By NB Staff (Bio | Archive) April 11, 2008 - 15:10 ET
Hillary Clinton is kissed by Elton John on stage at a fundraiser at Radio City Music Hall in New York City as former President Bill Clinton looks on. Picture: AP
Co-Presidents Clinton met with the new Secretary General of the UN today. Madame Secretary Sir Elton John laid out his global platform against the scourge of misogyny in the USA in a speech he delivered earlier in the day. President William Clinton, standing among the invited dignitaries, was heard to comment that his wife, President Hillary Clinton, was the first suffergette to live through sniper fire in 1897 as she launched the woman's movement. President Hillary Clinton is expected to share the stage later with Sir John as they welcome transgendered pygmies from New Guinea into the UN General Assembly.
"All great change in America begins at the dinner table" Ronald Reagan, Jan 21, 1981
President Clinton, explaining why they only have one child, demonstrates his wife's penis size preference to Elton John during her "kiss off" of Mr. John's request for "a little favor."
Elton's repetoire and this picture beg to be united!
Besides the beeotch is back, how about the following:
"Goodbye Yellow-backed Cow" (Ok, poetic license)
"Capt'n Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy" lends itself to many flights of fancy with the above picture in mInd.
Here's a reach, how about "Billy Bones and the White Bird"? You all talk amongst yourselves....
Elton also made some money, very little I would imagine, from a song called "Fat Boys and Ugly Girls". Perfect Caption.
It gets worse - and this is my last one:
"Dirty Little Girl" - the Lyrics, by Sir John's Friend Bernie, and sung by the anti-misogynist himself goes like this:
I'm gonna tell the world, you're a dirty little girl
Someone grab that b*tch by the ears
Rub her down scrub her back
And turn her inside out
`Cause I bet she hasn't had a bath in years
Trouble is, are we talking about Hillary, Bill's trashy relations, or Elton himself? As a foe of misogyny I am sure he will stop reaping the financial benefits of this song, and others like it that show women in less than appealing light, right?
My oh My..so much fun, so little time on captionfest!
"All great change in America begins at the dinner table" Ronald Reagan, Jan 21, 1981
Damn , Hillary, do you know where his mouth and Sidney Blumenthal were not 1 hour ago? Ewwww, don't you be coming round me later for no sugar, baby! Uh uhh
Nice antimisogynist message: (Yeah Elton, we are sooooo bad here in the USA)
"Don't Trust That Woman" - a song by Cher and "Lady Choc Ice" (aka Elton John-I know- where did he get THAT nom de plumme!!!! hahahahaha)
It goes a little sumpin' like this:
She's a real ball-buster, don't trust her
She's in a most peculiar phase
You can rear end her oh it'll send her
She wants you, she'll have you her own way
Don't untie her, don't defy her
`Cause she'll bring you down to your knees
You can beat her but don't mistreat her
Oh don't believe that woman please
Don't trust that woman
Don't trust that woman boys
`Cause she'll burn you
Turn you into little toys
Don't trust that woman
Don't trust that woman boys
`Cause she'll hurt you
And turn you into little toys
Don't trust that woman boys
She's a man-eater, oh don't you cheat her
She'll cut you just to watch you bleed
A woman half crazy, oh then again lazy
With an appetite to feed
She's a liar oh you can't buy her
`Cause she'll bring you down to your knees
Don't untie her, don't defy her
Oh don't believe that woman please
Mean sister, tongue-twister
She takes it easy but she makes it hard
Soul sister, two-fister
She takes it easy but she makes it hard
"All great change in America begins at the dinner table" Ronald Reagan, Jan 21, 1981
Though Elton supports Hillary and calls America misogynist, I still like his music and will continue to buy his music. I agree with Laura Ingraham on last night's O'Reilly Factor: he should shut up and sing.
"Kame-Hame-HAAAA!!!!!" - Son Goku, destroying Usama Bin Laden.
"Just give me one of those plastic, fakey, Hollywood air kisses.... you have no idea how many hours in makeup it took me to look this good" .... and then Hillary says........
