..."It Hurts So Bad"...

"Never murder your opponent when he is committing suicide." ~ W. Wilson

my tailor bout them sleeves, HO!

Difference of Opinion is what makes a Horse Race

Let me take you inside and show you how a real man stains a blue dress. (don't ban me, please)

Is my ---butt as big as Michelles??? And no tongues in front of the camera.

Hillary kisses like a typical white person.

Personally, I think a firm hand shake would have been better for their party.   They haven't been friendly in the past... why bother now... this show of "fake" feelings isn’t helping their party unite, but then again, I could be completely wrong on this…  LOL

To paraphrase the title song from "Goldfinger":

"Once she's kissed you, it's the kiss of death..."

Mm-ah, mm-ah. Fake kisses all around.

Michael Corleone kissing Fredo.

Which one is witch ??, if you know what I mean.

MOMYDEARESTC

B.O.:

" So Hill, does this show of affection mean I wont' be having to employ any wine and food tasters at the convention in August ?"

 "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

                               " The Cake is a lie."   

Obama thinks ok just a little to teh left and here comes the Bus ... ready ....get set....

Hillary sets for the kiss of death ... Comon you bastard let me kiss ya...

Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark.

"Osama, if you really think I quit this campaign, then wait until August, buddy boy!"

"Everything you know is wrong!" - Firesign Theatre

The 2ND Amendment exists to secure the rest

Obama is teetering on the razor's edge.

I wonder if he remembers that stuff about sheep's clothing and ravening wolves.

The Cure said it best:

"This kiss could cost my life...That's all I see in your eyes"

Brak "What's up with that goofy grin?"

Hill "You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

Brak "Dang woman, your lipstick smells like poison."

'Democratic presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama greets Senator Hillary Clinton before boarding a plane....'

Did he really get on a plane after that encounter??? Give him some credit, that took guts!

A$$ Ki$$er$

is a vampire...

Hill: I vant to suck your bluud.

Barry: Uh, uh, uh, she has no reflection!!!

and look worse than the last corpse I saw at a funeral home.

But thanks for coming.

There are no 'cheap feels' here, boy! You'll pay!

Kiss me..........FOOL!!

Lili Von Shtupp:
(Hillary) Is it true how zey say zat you people are... gifted?

[Lights go out, sound of zipper opening]

Lili Von Shtupp:
(Hillary) Oh. It's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!

Of course, if they both have poison lips....

Nahh, we could never be that lucky. :-(

The truth is insensitive. - Neal Boortz

The publishers of Websters Dictionary announced that this photo would appear in the next edition next to the phrase "awkward moment".

When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.

Rocky and Bullwinkle consummate their relationship

Such CRAP !

Does anyone really believe this?

 Hillary: <SNIFF SNIFF>" Is that new cologne you're wearing?"

B. Hussein: "Why yes, it's called "CHANGE" get used to it ho"

Just curious where the switchblade is in this photo...

"...white man's greed runs a world in need."  Barack Obama

I missed all the action. I was at a new listing taking photos when they were doing the kiss kiss stuff.

"She rocks"? OMG

I think we are all trapped in the same dream.

Did I say dream? I mean nightmare!

First there was Jason vs. Freddy. Then came Predator vs. Alien. But that was child's play compared to She-male vs. Fe-man. Like matter and anti-matter, when manly woman meets womanly man, it is sure to cause a rift in the space-time continuum, or at least in the democrat party.

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Apollo Hussein Creed: "Ain't gonna be no rematch.."

Rocky Rodham Balboa: "Don't want one."

Rocky Rodham: "Cut me Mick, cut me, I just wanna go the distance! Yo Paulie! Yo Adriene!"

Billy Jeff: "Now Hillary, how many times I gotta tell you to stop calling me Adriene in public. Now start pounding meat, you gotta be ready in case Apollo's plane accidentally crashes."

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

"The anti-McCain right is going to swing me the election, then I'm going to return the favor by turning America into one great big Cuba!  You can be my Che, Hill sweetie.  Just think!  You, and a cattle prod and a whole bunch of right-wing dissidents.  And yes, you can have Rove as your personal pool-boy.  Just don't leave any visible bruising."

Once you go black(-ish), you can never go back.

Caption: They said I had to do this, but they didn't say I had to like it.  

Democrats: Stuck on Stupid since 2000.

"He/She smells like beef jerky."

 Didn't Michelle once say that Barrack Hussein Obama was "stinky?" No wonder Hillary's scrunching her nose.  

Hillary: Barack your ear is absolutely HUGE up close like this.

Barack: Well Hillary I haven't smelled anything like you since the Iowa State Fair.