By NB Staff (Bio | Archive) April 5, 2008 - 15:38 ET
Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., speaks at the North Dakota Democratic Convention in Grand Forks, N.D., Friday, April 4, 2008. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)
Democrat Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, in the middle of a stump speech about an uninsured pregnant woman who died in an Ohio hospital last August, responds to what a campaign worker just said in her concealed earpiece: "What do you mean the New York Times just debunked this story? Didn't Keller get his payment this month?"
Hillary Clinton (D-NY) strains to hear if anyone has dropped dead in her audience in the hopes that she can make up another lie about the dead person and an evil hospital
Hillary Clinton pauses from a speech during a campaign stop, listening for the always-present Obama train, and making the horn sound for dramatic effect.
If you cup your hand just so, and turn your ear toward Pennsylvania you can hear my campaign running out of gas, ideas and excuses somewhere around Pittsburgh...
6 months after Obama loses to McCain in the general election, Candidate Hillary Rohdam (ex)Clinton waits, alone, at her next campaign stop, declaring that she's the real candidate for change, and that she's got the military and executive experience to prove it -- if only everybody would just listen....
Helloooooooo. Anybody thererrrrrrrr?
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If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it is in English, thank aSoldier. - My barber
"Yes, the failure of the Military to protect me and Chelsea on our trip to Tuzla rests squarely on the shoulders of that incompetent boob Wesley Clark."
Hillary Clinton is still waiting for conformation of Karl Rove’s indictment on perjury and obstruction of justice charges more than “24 business hours” after news of the impending indictment was leaked to Jason Leopold and reported at Truthout.org in 2006.
With the 7,498th call from Democrat party officials for her to exit the presidential race because she cannot win, Hillary adopts her "I can't hear you" pose we've come to know so well on the campaign trail.
"If you listen close enough you can hear the sound of Mitt Romney's VP chances dying a slow and painful death..."
......and if you listen even closer you can hear the not so quiet mastication and grinding of bones as the liberal's continue to chew each other up and destroy thier party over identity politic's.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
Exactly nothing, just figured I would throw that in there to get your attention. Me personally I think McCain should go with someone even more conservative like Rick Santorum or maybe Eric Cantor....... (gasp) a Jooooooo!.........I mean, heck, since your side likes to play identity politic's and all, I mean the first Jewish man to run for VP would certainly be historical.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
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What!
April 5, 2008 - 15:42 ET by somedaysQuiet! I can hear a sniper!
A biological illustration...
April 5, 2008 - 15:44 ET by goldenthroat"And this is how big Obama's ears were when he was born!"
Yo! Super-delegates....I
April 5, 2008 - 15:44 ET by bigtimerYo! Super-delegates....I can't hear you! Where art thou?
....anybody...anyone?
"Never murder your opponent when he is committing suicide." ~ W. Churchill
Wait a minute-wait a minute...
April 5, 2008 - 15:45 ET by WhoIsJohnGaltDid someone just call me a liar?!?!
Hellooooo! Is this thing
April 5, 2008 - 15:51 ET by fitzfongHellooooo! Is this thing on?
Hillary
April 5, 2008 - 15:56 ET by Noel SheppardDemocrat Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, in the middle of a stump speech about an uninsured pregnant woman who died in an Ohio hospital last August, responds to what a campaign worker just said in her concealed earpiece: "What do you mean the New York Times just debunked this story? Didn't Keller get his payment this month?"
Patrick Leahy, I can't
April 5, 2008 - 15:58 ET by Mark FinkelsteinPatrick Leahy, I can't he-a-r-r-r-r-r you!
An off-screen make-up artist
April 5, 2008 - 16:11 ET by the strugglerAn off-screen make-up artist cleans Hillary's nostrils with two big black Q-Tips
Falling on Deaf Ears.
April 5, 2008 - 16:11 ET by CrashHillary hears a Who.
Hillary,Hillary, Hillary
April 5, 2008 - 16:13 ET by Redrowan2000I swear to God they were shootin at me!!!
"Don't let the bastards grind you down "
Red
I believe the picture is
April 5, 2008 - 16:25 ET by MidAmericaI believe the picture is a shot from her campaign in Texas where she showed she can pander to any region or ethnicity of the country.
Bill Gates, I hear you..
April 5, 2008 - 16:26 ET by hgabrahamsonBill Gates, I hear you..and I feel your pain!
Difference of Opinion is what makes a Horse Race
Quick...
April 5, 2008 - 16:32 ET by wvpv...someone blow in my ear, I need a refill.
Ka Ching
April 5, 2008 - 17:06 ET by BeresfordNo matter how this election turns out...I hear another book deal in the wind.
Wait a minute...
April 5, 2008 - 16:37 ET by BeresfordWas that a zipper I just heard?
Bill, stay away from the interns back stage, dammit.