Tonight is going to be a hoot! I just hope that when Huma Abedin (Beast's Galpal) finds out about this, she beats her with the strap-on just like after Hil snuggled Ellen! I love a good cat fight!
"....... and when I'm elected prez, I'm gonna make sure we get Bushco on the stand and ask them about the............yellow-cake roa-oa-oad, roa-oa-oad, goodbye yellow cake road............."
"...dont' ya' know that I'm still standin' after all my crimes, feelin' like a little kid, tellin' all my little lie's...."
".......and runnin' against Barack, feel's like the sun goin' down on me."
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
He can't be a knight!!! Not even 'Big and Tall Man' has armor in that size and besides, no Clydesdale would let him mount! Top or rear! (forgive the visual)
Hillary, I'll have you know that the conditions in this venue are simply appalling. You need to have a word with your campaign staff because this kind of treatment is patently unacceptable. I am Sir Elton John and I demand to be treated with the respect my status requires. I should not be expected walk out on to stage from my dressing room...the arrangements were for me to have been chauffered from my dressing room to the hydraulic stage, where I was to be lowered to the main stage while lounging on a plush chaise being fanned and fed grapes by a quartet of shirtless, muscular young men. The quartet were then to carry me from the chaise lounge to the piano. As for the dressing rooms, how is it that your dressing room is larger than the one set aside for my colorful wigs, preposterous grannie glasses and flamboyant costumes? These are not merely acoutrements, but living, breathing personalities. The treatment has been shambolic. And I told you, NO GREEN M&Ms! But I found one! I will certainly not tolerate this disrespectful treatment in the future and I trust you and your staff will not further insult me again. I bid you and your husband, good day. Hmmmpf!
Yeah, I was reminded of that little strop he threw at Al Gore's joke of a concert last year. Apparently Wembley Stadium is adjacent to the O2 Arena where the performers' dressing rooms were. For security purposes, vehicles were not permitted within 75 feet of the arena...meaning that the fat load was going to have to walk a whole 75 feet to get to his dressing room. When security asked his driver to turn the vehicle around, EJ demanded that the driver ignore security and press on...because he was Sir Elton John. When subjected to the least bit of resistence, he apparently threw the mother of all temper tantrums and made himself look quite the jackass (no shock there). Some day he's going to go too far and someone will introduce EJ's face to a fist...I'll enjoy that. But in the meantime, you can certainly judge a candidate by the company she keeps...Barbra Streisand, Elton John, Fast Eddie Rendell, Antonio "Slick Guillermo" Villaraigiosa, Howard Wolfson, Mandy Grunwald, Chuckie Schumer, Arafat's wife....
"And it seemed to me you lived your lies like a candle in the wind. Never knowing which one to cling to 'til the polls came in. And I'd really love to have known you ... in jest I kid. Your campaign burned out long before your hedging ever did."
"Hillary darling, I am so sorry this awful country hates women too much to vote for you. Please do stay in there, you have to defeat that horrible african. I must admit though, I would turn mysogynist and racist in a heartbeat if that adorable Johny Edwards were still running. Now there is a man I could really get behind."
Thanks for supporting me, Elton. And thank you for calling people out on the hypocricy of misogny. Because I hate hypocrites. Oh by the way, sorry I'm not on board with that whole gay-marriage thing. Must be against everything you stand for, huh?
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Smooch
April 11, 2008 - 15:19 ET by DontFeedTheTrollsPandering for the gay vote, Hillary kisses Bill's new bride.
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At last! A man of my
April 11, 2008 - 15:21 ET by bassndudeAt last! A man of my own!!
Save a SeAL, club a liberal!!
Proof positive that Elton is
April 11, 2008 - 15:23 ET by bradbenj5952Proof positive that Elton is not misogynist.
Two Queens and a Joker?
April 11, 2008 - 15:23 ET by Chris NormanTwo Queens and a Joker?
Or...
April 11, 2008 - 16:08 ET by mattmTwo Queens and a Knave.
A "knave" he is, then. :)
April 11, 2008 - 16:48 ET by Chris NormanA "knave" he is then. :)
How about..........
April 11, 2008 - 20:53 ET by BEGRUNTHow about a "bitchy old queen"?
