By NB Staff (Bio | Archive) May 31, 2008 - 15:58 ET
Hillary Clinton shares a drink and a smile with reporters on her campaign plane prior to takeoff from the airport in Rapid City, South Dakota (photo AP).
I'm Clillary Hinton, and I mapproved his thessage. (Belch).
"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." -Ronald Reagan
"Hell, boys, I started hitting the hard stuff right after I married Bill! Wouldn't you hit the heavy stuff if you knew that woman-abuser was your only chance for power, and you had to stay with him, no matter what?"
-Or-
"Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere". Is that clear, or do I have to slip you my left for a convincer?"
"Let me tell yew a wittle secwet about my husby Wick Slilly...(hic)...did you know...(hic)...he actually crawled in bed with me last summer...(hic)...during a heat wave...(hic)...just so he could cool down?...(hic).
"... so then when we heard Monica was going to be deposed, I said to Bill, 'Let's hope she doesn't blow it!' We sure had a good laugh over that one..."
"......The party's over It's time to call it a day They've burst your pretty balloon And taken the moon away It's time to wind up the masquerade Just make your mind up the piper must be paid ....."
Hillary wants to be the President of the USA right? Then why does her plane carry Mexican Beer? Why not good old fashion Budweiser, you know, an AMERICAN BEER!
Baaawack may have went ta fif-ty theven s-s-sthates, but let me tell you right now......are you listhening to me? Hayyyyy, listhen to meeeee, listhen to me, listh....ok..ok...........he said he went to fif-ty theven sthates. Well...hey listhen to me a minute pleesth, we are going to go to all thixty ok? All thixty...hear me ok? hear what I sthya......thixty, we will be there ok? you hear that?
My old friend Ted Kennedy once gave me a good piece of advice. He said, "at times like these, I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy". And he should know...
"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." -Ronald Reagan
Alone in front of the adoring press, the real, warm kind and loving Hillary comes out of her shell and makes an appearance with some ad-lib self deferential jokes. -
Now when you say "crows feet" are you referring to the wrinkles on my face, or this skeletor's claw of a hand clutching my whisky sour?
Boy I really blew it by going to the democrat voters before I sealed up my base- you guys. I gots to hand it to Obama on that one.
But seriously folks, have you not noticed that I am the only one with a parachute?
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...Cheers!... "Never
May 31, 2008 - 16:09 ET by bigtimer...Cheers!...
"Never murder your opponent when he is committing suicide." ~ W. Churchill
and the cheer was: "glad
June 1, 2008 - 16:32 ET by Conservative in the Artsand the cheer was:
"glad I don't go to THAT church!"
Hillary:
May 31, 2008 - 16:19 ET by Barker"Hey, it's 9:00AM somewhere"
I'm Clillary Hinton, and I
May 31, 2008 - 16:34 ET by fitzfongI'm Clillary Hinton, and I mapproved his thessage. (Belch).
"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." -Ronald Reagan
Bill Started It
May 31, 2008 - 16:33 ET by JoelCT"Hell, boys, I started hitting the hard stuff right after I married Bill! Wouldn't you hit the heavy stuff if you knew that woman-abuser was your only chance for power, and you had to stay with him, no matter what?"
-Or-
"Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere". Is that clear, or do I have to slip you my left for a convincer?"
Hiccup
May 31, 2008 - 16:41 ET by dbo"Then after I ...hiccup...negotiated peace in ...hiccup...Ireland...hiccup...I came under sniper fire in Bosnia...hiccup......."
Hillary's little secret...
May 31, 2008 - 19:25 ET by goldenthroat"Let me tell yew a wittle secwet about my husby Wick Slilly...(hic)...did you know...(hic)...he actually crawled in bed with me last summer...(hic)...during a heat wave...(hic)...just so he could cool down?...(hic).
The Party's Over.
May 31, 2008 - 16:44 ET by CrashObama did a better job at out lefting Hillary. Let's hope that strategy doesn't work against McCain.
HRC: "Well, you know how
May 31, 2008 - 16:51 ET by motherbeltHRC: "Well, you know how it goes....you win some, you lose some!
(Hey, I get to put MY words in her mouth!!)
Do It
May 31, 2008 - 16:52 ET by Birch BarlowTwo excited members of the Barack Hussein Clown Posse urge Senator Clinton to drink the Obama Kool-Aid.
shucks Birch
May 31, 2008 - 18:58 ET by candanceYou stole the only good idea I had!
Hilary Tells Jokes
May 31, 2008 - 17:00 ET by PeterD"... so then when we heard Monica was going to be deposed, I said to Bill, 'Let's hope she doesn't blow it!' We sure had a good laugh over that one..."
Hillary Clinton on the bus
May 31, 2008 - 17:16 ET by stratmanHillary Clinton on the bus to the Betty Ford Clinic.
