Agent 99: Oh Max, you're so brave. You're going to get a medal for this. Maxwell Smart: There's something more important than medals, 99. Agent 99: What? Maxwell Smart: It's after six. I get overtime.
I planned on looking up this gals name tomorrow because I have never heard of here in connection with the Clinton's....can't help but wonder how deep or far this goes ...
Thanks so much....link is saved.
"Never murder your opponent when he is committing suicide." ~ W. Churchill
Agent 99 informs Agent 86 that Chaos is her only hope for Control.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
"Please stop worrying sir, I will stay with you even when you are not the president. I assure you I am attracted to your saggy woman fat, not power and money."- but in her thoughts- "If Barack wins this I will turn straight quicker than Ann Heche."
You like my tongue in your ear now don't you, you nasty girl. Tonight I'm going to pull down your pantsuit and spank you like a naughty red-headed step child.
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Bill was wondering if he
May 9, 2008 - 15:09 ET by Free ThinkerBill was wondering if he could have a sleepover tonight?
need money
May 9, 2008 - 15:50 ET by gavinspCould you ask Bill for another couple of Million, because we are out of cash
You
May 10, 2008 - 11:42 ET by AzRenegadeHas anyone mentioned that you look like a huge tomato in that pantsuit?
AzRenegade
"Klaatu barack nikto!"
May 9, 2008 - 15:11 ET by mister joseph"Klaatu barack nikto!"
I guess soon for Shilalry
May 9, 2008 - 15:36 ET by Dan The Man 2I guess soon for Shilalry the Earth is going to stand still.
Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark.
Then I'm
May 9, 2008 - 15:13 ET by Eileen Rightgonna rub hot oil on your back and...
Oh, by the way..
May 9, 2008 - 15:17 ET by CalifMoeCan I start my vacation May 21?
Your fly's open!
May 9, 2008 - 15:18 ET by minorchord2000Your fly's open!
SWEET!!!!!!!!!!
May 9, 2008 - 18:48 ET by DingbatSWEET!!!!!!!!!!
"Grab a $20 for me too."
May 9, 2008 - 15:20 ET by Karma"Grab a $20 for me too."
"Don't look now,
May 9, 2008 - 15:22 ET by balboa"Don't look now, but...Barack Obama, 10 o'clock."
Barack has cooties....pass
May 9, 2008 - 15:32 ET by motherbeltBarack has cooties....pass it on!
EF Hutton says its time to
May 9, 2008 - 15:35 ET by Dan The Man 2EF Hutton says its time to get out of the race.
Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark.
psst Hillary, your balls
May 9, 2008 - 15:40 ET by red_dragon311psst Hillary, your balls are showing through your pant suit
A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.
-Thomas Jefferson
Oh my goodness red dragon,
May 9, 2008 - 15:55 ET by eL DubyaOh my goodness red dragon, that was so funny I just could not resist posting for the first time!!
well thanks I am
May 9, 2008 - 16:17 ET by red_dragon311well thanks I am honored
A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.
-Thomas Jefferson
Thank you red, I'm still
May 9, 2008 - 23:03 ET by eL DubyaThank you red, I'm still laughing every time I read that...it made my day!!
Outstanding
May 10, 2008 - 11:57 ET by fishsandwichesrgoodGUFFAW! I nominate that for the caption of the year.
"None of our Secret Service agents...
May 9, 2008 - 15:43 ET by sarcasmoHas any hair! This must be proof of some sort of sexist plot!!"
JMR
The tax & spend drug war looks racist in the real world.
Pssstttt.....
May 9, 2008 - 15:47 ET by alienfog55Psssttt......Bill needs another cigar.
"Mrs. Clinton, I'm just
May 9, 2008 - 15:49 ET by SickofLibs"Mrs. Clinton, I'm just a typical white person and I'm scared of that guy behind me!"
Trust Issues
May 9, 2008 - 15:50 ET by LionKing"I wouldn't trust this Secret Service guy...he's black so he must be an Obama supporter."
.
May 9, 2008 - 15:52 ET by LionKing.
Campaign aide whispering in
May 9, 2008 - 16:04 ET by bigtimerCampaign aide whispering in ear...
..."Just remember...do not, I repeat...do NOT cackle."
"Never murder your opponent when he is committing suicide." ~ W. Churchill
Get Smart.
May 9, 2008 - 16:14 ET by CrashAgent 99: Oh Max, you're so brave. You're going to get a medal for this.
Maxwell Smart: There's something more important than medals, 99.
Agent 99: What?
Maxwell Smart: It's after six. I get overtime.
Huma Abedin:
May 9, 2008 - 16:45 ET by Barker"I'm still your best kept secret."
Barker... WOW! This is
May 9, 2008 - 17:23 ET by bigtimerBarker...
WOW!
This is rich information...and I mean rich...
I planned on looking up this gals name tomorrow because I have never heard of here in connection with the Clinton's....can't help but wonder how deep or far this goes ...
Thanks so much....link is saved.
