OK - let's stick to the script.

MOYERS: You had me at hello.

What doesn’t kill you, only makes you pissed off. -Children of Bodom  

Moyers: "I's so flattered that you would deign to be interviewed by a racist white-boy like me. I can't grovel enough.

The day that "politician" became a career choice is the day we started losing the Republic. Let's get it back! Alan Keyes '08.

And that was the exact moment that Bill Moyers thought to himself, "Jeremiah is so dreamy" and began doodling "Mr. Bill M. Wright" over and over.

Wright: As a pastor, you have my blessings, my son. Unless you ask a hard question, then I'll g-damn you to he$$.

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If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it is in English, thank a Soldier. - My barber

All you right wingers trying to paint Rev. Wright as a some sort of racist conspiracy nut are the same right wingers who tried to paint Stalin as some sort of communist and Hitler as some sort of Nazi.

Right wingers are not allowed to use those kinds of words because you'll hurt feelings.... truth be damned. Only Lefties are free to act nuts and deflect any criticism by crying like babies that we're being persecuted.

And any of you nasty thug neo-cons that disagrees is a racist sexist necro-pedophile! WAAAAAAAH!

"You see Bill, those clips were taken out of context.  I was teaching Ebonics.  I was explaining how you say the opposite of what you mean.  For example when something is "good" you say it's "bad".  So I was simply saying that "God bless America" would now be "God damn America."  Same thing.  See?  It's so simple to understand, but yet the true meaning is lost when only a quick clip is played by that "good" Bill O'Reilly..."

Moyers: I heard you mention it over and over to your assistant before, reverend, but I'm sorry to say we do not have any white crackers all around here. We do have some bags of Doritos in the green room, though.

Two chickens...coming home to roost.

"Never murder your opponent when he is committing suicide." ~ W. Churchill

Wright: This is a biased station in a biased nation! It's not Public Broadcasting, it's the pee-pee of BS!

  "Pen-goo-ins is prack-tick-alee chickens." - Bugs Bunny

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Another succesful match from eHarmony.com 

"Abstain from McCain"

Wright: God dam Amerikkka!

Moyers: I think I'm in love.

I listened carefully to Rev Wrights speach. Each time he mentioned God Damn America I replaced the word America with Government. Right on Reverand Wright, Right on!!

I see it in your eyes
Maybe it was better left unsaid
This is pure and simple
And you should realize
That it's coming from my (dark, evil f*cking!) heart and not my head

Moyers: I Love You
I Honestly Love You  

Special Thanks to Olivia Newton-John

moyers: "You know some people call me the first black talk show host
because I'm on a tax payer funded channel with low ratings."

Wright:
"Well, some people call me the first white/black preacher because I
came from a all white neighborhood, preach at a all black church and
now all the blacks are building me a 10 million dollar home in an all
white neighborhood." "God dammmm, America"!!!!

WOW...can not believe the racists that have come out of the closet  to express themselves under the guise of outraged patriotism...Guess none chose to educate themselves by listening to the tapes and not just the soundbites... Oh Right--these are clinton supporters.

(Moyers) meet me in the bathroom in 15 minutes...

tap your foot so I know it's you and I'll go around the world......

Bill, you have such a nice smile. You know, Bill, it IS true. Once you do black, you never go back.

Jeremiah: Listen Bill, I hear the service here is a little slow... how about we just skip dinner and swing on over to my place for some drinks... and uh.... "extreme" conversation, if you know what I'm sayin'

Bill: Jeremiah, you have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen. I'm not really all that hungry anyway! Let's get out of this place. I'm starting to feel a bit of a slow tingle up my leg... any idea what might be causing that?

Jeremiah: Sure baby... I'll explain it all whenz we get to my place.

Bill: OMG Jeremiah... you're sooo dreamy

*tune in next week when the rev. Jeremiah Wright meets with Crissy Matthews and takes him for his new bitch*

Heilige Scheiße! How do you turn this damned thing off? -J. Robert Oppenheimer

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Moyers:  Reverend, I’m afraid I’m going to have to sue you.

Wright:  Why?

Moyers: Because, after reviewing your speeches like God Damn America, I realized that you’ve been plagiarizing what I’ve been saying and writing about America for years.

Bill Moyers listens with apparent rapture while Rev. Jeremiah A. Wright Jr, former minister to Barrack Obama, explains how Mr. Obama truly is the New Messiah and instructs him how to properly worship the presumptive Comrade President Obama without violating the Church/State separation clause of the New Constitution of the Socialist States of America.

Just because I'm a black seperatist who knows the American government created AIDs to kill blacks, doesn't make be some sort of "fanatic!" That's crazy racist talk!

Vote 4 change. Vote 4 anything. See Jack & Mr Shy's first campaign ad for the ONLY viable 3rd party candidate.

"Oh Jerry, I could look into your eyes forever! You are such a beautiful man!"

"Thank you Bill. You're not so bad yourself, for a white boy who helped bring crack into the ghetto, and helped create AIDS, AND WHOSE CHICKENS ARE COMING HOME TO ROOST!!!"

The Rev. did a nice job of soft soaping the issues of his Black centric preaching. Moyers was in at his best ass kissing mode. The good reverend was very good at talking about those things that America has supposedly done, but one side of any view is still half the picture. Sure American bombed Japan but what did Japan do to deserve being bombed. We went to Granada to rescue Americans from Cuban invaders. We went to Panama to rid Central America of a drug pushing dictator. The part that they did not hit on last night was how America invented AIDS to kill off its Black citizens.

You know, you can keep your mouth shut if you place your hands under the chin like this...try it sometime.

The Rev. Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. sat down with cracker Bill Moyers for a PBS show to be aired on the night of April 25, 2008. Rev. Wright, a former Marine, complained that some of his comments were taken out of context, clarifying to Moyers that the context was "I hate America, Uncle Toms, Hillary, Tiger Woods, Black Republicans, Rich White People! Jews, America (Did I already say America?  I did? At the start of the list?  Sorry I lost track.  Do you think I should leave it?  I guess it is more powerful to have it in there twice.) and Whitey. (AP Photo/PBS, Robin Holland, HO)

All that hate for the whiteman makes your eyes extra sparkly. 

"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference.
The MARINES don't have that problem."
President Ronald Reagan - 1985

"I'm not even worthy of your hate great father!"

      "Wha'd you say you white devil!?!"

            "That I was born into this country wrapped in it's sin!"

                "So it's gonna be like that crack'a!"

                    "Forgive me for I know not what I do!"

                        "God Damn Bill Moyers!" 

                           "Yes, YES, YEEEEESSSSS!!!!"

Isn't he just dreamy?

Tell you the truth, Mr. Moyers, I'm tired of livin' around Black folk, so I hornswoggled my church into settin' me up in a nice White neighborhood.  Seems my sermons work a little too good.  Those kids are out there shootin' up the city of Chicago, and though I'm proud as the dickens of them, I certainly don't want to live around them.

♣ a seal

Bill Moyers strikes a pose reminiscent of Judy Garland singing to Clark Gable's photo.  In this case it is Bill Moyers (Friend of Dorothy) drooling on his hands thinking about the size of Rev. Wrong's manhood.