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Father Michael Pfleger, whose endorsement of Barack Obama until recently appeared on the official Obama website, mocks Hillary Clinton's tears during a sermon at Obama's church, the Trinity United Church of Christ, on May 25, 2008.


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 "Cry The Beloved Country

 "Cry The Beloved Country ! "

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

                               " The Cake is a lie."   

Father?

Not even close. This man is in no way associated with our Heavenly Father.

Caption: Barack Loses!

"Bwoo Hoo Hoo Hoo, now if

"Bwoo Hoo Hoo Hoo, now if yall' beotches ull' scuse me, ah' gost ta' wipe ma' nose wit' dis' dove.

 "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

                               " The Cake is a lie."   

"I may be white...

But I can be just as nutty as a black preacher!"
JMR

The tax & spend drug war looks racist in the real world.

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PflEminem

My name is

My name is

My name is

  • LYDSEXICS UNTIE!

I Remember Blogging About This...

I was watching "Hannity and Colmes" (and this was the 3rd time I had heard about it on Thursday) and I just started to write about it on my blog. If you want to read it, go here: http://huckforvp.blo....

sniffle......sniffle......y'

"sniffle......sniffle......y'all jus' dont' know how much I'd like,......uh,I mean my church could use a Mercedes and that fat crib right next to the Rev. Wright's........sniffle......snifffle.......Bwoo-Hoooooo-Hoooooo !!........"

 

 "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

                               " The Cake is a lie."   

......HAAAA....HAAAA....CHOO

......HAAAA....HAAAA....CHOOO!

"Never murder your opponent when he is committing suicide." ~ W. Churchill

and on the seventh day,

and on the seventh day, Obama rested. Amen

"and on the seventh day,

"and on the seventh day, Obama rested. Amen"

ahem......arrested.

 "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

                               " The Cake is a lie."   

Rick at the pulpit?

"Neva gonna give you up, Neva gonna let you down and hurt choo! "

When a liberal speaks, the truth is busy elsewhere.

" Ahh' cant' even begins ta'

" Ahh' cant' even begins ta' wahp ma' nose wit' dis' piece o' cotton, knowins, jus' knowins how much of y'all's blood is on it. "

 "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

                               " The Cake is a lie."   

Just read NB's

article - AP: Vatican 'Slamming the Door' on Female Priests...

Pfleger taunts Catholic Church

"You are going to have to have the balls to fire me!"

Isn't that special coming from a Priest?

  • LYDSEXICS UNTIE!

Cool, doesn't he have

Cool, doesn't he have anything better to do, like maybe continue the fight against Pazuzu, or maybe perhaps Legion,Father Karras is turning over in his grave.

 "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

                               " The Cake is a lie."   

»→ He should Blazer

Since his church won't let him use his b@lls for anything else.

I apologize

  • LYDSEXICS UNTIE!

Every sperm is

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.

Let the heathen spill theirs,
On the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

Every sperm is useful,
Every sperm is fine,
God needs everybody's,
Mine, and mine, and mine.
 

-- Monty Python's Meaning of Life (with apologies to my Catholic brethren.

  I don't care who you are, that's funny right there. - Larry the Cable Guy

Someone's Been Reading Their Bible

"Let the heathen spill theirs,
On the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found"

Student of onanism, was he, lol?

V/R
Clyde 

"...the aspirants to tyranny are either the...men of the state, who in democracies are demagogues,... or those who hold great offices, and have a long tenure.." - Aristotle, Politics, c350BC

Cool........

If the Archbishop of Chicago had any balls, he would ship this phony, sorry excuse of a priest to Rome, where he could be permanently assigned to the Vatican archives in the catacombs.  Why do the phonies always find the need for the "accent"?  If I were black I would be highly insulted by this charlatan.

 

AFTERTHOUGHT:  If the powers that be actually wanted to do something about this, they would revoke the tax exempt status that Trinity and Fr. Phlegm's church now enjoy. 

"If a man does his best, what else is there"?

General George S. Patton Jr.

Begrunt... EXACTLY! I

Begrunt...

EXACTLY!

I do no understand why this church hasn't been shut down by now as far as being tax-exempt anyway...you cannot say anything about a politician like they have been from the pulpit.

"Never murder your opponent when he is committing suicide." ~ W. Churchill

Big......Unfortunately

they dont have the intestinal fortitude to take a stand against a blatant abuse of their pulpit for political purposes.  You and I know that if they did the cry of RACIST'S would be shouted from here to Mt. Everest.  These SOB's are holding the nation hostage to the god of P.C. and we meekly allow it to continue.  We need someone who will actually take these clowns on, and not care about the fall out.  

"If a man does his best, what else is there"?

General George S. Patton Jr.

I went to Catholic school

I went to Catholic school for six years and never learned any of that racist crap.