"Never murder your opponent when he is committing suicide." ~ W. Churchill
""All is discovered. Fly at
May 9, 2008 - 16:46 ET by Chris Norman"All is discovered. Fly at once."*
*With apologies to PG Wodehouse
If you acept the
May 9, 2008 - 16:46 ET by tazzIf you acept the Vice-Presidents job, does the Vince Foster plan go into effect?
Here is what we do
May 9, 2008 - 16:56 ET by DelsaTake it to the convention and STOMP him!!
I'm afraid it's
May 9, 2008 - 17:24 ET by fitzfongI'm afraid it's meatloaf...again.
Bad News.....
May 9, 2008 - 17:33 ET by SanityClauseBarbara Walters is now saying that Senator Brooke isn't the only married politician she has slept with...
Psssst!
May 9, 2008 - 17:58 ET by jefflebowski"You're losing"
psssst, mama I need a new
May 9, 2008 - 17:58 ET by Blazerpsssst, mama I need a new designer suit and handbag and some play money..........or no sugar tonight.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
We're Licked
May 9, 2008 - 17:59 ET by acumenToday's my last day....I've decided to support Michelle...er...Barack.
"Did you feel my new tongue
May 9, 2008 - 18:10 ET by bretzysdude"Did you feel my new tongue ring?"
If you want supper tonight,
May 9, 2008 - 19:58 ET by blogonatorIf you want supper tonight, you'll have to pay in cash. Your credit card is maxxed out.
"I just received word: Jason
May 9, 2008 - 20:07 ET by deerjerkydave"I just received word: Jason Castro was eliminated from American Idol."
Shush it up while I lift this taxpayers wallet...
May 9, 2008 - 21:46 ET by JoggerNotThe fools!
This should get us dinner at Denny's, and wait till I run the credit cards!
Heaven!
Get all the testicles in one
May 9, 2008 - 21:46 ET by the strugglerGet all the testicles in one spot...then spring the Lock Box.
Lock Box 2
May 9, 2008 - 21:51 ET by the strugglerThis guy behind me's testicles won't fit in the Lock Box.What should I do?
So, Barzini will move
May 9, 2008 - 21:52 ET by Trix RabbitSo, Barzini will move against your first. He'll set up a meeting with someone that you absolutely trust...guaranteeing your safety...
Liberal: a power worshipper without power. George Orwell
Huma: Carville? I always
May 10, 2008 - 13:49 ET by fitzfongHuma: Carville? I always thought it would be Begala.
Hillary: It's the smart move. Carville was always smarter.
Agent 99 informs Agent 86
May 9, 2008 - 22:00 ET by JerryAgent 99 informs Agent 86 that Chaos is her only hope for Control.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
I think we have our winner!
May 10, 2008 - 13:50 ET by fitzfongI think we have our winner!
Hear Hear!
May 10, 2008 - 14:09 ET by CobraManI second that recommendation! Good one, Jerry!
Psst, Shmillary, don't forget that...
May 10, 2008 - 05:53 ET by goldenthroat"...after this, you go to the LGBT Coming-Out dinner and you're the grand marshall in their parade!"
"How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?" - Firesign Theater
Sound advice
May 10, 2008 - 06:18 ET by CobraManDon't to refer to the Secret Service as "Men in Black." Senator Obama may take offence, and you remember what happend to Senator Allen.”
"Please stop worrying sir, I
May 10, 2008 - 07:37 ET by muh-oon"Please stop worrying sir, I will stay with you even when you are not the president. I assure you I am attracted to your saggy woman fat, not power and money."- but in her thoughts- "If Barack wins this I will turn straight quicker than Ann Heche."
"Hello...hello...ello........
May 10, 2008 - 08:59 ET by DaBird"Hello...hello...ello........is there anybody in there...there...ere..."
And one more thing...
May 10, 2008 - 10:36 ET by goldenthroat"Gee - there IS a light coming in from the other side!"
Psst. Mr. Demille's ready
May 10, 2008 - 09:34 ET by tazzPsst. Mr. Demille's ready for your closeup.
We need more black people!
May 10, 2008 - 09:37 ET by dcbatllepssst, Hilary. We got the hard working white people, now we need some lazy black folks.
The Bells of Saint Hillary
May 10, 2008 - 10:40 ET by CobraMan"We need more cowbells"
Nuts!
May 10, 2008 - 11:33 ET by hgabrahamsonI just checked and the batteries for the toys are all dead!
Difference of Opinion is what makes a Horse Race
you'll be singing "Shine on
May 10, 2008 - 11:45 ET byyou'll be singing "Shine on Harvest Moon" it's why your wearing the orange pantsuit
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Mmmm...
May 10, 2008 - 12:02 ET by fishsandwichesrgoodYou like my tongue in your ear now don't you, you nasty girl. Tonight I'm going to pull down your pantsuit and spank you like a naughty red-headed step child.
Oh No
May 10, 2008 - 13:47 ET by Emma Grump"Don't look now, but you have a toilet paper tail"..