a staring contest! The first man to blink loses! (Of course, Obama isn't really a man, since Jesse has his nuts!)
I am a conservative who is willing to think for himself.
Scissors
July 11, 2008 - 18:58 ET by BarrackJackson: Just call me Edward Scissorlegs.
www.benbarrack.com
The nut doesn't fall far
July 11, 2008 - 18:59 ET by CrashThe nut doesn't fall far from the tree.
The Dark Side.
July 11, 2008 - 19:04 ET by Crash"But master, I am ready to become a Jess-I knight!"
"In time ... yes, yes ... will you become, ratta tatta tee, uh ratta tatta tum."
Jesse: So this cracker says Black Hole.
July 11, 2008 - 19:06 ET by Eileen RightObama: Black Hole? I thought he said Black Ho and was talking about Michelle.
Ooooh! Ouch! That's
July 11, 2008 - 19:25 ET by RukusOoooh! Ouch!
That's harsh! LOL! Yeah, he was!!! RTOFLMAO!!!!
"Nuke 'em 'til they... oh hell, just shoot 'em!"
Jesse:"get over here, I'm
July 11, 2008 - 19:33 ET by muh-oonJesse:"get over here, I'm gonna teach your 'kids' some spanish- don't take this groping the wrong way, I'm not a bi-lingual.
Brack:"ICHEEWAAWAA"
B on B
July 11, 2008 - 19:42 ET by opnpt0You know that I want Jesse's girl! J Jackson is so jealous he can't stand Obama.
Newsbusters is in a blog tournament at http://greatestofall...
Larry Sinclair did
July 11, 2008 - 19:43 ET by tazzLarry Sinclair did WHAT??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heh
July 11, 2008 - 19:45 ET by Obis SisterOk, buddy, now just turn your head and cough.
Obi's Sister
www.justgrits.wordpr...
Barrack:Apology
July 11, 2008 - 19:53 ET by BlazerBarrack:
"Apology accepted Jesse............awww hell Jesse, the Rev. Wright, Father Phleger, Bill Ayres, Bernardine Dohr and all the others, they were all easy to throw under the bus,....... but you, you are too much for me Jesse, I wish I knew how to quit you !"
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Balls in your court
July 11, 2008 - 20:09 ET by acumenObama - What do you mean; "you won't leave me hangin'?"
Take advice from your elder.
July 11, 2008 - 20:12 ET by johnbarryTake advice from your elder. You should be seen and not heard.
"1-2-3 cha-cha-cha...4-5-6
July 11, 2008 - 20:50 ET by DaBird"1-2-3 cha-cha-cha...4-5-6 cha-cha-cha......"
Ima cutcha Jesse!
July 11, 2008 - 21:13 ET by GregEIma cutcha Jesse!
The thrilla in
July 11, 2008 - 21:17 ET by ahusserThe thrilla in Manilla
Jesse: "When I was a boy,
July 11, 2008 - 22:22 ET by JerryJesse: "When I was a boy, my father would always castrate me... I mean, castigate me for doing poorly on my testes... I mean, tests in pubic... I mean, public school, and that made me sad, but my Aunt Eunich... I mean Aunt Eunis, would tell me, boy, don't you be a laying around all prostate... I mean prostrate, and get off your butt and work like a family jewels... I mean, family of Jews, and keep your mind sharp, and your penis sharp.... I mean, pencil sharp, and to your doubters, I say, 'Scrotum'... I mean, 'Screw'em', and..."
Barrack: Ummmm, Jesse, is there a point to this sto... Owwwwww!!!!
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
N*ts...
July 11, 2008 - 22:22 ET by thebronzeBarry: "Wait...where's your other hand?"
Jesse: "Don't worry about it..."
Don Obama says
July 11, 2008 - 22:25 ET by Cho Yi FanKeep your friends close and your enemies closer.
"A man may be killed but never humiliated."-Shaolin proverb
In the voice of the old
July 11, 2008 - 22:44 ET by tkeefeIn the voice of the old public service commercials, It is 11:00 do you know where your kids are?
Obama do you know where your nutz are?
BARACK, Can you get me off
July 12, 2008 - 11:40 ET by tazzBARACK, Can you get me off the hook, for old times sake. No can do Jess
i'm sorry i said i wanted to cut your nuts off
July 11, 2008 - 23:33 ET by lunaticcringeradioi see your wife already did that
lunaticcringeradio
Rev Jackson looks deeply
July 12, 2008 - 01:30 ET by Insane ChipmunkRev Jackson looks deeply into Sen. Obama's eyes and softly but assuredly sings the lyrics to South Park's "Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls" song.
"Obi-Wan never told you
July 12, 2008 - 02:08 ET by Cureboy675"Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father......."
Both hands FIRMLY gripping, ready set GOOOOOOO
July 12, 2008 - 02:53 ET by upcountrywaterwho will SQUEAL first.
Both of them are 100% NUTS SQUARED
Liberals62%
IranianUranium
I want you to meet...
July 12, 2008 - 08:55 ET by Copperhead Ridge...Larry Sinclair.
Jesse: I'm shaking hands with him right now.
snip snip
July 12, 2008 - 09:20 ET by Catherwoodstay real still, barry, this won't hurt a bit.
Lookah heeaah, you
July 12, 2008 - 10:35 ET by Shooter1002Lookah heeaah, you half-niggah, don't you be preechin bout mah homies stayin home wid they baybees, an skoolin and jobs.
Whutchoo mean jobs? Da gubmint don't be givin folks whut got jobs no free money!
You boys go an get jobs an what me an Al gone bitch 'bout! You an dat boy Cosby best watch yo ass!
Oh make up your mind.
July 12, 2008 - 11:15 ET by pbanks7Just pick a part and start slicin', cuz he's completely nuts.
"I said, 'What sup, muhniggah.'" -- Rush Hour
BIG TIME WRESTLING
July 12, 2008 - 11:20 ET by CaringwhiteguyTune in tomorrow at 8 for BIG TIME WRESTLING. Jesse the Body vs. Barack Adonis.
Listen Barrack, do not
July 12, 2008 - 11:48 ET by Free StinkerListen Barrack, do not borrow any more airplanes from Hillary, you dig?
Bro, I am not a muslim, I
July 12, 2008 - 11:57 ET by cocodrieBro, I am not a muslim, I don't even know what a muslim is.
Do not be concerned by the
July 12, 2008 - 12:02 ET by Jack BauerI warned you not to buy your
July 12, 2008 - 12:05 ET by cocodrieI warned you not to buy your birth certificate from Sharpton.
"I thought I smelled cabbage!"
July 12, 2008 - 13:27 ET by Crash"Don't get too close son ... I just cut one."
Rember
July 13, 2008 - 12:27 ET by I.am.DILLIGAFif he taps your foot twice he wants you, if only once then forget it.
Guns and Violence are not the answer but they are one solution to the problem== SARG