Gal 3:28 There is neither Jew nor Greek, slave nor free, male nor female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.

  MSM - shaping all the perceptions you need to believe.

pb7...so did I.....

but I got the full treatment....Catholic elementry school, and an all boys Catholic highschool.  I agree, I NEVER heard any of the crap that Fr. Phlegm spews.  No politics, just spiritual guidance, and of course the penguins with there nasty rulers, I'm surprised today I can still straighten my hands out.....LOL 

"If a man does his best, what else is there"?

General George S. Patton Jr.

Send Father on a long trip!

I believe that I have read of this left wing leaning liberal priest before. If memory serves this "clown" is the same who walks a very thin line in his celebration of the Holy Mass. He has women acting in roles, that would appear to be as ordained deacons which is directly against the teaching and tenents of the Catholic Church. This priest has also been in hot water with the ordinary of his diocese for other controversial messages and actions that fly in the face of the norms that the Vatican and magisterium of the Church expect to be adhered to. Perhaps, it is time for Cardinal George to send this priest to Rome for further studies. While there he could work on Obama's Italian vote. Maybe Father's studies will be finished before he reaches the mandatory age for retirement. For the sake of the American souls that he might influence, I hope not.

"Forgive me, Father, for I

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned...",that's what I said to the Pope when he was in town.

"Tomorrow night at St. Michael's we'll begin our search for new altar boys since the ones we have had turned into basketcases. Girls need not apply."

 C'mon Syreal, I thought

 C'mon Syreal, I thought you were one of those intelligent and unpredictable commu... socia.... lib......I mean progressives.

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

                               " The Cake is a lie."   

Yahbut

You have to be sincere for your sins to be forgiven.

   MSM - shaping all the perceptions you need to believe.

 "Today Chicago

 Father Phegm:

"Today Chicago and Trinity, Tomorrow Dearborn !! "

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

                               " The Cake is a lie."   

"If I were the King of the fore-e-e-e-st."

The tin man, scarecrow and the cowardly lion wrapped into one insane package! 

Talk about a Bully Pulpit!

What ever happened to that old liberal standard, "Separation of Church & State?" [CRICKETS CHIRPING]

"I am no ways tired..."

"Yo duh name is Fathuh Brothah biatch!"

My baby does the hanky panky.

"Are you sure this is the priest who molested the entire congregation Shiniqua?"

"This little teeny

"This little teeny sacricifial lamb I hold here in my hand, I cannot bring myself to slaughter it, without a side of neckbones, collard greens and catfish"

 "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

                               " The Cake is a lie."   

dem racial stereotypes is

dem racial stereotypes is makin' me hawngry. would go great with that piece o' meat in that advert right over there.

 

 it'd go great with that steak over there, too!

I wuz born a poor black

I wuz born a poor black child...

Like Michael Jackson...

The Reverend Pfleger has a skin condition rendering his appearance caucasian. Concommittant conditions including feeling up little boys and hating Jews limits the good Reverend's works to areas of hate, prejudice and stumping for really bad Democrat Presidential candidates.

 

"All great change in America begins at the dinner table" Ronald Reagan, Jan 21, 1981

You know to be serious for

You know to be serious for a minute, it really grates on me watching whites try to imitate blacks....we made fun of Hillary for doing this, this guy is far beyond her IMHO..talk about over-acting.

I find it all beyond pathetic...I have for years. 

"Never murder your opponent when he is committing suicide." ~ W. Churchill

Hope

I am the pope of hope.

Is this what the catholic church calls a priest??? No wonder they are considered lower than a snakes belly these days.

 

Old, Retired and glad of it.

A younger, thinner Father Al

A younger, thinner Father Al Gore, before he left the priesthood and the Catholic Church to found the Universal Church of Global Warming...

"It's my pulpit and I'll

"It's my pulpit and I'll cry if I want to,"

"Cry if I want to, Cry if I want to."

"You would cry back if you were for Barrack."

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

"Father" Pfleger reacts

"Father" Pfleger reacts upon hearing the news that only black preachers can be racist, bigoted douchebags.

 

 

Caveat -

...and get away with it.

  MSM - shaping all the perceptions you need to believe.

Who knew?

Now the Spirit speaks expressly, that in the latter times some shall
depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines
of devils....

I Knew

Just sayin'....

We Know about the IRS

We know the IRS doesn't have the guts to go after the black church for all the politics going on there but, with this priest, do they have the guts to go after the whole Catholic Church?   

Democrats: Stuck on Stupid since 2000.

Huh? I can't parse your

Huh?

I can't parse your post. But let's start with the IRS. Why should they be going after any church..black, Catholic or otherwise?

mandrake................

They are tax exempt, and are supposed to be apolitical, meaning not using their church for political purposes.  You know that little thing called separation of church and state?  If they abuse that status, they lose their tax exemption.