What cho gonna do when the
April 5, 2008 - 16:39 ET by tazzWhat cho gonna do when the Hillkster runs wild on you.(please for the love of God, don't tear your shirt off)
1. Yodellayeehooooooo! 2.
April 5, 2008 - 16:45 ET by pbanks71. Yodellayeehooooooo!
2. Did I just hear a man fall in a forest?
MSM - shaping all the perceptions you need to believe.
HRC: "WHO YA' GONNA'
April 5, 2008 - 17:02 ET by BlazerHRC:
"WHO YA' GONNA' VOTE FOR? I CANT' HEAR YOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Who let the dog out? Who?
April 5, 2008 - 17:21 ET by fitzfongWho let the dog out?
Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?
and...
April 5, 2008 - 17:23 ET by surroundednyc"...and this is the call of the Yellow Bellied Sapsucker"
“Without freedom, there is no true humanity.”
W.F.Buckley
Hillary Clinton (D-NY)
April 5, 2008 - 17:32 ET by ChrisMillsHillary Clinton (D-NY) strains to hear if anyone has dropped dead in her audience in the hopes that she can make up another lie about the dead person and an evil hospital
Ahem...
April 5, 2008 - 17:43 ET by JeffWeimerRIIICOOLAAA!!!!
Did you say...
April 5, 2008 - 18:10 ET by Extirpateryou want to know the tooth? What tooth?
Soundcheck..erm, give me an E. ohhhmmm..
April 5, 2008 - 19:36 ET by JoggerNotWhat would you do if I sang out of tune..
would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song,
Said lend me your ears. um, song...s..uh oh..
*looks at backup orchestra. rolls eyes*
So sing it with me..
I get by with a little help from my friends..
Mm get high with a little help from my friends...
Give me your ears.
apology to beatles and joe c.
"I'm going to make sure I
April 5, 2008 - 19:12 ET by HumanEvents"I'm going to make sure I don't mishear again."
(After all, I can only use misspoke and mishear as excuses one time each. But I still have a missaw up my sleeve!)
Let's please not make the biggest MISTAKE by putting the Clintons back in the WH!
Concede the nomination
April 5, 2008 - 19:54 ET by johnbarryConcede the nomination Hillary.
Hillary Rodham Clinton,
April 5, 2008 - 20:05 ET by sam.i.amHillary Rodham Clinton, D-NY, demonstrates the removal of her cyborg mask to a stunned crowd in ND by lifting the hidden release lever behind her ear.
what? no. i appreciate your assistance but i can't use that lie.
April 5, 2008 - 21:19 ET by lunaticcringeradioal gore already said he invented the internet.
lunaticcringeradio
Hillary Hears a Who! Bill
April 5, 2008 - 21:36 ET by suzycreamcheeseHillary Hears a Who!
Bill Gates, I hear you..and I feel your pain!"
LOL. Good one.
Hillary Clinton pauses from
April 5, 2008 - 23:01 ET by GregEHillary Clinton pauses from a speech during a campaign stop, listening for the always-present Obama train, and making the horn sound for dramatic effect.
Comfortably Dumb
April 6, 2008 - 00:00 ET by ammo john"My lips move, but I can't hear what I'm saying."
If you cup your hand just
April 6, 2008 - 00:42 ET by Red Stater Commie haterIf you cup your hand just so, and turn your ear toward Pennsylvania you can hear my campaign running out of gas, ideas and excuses somewhere around Pittsburgh...
No One Thought of this One?
April 6, 2008 - 01:09 ET by Del Dolemonte"I did not have sexual relations with that woman..."
Captionfest in a bow
April 6, 2008 - 01:49 ET by Parker1227"Is that YOU Dan? What's your frequency?"
It's 3 am
April 6, 2008 - 03:17 ET by okiehawk44It's 3 in the morning and Hillary hears the phone ringing -- ah, another national crisis to mess up.
JZ Knight
April 6, 2008 - 04:29 ET by Parker1227"I am channeling the 10,000-year-old spirit of Ramtha!"
"He says I am destined to become Empress of the world!"
The Changeling
April 6, 2008 - 07:43 ET by CrashWhat's that ... is that the sound of drilling for oil in your backyard? I'm all for subsidies here ... same as I was when I visited Iowa!
http://www.nextenergynews.com/news1/next-energy-news2.13s.html
What is that slurping sound I hear?
April 6, 2008 - 08:00 ET by political mavenWhat is that slurping sound I hear?
Oh , it's you, Bill, with a young admirer behind the curtain..
→ I'm not lying
April 6, 2008 - 08:13 ET by Cool ArrowThe lady died because she didn't have a hundred dollars. My husband was dragging it through a trailer park.
♣ a seal
The [Campaign] Beat goes on
April 6, 2008 - 09:38 ET by ThisnThat6 months after Obama loses to McCain in the general election, Candidate Hillary Rohdam (ex)Clinton waits, alone, at her next campaign stop, declaring that she's the real candidate for change, and that she's got the military and executive experience to prove it -- if only everybody would just listen....