"If a man does his best, what else is there"?
General George S. Patton Jr.
Off with their
April 12, 2008 - 09:39 ET by pbanks7Off with their heads!
(Stone cold sober as a matter of fact).
It's wabbit season - Elmer Fudd
Far worse than the dreaded
April 11, 2008 - 15:25 ET by Ruths husband BenFar worse than the dreaded double-post is the dreaded double-kiss of death.
Captions
April 11, 2008 - 15:26 ET by GothampcBill Clinton: Thank goodness, I finally pawned her off on the poof.
Hillary: The Bitch is back.
Elton John: When you are POTUS, I expect a monthly reservation in the Lincoln Bedroom.
The Conservative Media: How can a "married" gay man support and embrace the wife of the man who signed "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" and DOMA?
The Liberal Media: Elton, you would make a fabulous Vice President.
Because, in the end, they
April 11, 2008 - 23:34 ET by PeskyDaneBecause, in the end, they are all whores.
Yes, layers of double entendras. Sometimes one is limited in how one can comment, regardless. Blame Elton.
Elton, whispering
April 11, 2008 - 15:28 ET by sarcasmo"Please, let me kiss Bill next!"
JMR
The tax & spend drug war looks racist in the real world.
Bill is thinking....
April 11, 2008 - 15:32 ET by GForce.....Elton,,, she's ALL yours!
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it"-Aristotle
Caption
April 11, 2008 - 15:38 ET by Johnny Lucid"Elton, you can kiss him, but NO hummers!"
NYTimes byline with picture:
April 11, 2008 - 15:58 ET by EvilCon555Co-Presidents Clinton met with the new Secretary General of the UN today. Madame Secretary Sir Elton John laid out his global platform against the scourge of misogyny in the USA in a speech he delivered earlier in the day. President William Clinton, standing among the invited dignitaries, was heard to comment that his wife, President Hillary Clinton, was the first suffergette to live through sniper fire in 1897 as she launched the woman's movement. President Hillary Clinton is expected to share the stage later with Sir John as they welcome transgendered pygmies from New Guinea into the UN General Assembly.
"All great change in America begins at the dinner table" Ronald Reagan, Jan 21, 1981
Bill thought to himself:
April 11, 2008 - 15:56 ET by Roger the ShrubberBill thought to himself: "oh yeah, some hot girl-on-girl action..."
Forgive me for this one...
April 11, 2008 - 16:03 ET by EvilCon555Bill: "Hillary, you are not gonna believe this! When You kissed him, it got this big!"
"All great change in America begins at the dinner table" Ronald Reagan, Jan 21, 1981
She like 'em this thick, Elton.
April 11, 2008 - 16:00 ET by CobraManPresident Clinton, explaining why they only have one child, demonstrates his wife's penis size preference to Elton John during her "kiss off" of Mr. John's request for "a little favor."
God save the Queen
April 11, 2008 - 16:22 ET by Mistah BittermanGod save the Queen
Hey wait a minute that kiss tastes like Bill's....
Bill: "Take my
April 11, 2008 - 16:19 ET by DaBirdBill: "Take my wife.......please."
Bill: "Elton, how do you
April 11, 2008 - 16:21 ET by LeonBill: "Elton, how do you feel about the Wobbly H?"
Fake kisses all around.
April 11, 2008 - 16:24 ET by Crash"Us white bitches have to stay together!"
The dogs of society howl.
April 11, 2008 - 16:25 ET by fitzfongThe dogs of society howl.
Fitzfong
April 11, 2008 - 16:30 ET by EvilCon555Perfect comment. EJ has become that which, in the 70's, he despised. Very insightful....very...
"All great change in America begins at the dinner table" Ronald Reagan, Jan 21, 1981
Thanks, EC555. I was
April 11, 2008 - 16:39 ET by fitzfongThanks, EC555.
I was going to refer to the subject of the picture...The bitch's back...but that would leave the Clintons out.
Love lies bleeding in my hands...
April 11, 2008 - 17:34 ET by EvilCon555Fitzf,
Elton's repetoire and this picture beg to be united!
