I can hardly wait for Dan Rather to cover Barack Obama I am sure that he will be fair and ask hardball questions, NOT. The only thing Dan Rather will cover Barack Obama with is kisses and hugs.

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

The debut of the first actual BullS*** detector get a trial run.

The unit performed well on David Gregory and other traveling press pool, but the unit broke as they tested it on Dan Rather.

"We just didn't think that there could be that strong of a reaction from the detector, we'll have to recalibrate for larger readings." says the inventor.

"...Actually Mr. Rather, this is a conservative-o-meter.....

...

OK, you're clean."

Ok he is clean no missing documents on him only fake but accurate ones. 

Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark.

Just making sure you don't have any sharp objects Mr. Rather.  We both know the doctor said those were a "no-no". 

When a liberal speaks, the truth is busy elsewhere.

Prior to being searched, disgraced libeler Dan Rather asks, "that isn't a lie detector, is it?"

After losing his multimillion dollar anchor gig at CBS, Dan Rather is searched by Walmart security for shoplifting South Park DVD's in his trenchcoat.

When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.

1st SS agent, "Oh great, the I.Q. meter is acting up again."

2nd SS agent, "Nope, he rides on the short bus!" 

found with a sniper rifle, dan rather is further searched for weapons after being aprehended by police.

apparently attempting to assist hillary clinton in her lie to the public, dan rather is captured near a school building dressed oddly and found with a sniper rifle on his person. when captured he reveal that he "was only trying to fabricate a video to corroberate hillay clintons lie that she was under sniper fire in bosnia."

see dan, if you're going to make up a story, this is the way you do it stooopid. i hope your doctor finds an inoperable tumor in your next checkup.

lunaticcringeradio

"I want Bush eliminated but I do not have a gun"

"Forget change, I want improvement!"

 "During the vetting process of reporter's, this screener for the Obama camp uses the recently patented "Anti-Irony Detector" finding no sign's of objectionability in Rather she  allow's  him to pass."

."You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

                               " The Cake is a lie."   

Look what I can do---I can fly!!!!!!!!!!! Wheeeee!

Dan Rather: "I see you wear the same nipple rings as I do."

A Secret Service Agent scans Dan Rather to see what he has up his sleeve this time.

Female SS agent: Umm, Dan. Please tell me you didn't put a coin in your underwear again, just so the metal detector beeps 'down there.'

Dan: No, not this time. But I have a Kruggerand with your name on it if you do a cavity search!

Dan Rather seeks to impress a Secret Service Agent by showing her just how far he can stretch the truth.

Dan(even at his age)(look at his eyes):

mmmmm  nice

:)

Hey my new show is called... Rather's Believe It Or Not!

...taped to my thigh unless ...hee ...hee hee ...hee hee hee, go for it darlen! I'm a rodeo bull just wait'n for someone to open the gate!"

"Federal Government cracks down on media terrorist threat."

yeoman:  Captain, the tricorder says he's 1/2 human 1/2 ferangi

Kirk:  But the ferengi are compulsive liars, how can he be a journalist?

Dam Blather is a news ACTOR, and a poor one at that.

The only thing he is anchored to is a well padded chair.

Gee, I hope that thing can't locate balloons.