Weekend Captionfest

By NB Staff | May 2, 2008 - 16:23 ET

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Chelsea Clinton in Portland, OR on April 12th at the Red Dress Party, described by Willamette Week as "a mondo-alcohol-fueled dance party where nearly 2,000 gay men in various states of red dress undress (and several nearly naked straight men as well as one very colorfully decorated naked woman) invade a warehouse in Northeast Portland and dance their collective ----- off."

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Phew!

Chelsea is visibly relieved to find out she had missed last week's event -- the Blue Dress Party.

 

 

That's good...

I like that...of ALL the things that bother me about this picture are two I will mention. One, as an ER RN I support the "Red Dress Campaign", the American Heart Association's campaign for women's heart health and two, consider this photo and the slap the other day by that sf chronical "reporter" regarding Laura Bush and the Bush twins...WOW.

Cabinet Positions

Chelsea Clinton met with a group of Superdelegates who are hoping to secure cabinet positions in a possible new Clinton administration. Additionally they requested to change their name from Superdelegates to Fabulousdelegates.

Chelsea: Dad? Is that you?

Chelsea: Dad? Is that you?

Scary

Chelsea: "Mom, is that you?"

Chelsea, " Hey you look

Chelsea, " Hey you look like my mom Hillary Clinton, and you look like my dad, Janet Reno!!" 

"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference.
The MARINES don't have that problem."
President Ronald Reagan - 1985

Bob Packwood, Larry Craig?

Bob Packwood, Larry Craig? Is that you?

Lame.

Lame.

Speaking of "Lame"

What on earth could have happened to our resident conspiracy theorist....Lame Cherry? 

David Gregory, do you know which damn network you lie for? ~ Uncle Jimbo, @Blackfive

 

I asked the same question of

I asked the same question of NB staff, but got no answer, I guess there are some things we will not know until we get there! Lame would appreciate that.

Yeah, I've been wondering

Yeah, I've been wondering about that for a while, too.

 

mb

I hope he didn't have a heart attack, or somesuch.

His posts were off the hook....but not worth being booted.....so I am truly worried.

Okay....LC...if you're reading this....get back to us!

We miss you. 

David Gregory, do you know which damn network you lie for? ~ Uncle Jimbo, @Blackfive

 

Maybe he wore his keyboard

Maybe he wore his keyboard out in the middle of one of his epic comments.

Norto

Norto,

Actually, I seem to remember responding to your query about LC some months ago. Might have been late in an Open Thread. Any way, there's no conspiracy here or foul play. :-) Just hasn't been posting. Don't know why. ns

No lamer than the ol'

No lamer than the ol' "Chelsea is ugly" efforts.

I thought Packwood was

I thought Packwood was feeling up his female staffers. Hardly cross-dressing material.

That being said, Craig is spot on, as would be Barney Frank, Mark Foley, Gerry Studds, or even Steve Gunderson!

Here's a disturbing mental image for all of you: Barney Frank. Twister. Crisco. *shudder*

 

Yeah I just threw him in

Yeah I just threw him in there for good measure, a bonus if you will.

Bal, nobody will say

Bal, nobody will say anything if you replace Barney with Natalie or Keira in your mind... :)

 

Keira's _OK_, but...she's no

Keira's _OK_, but...she's no Natalie.

Hey everyone, look!

(guy - I think - on the left) - "Hey everyone, look! IT'S HILLARY, JUNIOR!"

"How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?" - Firesign Theater

It's hard to put...

a caption on this. This is evidence of the corruption of the Clintons. Children often reflect their parents and how they where raised. I don’t want Hillary in the White House all the more, this is disgusting decadent behavior!

Remember the Christmas tree

Remember the Christmas tree full of condoms and syringes?

Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark.

Why would I WANT to remember

Why would I WANT to remember that?

Typical DNC rally.

Typical DNC rally.

mattm

best post so far!

Chelsea, just moments

Chelsea, just moments before being turned to a pillar of salt.

"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither
shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are
abomination unto the LORD thy God." - God Deut 22:5

Chelsea met up with the

Chelsea met up with the staff of the Daily Kos to get her mom back in their good graces.

tazz

heh heh heh

Chelsea Clinton was heard laughing over the din,

"Jenna and Barbara Bush (the President's daughters) could never get away with this! But I will!" Chelsea enjoyed being in position one of the doff-the-red-dress-and-go-panties-only conga line during the evening's finale, her shot glass held high.

Chelsea Clinton smiles as

Chelsea Clinton smiles as she finally gets her opportunity to be "the hottest woman in the entire bar".

I heard it was a close

I heard it was a close contest.

Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark.

Or, perhaps,

Or, perhaps, it was a "closet" contest, nyuk, nyuk.

  "He says the birds are scrounging." -- Life of Brian, ref. Matt. 6:26-7 

and somewhere, amy carter is

and somewhere, amy carter is seething in jealousy...

Ms. Chelsea Clinton is

Ms. Chelsea Clinton is gracious enough to pose for a photo with a group who call themselves Cross-dressers for Ron Paul (Florida chapter), who mistook her as one of their own.

 

Sham on you

Sham on you Shrubber.

Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark.

Chelsea Clinton hangs out

Chelsea Clinton hangs out with Keith Olbermann's hairdressers.

Bravo!

*golf clap*

I guess you have to look in

I guess you have to look in some pretty seedy gullies if you're looking for a husband that's the polar opposite of your father...

Chelsea attends the 103rd

Chelsea attends the 103rd birthday celebration for J Edgar Hoover. (Like only LIBs like to cross dress)

Celebrating 15 years of

Celebrating 15 years of Don't Ask, Don't Tell, it is revealed that Chelsea is the new Liza, Hillary is the newe Eva, and Democrats are liberating the red dress from Nancy!