Besides the beeotch is back, how about the following:
"Goodbye Yellow-backed Cow" (Ok, poetic license)
"Capt'n Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy" lends itself to many flights of fancy with the above picture in mInd.
Here's a reach, how about "Billy Bones and the White Bird"? You all talk amongst yourselves....
Elton also made some money, very little I would imagine, from a song called "Fat Boys and Ugly Girls". Perfect Caption.
It gets worse - and this is my last one:
"Dirty Little Girl" - the Lyrics, by Sir John's Friend Bernie, and sung by the anti-misogynist himself goes like this:
I'm gonna tell the world, you're a dirty little girl
Someone grab that b*tch by the ears
Rub her down scrub her back
And turn her inside out
`Cause I bet she hasn't had a bath in years
Trouble is, are we talking about Hillary, Bill's trashy relations, or Elton himself? As a foe of misogyny I am sure he will stop reaping the financial benefits of this song, and others like it that show women in less than appealing light, right?
My oh My..so much fun, so little time on captionfest!
"All great change in America begins at the dinner table" Ronald Reagan, Jan 21, 1981
her fashion inspiration
April 11, 2008 - 16:34 ET by mom_roxHillary confides to Elton that her yellow pantsuit is an homage to his "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" album cover outfit.
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
- George Bernard Shaw, 1944
Do you know??
April 11, 2008 - 16:39 ET by Shooter1002Damn , Hillary, do you know where his mouth and Sidney Blumenthal were not 1 hour ago? Ewwww, don't you be coming round me later for no sugar, baby! Uh uhh
clapping
April 11, 2008 - 16:43 ET by kd5463Maybe Bill is clapping because he's always wanted to see two queens make out.
Bill Clinton applauds the
April 12, 2008 - 09:48 ET by pbanks7Bill Clinton applauds the stage version of "Girls Gone Wild."
MSM - shaping all the perceptions you need to believe.
Elton John, Hillary Clinton
April 11, 2008 - 16:49 ET by fitzfongElton John, Hillary Clinton and the Lyin' King.
Hey ...
April 12, 2008 - 10:08 ET by LionKingHey...I object. That almost sounds slanderous.
As Elton John vomits
April 11, 2008 - 16:51 ET by tazzAs Elton John vomits backstage, Bill pats him on the back and says "I feel your pain".
Elton John wrote THIS song too
April 11, 2008 - 17:40 ET by EvilCon555Nice antimisogynist message: (Yeah Elton, we are sooooo bad here in the USA)
"Don't Trust That Woman" - a song by Cher and "Lady Choc Ice" (aka Elton John-I know- where did he get THAT nom de plumme!!!! hahahahaha)
It goes a little sumpin' like this:
She's a real ball-buster, don't trust her
She's in a most peculiar phase
You can rear end her oh it'll send her
She wants you, she'll have you her own way
Don't untie her, don't defy her
`Cause she'll bring you down to your knees
You can beat her but don't mistreat her
Oh don't believe that woman please
Don't trust that woman
Don't trust that woman boys
`Cause she'll burn you
Turn you into little toys
Don't trust that woman
Don't trust that woman boys
`Cause she'll hurt you
And turn you into little toys
Don't trust that woman boys
She's a man-eater, oh don't you cheat her
She'll cut you just to watch you bleed
A woman half crazy, oh then again lazy
With an appetite to feed
She's a liar oh you can't buy her
`Cause she'll bring you down to your knees
Don't untie her, don't defy her
Oh don't believe that woman please
Mean sister, tongue-twister
She takes it easy but she makes it hard
Soul sister, two-fister
She takes it easy but she makes it hard
"All great change in America begins at the dinner table" Ronald Reagan, Jan 21, 1981
Homos kissing homos....and
April 11, 2008 - 17:41 ET by charlietexasHomos kissing homos....and billy like to watch......mom
Hillary smirks in
April 11, 2008 - 21:43 ET by motherbeltHillary smirks in satisfaction when Elton whispers: For your 60th birthday party, I'll let you borrow the outfit I wore for mine!
