Chelsea is visibly relieved to find out she had missed last week's event -- the Blue Dress Party.

Chelsea Clinton met with a group of Superdelegates who are hoping to secure cabinet positions in a possible new Clinton administration. Additionally they requested to change their name from Superdelegates to Fabulousdelegates.

a caption on this. This is evidence of the corruption of the Clintons. Children often reflect their parents and how they where raised. I don’t want Hillary in the White House all the more, this is disgusting decadent behavior!

Chelsea met up with the staff of the Daily Kos to get her mom back in their good graces.

"Jenna and Barbara Bush (the President's daughters) could never get away with this! But I will!" Chelsea enjoyed being in position one of the doff-the-red-dress-and-go-panties-only conga line during the evening's finale, her shot glass held high.

Chelsea attends the 103rd birthday celebration for J Edgar Hoover. (Like only LIBs like to cross dress)

The gay lifestyle is a right-wing corporate funded conspiracy to sell massive amounts of antibiotics, AIDS drugs and Preparation-H.

The boys crowd Chelsea and eagerly inquire as to the possibility of  sharing a cigar with her dad one day.

Former President Carter was shocked an appalled:

"It's disgusting the level to which politicians will stoop to get a cheap vote by pulling stunts like associating with this kind of filth.  Chelsea should be ashamed of this kind of morally repugnant association.  The gay cross dressers should be ashamed of themselves too. What were they thinking standing next to a Jew?"

Some Democrat superdelegates explain to Chelsea why they are staying "open" to Obama.

This isn't a caption, but it would be nice if Portland didn't like a bunch of morons once in while. How embarrassing. 

We're not all lefty-whackos, there are conservatives like me out in the 'burbs. 

Chelsea Clinton visits the newly reconstituted Soviet Politburo during the annual International Worker's Day celebration.

Due to mass consumption of vodka and the distant time frame since Communism ruled, the Soviets thought it was International Sex Worker's Day and dressed in traditional Communist prostitute garb.

On the bright side, several marriage proposals were tendered.

Chelsea's first task in the 2nd Clintoon administration was to interview potential interns for her mothers administration.

Pardon me, I have to go regurgitate (spew). 

The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program...........Ronald Reagan

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree...

"Never murder your opponent when he is committing suicide." ~ W. Churchill

To prove the maxim, "Conservative see what they believe, Liberals see what they believe," Chelsea Clinton cavorts with potential 'ubermale' sperm donors for the 'required single child' she must bear to be a viable candidate to be the "First Female President" of the United States.

  "I'm an all-American alien-boy" -- Ian Hunter

"Chelsea Parts the Red Sequence"?

When asked about his daughter's appearance at the event, former president Bill Clinton said, "You mean that big chick with the Adam's apple is a dude? Oh man..."

Chelsie: " Ya know, like, after daddy had some of Monica, like, momma made daddy wear dresses afterward. She was all, like, 'if ya like fat chicks ya gonna dress like one' and, like, it made momma all excited and she wouldn't shave her legs for, like, a month." 

Please don't tell me you forgot the dildo... AGAIN!!!

Vote 4 change. Vote 4 anything. See Jack & Mr Shy's first campaign ad for the ONLY viable 3rd party candidate.

Put on your sequin pantsuit and paar-taaay!

Too Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything Web Hubbel.

 "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

                               " The Cake is a lie."