"This is my last drink. Promise."
RRAM Tough!
"So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye!"
May 31, 2008 - 18:42 ET by YaegerMeister"So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye
I leave and heave a sigh and say goodbye -- Goodbye!"
Good Idea! Let's use that
June 1, 2008 - 14:08 ET by pbanks7Good Idea! Let's use that music for the Dem theme song. It has that goofy circus-ey melody to it.
MSM - shaping all the perceptions you need to believe.
Hillary and the gang singing.......
May 31, 2008 - 18:42 ET by winston smith"......The party's over It's time to call it a day They've burst your pretty balloon And taken the moon away It's time to wind up the masquerade Just make your mind up the piper must be paid ....."
double
May 31, 2008 - 18:48 ET by opnpt0If I drink enough it looks like there's twice as many people at my rallies.
Thank you Bill for informing me that we are at 30,000 feet
May 31, 2008 - 18:55 ET by upcountrywaterOOHHH heck NO I ain't going in there with you. har, har hic
Liberals62%
IranianUranium
"White people" (sigh)
May 31, 2008 - 18:57 ET by mister joseph"White people" (sigh)
hillary has been seen often with a drink glass in hand
May 31, 2008 - 19:02 ET by lunaticcringeradiomany democrats are hoping she's taking a shot of reality, republicans are hoping purely for the entertainment factor it's only golden grain.
lunaticcringeradio
Gee, Bill, be lucky you
May 31, 2008 - 19:19 ET by mister josephGee, Bill, be lucky you don't have to pretend to like this ugly girl and her foppish friend!
Who are these two toads
May 31, 2008 - 19:42 ET by seanrobinsWho are these two toads drinkin' it up with Ms. Clinton? Now, aren't they models of unbiased journalism?
sean robins
blog.seanrobins.com
Bad taste.
May 31, 2008 - 20:18 ET by FoolicanChelsea? Fetch Dr. House quick, it's 3 AM and my Botox is peeling off!
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I want to take Big Beer's profits! What the heck, I want to take their beers!
"And there I was..."
May 31, 2008 - 20:25 ET by blooloo"...all dressed up and too proud to puke and I said 'Beer tender, gimme a bar...' "
"Better yet, make that tee more martooni's..."
And now the end is near and
May 31, 2008 - 20:42 ET by johnbarryAnd now the end is near and so I face the final curtain.
johnbarry... ...that's
May 31, 2008 - 20:46 ET by bigtimerjohnbarry...
...that's rich.
"Never murder your opponent when he is committing suicide." ~ W. Churchill
Mexican Beer? Hillary
May 31, 2008 - 20:48 ET by Clear thinkerMexican Beer?
Hillary wants to be the President of the USA right? Then why does her plane carry Mexican Beer? Why not good old fashion Budweiser, you know, an AMERICAN BEER!
"Abstain from McCain"
That's one of her
June 1, 2008 - 14:11 ET by pbanks7That's one of her constituents. A voter -- in several precincts.
MSM - shaping all the perceptions you need to believe.
No caption here, but Corona? You have got to be kidding.
May 31, 2008 - 20:55 ET by R D HelmEverybody knows Tecate is much better than Corona. :-)
We are being smothered by government in this country. - Neal Boortz
Baaawack may have went ta
May 31, 2008 - 21:06 ET by GregEBaaawack may have went ta fif-ty theven s-s-sthates, but let me tell you right now......are you listhening to me? Hayyyyy, listhen to meeeee, listhen to me, listh....ok..ok...........he said he went to fif-ty theven sthates. Well...hey listhen to me a minute pleesth, we are going to go to all thixty ok? All thixty...hear me ok? hear what I sthya......thixty, we will be there ok? you hear that?
-
May 31, 2008 - 21:17 ET by dahliatravers... not sure I follow you, ma'am. Just so you know, it's pronounced Fity Cent. But don't worry, he hasn't endorsed anyone. Can we get you some coffee?
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May 31, 2008 - 21:07 ET by dahliatraversNo caption but a comment. NewsBusters was kind in choosing this picture ... as opposed to the second picture in this link.
No doubt. I saw that one
May 31, 2008 - 21:16 ET by GregENo doubt. I saw that one too. Awesome! LOL
Hey, Dahlialama....more -----'s in your post
May 31, 2008 - 21:23 ET by JayTeeI don't have enough cursor control to click on one -
Put out 3 or more, and relieve my corpal tunnel aches trying to click on a single -
...and the 2nd Picture was a better caption candidate...
jaytee
May 31, 2008 - 21:26 ET by botgthat's our dashing D
Support our Troops
To me, it's a TWO CLICK D
May 31, 2008 - 21:43 ET by JayTeeI always miss the first click....
I was just poking fun at them...although, one does know immediately whose Post it is....sorta like cool arrow....