Last year
April 12, 2008 - 09:05 ET by JoelCTHillary turned 60 last October (something the MSM never mentions), but I'd pay good money to see, and laugh my head off at, Hillary wearing that!
Sorry, when he was making
April 12, 2008 - 16:56 ET by motherbeltSorry, when he was making excuses for her Bosnia "forgetfulness" I thought he said she was "almost" 60.
People Will Talk
April 11, 2008 - 18:50 ET by Cella"Sweetheart, they're suspecting things. People will say we're in love."
Though Elton supports
April 11, 2008 - 19:06 ET by Doraemon_OReillyThough Elton supports Hillary and calls America misogynist, I still like his music and will continue to buy his music. I agree with Laura Ingraham on last night's O'Reilly Factor: he should shut up and sing.
"Kame-Hame-HAAAA!!!!!" - Son Goku, destroying Usama Bin Laden.
Heh, heh,heh....
April 11, 2008 - 19:07 ET by JPR1Like kissin' a lampost in Point Barrow Alaska ain't it boy.
Thanks for showin' up though; any donation that doesn't look like a donation is just fine with me!
JPR1.. ROFL...That was
April 11, 2008 - 19:10 ET by bigtimerJPR1..
ROFL...That was rich...
"Never murder your opponent when he is committing suicide." ~ W. Churchill
Thanks BT...
April 11, 2008 - 19:28 ET by JPR1Credit the second glass of vino.
Coupled of course with a fundamental disgust with these people. :-)
The Point Barrow, Ak got
April 11, 2008 - 21:49 ET by bigtimerThe Point Barrow, Ak got me...with the lampost and all...I know how good that analogy was...
Cheers!
"Never murder your opponent when he is committing suicide." ~ W. Churchill
"Sorry Hillary love, but
April 11, 2008 - 19:24 ET by Jack Bauerelton lets hillary in on a lil secret
April 11, 2008 - 19:45 ET by lunaticcringeradiopssssssst monica wasn't the only one that did that
lunaticcringeradio
If Dame - I mean - Sir Elton
April 11, 2008 - 19:48 ET by Chris NormanIf Dame - I mean - Sir Elton wasn't attracted to women before...
Anyone who says they
April 11, 2008 - 20:30 ET by kathleenirishAnyone who says they support the troops but not the mission is a liar.
Thank God for gay guys- then I don't have to take the hit!
Hey kath!!!! Howdy...long
April 11, 2008 - 22:29 ET by bigtimerHey kath!!!!
Howdy...long time no see...you have been missed by me anyway...
"Never murder your opponent when he is committing suicide." ~ W. Churchill
Butch
April 11, 2008 - 22:21 ET by ammo johnBill: "I love watching butch lesbos getting it on!"
Hillary and Rosie party while Bill gets the 'clap'.
"Just give me one of those
April 11, 2008 - 23:39 ET by BuxomAnnieMcGreggor"Just give me one of those plastic, fakey, Hollywood air kisses.... you have no idea how many hours in makeup it took me to look this good" .... and then Hillary says........
Life can be a real b*tch... so why vote for one?
Wow! Your Cigar is so much better!!!!
April 12, 2008 - 00:38 ET by YaegerMeisterWow! Your Cigar is so much better!!!!
Student Meets Teacher
April 12, 2008 - 03:41 ET by Birch BarlowBill: "Remember that Lewinsky thing I've wanted you to try? This man will teach you everything you need to know."
"I'd never cheat on you
April 12, 2008 - 07:36 ET by ckc1227"I'd never cheat on you with another woman, Hillary".
.hmmm....Tonight is going to be fun
April 12, 2008 - 09:23 ET by hgabrahamsonTonight is going to be a hoot! I just hope that when Huma Abedin (Beast's Galpal) finds out about this, she beats her with the strap-on just like after Hil snuggled Ellen! I love a good cat fight!
Difference of Opinion is what makes a Horse Race
"....... and when I'm
April 12, 2008 - 09:29 ET by Blazer"....... and when I'm elected prez, I'm gonna make sure we get Bushco on the stand and ask them about the............yellow-cake roa-oa-oad, roa-oa-oad, goodbye yellow cake road............."