Applying "Behar/Wright" logic to this event.

The gay lifestyle is a right-wing corporate funded conspiracy to sell massive amounts of antibiotics, AIDS drugs and Preparation-H.

 

Clintons Share Morals with

Clintons Share Morals with Most Americans: Chelsea Clinton shown relaxing with friends at church function.

Hi-hi Chelsea!

The boys crowd Chelsea and eagerly inquire as to the possibility of  sharing a cigar with her dad one day.

chelsea is spending time

chelsea is spending time with her mother's potential presidential intern pool...

Jimmy Carter

Former President Carter was shocked an appalled:

"It's disgusting the level to which politicians will stoop to get a cheap vote by pulling stunts like associating with this kind of filth.  Chelsea should be ashamed of this kind of morally repugnant association.  The gay cross dressers should be ashamed of themselves too. What were they thinking standing next to a Jew?"

Which one's Chelsea?

Which one's Chelsea?

the comely one. i know

the comely one.

i know it's difficult, i had a harder time finding where's waldo, but she's in there, i swear!

Ahhhh!

When I cross my eyes I see Eleanor Roosevelt, or a less annoying version of Hillary.

I thought the 'comely one'

I thought the 'comely one' was Monica. 

  "That's codswallop!" -- Rubeus Hagrid 

Upon looking at Chelsea ...

Upon looking at Chelsea ... 2000 men spontaneously turned gay.

She's apparently Arianna, Jr.

Who woulda thunk it? 

David Gregory, do you know which damn network you lie for? ~ Uncle Jimbo, @Blackfive

 

Chelsea Clinton tries to

Chelsea Clinton tries to drag her mother's campaign out of the abyss.

Some Democrat superdelegates

Some Democrat superdelegates explain to Chelsea why they are staying "open" to Obama.

Seems to me

the young miss clinton visited a lesbian bar as well recently.

So now she goes to see the guys/gals in red.

Maybe she is trying to figure out where she belongs?

Just sayin

 

This isn't a caption, but it

This isn't a caption, but it would be nice if Portland didn't like a bunch of morons once in while. How embarrassing. 

We're not all lefty-whackos, there are conservatives like me out in the 'burbs. 

 

That's okay, Chris

I understand and "feel your pain" living in the liberal world of Kennedy/Kerry/Frank! 

Believe it or not, most of the state other than Boston is more conservative - we just can't seem to beat the political machine that has been in place since Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy's daddy was the big guy!

I hear ya Cape. Our eastern

I hear ya Cape. Our eastern half of Oregon wants to secede!

Broomball Brawl

Chelsea Clinton appears at an off-campus celebration after the UCLA Broomball team wins it's fifth "straight" championship match. Mike Nifong reportedly did not attend.

Chelsea Clinton visits the

Chelsea Clinton visits the newly reconstituted Soviet Politburo during the annual International Worker's Day celebration.

Due to mass consumption of vodka and the distant time frame since Communism ruled, the Soviets thought it was International Sex Worker's Day and dressed in traditional Communist prostitute garb.

On the bright side, several marriage proposals were tendered.

 

NB Staff, Take down that

NB Staff,

Take down that picture or shoot me.

Interns

Chelsea's first task in the 2nd Clintoon administration was to interview potential interns for her mothers administration.

Pardon me, I have to go regurgitate (spew). 

The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program...........Ronald Reagan

 

Chelsea in the Middle (of

Chelsea in the Middle (of Decadence) 

The apple doesn't fall far

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree...

"Never murder your opponent when he is committing suicide." ~ W. Churchill

In confident anticipation of

In confident anticipation of her mother's ultimate victory, Chelsea Clinton interviews finalists for the post of Secretary of Interior - Design.

Living proof

To prove the maxim, "Conservative see what they believe, Liberals see what they believe," Chelsea Clinton cavorts with potential 'ubermale' sperm donors for the 'required single child' she must bear to be a viable candidate to be the "First Female President" of the United States.

  "I'm an all-American alien-boy" -- Ian Hunter

This pic reminds me of the chorus line from...

The Tubes song..

White Punks on Dope.

"Chelsea Parts the Red

"Chelsea Parts the Red Sequence"?

"...and dance their

"...and dance their collective ----- off."

Well, judging by this picture, if that was their goal, a few of these have some more dancing to do.

When asked about his

When asked about his daughter's appearance at the event, former president Bill Clinton said, "You mean that big chick with the Adam's apple is a dude? Oh man..."

Reunion

Chelsea and a few of Bill's love-children at their annual family reunion in Little Rock.

Devil in a red dress

Chelsie: " Ya know, like, after daddy had some of Monica, like, momma made daddy wear dresses afterward. She was all, like, 'if ya like fat chicks ya gonna dress like one' and, like, it made momma all excited and she wouldn't shave her legs for, like, a month." 

"Look, Chelsea, not only are

"Look, Chelsea, not only are our new rubber dresses sexy and chic, they're also stain-resistant!"

Please don't tell me you

Please don't tell me you forgot the dildo... AGAIN!!!

Vote 4 change. Vote 4 anything. See Jack & Mr Shy's first campaign ad for the ONLY viable 3rd party candidate.

Chelsea the only one with

Chelsea the only one with balls.

Party like it's 1999 ... gays that is.

Put on your sequin pantsuit and paar-taaay!

Ok so slap me

"Captionfest" ! I get it!

Duh?

I'm new so forgive. Also, thick.

Too Wong Foo Thanks For

Too Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything Web Hubbel.

 

 "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

                               " The Cake is a lie."