Here is some real GOOD news TROOPSCOOP on IRaq.....that you don't see since Obamarama is sucking up all the Air in the News rooms.....
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June 1, 2008 - 09:11 ET by dahliatraversTHAT'S what you mean! Very good pun, Botg.
dahlia, I think the NB pic picker is wimping out bigtime.
May 31, 2008 - 21:37 ET by R D HelmI like the second pic much better. :-)
We are being smothered by government in this country. - Neal Boortz
RD... ...Me too... Saw
May 31, 2008 - 21:48 ET by bigtimerRD...
...Me too...
Saw it yesterday...now that would of been fun.
(thanks Blaze btw...)
"Never murder your opponent when he is committing suicide." ~ W. Churchill
Evenin', bt.
May 31, 2008 - 22:19 ET by R D HelmLOL-Yeah, I wanna see the pic taken later where Broom Hilda is worshiping the porcelain god.
We are being smothered by government in this country. - Neal Boortz
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June 1, 2008 - 09:15 ET by dahliatraversI couldn't believe it was her at first, RD!
I'm sure NewsBusters was just being kind in their choice. But also, if they had run the other one, they might have unjustly been accused of sexism.
yes i agree because drudge ran with that one
June 1, 2008 - 09:44 ET by lunaticcringeradiomabe it was a lil bit of both, not wanting be too harsh and let drudge have that pic.
you can bet one thing, if any pic can be found of a republican in any bad light it will be fully exploited and over blown.
lunaticcringeradio
Noooo.....I haven't drank enough to join the Mile High club...
May 31, 2008 - 21:31 ET by JayTeeIs there a Lesbian on the Plane ?....I need another Drink...
My old friend Ted Kennedy
May 31, 2008 - 21:37 ET by fitzfongMy old friend Ted Kennedy once gave me a good piece of advice. He said, "at times like these, I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy". And he should know...
"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." -Ronald Reagan
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June 1, 2008 - 09:08 ET by dahliatraverslol
in an attempt to woo the younger voter
May 31, 2008 - 22:52 ET by lunaticcringeradiohillary made a cameo apperance in the latest volume of girls gone wild, the fat ugly election edition.
lunaticcringeradio
Man Hands
May 31, 2008 - 23:25 ET by TruthMattersDo you like my "Man Hands"?
"Damn the Mojitos, full
June 1, 2008 - 01:56 ET by BuxomAnnieMcGreggor"Damn the Mojitos, full speed ahead!"
Heilige Scheiße! How do you turn this damned thing off? -J. Robert Oppenheimer
hey you get enough drinks in me i might
June 1, 2008 - 09:46 ET by lunaticcringeradiohey you get enough drinks in me i might consider a bisexual experience. i mean he's no al franken but get me drunk enough and i'd do him.
lunaticcringeradio
Alone in front of the
June 1, 2008 - 10:22 ET by muh-oonAlone in front of the adoring press, the real, warm kind and loving Hillary comes out of her shell and makes an appearance with some ad-lib self deferential jokes. -
Now when you say "crows feet" are you referring to the wrinkles on my face, or this skeletor's claw of a hand clutching my whisky sour?
Boy I really blew it by going to the democrat voters before I sealed up my base- you guys. I gots to hand it to Obama on that one.
But seriously folks, have you not noticed that I am the only one with a parachute?
(RAISES GLASS) They laughed
June 1, 2008 - 11:14 ET by tazz(RAISES GLASS) They laughed at me and said Bill crossed her, well here's hoping Obama gets Vince Fostered
All that lying
June 1, 2008 - 12:26 ET by jefflebowskimakes a man thirsty!
Man Law
June 1, 2008 - 12:48 ET by CobraManWhile celebrating the inclusion of the Florida and Michigan delegates, Hilary excitedly exclaims: "Don't fruit the beer!"
HRC: "Stewardess would you
June 1, 2008 - 13:06 ET by BlazerHRC:
"Stewardess would you please dim the lights and pass out the beer goggles to everyone."
(Actually the H/T should go to mofosesame. He first posted the link to this picture on another thread.)
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
OK, OK, I got another one!
June 1, 2008 - 14:17 ET by pbanks7OK, OK, I got another one! There once was a man from Nantucket -- no, not Bill, not Ted -- now where was I?
Jocularity! Jocularity! -- Fr. Mulcahy
Just like Bill
June 1, 2008 - 14:56 ET by BLTicklemonsterWell, I got my intern, now all I need is a VP and I'm ready to govern!!!
Just say it loud!
June 1, 2008 - 19:18 ET by JoggerNotAnd say it plowed!
I will regain the White House..bitches!
I didn't know she had man
June 2, 2008 - 11:40 ET by BurgherI didn't know she had man hands, eeeeeewe