"...dont' ya' know that I'm still standin' after all my crimes, feelin' like a little kid, tellin' all my little lie's...."
".......and runnin' against Barack, feel's like the sun goin' down on me."
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
"Elton when Hill's
April 12, 2008 - 09:33 ET by BlazerWJC:
"Elton when Hill's elected maybe you can come visit the Oval Orifice sometime.....ahem,... err, Office, I mean."
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Elton to Hillary: Is that a
April 12, 2008 - 09:56 ET by pbanks7Elton to Hillary: Is that a stogie in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Shoot me now! Shoot me now! - Daffy Duck
An observation rather than a caption
April 12, 2008 - 10:01 ET by QueenMumWatch out, Cleveland, They're coming your way.
Welcome to the World of Gay and Lesbian Square Dance.
I am the exotic Queen Mum, and I approved this message.
Here ya go
April 12, 2008 - 10:09 ET by LionKing"Here ya go, Hill. Okay, Billy Boy, its your turn!"
Bill Claps to simulate "Sniper Fire."
April 12, 2008 - 10:58 ET by Crash"Damn ... forgot my glasses! Which one's Hill?"
Ha! My personal favorite.
April 12, 2008 - 11:02 ET by QueenMumHa! My personal favorite. Good one, Crash.
I am the exotic Queen Mum, and I approved this message.
strange bedfellows
April 12, 2008 - 13:50 ET by Wesenthe beaver meets a log it can't move.
Elton: I'm not the man they
April 12, 2008 - 13:53 ET by fitzfongElton: I'm not the man they think I am at home.
Bill thinking:
April 12, 2008 - 15:59 ET by Parker1227"That twit gets to be a knight? I wanna be a knight! I'll bet that's a real turn on for the babes... errrr... or whoever."
Knight?
April 13, 2008 - 11:14 ET by Shooter1002He can't be a knight!!! Not even 'Big and Tall Man' has armor in that size and besides, no Clydesdale would let him mount! Top or rear! (forgive the visual)
Oh brother....
April 12, 2008 - 19:11 ET by catnamedjakeCuriouser and curiouser..... (well, at least now I have a concrete reason not to like Elton John---freak!)
Hillary and Elton
April 12, 2008 - 22:16 ET by JimG(In Bills voice) "Oh my God, this is priceless.... Elton has more estrogen!"
Psst...that thing Bill did
April 13, 2008 - 09:56 ET by socal4patrickPsst...that thing Bill did with the cigar is sex.
"If you want to save the world you must be willing to make others sacrifice" ....Dogbert the green consultant
Cheered on by Disgraced ex-President Clinton
April 13, 2008 - 10:23 ET by Free StinkerCheered on by Disgraced ex-President Clinton, two women exchange kisses.
Pledge to not support RINOs ever again!
Courtsey!
April 13, 2008 - 11:10 ET by Shooter1002That's right you blonde bitch, you courtsey for THIS queen. And the clapping clown behind you, he KNEELS!
What Bill Is Thinking
April 13, 2008 - 13:26 ET by Rhymes With Right"I'd hit that -- if only he were a few years younger."
Blogging at rhymeswithright.mu.nu
Hillary, I'll have you know
April 13, 2008 - 13:53 ET by fitzfongHillary, I'll have you know that the conditions in this venue are simply appalling. You need to have a word with your campaign staff because this kind of treatment is patently unacceptable. I am Sir Elton John and I demand to be treated with the respect my status requires. I should not be expected walk out on to stage from my dressing room...the arrangements were for me to have been chauffered from my dressing room to the hydraulic stage, where I was to be lowered to the main stage while lounging on a plush chaise being fanned and fed grapes by a quartet of shirtless, muscular young men. The quartet were then to carry me from the chaise lounge to the piano. As for the dressing rooms, how is it that your dressing room is larger than the one set aside for my colorful wigs, preposterous grannie glasses and flamboyant costumes? These are not merely acoutrements, but living, breathing personalities. The treatment has been shambolic. And I told you, NO GREEN M&Ms! But I found one! I will certainly not tolerate this disrespectful treatment in the future and I trust you and your staff will not further insult me again. I bid you and your husband, good day. Hmmmpf!
