"Barack and I have both had children. We can tell you that the diaper must be changed very carefully.  If you do it too slowly, the stink will knock you out.  If you do it too quickly, you might be scooping up the slippage."

mouth! <gag> cha cha change.. is all you will be left with. and thats my 2 cents.

The POPE says, GOD BLESS AMERICA!!

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Edwards:  I know I've been speaking for 6 hours now, but . . . Pew. It stinks in here. C'mon, fess up. Who crapped in their pants and needs a change? Hold up your sign!!  . . . Oh, I guess I did too.

Chaaannge... Weee neeed chaaaaange.  So dig deep into your pockets and give us the small change you have there.  All the 10 dollar bills and such will do.  If you do it now it will save you from having to do it later when we really have the power to take your change.  We want to stop being two Americas and be, so we start with all being poor.  But we will be mother and father.

Remember all people are equal, only some are more equal than others.

Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark.

Are my 44yo eyes playing tricks on me, or is that sign being help up in the upper right-hand corner just over Barry-O's head written in Spanish?

Legalize Freedom-Vote Libertarian

We have been in this business a long time. With our experience, we're gonna have ideas for change combinations that probably haven't occurred to you. If you have a fifty-dollar bill, we can give you fifty singles.  We can give you forty-nine singles and ten dimes. We can give you twenty-five twos. Come talk to us.  We are not going to give you change that you don't want. If you come to us with a hundred-dollar bill, we're not going to give you two-thousand nickels..- unless that meets your particular change needs. We will give you.. the change.. equal to.. the amount of money.. that you want change for!

What we are here to do today is destroy our Country!

Barack: Man! This guy's out of material but he won't get off the stage. Now he's giving his homemade recipe for mayonnaise, which half of me wants to try. 

"Couldn't we get ONE black person in here?","er besides Bayrock?"

From one loser to another.

"Now you rinse one time, and one time only, with a glossing polymer enhanced conditioner, and let it absorb for ten to twenty minutes..."

 John Edwards---

Bert Parks' pick for Miss America 2008.

"...and I can safely sahhhy that I'm not a typical white person, because typical white people do not get $400 haircuts."

"I don't know if y'all knew this or not, but my daddy worked in a steel meel."

""OK, the dorks and boot lickers are now all officially on-board.  Time to set loose the hounds of hell (the MSM) on the crabby old White dwarf and his evil neo-con lackeys."

"I'm channeling Obama the way I channeled those unborn babies during my jury trials...he speaks to you through me...I can feel his presence...he's saying "I hope the voters are as stupid as your juries."

Now many of you bitter clingers out there might be interested in knowing I used to be one of you before I got rich and switched sides.  So I've prepared a little song to give y'all some hope for change:

Come listen to a story about a man named John
Up and became a lawyer this millworker's son,
Then one day he was channelin' up the dead,
Out of the insurance company popped some serious bread.

Ambulance chaser bucks that is, compensation gold, personal in-jur-ee.

Well the first thing you know ol' John's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said he oughta' move away from there
Higher office is the place you ought to be
So they loaded up the limo and moved to DC.

Washington, that is. 
Tidal pools, special interest.

But America said bye to John and others sought his clout. 
So Barack thanked ol' John fer kindly droppin' out. 
They invited John back again to their locality,
And gave the right a heapin' helpin' of dem hostility.

No more Billy or his wife that is. Set a spell, Take yer white guilt off.

You typical white folk come back now, y'hear?

I'm telling you people for the last time DRINK THE KOOL AID!! Now! You'll like it. Really. Sure it's blue. It's supposed to be blue because, ah, ah, you are from a blue state.

Barack personally recommends it. You can trust him.

Re, a drop of golden sun!

Me, a name I call myself,

Fa, a long, long way to run.

Difference of Opinion is what makes a Horse Race

Edwards (singing) One....is the loneliest number......

Dearly beloved....

We are gathered here tonight to join the Kool-Aid Man and the Breck Girl in not-so-holy matrimony.

Obama: "If he goes on much longer, he'll be lucky if I appoint him Ambassador to Uzbekistan"

Edwards:  It's urgent that we elect this man president before he ends up in prison or is dead.

  "Pretty soon we're not going to have a young African-American male population in America.  They're all going to be in prison or dead.  One of the two." -- John Edwards 2007