"If a man does his best, what else is there"?

General George S. Patton Jr.

Ok, I get it. But the

Ok, I get it. But the separation of church and state is a hard thing to maintain IMO. Even my own priest has given a sermon about problems in our city and suggested that we (the congregation) should do something political about it.

Maybe in this case it's more extreme..I don't know.

I would hazard that speaking

I would hazard that speaking of political issues is okay. But blatantly shilling for a specific candidate should be beyond the pale.

Mandrake

Black churches have, for years, gotten away with politics from the pulpit, so to speak.  After watching the Catholic priest do the same thing,  I wondered if it would be possible that the IRS would go after them, since going after the black church wouldn't be politically correct. 

There's a thin line between what is and is not allowed, by the first amendment, to maintain your tax exemption.  I'm not an expert on this but there is little doubt that lines have been crossed by the Obama supporters, during this election period. The irony is that the lines have been crossed and posted on national television and on the internet for everyone to see.  This isn't something Reverend Wright said on Sunday but there's no proof of it, there's plenty of proof out there.  The IRS, however, won't be doing anything to anyone, for fear of being accused of being unfair.  The fact is that laws have been broken.  

Democrats: Stuck on Stupid since 2000.

pbthinker

I'm no expert either. But let's consider the case of Rev. Billy Graham. I clearly recall he came out as a Nixon supporter in the late 60's - early 70's. Is that somehow different?

But

Did Billy Graham support Nixon from the pulpit of a church? That's where the tax exemption lies, not with an individual. Even a minister has the right to his opinion, so long as he presents it as his opinion and not in the church. I don't remember, was Graham ever associated with a particular church [although I'm sure he preached in other minister's churches]?

Chai

“A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn’t own.” —Frank Dane

chai

The Billy Graham comparison is unfair. He never used his sermons as a chance to preach politics. And that's the distinction libs ignore here. Of course ministers can endorse people they like, but you draw the line when you bring it into a sanctuary.

When I lived in Minnesota the governor went to a church right down the road from us. His pastor never used the pulpit to ridicule Pawlenty's opponents or push Pawlenty's ideas. There is *no excuse* for talking about politicians in the sanctuary.  

Candance

My point exactly.

Chai

“A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn’t own.” —Frank Dane

mandrake.....I agree, but

this Father Phlegm thing as well as Rev Wrong and Trinity Church are, you have to admit, WAY over the top.  It is one thing to say, be responsible parent, keep your kids out of gangs, support the police, support the mayor and his programs, etc.  It is completely another when they are actively involved in a presidential campaign, slaming opponents, being openly in the tank for Obamanation, and fomenting hatred and racism from the pulpit.  I do not support political campaigning from the pulpit by ANYONE.  It is not the place for it.  If you want to hold a rally after, at another place, go for it, I have no problem with that.  

"If a man does his best, what else is there"?

General George S. Patton Jr.

Let me clear my throat..

If I may...it is constitutional that the government may not start or endorse any particular church, or cause any American to attend any church. From a church's point of view ther is a great deal of leeway.

As far as God goes, He instructed every Christian: "Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme; or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men: as free, and not using your liberty for a cloak of maliciousness, but as the servants of God." And 2nd Peter is not the only place God has expressed this thought.In a church, according to God Himself, Christians MAY NOT belittle their government. Bad or good, God establishes governments to accomplish His will. Just sayin'.

Let me clear my throat..

double post

"Yo, can't a wigga get a

"Yo, can't a wigga get a break? Now excuse me while I be pour'n communion wine on da floor before I take a swig out of respect to our dead homies"

Oh please like me, give me

Oh please like me, give me applause, laugh at my jokes. I'll do anything to make you like me!

When will my Bobby Rydell hairdo come back into fashion?

Seton Motley
Director of Communications
Media Research Center

Pflegerism

"How can a white man be a racist?"

Go whiteboy, go whiteboy, go...!

Go whiteboy, go whiteboy, go...!

caption

If I shut my eyes really tight I won't notice I'm a Catholic priest in a Protestant church.

Candance... Glad to see

Candance...

Glad to see I'm not the only one that was wondering bout that.

"Abstain from McCain"

oooops!

oooops!

That's No Protestant Church!

Trinity is a Black Racist Church. No association with ANY Christian faith is appropriate for that bunch of Racists!

Do you see those well to do Blacks dancing and cheering the Racist filth these "preachers" or spouting there?

And this is the inspirational source of our next president?

We are SO SCREWED!

And Pfleger is his

moral compass, according to his web site?  God help us all!!! 

"If a man does his best, what else is there"?

General George S. Patton Jr.

Wright, Ayers, Dohrn, Rezco, Pfleger

Who's in your Fave 5?

master of your own domain

A closed fist and a tissue and closed eyes. Hmmm I guess its true that the dems are J_rking themselves over Obama.

shawn... ...LMAO! "Never

shawn...