I met Eton John in '82,
April 13, 2008 - 15:23 ET by BuxomAnnieMcGreggorI met Eton John in '82, back stage after one of his concerts. I would swear by your "caption" that you and I met him at the same time.
Religion is the opiate of the masses. Carl Marx
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. Groucho Marx
Yeah, I was reminded of that
April 13, 2008 - 21:43 ET by fitzfongYeah, I was reminded of that little strop he threw at Al Gore's joke of a concert last year. Apparently Wembley Stadium is adjacent to the O2 Arena where the performers' dressing rooms were. For security purposes, vehicles were not permitted within 75 feet of the arena...meaning that the fat load was going to have to walk a whole 75 feet to get to his dressing room. When security asked his driver to turn the vehicle around, EJ demanded that the driver ignore security and press on...because he was Sir Elton John. When subjected to the least bit of resistence, he apparently threw the mother of all temper tantrums and made himself look quite the jackass (no shock there). Some day he's going to go too far and someone will introduce EJ's face to a fist...I'll enjoy that. But in the meantime, you can certainly judge a candidate by the company she keeps...Barbra Streisand, Elton John, Fast Eddie Rendell, Antonio "Slick Guillermo" Villaraigiosa, Howard Wolfson, Mandy Grunwald, Chuckie Schumer, Arafat's wife....
Wow fitz and BAM... You
April 13, 2008 - 22:14 ET by bigtimerWow fitz and BAM...
You just informed me of things I didn't know about EJ, not like I keep up with stuff like that anymore... fits him though doesn't it?
Wasn't he almost broke once not long ago...I can see why with behaviour and a lifestyle like that.
"Never murder your opponent when he is committing suicide." ~ W. Churchill
Campaign in the Wind
April 13, 2008 - 18:03 ET by Crash"And it seemed to me you lived your lies like a candle in the wind. Never knowing which one to cling to 'til the polls came in. And I'd really love to have known you ... in jest I kid. Your campaign burned out long before your hedging ever did."
"Hillary darling, I am so
April 13, 2008 - 20:00 ET by muh-oon"Hillary darling, I am so sorry this awful country hates women too much to vote for you. Please do stay in there, you have to defeat that horrible african. I must admit though, I would turn mysogynist and racist in a heartbeat if that adorable Johny Edwards were still running. Now there is a man I could really get behind."
...That Johnnie
April 13, 2008 - 20:04 ET by bigtimer...That Johnnie Edwards....the pretty boy.
...LOL...
"Never murder your opponent when he is committing suicide." ~ W. Churchill
OK, Late getting here ...How about...
April 13, 2008 - 21:35 ET by JoggerNotCaptain fantastic, Raised and Regimantal?
OK. bad start,
Captain fantastic, And the brown dirt cowboy, hardly a hero?
Like A candle in the wind,,,
April 13, 2008 - 21:42 ET by JoggerNotHistory Shows Again, and again how nature points out the follies of man..boc
→ Joggernot
April 13, 2008 - 21:47 ET by Cool ArrowI thought it was "Like a cannibal breaking wind"
♣ a seal
Ha! The brown dirt thing always left me...
April 13, 2008 - 21:59 ET by JoggerNotwondering, What is ej singing about? really?
→ I can't help but say it.
April 13, 2008 - 22:12 ET by Cool ArrowHe doesn't step on stage until his piano is tuned and his stool is adjusted.
♣ a seal
Ya caint tune a pianer..
April 13, 2008 - 22:25 ET by JoggerNotIf ya cant tune a fish!
Your legend burned out long
April 13, 2008 - 21:53 ET by fitzfongYour legend burned out long before your candle ever did.
Thanks for supporting me,
April 13, 2008 - 21:57 ET by Cureboy675Thanks for supporting me, Elton. And thank you for calling people out on the hypocricy of misogny. Because I hate hypocrites. Oh by the way, sorry I'm not on board with that whole gay-marriage thing. Must be against everything you stand for, huh?
Ladies and gents, Elton has left the building!
April 13, 2008 - 22:07 ET by JoggerNotWhoops!