Helloooooooo. Anybody thererrrrrrrr?
___________________________________
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it is in English, thank a Soldier. - My barber
It's 3a.m., a phone is
April 6, 2008 - 09:53 ET by BlazerIt's 3a.m., a phone is ringing in The Whitehouse............it's a pimp, Bill owes him money again.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Caption
April 6, 2008 - 10:03 ET by Cool Arrow"Yes, the failure of the Military to protect me and Chelsea on our trip to Tuzla rests squarely on the shoulders of that incompetent boob Wesley Clark."
♣ a seal
Ol' treetop is fixin' to
April 6, 2008 - 10:06 ET by ConservativeRexOl' treetop is fixin' to let loose with another whopper! When she looks at the ceiling..look out! Her comes another one!
She's Bats I Say!
April 6, 2008 - 10:24 ET by CrashGary Oldman, pictured here, as Count Dracula.
Still Waiting
April 6, 2008 - 11:48 ET by CobraManHillary Clinton is still waiting for conformation of Karl Rove’s indictment on perjury and obstruction of justice charges more than “24 business hours” after news of the impending indictment was leaked to Jason Leopold and reported at Truthout.org in 2006.
Hillary hears a Hu
April 6, 2008 - 11:59 ET by juspassinthruBarak HUssein Obama
Hillary hears a Hsu?
April 6, 2008 - 13:09 ET by fitzfongHillary hears a Hsu?
Yum Yum
April 6, 2008 - 14:25 ET by mrgrogroOkay, so as Bill describes it, you pull your hair behind your ear like this and then make an "O" with your mouth like this....
"Can I get a 'Whoop Whoop'
April 6, 2008 - 14:47 ET by GeoGolf"Can I get a 'Whoop Whoop' ??!!!!!"
"I can't hear you!"
April 6, 2008 - 15:27 ET by ecnirPWith the 7,498th call from Democrat party officials for her to exit the presidential race because she cannot win, Hillary adopts her "I can't hear you" pose we've come to know so well on the campaign trail.
If you listen close enough
April 6, 2008 - 16:03 ET by LeonIf you listen close enough you can hear the sound of Mitt Romney's VP chances dying a slow and painful death...
LINK
Little One... You might
April 6, 2008 - 16:08 ET by bigtimerLittle One...
You might have better luck getting responses if you put that on OT...this isn't appropriate for Captionfest..as you well know.
Just a thought.
"Never murder your opponent when he is committing suicide." ~ W. Churchill
It's entierly appropriate.
April 6, 2008 - 16:15 ET by LeonIt's entierly appropriate. That picture clearly shows Hillary listening to the death of Mitt's VP chances.
Who says captionfest can't be topical?
......and if you listen even
April 6, 2008 - 16:11 ET by Blazer"If you listen close enough you can hear the sound of Mitt Romney's VP chances dying a slow and painful death..."
......and if you listen even closer you can hear the not so quiet mastication and grinding of bones as the liberal's continue to chew each other up and destroy thier party over identity politic's.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
And that has what to do with
April 6, 2008 - 16:21 ET by LeonAnd that has what to do with Mitt's VP chances?
Exactly nothing, just
April 6, 2008 - 16:32 ET by BlazerExactly nothing, just figured I would throw that in there to get your attention. Me personally I think McCain should go with someone even more conservative like Rick Santorum or maybe Eric Cantor....... (gasp) a Jooooooo!.........I mean, heck, since your side likes to play identity politic's and all, I mean the first Jewish man to run for VP would certainly be historical.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Mitt for VP?
April 6, 2008 - 16:33 ET by CobraManI didn't know Hillary was considering Mitt Romney as her Vice President. You must have access to inside information that we don’t.
High on the Hill is a lonely...
April 6, 2008 - 18:18 ET by Parker1227...super-delegate,
Yodel-leigh, yodel-leigh, yodel-leigh hee hoo,
See Howard Dean anger Michigan and Florida,
Yodel-leigh thanks says John McCain.
Parker
April 6, 2008 - 18:57 ET by Noel SheppardParker,
A little "Sound of Music" on a Sunday evening. Nice. ns
Last Train to Clarksville
April 6, 2008 - 18:52 ET by CatherwoodWas that the final whistle I heard?
Has the train left the station?
I was to be there by 4:30 for my
ride to the coronation.
Oh No,No. No .No....No. No No Noooo.
April 6, 2008 - 19:57 ET by JoggerNotHistory Shows Again, and again how nature points out the follies of man..boc
How bout Give a li'll Whistle, woo.. hoop.. hoo?...
April 6, 2008 - 20:05 ET by JoggerNotHistory Shows Again, and again how nature points out the follies of man..boc
This week Hillary Clinton
April 6, 2008 - 22:54 ET by Cureboy675This week Hillary Clinton shamelessly pandered to the Hearing-Impaired swing vote.