...LMAO!

"Never murder your opponent when he is committing suicide." ~ W. Churchill

hi bt :-)

Just because I sometimes point out things wrong with conservatives, don't think for one minute, I do not see the fawning of liberals for this man. It is rather disgusting.

"And for my next routine:

"And for my next routine: My impression of Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker"

Obama's Pfleger of the Month

Where is the Holy Bible

Where is the Holy Bible? Does Pfleger and friends ever read/teach from the Good Book? These types want to be called Father and Reverend. I have no problem with Minister/Pastor/Priest etc... IMO the titles Father/Reverend, belong/should be reserved for God only, not man.

Just like Al (the peoples pal) Sharpton and Jesse (how much, show me the money first) Jackson. You never see either of them with a Bible in hand. "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Wolves in a sheep's pen!

Cardinal Francis George states that Pfleger should not endorse a candidate, and Pfleger has been admonished. Yeah, sure. Thrashing America, white people, and Hillary in church. Pfleger saying things like white entitlement? A woman being raped, over, over, and now it's time to pay? What kind of church is this???

What is more amazing to me, is that all this trash talking is taking place at/in a church. Predominately black, Trinity Church, and the MSM deliberately trying to spin it, saying white people in this country have a problem with racism.

Obama adamantly declaring to America that he doesn't share in these beliefs after 20 years. This sure is a lot of garbage to swallow. Chickens coming home to roost all right, for Obama.

Whatever his name is

What do you mean I'm not black??????

Cry, Cry, Cry!

Father Pfleger: "It's just so unfair, the geneologists can't find a single black ancestor for me to link myself to."

The "father's' feelings...

"I...can't...(sniff)...help...it...(sniff, sniff) - Iz feel like the fillin' in an oreo cookie up here talkin' to all yew black folk!"

"You can't be in two place at once when you're not anywhere at all!" - Firesign Theater (and the Democratic Party)

Da mouth bone connected to

Da mouth bone connected to da - head bone, 

Da head bone connected to da - butt bone....

Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones 

  MSM - shaping all the perceptions you need to believe.

Awesome

Ezekiel chapter 37!

I'm all choked up.

I can't go on without hackin some Pfleger on ma hankie.

  MSM - shaping all the perceptions you need to believe.

damn hairballs

damn hairballs

Support our Troops    

The Sky is Cryin'

An wah uh 70% of all African-amerikan chillun born outta wedlock? Becuzzah rich white men!

  Sometimes you have to believe in things that aren't necessarily true. - Second Hand Lions. 

LEAVE BRIT...ERR OBAMA

LEAVE BRIT...ERR OBAMA ALONE!!!!!!!!!!

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  • "Bring me something better, something worth my IQ of 160." - futbolisgreat1

Did Yu Notice?

have you noticed that all of Barak Obama's ancestors that he's so proud of are from his WHITE side of the family!

Go figure.. He's so proud to be BLACK.

Obama is not black.

Obama is not black.

That's right, he's

That's right, he's chocolate!

Tax Exempt?

Has the tax exempt status of this church been questioned by the Imperial Federal Government? Anybody know?

BeatNPath.......I mentioned the same thing....

Bigtimer and I talked about that very thing, and I mentioned that they don't have the "intestinal fortitude" to follow the law, because, god forbid, they may look racist.  Any church that behaves like Trinity should lose their tax exempt status.  There is no place in the pulpit for blatant racism and hatred.  As long as we are held hostage to the god of P.C., this crap will continue.

"If a man does his best, what else is there"?

General George S. Patton Jr.

Does anyone else wonder if

Does anyone else wonder if this is just the tip of the iceberg? How many other "churches" are preaching hatred and racism? I am just asking.

msh1973

In the wonderful book of Zechariah, in the Old Testament, God stipulates that satan works through 4 hidden dynasties (his activities are hidden) they are the education system, the financial system, the government and the organized church systems. Yes, satan gets alot of work accomplished within "church" walls!

BeatNPath......I found the IRS Code

that pertains to the tax exempt status of so-called churches, it is 501(c)(3) IRS Code, and it is as follows:

"Under the Internal Revenue Code, all IRC section
501(c)(3) organizations, including churches and religious
organizations, are absolutely prohibited from directly or
indirectly participating in, or intervening in, any political
campaign on behalf of (or in opposition to) any candidate
for elective public office. Contributions to political campaign
funds or public statements of position (verbal or
written) made by or on behalf of the organization in favor
of or in opposition to any candidate for public office
clearly violate the prohibition against political campaign
activity. Violation of this prohibition may result in denial
or revocation of tax-exempt status and the imposition of
certain excise tax."

"If a man does his best, what else is there"?

General George S. Patton Jr.

it's that one damn word

"Violat