Pandering for the gay vote, Hillary kisses Bill's new bride.

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Keep the ILLEGALS out, join NumbersUSA to send free faxes to your reps.

Proof positive that Elton is not misogynist.

Far worse than the dreaded double-post is the dreaded double-kiss of death.

.....Elton,,, she's ALL yours!

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it"-Aristotle

Bill:  "Elton, how do you feel about the Wobbly H?"

The dogs of society howl.

Hillary confides to Elton that her yellow pantsuit is an homage to his "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" album cover outfit.

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
- George Bernard Shaw, 1944

Maybe Bill is clapping because he's always wanted to see two queens make out.

Elton John, Hillary Clinton and the Lyin' King.

As Elton John vomits backstage, Bill pats him on the back and says "I feel your pain".

Homos kissing homos....and billy like to watch......mom

"Sweetheart, they're suspecting things. People will say we're in love."

Like kissin' a lampost in Point Barrow Alaska ain't it boy.

Thanks for showin' up though; any donation that doesn't look like a donation is just fine with me!

"Sorry Hillary love, but this is the nearest you'll ever get to greeting a Queen of England"

Vote 4 change. Vote 4 anything. See Jack & Mr Shy's first campaign ad for the ONLY viable 3rd party candidate.

If Dame - I mean - Sir Elton wasn't attracted to women before...

"Just give me one of those plastic, fakey, Hollywood air kisses.... you have no idea how many hours in makeup it took me to look this good" .... and then Hillary says........

Life can be a real b*tch... so why vote for one?

Bill:  "Remember that Lewinsky thing I've wanted you to try?  This man will teach you everything you need to know."

Tonight is going to be a hoot! I just hope that when Huma Abedin (Beast's Galpal) finds out about this, she beats her with the strap-on just like after Hil snuggled Ellen! I love a good cat fight!

Difference of Opinion is what makes a Horse Race

 WJC:

"Elton when Hill's elected maybe you can come visit the Oval Orifice sometime.....ahem,... err, Office, I mean."

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

                               " The Cake is a lie."   

Watch out, Cleveland, They're coming your way. 

 Welcome to the World of Gay and Lesbian Square Dance.

I am the exotic Queen Mum, and I approved this message.

"Damn ... forgot my glasses! Which one's Hill?"

the beaver meets a log it can't move.

"That twit gets to be a knight?  I wanna be a knight!  I'll bet that's a real turn on for the babes...  errrr... or whoever." 

Curiouser and curiouser.....     (well, at least now I have a concrete reason not to like Elton John---freak!)                                                             

Psst...that thing Bill did with the cigar is sex. 

"If you want to save the world you must be willing to make others sacrifice" ....Dogbert the green consultant

That's right you blonde bitch, you courtsey for THIS queen. And the clapping clown behind you, he KNEELS!

Hillary, I'll have you know that the conditions in this venue are simply appalling.  You need to have a word with your campaign staff because this kind of treatment is patently unacceptable.  I am Sir Elton John and I demand to be treated with the respect my status requires.  I should not be expected walk out on to stage from my dressing room...the arrangements were for me to have been chauffered from my dressing room to the hydraulic stage, where I was to be lowered to the main stage while lounging on a plush chaise being fanned and fed grapes by a quartet of shirtless, muscular young men.  The quartet were then to carry me from the chaise lounge to the piano.  As for the dressing rooms, how is it that your dressing room is larger than the one set aside for my colorful wigs, preposterous grannie glasses and flamboyant costumes?  These are not merely acoutrements, but living, breathing personalities.  The treatment has been shambolic.  And I told you, NO GREEN M&Ms!  But I found one!  I will certainly not tolerate this disrespectful treatment in the future and I trust you and your staff will not further insult me again.  I bid you and your husband, good day.  Hmmmpf!

"And it seemed to me you lived your lies like a candle in the wind. Never knowing which one to cling to 'til the polls came in. And I'd really love to have known you ... in jest I kid. Your campaign burned out long before your hedging ever did."

Thanks for supporting me, Elton. And thank you for calling people out on the hypocricy of misogny. Because I hate hypocrites. Oh by the way, sorry I'm not on board with that whole gay-marriage thing. Must be against everything you stand for, huh?